Chapter 17: Revelations

Harry had been here before in his darkest deepest nightmares. A cemetery right before entering the riddle estate, the lair of Lord Voldamort. The two competitors rose weary from the portkey's magical journey.

"Harry it's a portkey, the cup is a portkey." Cedric said as they heard a rustling in the near by brush.

"YES, YES it was MAGICAL!" Zim said as he and Gir arrived at the cemetery.

"How did you two get here?" Harry asked.

"It was by my sheer brilliance... How did we get here Gir?" Zim asked starting off proud and bold.

"I really don't know." the little robot responded.

"Well anyways I will be taking the cup and attaining ETERNAL GLORY!"

"NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT!" Dib said as he and Gaz confronted the group.

"Well nobody cares if you have anything to say about it DIB!" Zim retaliated.

"I care." Gir said waving at Dib who gave a small smile in return.

"I really don't like you... Hey how'd you guys get here anyway?"

"Well you see... how did we get here?" Dib asked Gaz who shrugged in return.

"Oh no everyone get out of here!" Harry said as Peter Pedigrew holding the small shriveled form of Voldamort came out of one of the mausoleums.

"Hey how did you all get here?" Pedigrew asked the group who all lifted there arms up in a shrug.

"ALL OF YOU STAY WHERE YOU ARE!" Cho said as she came out of the shadows.

"It's, it's... what's her name again?" Gaz asked her brother.

"Cho Chang."

"Cho Chang!"

"Actually the real Cho Chang has been captured in my whirlwind bottle since before the beginning of this year, so let me re-introduce myself." She said as she took her hand and waved it in front of her body revealing her true form. "I AM TAK THE IRKEN INVADER!"

"TAK I should have smelled you through that STUPID Disguise!" Zim said threatingly.

"You mean..." Cedric started.

"You've been Cho..." Harry took after.

"This entire year!" The two finished together.

"YES!" Tak said proudly as the two hunched over vomiting thinking of her bug like form. "HEY! I AM BEAUTIFUL!"

"Oh poor Tak, you've been rejected by even these FILTHY humans! How does that make you feel?" Zim rubbed in her face with a laugh.

"Oh, I may feel bad now but I will be wonderful when I take the cup to the all mighty Tallest, to use as a snack dish."

"Hey why didn't I think of that?" Zim said rubbing the chin of Pustulio.

"Because it's stupid." Gaz said as she moved closer to Cedric.

"It is pretty dumb." Dib added.

"Hey remember me the evil dark lord here to destroy your homes and liveliness..." The shriveled voice said. "Wormtail kill them all."

"Ok... which one first?"

"The small robot... he frightens me."

"Avada Kedabra!" Wormtail said as a green bolt hit Gir making him hit the ground

"YOU KILLED MY ROBOT!" Zim said as he attacked the rat like man who dropped both the wand and his master.

"Ewww... I'm nutty for chocolate clusters." Gir said as he got up and waved his hands.

"Gir! Your not dead!" Zim said kind of thrilled. "Wait!"

"Aww that's a goood laaaddd." Gir said with a glitch.

"Avada Kedabra! " Wormtail said a second time as he picked up the wand and used it on the robot.

Instead of falling this time Gir gave a small twitch and then out of nowhere brought out a small kitchen set and started to mix something. "First we want to bast the tacos in a raspberry sauce... for ten minutes and then KABLAMMY YOU EAT EM!... And that's a good thing."

Wormtail again tried to use the killing curse as the others looked mildly amused while for a brief moment Gir seemed to return to himself in his own little way by saying. "I love this show."

"Wormtail I'm frightened just kill the thing." Voldamort said as the other man kept trying with a wide variety of different responses.

"I am Hammy Ham! The Pig wonder coming to saaave the day!" Gir said putting on a ham suit.

"I like Hammy Ham." Gaz added.

Then the Deatheater placed the curse on the robot one last time... With it where Gir's luminescent blue eyes turned a ghastly shade of green and two leathery wings spread from his back. And neon energy crackled at his fingertips.

"Enough! Rat man! You and your TINYfriend have got in my way for the last time!" Gir said in a deep unnatural voice that seemed to come from the very earth itself rather than his mouth. And with it he let a bolt of energy at Wormtail and his master turning Wormtail into his animagus form and Voldamort into a monkey in which the master began to chase after his slave.

"So this was your plan then to take the cup and turn your robot into some super... robot...thing?" Harry interrogated to Zim.

"What are you talkin... why yes it was my plan. A very good plan." Zim said with a small chuckle."A PLAN OF ZIM!"

"It was not his plan." A voice said in the bushes. "It was mine."

"Wuho?" Dib said with a gasp as the boy same from the shadows.

"No! Wuho is only my cover for in reality I am!" Wuho said as he, in similar fashion to Tak, revealed his true form that of a mangled beat up robot. "Mimi! Tak's robot assistant!"

"I THREW YOU AWAY WHEN YOU STARTED TO DANCE IN MY SHIP!... Well how've you been?" Tak said to her former assistant.

"Oh! I have waited long for this moment you threw me out like garbage, well who's the garbage now? Who's the garbage now?"

"Still you." Dib said matter of factly.

"I may not be much to look at but when I relanded on this planet surviving the hot atmosphere and the crash landing I knew that my day would come to liberate my people. I learned magic secretly in this very school! And then..."

"Get on with it." Gaz interrupted.

"Well anyway I became magical and learned one important thing."MiMi continued as Gaz looked at her watch. "This killing curse does not work on robot's! It makes em stronger especially ones who are how should I put this... dumb as a post! I picked him to free the robots and control the world with me."

"Well it makes sense, there's a lot of room in there for extra magic things." Zim said curiously.

"Join with me Gir! And show this planet a dookie it's never seen before!"Mimi proposed.

"Boring!" Gir said as he lifted the other robot into the sky and propelled him into outer space.

"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuhoooooooooo!" Was heard for the last time as Gir gestured for the next person to come and face him.