Just so you know the gray streaks in her hair are Aku's only sign of aging. Although she is close to about 2 thousand years old.
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"Nd I ould air why?" (and I should care why?)
"I was once a good friend of your father and you had better show me some respect! Now is this Lord Sesshomaru's castle or not!"
"It is, and may I ask you something?" said Miroku from behind her. As she turned around Miroku grabbed her hands and said, "Will you please bare my child?"
Sango was coming up behind Miroku to slap him hard in the back of his head with her hand but when she got a few Aku held up one of her hands and Sango was paralyzed and couldn't move.
Then Aku said to Miroku, "Young monk, I cannot bare your children because one: I know you are a lech who asks that to every woman you meet. 2: I am too old for you. And 3: You are a human and I am a demon and any child we would have together would end up acting like InuYasha. Do you really want to have half a dozen InuYasha's running around?"
"Well I guess when you put it that way no I don't want to have any children with you."
"Good now that we have that settled I am going to talk with Lord Sesshomaru." She said and then turned to the gates. Just as Rin was coming out with the tea.
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These latter chapters aren't that good or funny.And I apologize. I think I'm loosing my touch.