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And now, the randomness continues!

Flashback:

The girls all gave me dirty looks again.

But during the song, some of them gave me more dirty looks.

Why?

Because they heard what Harry said.

What did Harry say?

Well, during the song, Harry said to me, "Hey, Gin. I love you."

Someone hates me.

Not because Harry said he loves me. That was nice.

It's the fact that about three hundred girls want to murder me.

Oh, and a junior Death Eater wants to murder Harry.

But actually, what's different about that? Death Eaters always want to murder Harry.

"Please tell me you didn't just say that you want to murder me," Harry said.

Damn. Thinking out loud again.

"So you do want murder me," Harry said.

What is with me and thinking out loud?

"Why do want to murder me?" asked Harry.

"Shove it, Potter. I don't want to murder you."

Great. That's such a wonderful way to treat the guy you love.

Is this my subconcious again?

Yes. Now tell Harry you're sorry.

I don't have to. He's smiling. And who left and put you in charge anyway?

Your common sense retired. We had a retirement party just last week.

Oh, yeah? Well, um...

Stop talking to me. Harry's starting to think you're crazy.

"Gin, are you okay? 'Cause you keep talking to yourself and I don't think that's healthy and..."

Damn. I hate it when my subconcious is right.

And those girls still want to murder me.

Well, if I'm going to be murdered, I might as well give them a reason to kill me.

So I kissed Harry.

But, of course, I wished to be like Cinderella. And if I remember correctly, Cinderella had to run away from the ball.

Now all I have to do is wait. I'll have a reason soon enough.

And when I finished kissing Harry I had my reason. Becuase as soon as I finished kissing Harry, all hell broke loose.

Malfoy started chasing Harry, screaming threats.

Weird. I thought Malfoy hated me. I did ruin his face and hair.

Though, how can you ruin something that was already ruined? I think he was a lot better looking after I "ruined" his face and hair.

Anyway, about three hundred witches started chasing after me. There were about five hundred girls there, but some of them didn't hear anything and weren't chasing me.

Until one idiotic girl screamed, "She kissed Harry! Get her!"

Great. Now I'm being chased by five hundred witches.

Now would be a good time for Lily and James to show up.

Lily and James were nowhere to be found.

Great. When I need them, I can't find them. And when I don't need them, they're always there.

I ran out of the room. For some reason, no one followed me.

Then, Malfoy came running out of the room with an arrow sticking out of his ass.

This better not be the work of Cupid.

"Ginny! Sweetheart! I love you!" he yelled.

I looked at him like he was crazy. Which, of course, he is.

I thought my life couldn't get any worse. But it did.

Malfoy got down on one knee and said, "Ginerva. Will you marry me?"

Um, now would be a good time for me to wake up. This can't be real. It must be a dream.

So why the bloody hell won't I wake up?

I screamed in frustration and Harry came out of the room.

"Hey, Gin. Everything okay?"

I lost my temper. "No! Everything is not okay! First, I see Ron and Hermione snogging! Then, the Ministry decides I have to marry Ferret-Face and that the guy I love has to marry freakin' Cho Chang! Then, the ghosts of your parents come and tell me that they're my fairy godparents! Then, you and my brothers go and get yourselves arrested! Then, I have to come to this damn ball where five hundred girls armed with wands chase me because you love me! And when I escape, Malfoy comes and proposes to me! I've been called Ginerva four times today! FOUR! And two idiots made me tell them that my name is Ginerva! My own subconcious makes fun of me! All of that happened today, so how the bloody hell am I supposed to be okay?"

Harry looked like I was going to kill him. He looked like he would rather face Voldemort again than deal with me.

Great. Now I feel bad.

Then say sorry, you idiot.

Maybe I should listen to you this time. You were right last time.

Of course I was right last time. Subconciouses are always right.

Then why do people do things wrong?

Because they don't listen to their subconcious.

And stop talking to me. You're talking out loud and you end of the conversation seems totally random.

What the hell? Why do I keep doing that?

Because I made you.

WHAT?

I'm so mean.

If you don't put me back to normal right now, I'll... I'll...

Not so easy to threaten part of your brain, now is it?

Shut up. I hate you.

"Why do you hate me, Gin?" asked Harry.

"Why do you hate me, sweetheart?" asked Malfoy.

"Shut up, Potter. I wasn't talking to you."

"What about me?" whined Malfoy.

"Go to hell, Malfoy."

"You still haven't answer my question. Will you marry me, Ginerva?"

What is wrong with these people? Calling me Ginerva every second of the day. It's not my fault that's my name. It's not like I could tell my mum not to name me Ginerva.

And then I realized that Malfoy had found a way to ruin his hair.

So can you really blame me for fixing it?

I turned his hair red and gold again. And this time, I made it permanant. He can either leave it like that or shave it all off.

Harry started laughing his head off.

Malfoy screamed, "MY HAIR! MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!"

He should really come up with something else to say. That whole "My hair! My beautiful hair!" thing is getting old.

Malfoy ran away screaming with the arrow still sticking out of his ass.

Harry said, "That was brilliant, Gin!"

And then he kissed me.

Then Malfoy had to come of ruin it.

"Get away from her! I'm going to curse you into next week! How dare you kiss my future wife! I will kill you!" Ferret-Face screamed.

I took that as my cue to leave.

And when I left, Lily and James were standing outside, arguing.

"Why did you do that, James? You just made more trouble!"

"I had to work to get you to like me! Harry should have to work to get Ginny to like him!"

"He doesn't have to! She already likes him!"

"So he needs to fight off the competetion!"

"I still don't know why you had to hit Malfoy with an arrow!"

"That's what Cupid does! I don't see why I can't do that!"

"You're not Cupid, James! It's not your job to make people fall in love!"

"It should be!"

"But you made Malfoy love Ginny! Do you see any sense in that whatsoever?"

"Yeah! He has to win her over!"

"James! He already won her over!"

"But that's not fair! I had to win you over! Harry should have to win Ginny t--"

That was when he noticed that I was standing right there.

"Um... Hi, Ginny!" James said.

"I tried to stop him," Lily said to me.

"That's not true! You had no idea what I was doing!"

"And now you admitted it. So now Ginny can't be mad at me."

"I hate how your mind works, Lily," James said.

A few seconds later, he started screaming. "Lily! Help me!"

"You deserve it," she said.

Did you know that you can Bat-Bogey Hex a fairy godparent?