Title: Mary Sues Letter
Summary: Mary Sue reads some of the Fan Fiction stories and writes a letter to Fan Fiction (dot) net and tells them what she really is like.
Disclaimer: I wont naught but a thing, however, I do the own the Move V, and I am very proud of it.
Mary Sue sighed as she dropped the letter in the mailbox. It was quite a frustrating week for her. On Monday, she found a split end in her dark hair. Tuesday she, like, broke a nail. Wednesday she lost her hello kitty purse with its sparkle eye glitter. Thursday she had discovered Fanfiction (dot) net, and read one of the stories, and boy was she upset. Then Friday her dad, like, gave her her allowance short like, 5 bucks. Today was Saturday and she had like, soooo much homework to do. Instead she opted to send a letter out to Fanfiction (dot) net.
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The letter soon arrived in the bustling office of Fanfiction (dot) net. A tall woman with blonde hair pulled back into a bun and super red lipstick on her lips, as well as some of her teeth, snapped her gum and moved her massive plastic, thick framed glasses up her nose. She had received a letter from someone who claimed to be 'Mary Sue' and it was marked as urgent. She picked it up off her desk and walked to her supervisor's office.
"Um… Hey Joe, I want you to look at this letter, it's marked urgent." She said with another snap of her gum.
"Alright Susan, leave it on my desk, I'll get to it when I get have time." A well built man in his late 20's motioned to his desk and nodded. He bent over the laptop again typing furiously when the phone rang. Susan dropped the letter on his desk and then walked out as he picked up the phone.
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2 hours later Joe picked up the letter, looking bored. He pulled his letter opener from his desk and slipped it under the letter's flap and flicked his wrist quickly opening the letter. He skimmed it quickly and then grabbed the phone. He dialed some numbers quickly and waited for the other person to pick up.
"Yea, Dave? Yea it's Joe, come down to my office, and make sure you bring down the rest of the CEOs, I have something to humor them with. Yes, of course. No, I think they will like it. Yea, tell Donna she'll love it. Yea. No actually Susan brought it in my office, actually grab her on your way in, I'm sure she'll love it too. Oh, and Dave, tell Donna to hint to Susan that she's got lipstick on her teeth again. Yea. Alright, I'll see you in a bit."
He fell back against his chair and put his hands behind his head. He wore a lopsided grin on his face and then looked back at the letter and laughed a bit. He got up to fill his coffee mug at the other corner of his office when 7 people filed into his office. He looked around at the confused faces. Then Susan came in looking a little upset, but her teeth were clean-er, they still had a red streak on them. He nodded curtly at his oblivious secretary and secretly wished Donna was his secretary. I mean, how come all the other CEO's had hot secretaries, and not him? He brushed the thought aside and smiled at his co- workers.
When enough chairs were pulled into his room and everyone was seated in a half circle around his desk, he seated himself and held up the letter. He smiled.
"Now, we have all worked here for a good 7-8 years, some like Dave here have been here for 20 years and we have seen many an absurd thing, but today, today will top off any of our experiences at Fanfiction. I just received a letter from someone who claims to be Mary Sue. (he smirked a little) now, we are all familiar with a Mary Sue correct? (furious nods) Well this girl is a very angry Mary Sue and she can't spell anything. So without further ado, I'm going to read this." He smiled and then strengthened the letter on his desk and smiled faintly.
A/N: The letter comes in next! I wanted to take this brief moment to thank all my reviewers for the story Hello Mary Sue thank you all you are amazing.