Big thanks to my first reviewer Lady Anck Su Namun, you are amazing, and lyke awesome. Lyke.

Joe took a deep breathe and looked over the small group around his desk and then lowered his eyes to the letter, with one final smile.

"Well here we go:

Dear Fanfiction (dot) net,

My name is Mary Sue, and I am angeery. Lyke, I was reading your website and lyke your author, people, writers, are lyke getting me all wrong. I lyke, want to set da record strait. I am a fifteen year old gurl and lyke I am NOT blonde. I am a brooonet and have pretty green eyes.

Next, I'd lyke to talk about everyone tawking about me falling into Medale Earth, lyke first of all, I'm lyke from Utah, that is a country in the contieentant of Aemmerica. Lyke, the way I fell into medale earth was from lyke a bad tuna fish sandwich that lyke made me lose my con-science. And that's lyke when I woke up der, in Medale Earth err however you spell it.

I'd lyke to straiten out my love lyfe 2. I am NOT in love with HAL-DEER, or LEGO-LASS, or Arogrono. I hated all of them, they were lyke so mean to me when I was der in M.E. Lyke and Arogorno was smelly. I fell in love with Orrroofin. Lyke, he was so cute, and lyke cuddly. I learned a lot about pointy arrows with orrofin. LMAO! I think Booromir was lyke jealous. So contrary to lyke popular belief, Boormir did not die cause lyke he was saving da hobbiteses, he commited like sewer-side cause I choose orrofin over him, and his smeelyy horn of Gondor.

Orrofin and me had many a nice day in under the meelryny tree, talking of pointing arrows (giggle giggle Wink wink) Also, contrary to popular believe Galadriel was radioactive ALL THE TYME! I wonder who Celebonry shagged a radioactive woman, but I set that straight and shagged him SENseless with orrfin too. That was fun. Maybe that was why Galadriel was radioactive. I dunno. Lyke who cares, I lyke saved medale earth and lyke everyone was happy.

Also I lyke wanted to say, l lyke didn't give people permsion to use my name on Fanfiction's web internet site. Lyke that's a lawsweet right der. Boom, hot pocket on lyke fire. Also I wish to banish from your heads that I even wanted to steal Arwen's Evenstar, cause it wasn't as shiny in real lyfe as it was in the MOVE V! lyke totally. And the ring, turns out it was plastic. That's why it couldn't be destroyed it had to lyke be melted. I was mad surprised wen I founded out. Seriously.

Anyhow I would lyke that you refrain from putting fan fictions out about me that are wrong. Lyke get the story right, I wasn't even in the fellowship, so that bullshyt about the tenth walker, lyke no. I was in orrifin's bed, then lyke Galadriel toold me that Frodo was a loser and tht I should take da ring to Morrdoor. So I did, and the blast sent me lyke, back to Earth.

Anyhow you can make this up to me by lyke paying for a week at a spa, cause this stress from reading Fanfiction has caused me to lyke breakout.

Sinceryl

Mary Sue…. Da lyke REAL ONE. Lyke REAL cheddar cheese…yea.

Joe pulled his eyes up and looked around. People where in various states of laughter, some on the floor, others holding on to their seats for dear life. It was quite a sight to beheld. Now, as he laughed uncontrollably tears stinging his eyes he couldn't help but think this girl was insane. The problem with answering this letter came into play.

A/N: Tune in next time to see the response. this will probably be a small series of letters flying back and forth!