Chapter 2: What... About... The... Bus

"Ok it says here that we have to take bus 8.1234 to the Leaky Cauldron in London England." Dib said to Gaz as they walked each with a briefcase in their hand. "Then a representative of Hogwarts." Dib paused giving a squeal. "Will meet us and help us get what we will need for the year."

"Whatever. Now Listen at this school if you act weird I will have to destroy you. Hey by the way why didn't they accept us at our school of Witchcraft and Wizardry?"

"I heard they are having this big thingy with a cup and they are playing host to many countries."

"What are they going to drink out of it or something. Big deal. I drink out of a cup everyday no one ever sends a bunch of foreigners to see that."

"Come on Gaz! This is MAGIC!" Dib pauses and he pulls some confetti out of his pocket and pours it over the two of them. " Aren't you excited?"

"Consider this your first warning."

"This is wonderful Gaz, no longer will I be considered a freak. I will be at last with my own kind the magic ones those who create..."

"LOOK DIB! I didn't want to come here in the first place so if you know what's good for you, you will be quiet."

"Oh look there's the bus."

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"Gir, the stink DIB! I HATE HIM! Is getting on the bus 8.1234 which will take him to Targwarts where he will pay more and buy less." Zim said now both of them wearing red shirts with a bulls eye on it.

"Aaah buy me a pony."

" Oh we will ride along side of this bus monster and we will go to this Targwarts and then we will buy what we need for world domination."

"Can I get a blue pony?"

"Yes I suppose so now lets move." Zim said as they entered his ship and followed bus 8.1234.

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"Hey Gaz what are you playing?" Dib asked while Gaz played her Game Slave on the bus.

"It's the Legend of Gaibon, I've gotten to the level with Gaven." Gaz paused as her eyes widened with delight. "Gaven is my only reason for living with his brown hair and his shiny sword."

"Ahhhh... Is little Gaz in love?"

"Say that again and I may vomit." Gaz said as she regained her usual demeanor.

"So how do you suppose this bus is getting to England. Will it have something to do with Magic!" Dib again pulls more confetti out of his pocket and throws it into the air.

"I'm just hoping that you'll get this confetti thing out of your system."

"Coming up the Leaky Cauldren!" The Bus driver said.

"How did we get here so fast?" Dib asked as he looked out the window.

"Magic Duh." Gaz said as the bus stopped leaving the two in front of the Leaky Cauldron.

"Are you two Dib and Gaz?" A man said with his son following.

"Yes and we are ready to do MAGIC!" Dib said putting his hand in his empty pocket. "Oh man."

"Nice to meet you my name is Amos Diggory and this is my son Cedric."

"Hi how are you..." Dib started as Gaz pulls a sword out of her brief case.

"Here hold this." Gaz said giving the sword to Cedric.

"Sure." Cedric said as he looked at the sword and Gaz in an odd manner." It's a nice enough sword."

"G...gggaa...Gaven..."

"Why do you have a sword on you?" Dib asked his sister. "Your kind of frightening."

"Well we better get going and get your things." Amos said looking at the two odd children.

"Americans." Cedric muttered under his breath as the group move past the Leaky Cauldron.

Zims ship landed exactly where bus 8.1234 had dropped off Dib. "Is this it? Is this Poliwats whirlpool of cola products and salted snacks?"

"No! This says we are in Diagon Alley." Grr said reading a post sign.

"But I do not wish to bowl."

"Maybe we should follow Dib maybe he can take us to Hog... "

"I am the Invader here!... We shall follow the filthy Dib who wil lead us to Fufflwhats arrangement of fabric softener and socks. SOFTENER AND SOCKS!"

"Geez and they call me the stupid one. Do-de-do-do-de." Gir muttered as he followed behind his master.