(A/N) So, now I slip dreamily into the trance of writing. All the world's noise and images die to my psyche as I churn the very elements of creation in my mind. I apologize that it's a E-Z Bake Imagination that I'm using, but at least it makes those neat little miniature cakes that you can put frosting on. I'm having cherry icing.

Disclaimer: See Wind. See Wind write. Write, Wind, write. See lawyers. Lawyers see Wind writing. Run, Wind, run. See Wind declare that the totalitarianistic elements of their regime will fall when he disavows all rights, titles, and ownerships of the Teen Titans, their merchandise, and any other affiliated entities. Screw the man, Wind, screw the man!

The Annotated Raven – September 18th

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9:30 a.m.

Fine. Here, I'm writing. Now leave me alone, Affection. She might not have caught me before I got away yesterday, but she hasn't left me alone since. So here it is, in all its pathetic glory: Beast Boy's pros and cons.

Pros: Occasionally Not Annoying, Sometimes Says Very Little, Usually Trying To Not Be Annoying But Failing At It, Doesn't Know When To Stop Smiling, Sometimes Leaves Me Alone, Not Always Trying To Ruin

Affection says I have to start over and to leave out the sarcasm. She's acting like some mom from a fifty's TV show.

Pros: Wants To See Me Smile, Helps Me Through Rough Spots Of Life, Always Smiles At Me, Includes Me In Everything, Treats Me Like I'm A Normal Girl, Apologizes When He Messes Up, Sometimes (Rarely) Funny, Sometimes He Looks Cute

Cons: Annoying, Immature, Loud, Obnoxious, Hyper, Tofu (I don't hate the stuff, but he's always trying to get me to eat it.), His Music (Plays it louder than Robin does.), Lazy, Not Very Bright, Insane Theories, Pranks, Video Game Addict, Invades My Personal Or Private Space On A Regular Basis, Won't Leave Me Alone When I Want To Be Alone, Sometimes Vain, Sometimes Arrogant, Sloppy, Wears Dirty Clothes Over And Over Again, Never Cleans His Room, Never Reads, Interrupts My Reading, Always The Last To Wake Up, Gets Pushy When I Don't Want To Be Included, Grovels When He Doesn't Get His Way

Affection made me stop adding to the cons. Beast Boy is fine as a friend, I just don't see how someone like him and someone like me would ever get along long enough to become more than friends. I did promise myself that I'd try all of this though. I feel like this is going to be like when I asked Cyborg out.

It's not that I dislike him; I just don't think it would ever work. It's like trying to mix oil and water. You can put them in the same jar, but they'll still be separate.

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(A/N) I'm tired, but I want to get another entry out tonight. So, off I go.