Interview of the Cast
Kasumi: Hello, everyone! I'm honored to be given a chance to interview the cast of "Ai no Sasuke (Love of Sasuke)" by yukino15. I'm here with Kaede Yukino, Uchiha Sasuke, Haku, Hyuuga Neji, Hiroaki Reiji and Hatake Kakashi.
Let's proceed to the interview, shall we? To start with… Yukino, how does it feel to have three guys fighting over you?
Yukino: (blushes) It's very flattering. I didn't really expect something to happen this way… You know… (blushes more)
Kasumi: Okaay… Well, we all know that you chose Sasuke best. How come? And why not Neji or Reiji?
Yukino: Um… Because Sasuke-kun… is a gentleman… He protects me when somebody is bullying me… and… uh… I don't know (smiles)
Kasumi: How cute Yukino-chan is!
Neji and Reiji: I don't believe that Sasuke did such a thing! (glares at Sasuke)
Sasuke: (raises an eyebrow) What?
Kasumi: Next, Sasuke, Neji and Reiji, if you were to choose between Yukino or your life to be taken, which would you choose?
Sasuke, Neji and Reiji: My life must be taken! (looks at each other angrily)
Kasumi: (nods) No doubt about that. Next question, guys, describe Yukino. Let's start with Sasuke.
Sasuke: She's… uh… pretty, talented, kind and… uh… many more.
Neji and Reiji: Hn!
Kasumi: Next, Neji.
Neji: I'm better suited with her, not Sasuke or Reiji.
Sasuke and Reiji: Hn!
Kasumi: And finally, Reiji.
Reiji: I'm better suited with her, not those idiots!
Sasuke and Neji: Reiji, wanna fight!
Reiji: Don't mind if I do. (starts fighting with Sasuke and Neji)
Kasumi: G-Guys, calm down. I haven't finished my interview yet. Could someone please stop them?
Haku: (sighs and performs hand seals. the water turns into a hand and grabs the three boys) There, this should calm them down while Kasumi-san continues.
Kasumi: (smiles) Thanks. So, I think you're next after the three of them… Anyway, what do you call that technique?
Haku: Actually, I have no name for it yet, but I copied this from one of Gaara's techniques.
Kasumi: So, why did you first appeared at the story from the prison?
Haku: Oh. About that, I turned myself to the police after our fight over the bridge… If I'm correct, the name of that bridge is Naruto Bridge… Anyway, I know that what Master Zabuza and I have done is wrong so I will accept any punishment for that.
Kasumi: Wow! You're very honest, Haku. Not to mention, very cute… Next question, I'm not trying to hurt your feelings or anything, but, what do you do if someone calls you a girl?
Haku: I'll never show that I'm a bit angry but I will tell them that I'm a boy. I think it's improper to yell at someone you don't know.
Kasumi: But what if a stranger flirts with you?
Haku: (twitches his eyebrow) I think it's time to ask Kakashi-san his questions (points at Kakashi).
Kakashi: (continues reading his book, Make-Out Paradise) Is it my turn?
Kasumi: Yeah, I think. So, Master Kakashi, the question is how come you took Yukino with you? It's really surprising 'coz you're often so cold and all.
Kakashi: I'm not that bad. Most think I'm a bad guy but unlike my close friends, they see me the other way around. So, the answer to your question… I took Yukino with me 'coz I couldn't stand a seven year old kid is off on the street and my conscience bugging me.
Kasumi: So, why were you there that time?
Kakashi: (shrugs) Actually, the latest volume of Make-Out Paradise is out and the stock at Konoha is sold out, so I went to Kiri to get a copy.
Kasumi: Just that reason?
Kakashi: Not really. I was sent to deliver a letter by the Hokage for the Mizukage and I happen to pass by Yukino's house.
Kasumi: (nods) Have you got any problems regarding Yukino?
Kakashi: No, not at all. She's not a burden, in fact, she's very helpful and obedient (pats Yukino's head).
Kasumi: They look like siblings… (looks at Sasuke, Neji and Reiji) Have the three already calmed down?
Sasuke, Neji and Reiji: (nods)
Kasumi: Good. Now, let me ask the two of you, Neji and Reiji. How does it feel to lose the fight?
Neji: Kinda angry at myself, but, on the other way around, let's just say that I'm happy for Yukino.
Kasumi: (nods) Reiji?
Reiji: To tell you the truth, I'm angry and annoyed at Sasuke 'coz well… he got his girl and I'm still hopeless.
Kasumi: Why not you two pair each other up so everyone gets to be happy?
Neji and Reiji: WHAT'RE YOU TRYING TO SAY! WE'RE NOT GAY!
Kasumi: (laughs) It's just a joke, don't worry… Well folks, thank you for witnessing this interview and I hope you like it. (turns at the cast) And thank you, guys, for coming here.
All: You're welcome.
Neji and Reiji: And we're not gay.
Kasumi: Yeah, yeah. I got it.
Ran Yuuki, Kaede Yukino, Hiroaki Reiji, Seki Orikasa, with his cat, Aya, is invented by yukino15. They are not originally included from the cast of "Naruto".
Yukino15: Thanks for reading Ai no Sasuke till the end of the chapter. Thanks to those who submitted reviews, good comments or bad comments. If you didn't understand who's the narrator for each chapters well... it's Sasuke in majority but if he switches to narrate with another character... you'll know 'coz in the first lines they will say that it's their story... (sniffs) Felt miserable when I read the bad comments... So my dear readers, sayonara soushite arigatou gozaimasu! Oh, and if you want pictures of the cast (Sasuke, Yukino, Neji, Reiji, etc.) just tell me, ok?
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Translations:
-chan
Honorific. Can be used either as a diminutive (e.g., with a small child—"Little Sasuke"), or with those who are grown, to indicate affection ("My dear").
-kun
Indicates familiarity or affection.
-san
Honorific. Carries the meaning of "Mr.," "Ms.," "Miss," etc., but used extensively in Japanese than its English equivalent.
"Sayonara soushite arigatou gozaimasu."
"Goodbye and thank you."