Chapter 8: Cedric Rules, Potter Stinks, and Gir's Crazy
"We'll you can tell Ron!..." Harry told Hermione as Zim and Gir walked towards the Neville and Harry.
"I AM NOT AN OWL !"
"No you're the Moofy girl." Gir said as the former group passed with Hermione giving him a look.
"Gir we have business with the Potter child, no talking to the Moofy girl."
"MY NAME IS NOT MOOFY GIRL!" Hermione yelled from afar.
"We know geez... Moofy Girl."Gir said with a giggle.
"Now! Potter boy... we have much to discuss."
"About what?" Harry asked while being distracted by Pastulio.
"I believe it will be most advantages for you to forfeit the tournament."
"I don't think so."
"What about... now!" Zim said as he pulled a puppy out from his back who then began to lick Harry's face.
"I think he likes me."
"I told you it wouldn't work." Gir said annoying his master.
"Maybe Mad-Eye-Pustulio can change your mind." Zim said as he wobbled the hideous blemish on his neck.
"Hmmm... no."
"You will give up the tournament and give all to ZIM!"
"Your really stupid." Harry said as he walked off.
"I will give up the tournament and give all to Zim." Neville said hypnotically.
"RRRRRrrr! This Pustulio is not as potent as the last one."
"Not as potent..." Neville drooled.
"Still it seems to have quiet the effect on this one."
"Ah... let's make him make us some POOP." Gir said smiling at Neville.
"Classic or Salted?..." Neville said still out in no where.
"Hmmmm... how 'bout salted."
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"Cedric rules! Potter stinks! And Gir's Crazy!" Dib said reading aloud on a pin on another student's jacket.
"I would say it's accurate enough." Gaz said as she took a sip from her juice box.
"Come on Gaz! Harry is the only one who can save the magical world from the forces of darkness. You shouldn't make judgments because of your crush."
"Maybe you should tell yourself that Dib."
"Very funny." Dib said, "Hey have you heard of that Yule Ball thing?"
"Some lame dance, why would I(!) care?"
"Well I thought maybe you would want to go with... Cedric." Dib said as Gaz's eyes widened, "Maybe I've been looking at this to much as a bad thing."
"I had a dream last night... I was playing the Legend of Gaibon the Musical..."
"Video games have musicals?"
"I WAS TELLING YOU MY DREAM!"
"Ok, ok continue."
Magical Re-Enactment
"I was in the graveyard level and my battery started to run low." Gaz said as she entered a graveyard covered in snow.
"Your batteries are fading, and your debating, should you save or continue..." A voice sang.
"That's when Gaven appeared holding the sword of shiny pet care." Gaz voiced over.
"Legend of Gaibon, will you guide me? Shall I save or continue..." Gaz sang.
"Continue..."
"Continue I will but what should I do?... If my batteries run empty."
"Too long have you played with batteries, when will you get an adapter?"
"Wildly my thumbs are cramping..."
"They are bleeding..."
"Yet the soul obeys..." Gaz and Gaven sang in unison.
"Legend of Gaibon, I/you accept you/me turning from true dookie. Legend of Gaibon I/you will buy your/my sequel, coming out this September..."
"Maybe you really should get an adaptor." Dib said as they returned.
"Look there he is!" Gaz said as she pointed at him.
"Why don't you ask him or something?"
"But I thought the boys are supposed to ask?"
"It's a new day in age." Dib said as Cho Chang walked towards Cedric.
"I have written you a poem... (Clears her throat.) The oceans are blue the atmosphere is too, your pretty good at Quiditch and charms too. Will you come to the dance with me... HERE'S A PIZZA!" Cho said as she handed him a pizza.
"Sure." Cedric said chewing a piece of pizza.
"Something is oddly familiar with that girl." Dib said turning to Gaz who was now red with anger.
" SHE STEALS MY LOVE WITH PIZZA! OHHH NOOO! NO! NO! NO! YOU MAY HAVE WON TODAY UMMM, UMMM, What's her name?" Gaz asked.
"Cho Chang."
"Thank you. CHO CHANG, YOU SHALL SOON SEE AS I SHALL REIGN DOWN FIERY VENGEANCE UPON YOU LIKE THE DARK PRINCESS IN THE LEGEND OF GAIBON THE DARK PRINCESS!"
"I like that game."