You guys make me happy. Am I getting better grammatically? I just get all these thoughts and I have to write them fast before they go away.
Chapter 9: The First Task
"My Almighty Tallest, I have come to report my progress here at Shivara personal care products by Lemon." Zim said as he opened his portable contact screen while talking to his mighty leaders of the Irken elite.
"What was that?" Red asked.
"Yeah I didn't quite catch that."
"It's Hogwarts!" Gir said as he waved at the screen.
"Gir! Sorry my tallest he may have been advanced... but he is still very stupid.." Zim said putting his head down.
"That's ok we can only love them and hope they turn out ok." Purple said while Red and Gir both give him a look.
"Sirs! I SHALL NOW REVEAL MY WONDERFUL PLAN!" Zim said as he wailed his arms in the air.
"We are going to win eternal glory." Gir interrupted.
"Yes Gir will win this Tri-Wizard Tournament and I SHALL ACHIEVE ETERNAL GLORY!"
"Yes, that will be neat..." Purple said as he suddenly notice Mad Eye Pustulio.
"What is that thing?" Red asked holding his mouth.
"Ah yes, my tallest I would like you to meet PUSTULIO!" Zim said as he stroke his uncanny zit inspired creation.
"That disgusting!" Purple said as Red threw up as the transmitted ended.
"I guess the taller you are the less the UNBELIEVABLE MIGHT OF PUSTULIO takes effect." Zim Paused, "Now Gir I believe that this task deals with D-R-A-G-O-N-S."
"I got a plan."
"What you have a plan? This is most squigalyspooch rolling." Zim said as he burst out laughing.
"Ohhh... you hurt my feelings." Gir said as he reached for Crookshanks, his Moofy, and held him tight.
"Crookshanks?" Hermione called from afar as Gir gave a little chuckle.
"Now to decrease fear of your undeniable doom, Dumbledore has asked me to give a few words of encouragement." Ms. Bitters said as she entered the champions tent. "Good luck."
"You-You Astound me." Snape said his black heart beating for once in along time.
"Yeah for me." Bitters said bluntly and coldly as she slithered out of the room.
"That is one wonderful woman." Snape said following after her.
"Ah young..." Rita said admiring Harry and Hermione who where hugging.
"And old." The Narrator added.
"Love."
"You are not welcome here." Viktor said as he confronted the journalist, snicker, journalist. " This is a place for champions and friends."
"And Moofy." Gir said as he held Crookshanks up to Viktor who gave him a like.
"Ahh he likes me."
"Give me that!" Hermione said as she took her pet all the while exchanging looks with Krum.
"EWWWHUWHUUHOOOOO!" Gir Exclaimed.
"WWWWWWUUUUUUHHOOOOOOO!" A proclamation came from afar.
"Look Gaz it's Cho Chang, your arch nemesis." Dib said as he and his sister sat down for the first event in the Tri-Wizard tournament.
"OH I HAVE A PLAN, A WONDERFUL PLAN! AT LAST MY REVENGE!" Gaz said as she then threw a piece of paper at Cho.
"WHO THREW THAT! PAPER BEAST!" Cho said rubbing the back of her head.
Then all the students around Gaz, including Dib backed away, " Do you have a problem with that?"
"You? YOU!"
"Yes me we have already gotten that far."
"Oh you shall pay for throwing that at my mighty flesh. After the yule ball you and me are going to have a duel, the last.. "
"Blah, blah, blah." Gaz retorted, "Fine meet at the courtyard or whatever."
"I still think something is oddly familiar with that girl." Dib said as Gir came out of the tent and waved at the audience.
"Now for Baeuxbatons Gir la Gir!" The announcer said as a green dragon entered the arena. "Her... His... It's challenge is to attain the golden egg with out meeting a MOST HORRIBLE END!"
Gir then went up to the dragon and yelled, "DO THE DONUT DANCE!" he then started to whirl around the dragon, who then fallowed suit in which Gir then took the time to snatch the egg from the distracted reptilian.
"Wow that was a good plan." Zim said from outside the tent.
