Chapter 7: Rita Skeeter Meets Mad Eye Pustulio

"My name is Rita Skeeter from the Daily Prophet, and the world wants to know all about you!" Rita said giving a slight giggle. "And this is... is..."

"Mostly they just call me the Narrator."

"All right this is the Narrator from Mysterious, Mysteries of Strange Mysteries who is teaming up with the Daily Prophet for this special event."

"Yes indeed and there is one question that all of our viewers want to know..." the Narrator said as he moved to Cedric. "What conditioner do you use?"

"I'm sorry."

"Conditioner... the world wants to know."

"Well I use a combination of..."

"HEY I KNOW!" Gir said grabbing Rita's and the Narrator's attention.

"You know what kind of conditioner I use... You frighten me."

"He frightens everyone." Zim said bluntly.

"We'll get back to Mr. Diggory's hair later now we shall move on to another important question..." Rita said as she then ran squared up to Harry. "DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME INTO THE GOBLET OF FIRE!"

"No..." Harry said backing away slightly.

"I know what happened." Gir said as both journalist, giggle, journalists, came up to him.

"Tell us."

Magical Re-Enactment

"I was the french lady playing hopscotch with a mongoose." Gir voiced over as they showed him throwing a rock and moving forward.

"Now did this mongoose put Harry's name in the Goblet of Fire?" Rita asked as the re-enactment continued showing Gir fall down.

"Yes...No... I... don't know..." Gir said as they returned to the room with the champions.

"Oh but I do." Zim said as he moved in front of the champions.

"And your name is?" Rita asked.

"I am Zima La Da La Loom I am the official spokesman for Prof. Moody the defense against the dark arts teacher here at Suntours Chapter 11 the Dookie Strikes Back."

"That's not Alastor Moody."

"What about...NOW!" Zim said as he taped the enormous zit posing as Moody causing Moody's stolen eye to move around crazily.

"Oh yes it's nice to see you again Prof. Moody." Rita said with a glint in her eye.

"Yes, Mad Eye Pustulio is happy to see you too."

"Now you say you know what happened with the Goblet of Fire."

"Yes... I can tell you how it happened."

Magical Re-Enactment

"It all started when that GREASY Dib showed up!" Zim voiced over as Dib, dressed in a black hood spookily walks towards the Goblet.

"Dib...Dib...Dib.. DIB! The big head boy!" The Narrator asked.

"Yes his head is quiet large." Zim continued, "He has a knack for getting people in trouble and he wanted the Potter boy to play in this little game, thingy."

"We have brought Dib and his little sister here today to give us more details on what really happened." The Narrator said as Dib and Gaz walked in.

"You brought the Dib here?" Zim asked.

"I've come here to reveal the truth!"

Magical Re-Enactment

"It all happened because of Zim! He is an alien and he wants to use the cup for his own evil purposes." Dib said as Zim's ship comes in and beams up the Goblet of Fire and then putting it back down as it puffs up some smoke in the shape of a skull. Zim then starts laughing menacingly.

"That's a lie!"

"No it isn't!" Gir said to Zim's dismay.

"Now Gaz... What do you have to say about all of this?" Rita asked Gaz who was amoured by Cedric's presence.

"Did you say something?" Gaz said annoyed at this mere distraction.

"Yes, do you know what happened with the Goblet of Fire?"

Magical Re-Enactment

"Well I did see stupid Zim and his dumb pet thing hanging around the cup, but then the giant sea-weed king showed up."

"This is almost as fun as the mongoose!" Gir interrupted.

"I WAS TALKING!" Gaz said filled with rage. "Any ways the sea-weed king appeared and was doing things to that stupid goblet."

Then in the re-enactment Cedric came in wet and holding a sword. "Then Cedric came in and destroyed it with his mighty sword... LIKE GAVEN!"

"Who on earth is Gaven?" Cedric asked Harry.

"I don't try to understand anything coming out of their mouths."

" I liked your story." Gir said to Gaz who then shoved him aside.

"Well I think we have gotten enough for today don't you?" Rita asked the Narrator.

"Enough is always enough with that boy."

"That is a stupid disguise." Dib said pointing at Mad Eye Pustulio. Zim in response wobbled the head of Pustulio and let it hypnotize Dib leaving him in a docile state as he took Gir with him out the door.