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Chapter 15: Things Are Going Well... A Little Too Well
"Well Viktor is... Such a Physical Being." Hermione said to Gaz as they looked off the bridge.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Gaz asked as Gir arrived.
"IT MEANS SHE THINKS HE'S SUPER HOT! He makes her go huba huba. He makes her go meow meow. He makes her go awoooga awooga..."
"Yes we all get the picture." Hermione said interrupting the little robot.
"He makes her go..."
"GIR!" Hermione said mimicking the robot's master.
"WUUUUUUHOOOOOOOOOO!" A voice was heard from a far.
"That's what I was going to say!" Gir added.
"Well he is very...uhumm... attractive." Hermione said blushing just a bit. "So Gaz how would you say you fill about Cedric?"
"He makes her..." Gir said as Gaz put her hand out to stop him.
"...I THINK HE'S SUPER HOT! He makes me go huba huba. He makes me go meow meow. He makes me go awooga awooga. He makes me go WUUUUUUUUHOOOOOOOOOO!" Gaz screamed as Cedric joined on the bridge making Gaz and Hermione both scarlet as Ron's hair.
"Hello. I was just going to ask you if you were going to be watching tomorrow during the third task?" Cedric asked Gaz who now had a little drool passing her lips.
"Yes..." Gaz said as if she was under the effects of Pustulio.
"Will you meet my father when the task starts?"
"Of course.. I will be counting the moments..." Gaz said as Cedric left with a wink.
"There's something in that wink isn't there." Hermione said as the three watched him from afar as Dib and Harry approached the hypnotized group. "But isn't he a bit old for you?"
"She's 16." Dib said scratching his chin.
"What?" Everyone but Dib and Gaz said aloud.
"You guys didn't know?" Gaz said as Dib scratched furiously at his scalp.
"If she's 16, how old are you?" Harry asked Dib.
"17."
"You don't look 17." Hermione said doubtingly as Dib scratched as if trying to break through it.
"I am." Dib said as the others looked at each other.
"I'M 42!" Gir said raising his hand.
"Harry do you know what's wrong with Dib?" Hermione whispered to Harry, as Dib was now rolling on the ground trying to use it to itch.
"Ohhh It's pay back for turning me into a whale, Fred and George gave me this itching powder." Harry whispered back giving a small snicker.
"Harry!... That's hilarious." Hermione said giving a giggle.
"Hermione! Maybe we looked at all these weird kids coming here this year as a bad thing." Harry said as Gaz scoffed.
"Where standing right here." Gir said sounding falsely offended.
"Oh if it isn't little Gaz!" Cho said confronting her.
"Oh if it isn't... errr what's her name?" Gaz asked Dib who was still rolling on the ground.
"Cho Chang. Ohhhhh THE ITCHING!"
"Oh if it isn't Cho Chang."
"Have you forgotten are duel. It was for the love of Cedric Diggory FOREVER?" Cho said pointing her finger directly in Gaz's face.
"Your finger smells funny! Besides In the great dueling book and the Legend of Gaibon source book. It says the loss of a magical duel is forfeited if the loser is chosen by the reason of the duel in a sporting event." Gaz said as she slapped the finger out of her face.
" Wow! That's awfully specific." Harry said as he watched Dib use the railing of the bridge to itch.
"OH! YOU! MEAT!" Cho said searching her pockets for something.
" There is something oddly familiar with that girl." Dib said in between itching.
"Hey! Where is my wand!"
"Ohh you lookin for this?" Gir said as he pulled out a wand covered in something slimy and handed it to Cho.
"What did you DO?" Cho demanded.
"Well I had to use something to blow my nose duh." Gir said as the others looked at him.
"Where is it?" Hermione asked.
"What?"
"Your nose?"
"It's where everyone's is. RIGHT HERE!" Gir said as he pointed at his butt.
"GYAHHHH!" Cho said as she threw it on the ground and every one but Gir used all they had in them to prevent from vomiting.
"What?" Gir said lifting his shoulders.
"If it wasn't for the itching distracting my stomach..." Dib said as an owlcame and scratchedhis back. "Oh thanks."
"Oh things may be going well for you now... a little too well... but tomorrow! Ah tomorrow we shall soon see your true fates!" Cho said menacingly.
"Ummmm we are all standing right here." Hermione said to Cho who was more or less in her own little world.
"What was that?" Cho said as she used her sleeve to pick up her wand.
"You just were all, tomorrow your all doomed or whatever." Harry responded now giving the girl he usual thought was cute a look at the wand that was still dripping with a green substance.
"Gyaaaaaahhh!" Cho said keeping the wand at a distance as she ran away.
