Ch 10: The Yule Ball
"ZIM! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!" Dib asked as he and Gaz came to the doors of the great hall that he had recently been decorated magically with ice.
"I am here for dancing, and merriment!"
"Who are you going with, Gir!"
"No vermin child I am going with someone mighty and powerful..."
"You don't have a date either huh?" Dib said looking down sadly.
"No." Zim said joining suit.
"Now Gir la Gir, you will come with me." Prof McGonagall said as she confronted the robotic child. "Umm... where's your date?"
"He doesn't have a date either!" Zim said angrily.
"Yes I do." Gir said as Gaz took his arm.
"Gaz your dancing with the enemy!" Dib asked.
"He's a good dancer, besides he's going to help me get a dance with Cedric."
"She's going to get me a pony!" Gir added as the two entered through the doors.
"He really is a good dancer you know." Zim added.
"My beauty! You are the most graceful, the most diabolical, the most flagrante..." Snape said to his lovey-doby Ms. Bitters.
"Are you quite finished?"
"My heart's yours for the taking, it is beating like a snare drum, will you do me the honor of dancing with me this night?" Snape said as he conjured a shape of a heart with his wand.
"No." Ms. Bitters said as she then crushed the heart with her hands and walked away.
"OH MY!" Snape said as he ran after his "lady".
"Now Gir!" Gaz said as Gir walked up to Cho and Cedric who had sat down after Cho had made dancing seem more of wading around in open air.
"Umm... would you dance with me." Gir said to... Cedric.
"Not him the OTHER one!" Gaz said in a loud whisper.
"Oh... Ummm will you dance with me?" Gir said this time ,to Gaz's glee, to Cho.
"No." Cho said coldly.
"C'mon!"
"No."
"DANCE WITH ME!"
"NO!"
"Please."
"All right." Cho said as Gir took her out to the floor.
"It would seem our dates are sharing each other's company." Cedric said standing up and moving to Gaz.
"I guess so." Gaz said trying to be nonchalant.
"Would you care to dance?" Cedric said offering his hand.
"... yes." Gaz said being dumbstruck.
"NOOOOOOO!" Cho said as Gir attacks her face.
"Here put this on." Gir said as he takes a sombrero from out of nowhere putting it on her head.
"No not again please NOOO!"Cho said as Gir then wagged his butt in her face. "NOT AGAIN!"
"So tell me about this Gaven chap." Cedric said while him and Gaz danced to a slow song.
"Well he is one of the heroes in the land of Gaibon, and the rarest cards in the Legend of Gaibon Ultra Uber series."
"Ultra Uber?"
"I have three of them... see!" Gaz said as she showed him a card depicting Gaven which looked a great deal like him except for white hair that replaced Gaven's original brown hair. "This is Dark Gaven Ultra Uber."
"Why does he have white hair?"
"He's bursting with inverted energies." Gaz said as Cedric gave an "okay" look.
"NO! THE PURE TERROR!" Cho said as she ran past them.
"Oh its not that bad! DO THE DONUT DANCE!" Gir said as he chased after her.
"NOOOOO!"
"This stinks." Hairy said as he looked at Cho being chased by Gir.
"Totally." Ron added
"Ahh you just have to look at the brighter side." Dib said giving much needed, or at least he thought, peep to his two pals.
"It should be me chasing after her.. I mean dancing with her." Harry said as Cho screamed by.
"There is just no justice in the world." Zim said as he walked up to the three boys.
"None at all." Ron said followed up by another blood curdling scream from Cho.
"PAAAY MEEE!" Gir said as Gaz and him met at the door.
"Ok, ok." Gaz said as she pulled out her wand and made a pony appear.
"Oh... I'm going to feed you a walnut!" Gir said as he walked up to Hermione who was crying on the stairs. "Oh why are you sooo saad?"
"My friends a giant git!"
"I know what will make you feel better." Gir said as he held out Crookshanks.
"AaaaaaaaAAAAAAHHHHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" Hermione screamed as she got up and started to chase Gir.
"How do you know how to make a horse?" Dib asked unaffected by this display.
"They taught us in transfiguration." Gaz said as Cedric passed by giving a wink. " I can die happy."
"OH YOU WILL!" Cho said while panting.
"So I'm guessing you want to duel or something?" Gaz said while still watching Cedric.
"Oh I don't want to miss this!" Dib said as the three moved out of the room.