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Chapter 3: The Journey to Hogwarts

"Wow this train is neat." Dib said as he and Gaz entered the train from platform 9 3/4.

"Now Dib I've never really seemed to appreciate your knowledge of weirdness. Mostly because your voice makes me want to do SUCH TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE THINGS! But I have a question."

"Wow things are really looking up for me now. I've been accepted to Hogwarts! My sister is asking me questions. I'm welcoming in a new golden age."

"I wouldn't welcome it in just yet... Have you ever heard on that stupid tv show of yours about people coming out of video games?"

"Not from video games, but I've heard of those dirty chicken toys coming to life. Hey wait a minute this has to do with Cedric doesn't it, you think he's that Gaven person." Dib said laughingly as Gaz face filled with anger.

"That's it!" Gaz said as she started to pummel her brother.

"NOOOOO!"

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"Gir! Look there is something flying high in the air above that filthy earth train." Zim screeched as he flew his ship above the Hogwarts bound train.

"HORSIES!" Gir said looking outside the cockpit.

"Flying Earth mammals pulling some carriage thing. Impressive, even for this Earthians. Could they be heading to Bulbimax feel of light bulbs and feet warmers?"

"They are from the other school look feathers!"

" Other school? This gives me an idea. Why not pose as attendants of this other school so we may observe from another perspective the Dib's activities."

"We get to be girls!"

"What!"

"That's Beauxbatons it's a girl school."

"BRILLIANT, I EVEN ASTOUND MYSELF! Taking duel girl identities the DIB wont even recognize us as attendants of Rowrattens."

"Okay... Say hi to KITTY!" Gir said as he pulled out an orange ginger colored cat from his back.

"Where did you get that thing?"

"It loves me! Really!" Gir said as he cuddles with the cat.

"Gir, that earth animal it's face looks all smooshed... It sickens me." Zim says as he backs from making a slight gaging noise.

"Aww I think it's cute. I found him in a garbage can!"

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"Ronald! Have you seen Crookshanks!" Hermione screeched at her best friend.

"No I haven't seen your bloody cat and I hope he jumped in a lake." Ron rebutted.

"Come on Ron! I know you've never liked the cat but to hide him away. "

"I haven't hid anything away!" Ron said his voice cracking with the terror of puberty.

"LOOK GAZ! FELLOW STUDENTS!" Dib said beaming as he and his sister ran into the arguing pair.

"I guess IT'S nice TO MEET you or whatever." Gaz said as Ron and Hermione looked at the brother and sister. "My father says I need to learn social skills so I'm going to your stupid school and this is my stupid brother Dib."

"IT"S SO NICE TO MEET YOU! TELL ME ALL THAT YOU KNOW ABOUT MAGIC!" Dib screamed as Gaz took some Confetti out of her pocket and threw it into the air. "Where did you get that?"

"I stole it from your pocket while we were on the bus."

"My name is Hermione Granger and this is Ronald Weasley." Hermione said offering her hand to Gaz who took it annoyingly.

"Oh hi Cedric." Ron said as Cedric came up to meet them.

"I see you've meet Dib and Gaz." Cedric said as Gaz's mouth dropped. "She let me hold a sword."

"Would you mind holding it again!"

"Why not." Cedric said as she grabbed the sword out of her bag and gave it to Cedric as she then took out her camera and started to take pictures of Cedric who was now posing for her with the sword.

"Why does your sister have a sword on her?" Hermione asked.

"That's wicked frightening." Ron added.

"Well it was nice seeing you all again." Cedric said as he walked away giving the sword back to Gaz, who's mouth was still agape.

"Hi guys what's going on?" said a voice who came up the group the voice of none other than Harry Pot...

"HARRY POTTER! I've heard about you on Mysterious, Mysteries of Strange Mysteries!"

Magical Re-enactment:

"Today on Mysterious, Mysteries of Strange Mysteries we have the story of the boy-who-lived. A young Wizard brought up by his mortal aunt and uncle. What makes this young wizard so special you ask, lets ask his aunt and uncle," The Narrator said as he knocked on the door of the Dursley's home on Privet Drive.

"Excuse me sir can you tell me what makes your nephew so special?" The Narrator said as Vernon Dursley opened the door.

"GET OFF MY BLOODY LAWN YOU FREAKS!" Vernon screamed as the magical re-enactment faded.

"I've been on the television before?" Harry said giving a small smile.

"Dad will be excited to hear that." Rod said referring to his father who was obsessed with the muggle lifestyle.

"It's no big deal me and my brother have been on that stupid show before along with his stupid friend Zim and his dumb dog."

"Zim is not my friend he is the enemy, my alien enemy." Dib said with a bitterness in his voice.

"Alien enemy?... What a bunch of rubbish." Hermione said disbelievingly.

"It's true! He is trying to take over the Earth and I am the only one who can stop him like Harry is the only one who could have stopped you-know-who."

"You-know-who! What is that a codename for something, well now your what-the-poo." Gaz said with a snicker.

"That was low Gaz, that was low."

"You two have some serious issues you know that?" Harry said as the train came to a stop.

"It's been said." Dib said as he reached into his sister's pocket and through some of the confetti she took from him into the air.