Hey everyone stay away from the goat! J/K
Sorry I can't spell moose.
Chapter 13: Disappearances... eww Spooky!
"So I was reading in the Daily Prophet today and they are saying how Harry is a cheat and Gir is in love with Crookshanks... Oh and something about an expose on the room with a moose..." Hermione said talking to Ron in the great hall.
Magical Re-Enactment
"Here on Mysterious Mysterious of Strange Mysteries we have all given a resounding huh to the mystery of the room with a moose." The Narrator said as they panned to Prof. Membrane.
"Well I don't exactly get the question. Is there a room with a moose? Well there is a possibility of... a room... containing a... moose..." Membrane said as they panned to his son.
"I'VE SEEN IT, IT'S HORRIBLE JUST THE THOUGHT! OHH!" Dib said as they showed a white room with a moose. "One day my class was on a "field trip" and the EVIL ALIEN ZIM high jacked our bus into outer space and into a highway of black holes... and ... then...and ...then... OH I JUST CAN'T IT'S TOO HORRIBLE!"
"It's ok..." The Narrator said giving him a pat on his shoulder.
"No, no, the world must know! That's when he feed it a... w-walnut!" Dib said as the moose crunched on the nut. "NOOOOOOOOOO!"
"A room with a moose?" Ron asked as the re-enactment faded.
"Oh lately they have a load of rubbish in the Prophet... By the way have you seen Crookshanks?"
"Maybe that lunatic Gir stole it again."
"No I didn't!" Gir said as he suddenly appeared next to them.
" I beat he's lying anyways... how did you appear all of a sudden?" Ron asked.
"It's called apperating duh..." Gir said as the both of them gave him a look. " Ok, ok... I"VE BEEN HERE ALL ALONG!"
"And you really haven't seen Crookshanks?"
"No."
"Are... you... sure?" Hermione asked lifting her eyebrow.
"Yes..." Gir said lifting what I guess would be robotic eyebrows.
"Really?" Hermione asked really wondering.
"YEAH NO MOOFY!"
"Do you know what this means?" Hermione asked.
"WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!"
"YES!" Hermione said as the two of them ran around in circles.
"What have they done to you?" Ron asked his friend who he thought was losing sanity by the minute.
"I'm afraid too." Hermione said as she suddenly stopped though Gir was still ranting and running like a lunatic, though then she just noticed that her friend went missing. "Ron? RONALD!"
"What's a matter Moofy Girl?" Gir said as he stopped.
"Ronald he just has gone missing."
"Oh that's too bad." Gir said as he again ran around in circles.
"GIR WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING!" Zim asked as he confronted his assistant.
"I'm talking to the Moofy Girl."
"Where is she?" Zim asked as the girl had suddenly vanished... DUN DUN DUH!
"EWWWWW I THINK I"M GOING CRAZY!" Gir said as he then took up to some more running.
"Was that really ever up to debate?...Ever?"
"Oh I see your getting back to your real self. Playing your game slave." Dib said as he watched her sister playing her game. "I bet any day now you'll be going Dib, when you open your mouth do sounds have to come from it?"
"Your vastly annoying and your head is monstrously huge."
"Aww just like the good old days... What are you playing?"
"Nothing!" Gaz said covering the back of her game.
"Nothing huh, let me see." Dib said offering his hand.
"No."
"What is it Piggy Hunter, Mojebenjie?"
"Not exactly."
"IS IT THE LEGEND OF GAIBON THE ONE WHERE GAVEN HOLDS THE SWORD OF HOTTNESS!" Dib screamed pointing his finger at his sister.
"YES!" Gaz said again bursting into tears.
"Give it!" Dib said taking the game slave away from his sister. "Out of sight out of mind as I always say."
"It would have been ok...but..."
Magical Re-Enactment
"I'm kind of thirsty... And I'm wondering if you could spot me." Gaven rapped in a mediaeval type dance club.
"I've got some Poop with a hint of cherry, and on cups I'm kind of empty. So I'll put it in my mug, my mug, my mug, my mug, my mug, my mug, my lovely winter mug." Gaz sang handing the mug to Gaven who then dropped.
"You see I'm kind of clumsy." Gaven rapped again.
"But that's ok for you see. We can cover it with my rug, my rug, my rug, my rug, my rug, my rug, my rug, my rug, my rug, my rug, my rug, my rug! Check it out!" Gaz sang placing the rug over the spill.
"The land of Gaibon has dance clubs?" Dib asked dumbfounded as Harry passed by. "Oh Harry I was looking for you."
"Well that's nice." Harry said trying to sneak off.
"You know how the next task involves being underwater for an hour well I found a spell that can help." Dib said giving Harry a piece of paper.
"Ummmm thanks... Wasn't your sister just here?" Harry asked as he noticed the other sibling had disappeared... ewwwwwww...
"Man that's spooky."