It's been your normal, average day. That is, if you consider traveling with a school girl from the future and her irate half demon lover a "normal" day. Please, don't tell Inuyasha I called him Kagome's lover. He'll murder me. He's already pissed because Kagome saw him with Kikyo. Apparently, this time the zombie really said something that royally pissed him off. Don't tell him I called her a zombie, he still loves her. Now that I think about it, don't tell Kagome that I was cussing. I don't want to wind up with a rosary around my neck!

Everything's much quieter than usual. Leave it up to the half demon to make the tension grow in this place. I swear, if they didn't feed me the food they do, I would've murdered them all the moment I met them! Too bad Sango wouldn't let me. Speaking of Sango, she's been sitting closer to that monk more lately. I suppose he is getting better at controlling his urges. Feh, cursed hand my fluffy ass! Oh no! I'm even starting to sound like dog boy! Ugh…

Kagome's upset. You can see it in the girl's eyes. Sango and Miroku are just sitting back, letting nature take its course. They finally understand that they can't help the two out this time. Not when the living dead is in the severely twisted picture. Speaking of pictures, this whole thing reminds me of a time I ate some kind of weird berries and…well let's just say I'm not aloud anywhere near this one village that shall remain nameless. I hope it doesn't mind up like that though. Oh my aching back! Damn, Shippo if you bounce on it anymore it will freaking break!

"Inuyasha," Kagome finally spoke up. Inuyasha's own hurt gaze looked up at hers, but dares not make eye contact.

"Yeah," he cautiously speaks. Ooh…Inuyasha doing anything cautiously…this can't be good.

"What are you planning on doing when we get the jewel shards?" she asks. His gaze loses some of the fear and his trademark smirk is slowly starting to grow back.

"Become a full demon of course!" he replies. In a moment of insanity, Kagome finally manages to catch his gaze.

"What about Kikyo?" HALLE-FREAKING-LLUJAH! Finally, someone else uses their freaking brain! Go Kagome! Go Kagome! OUCH!

"MEEOOOOW!" I screech. Oops, didn't mean to do that. Sango gently strokes my fur, rubbing down the sore spot that Shippo left after he threw that rock at me. I swear, one of these days, I'll eat that kid.

"You okay, Kirara?" Sango asks. I meow and curl back up in her lap getting a perfect view of Dumbass Inuyasha and Ms. I Finally Got a Brain Kagome. Just for the record, I don't hate them. It's feline PMS, get over it.

"What about Kikyo?" Inuyasha restates the question. Come on Sango, keep petting, if you don't, I think I'll have to murder his ass.

"Well, you promised her you would go to Hell with her once the jewel is complete, but you still seem to want to be a full demon when you get the jewel. So, which is it? Are you going to Hell with Kikyo, or are you going to be a full demon?" Kagome asks. Gasps come from behind me where Sango and Miroku are. Oh, throw me a freaking fish bone here! You cannot tell me that they haven't thought of this either!

"She makes a valid point there Inuyasha," Miroku states. "I'm surprised I didn't think of it myself."

"I suppose we were all too busy to think of it," Sango continues to rub my fur. Here that…………that is the sound of my sanity running as far away as it possibly can.

"Um…I don't know, both?" Inuyasha stuttered. If only I could catch my sanity, then we'd run off together.

"You can't have your cake and eat it too Inuyasha," Kagome's voice is getting slightly darker.

"I never really thought about it." Inuyasha remains pensive for a good few minutes before speaking up again. "I guess I'll just give you the jewel, Kagome, then I'll go to Hell with Kikyo."

"Come on Kirara, let's get out of here before it gets really messy." Saved by the fox kit!

"Mew!"

Just a short while later, after watching the kit play around in the water, you hear the tell tale screeching of Kagome and the loud ass thud as Inuyasha meets the ground in a wonderful French kiss. Hmm…I wonder if kissing dirt is the same as kissing Kikyo to him? After all, they are pretty much the same thing.

"SIT BOY!"

-BOOM-

Yep…I'll have to ask him that one day.