Nothing Like A Fairy Tale Chapter 4: Lily And James Potter, a harry potter fanfic

Disclaimer: Not mine…
Still not mine…
Damn. It's still not mine!

hopelessromantic1234: Don't worry. Harry and Ginny are gonna get together sooner or later. Actually, they're gonna get together later. After I accidentally-on-purpose ruin their lives and then fix everything. Thanks for reviewing.

Rubber-duckiesofdoom: You'll find out why Lily and James are there in this chapter. Thanks for reviewing.

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Maddy: Thanks for reviewing. The whole spawn of Satan thing is from my life. I told my friends that one of my teachers was Satan in disguise. I also told them that Tommy is the spawn of Satan. Then, I said that Tommy was the teacher's illegitimate son. I explained it the same way Ginny did. My friends didn't say anything though. It could be because they are used to my mindless ramblings. But, it's probably because I have a fiery temper and they know it. Most people I've met know better than to piss me off.

And now for the story.

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I'm sorry. I just had to do that!

I'm not crazy. Lily and James Potter really were there.

And they looked solid.

Today has not been my day.

I mean, really. How much is a girl supposed to put up in a single day anyway? I am being forced to marry the spawn of Satan! The guy I love is being forced to marry a total bitch! I was scarred for life at the sight of my brother snogging his best friend! I found out I'm going to have to be a princess! I'M BEING FORCED TO MARRY!

And if that wasn't bad enough, Lily and James Potter appear in my bedroom.

I bet you're wondering what I did.

I screamed.

Well, what would you have done? Imagine you walk into your room and there are people sitting on your bed. People you have never met.

It wouldn't be so bad if they weren't dead!

It doesn't help that I'm in love with their son.

"You're in love with Harry?" asked Lily with wide eyes.

Damn. Thinking loud again.

To avoid answering the question, I screamed again. Louder this time.

"Shut up, Ginny!" yelled Ron from his room. "My problems are worse than yours!"

Stupid git. Thinks everything is about him.

"Answer the question, Ginny," Lily said.

Damn.

Lily and James spoke at the same time.

"Don't swear," Lily said.

James said, "I like you already!"

Lily shot him a dirty look. "James," she said in a really scary voice.

I started to back away from her. James, on the other hand, laughed. Just laughed. If I didn't know who she was, I would have said that she was evil. So James was practically staring evil in the face and he was LAUGHING!

Okay, okay. I know Lily's not evil. But, she sounded like she was.

Then, she turned on me. "Answer my question," she said in the scary voice.

"Um..."

Yes. The answer to her question is yes. I love Harry Potter.

"You do?" asked James.

What is with me and thinking out loud?

Now I have something else to add to my list of horrible things that happened today. I found out that I love Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, the Chosen One, the Prince of the Wizarding World, the heir to some throne that I've never heard of, and whatever other stupid titles he has. That would be bad all by itself, considering that he will never love me back. But, I found a way to make it worse. I accidentally told his parents! His dead parents!

How can today get any worse?

"Well, you could die," James said.

Great. I was thinking out loud again.

Why don't I just tell the world all my secrets? I'm probably going to blurt them out anyway.

"If you tell the world your secrets, everyone will know. But if you blurt them out, only a few people will know," said Lily.

"Can I ask you guys a question?" I asked.

"Sure," Lily said.

"Do you guys ever think out loud?"

They looked surprized. They must of thought I was going to ask why they were here. Now that I think about it, that is a very good question. Why are they in my room?

"I don't think we do. Why?" said James.

"Because I keep thinking out loud and I don't even realize it until someone says something," I answered.

"We can't help you with that," Lily said. "Sorry."

"Well, why are you here?"

"You don't know?" asked Lily.

So they weren't expecting me to ask them that.

"Of course I don't know why you're here!" I answered.

"Well, you should know why we're here," James said. "It's all your fault."

Lily shot James a dirty look.

Why would it be all my fault that they're here? It's not like I asked them to come.

Oh, shit. That wish! Why am I so stupid? Except for Hermione and Ron snogging, everything horrible that happened today was all my fault! The wish made Harry and Malfoy princes. The wish is trying to make me a princess! Malfoy is Prince Charming.

I am so dead.

So I screamed again.

Ron ran into my room. "I told you to shut up, Ginny! Not everything is about you!"

Prat.

"You're the one that thinks everything is about you!" I said. "I'm the one that has to marry Malfoy!"

"WHAT!" screamed someone from the hall.

Actually, that sounded more like two people. Isn't that just great? I've told Fred and George.

"Ginny!" said Fred. "Why are you..."

"...Going to marry Malfoy!" finished George.

"IT'S NOT LIKE I WANT TO MARRY HIM!" I yelled.

Great. Why don't I just owl everyone in the world and tell them I have to marry Malfoy?

"Could you say that a little louder, Gin? I think there are some people in China that didn't hear you."

"Shut up, Harry," I said.

Wait. It's Harry! What is he doing here!

"What are you doing here?" I asked.

"I'm visiting for the summer, remember?"

"But, you're a prince now. Shouldn't you be doing something... boring?"

Harry laughed. I made him laugh!

"You made him laugh, Ginny!" Ron said. "He didn't even smile the whole time we were talking to him!"

I feel special.

"All of you get out of my room," I said.

"Why, Ginnikins?" asked Fred.

"Yeah, we were having so much fun," said George.

"Why don't you all go and think of ways to kill Ferret Face?" I suggested.

"Great name for your finacee," Harry said.

"Shut up," I answered. "Just find a way to kill him without getting into too much trouble."

Harry laughed again. "Nice to know you haven't changed at all, Gin."

Then, they finally left.

And I realized that no one saw Lily and James but me.

Which proves that I'm going crazy.

"You're not going crazy, Ginny," Lily said. "We're invisible to everyone but you."

"Why?"

"Because we're you're fairy godparents," said James in a bored voice.

I screamed again, just to let out my anger.

And Harry, Ron, Fred, and George came into my room.

"What's wrong, Gin?" asked Harry.

"EVERYTHING!" I yelled. "Now get out of my room!"

And then they all ran from my room.

Except Harry.

"You're not gonna have to marry him, Gin," he said.

And then he left.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM! WHY DOES HE HAVE TO GO AWAY RIGHT AFTER HE TELLS ME SOMETHING IMPORTANT LIKE THAT?

Boys are all prats.

I'm really sorry that I didn't update sooner!

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-Jessi