Chapter 18: Dark Gir Lord of Magic

"Gir! There must be some part of you still left inside of you!" Dib pleaded with the monstrous looking robot.

"No Dib, your FILTHY human heart is lying to you, I don't think any part of Gir is inside there." Zim said in aw.

"In place of a dark lord you shall have me! Not Dark but beautiful and terrible as dookie. Treacherous as a three bean burrito! Stronger than the foundations of the skool. All shall love me and despair!" Gir said as energy crackled about him.

"Don't you mean or despair?" Dib asked.

"Yeah sure."

"You were saying." Dib said to his alien adversary.

"All right so I've been wrong before. LOOK DIB! As much as it pains me to do so we must team up for the first time to stop Gir!" Zim said squaring off with his rival.

"What do you mean the first time we've teamed up a lot of times. The time we turned into bologna, the time we joined together to defeat Tak..."

"YOUR LYING!"

"All right for the sake of saving time how about we all team up... FOR THE FIRST TIME!" Tak said curling her hands into fists.

"Yeah sounds good." The others said together in a boring kind of rumble.

"Iperfascio." Gir said letting out a beam of energy at his former master in which he barely got out of the way of.

"BAD GIR! I AM YOUR MASTER! Brengopdegeit!" Zim said as a goat came rushing towards the empowered Gir.

"Sviluppisiegiri!" Gir said as the goat grew bigger and then turned and ran after Zim.

"Well that's not good." Zim said as he ran away in terror.

"Éclatez!" Tak said as a big explosion hit Gir but when the smoke cleared Gir hovered there unaffected.

"Ewww! That was a good one!" Gir said as he put his hands together forming a ball of energy. "Faccia il ballo della guarnizione di gomma piuma!"

With Gir's spell Tak began to twirl in circles excessively. "IIIIII haaaaattteee yyyyouuuu!"

Zim was chased for many miles by the giant goat and he hoped that he learned more than just the one spell. In order to survive he must sacrifice something.'

"Good bye... Pustulio!" Zim said as he popped his zit at the giant goat which drenched in the vile concoction returned to his normal size and started to eat some nearby grass.

Cedric then came to face Gir back in the cemetery holding his wand out he let out. "Locomotor Mortis!"

Gir then let out a wail as he legs joined together and he fell to the ground. The earth shook terribly as he fell causing the others to trip and fall. Gir crept up unlocking the curse Cedric had placed on him and then let out a bolt at him. "Ombra Nocturne!"

"I can't see!" Cedric said as Gaz came in front of him. "Use the gabby of song."

"What?" Gaz responded hearing the words that where all to familiar to her.

"Corner, circle, up, back!"

Gaz than attempted to do so cornering herself next to a tombstone dodging blasts from Gir. She then circled around him jumped up and buried his face into the ground. Gir than let out a blast from his back knocking Gaz off of him and turned her into a little pig.

"Dib I have an idea I'll be back!" Harry said using the portkey to teleport.

"Your all alone DIB! I have won the earth will be destroyed!" Gir said pleased with himself.

"Much to learn you still have!" Dib said as he opened his jacket and his wand flew out of one of his pockets into his hand.

"Iperfascio." Gir said letting out a wave at the boy who dodged it without much care.

"Preludidiluce!" Dib said as a beam of light hit the once innocent robot.

"Acqua Serenade!" Gir said as water drenched the Dib holding him to the ground.

"Requiem dell spirito!" Dib said as beams warded off the weight of the water.

"How long do you think you will last Dib? I am forever and magically delicious! And you're a big head boy!"

"What's that have to do with anything?" Dib said as Harry returned with his hands behind his back.

"Gir I have something for you." Harry said kneeling before Gir.

"See Dib the Potter boy already knows his place he's bringing me toys!"

"I think you'll want this." Harry said pulling Crookshanks from his bake.

"Moofy... No I am magically delicious!" Gir said confused.

"No Gir W.W.M.D?" Dib said getting Harry's plan.

"W.W.M.D?" Harry whisperingly asked.

"What would Moofy do." Dib responded.

"But magically delicious!... Moofy!" Gir said as his wings grew back into his back and his green eyes returned back into blue. "I am sorry Moofy do you forgive me?"

The cat then jumped down from Harry's arms and started to lick Gir, "Awww he likes me."