Chapter Six: The Cupy Chooses and the Return...

"Gir... This is the Moody's classroom." Zim whispered as he and Gir tip toed around the door.

"HI!" Gir screamed as he opened the door.

"GIR!"

"Oh we were spying again huh?"

"Yes Gir." Zim said exasperated.

"No ones here!" Gir said as they both entered the empty classroom

"Your right this is most EXCELLENT!" Zim said as he looked at the bones of some ancient monster lying on Moody's desk.

"Look CANDY!" Gir said as he found a black chest and started to fiddle with the lock until it unlatched causing the box to open and also the many boxes that seemed to be within each other. "Look it came with a toy surprise!"

"What are you doing in there!" Moody yelled.

"Oh we are just a couple of witches... hahahaha..." Zim paused.

"Can I play with the toy!" Gir asked.

"You two are..."

"Hey could you move a little to the left?" Zim asked.

"Over here?" Moody said as he moved just a little to much of center from the box.

"No a little to the right, No! That's to far ok." Zim said as Moody moved following Zim's instructions.

"Is that good?"

"Yes." Zim said bluntly as he stole Moody's fake eye and rammed Moody into the box. "Quick Gir! Close the box!"

"Dun-dun-da-duh!" Gir said lyrically as he sat on the lid and put the lock back on.

"Now Gir witness yet again my superior talent in the mastery of disguise!" Zim said pausing dramatically and then putting Moody's fake eye over his own. " DO I NOT AMAZE YOU!"

"I have no idea who you are?" Gir said as Zim started to cackle.

"ZIMA! Why do you have Prof. Moody's eye?" Hermione questioned in her all to authoritative tone.

"I am Prof. Moody, Moofy child!"

"You still have your Baeuxbatons uniform on."

Zim looks down at his blue dress, "Is this a problem?"

"I would say so."

"Oh ha, ha, Oh you got me I am just covering for Prof. Moody today here at Jartraxes Cruel Room of Torture and Printable Coloring Pages."

"I like Torture!" Gir said.

"They are about to announce the Tri-Wizard Champions and thought you should be there." Hermione said while spinning out of the room.

"Moofy!" Gir yelled.

"CROOKSHANKS!" Hermione said through the now closed door.

"The Moofy girl does not believe my MIGHTY GUISE! We must do something to make these witchy people believe I am the Moody!"

" I'm going to order a pizza!"

"That's it! Gir if you did not make me want to hurl a MIGHTY HURL I would hug you! If these Earthians do not believe in my Moody maybe we should bring back an old friend... to help them believe..." Zim said with a sinister smile across his face.

"Now we are all gathered here to announce the competitors of the Tri-Wizard tournament." Dumbledore said as he moved towards the Goblet of Fire.

"WUUUUUUUUHOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Yes, yes it's exciting... now for Bauexbatons school of Witchraft ... Gir La Gir!" Dumbldore announced as the metal robot came up to him.

"Can I play in your beard?" Gir asked.

"Just go wait back there." Dumbledore said as Gir weaved towards the back.

"I don't trust him! Zim must have rigged the cup!" Dib said to Harry and his group and Gaz.

" Do you really believe he's an alien?" Harry questioned turning to Dib.

" He's green."

"What about Sneaval Kingsley?" Harry said as he pointed to a Slytherin who was a creepy sort of sour apple green who waved to Dib.

"That's the breaks isn't it." Gaz said.

"For Durmstrang Institute of Wizardry... Viktor Krum!" Dumbledore said as Krum came up and gave a bow to the aged wizard, then following Gir's path.

"For Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry (we aren't as biased as other schools)... Cedric Diggory!"

"Gaven!" Gaz said as she blew a kazoo, fallowed up by releasing a couple of balloons into the air and then lastly throwing the remaining confetti into the air. "I was saving it for a special occasion."

"Look the cupy thing... its doing something?" Zim said as the goblet unleashed one final piece of paper.

"Harry Potter... Harry Potter... HARRY POTTER!" Dumbldore yelled at the boy who was now cowering...

"I'm not cowering."

"Go Harry! C'mon Harry!" Hermione said pushing Harry up who then walked into the room with the remaining champions.

"Man she's even more condescending then I imagined." Gaz whispered to her brother.

"I heard that!"

Harry walked into the room fallowed by a group of mad educational authorities... oh and Zim who didn't act like anything was wrong.

"HARRY! DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?" Dumbledore asked shacking the poor boy.

"No."

"Did you ask one of the other students to do it for you?"

"No."

"Well ok."

"Can I be shaken up too?" Gir asked now in Dumbledore's face.

"GIR!"

"No." Dumbledore said walking away.

"This is most advantageous Gir if you win I SHALL HAVE ETERNAL GLORY!"

"Hey what 'bout me?"

"What more do you want, I've already promised you the moon?"

"I'm going to make cheese!" Gir said rubbing his hands with joy.

"Now Gir did you get the pizza."

"I ran and I ran and I ran and I ran into Canada and there was no pizza's to be seen! Then I went to the place next door!" Gir said pulling out the pizza.

"Excellent." Zim said as he paused then he splattered the pizza onto his face screaming in pain. "Gir Get me BACON SOAP!"

" I got it off the Internet!" Gir said as he passed the bar to Zim who took it and then writhed in pain.

"Has it come?"

"What?"

"The pimple!"

"Ohh is that what you were doing?"

"NOW THE ACNE BLAST!" Zim said as Gir handed him the ointment causing the small blemish that started to grow to enormous size. He then took a pen and drew a face on the super sized zit he then put the crazed eye of Moody over one of it's drawn ones. He then put a small fabric body that was a similar to Moody's dark garb.

"Welcome back my friend I have missed you well."