MEMOIRS OF A not so GAY BOY

Story by Shattered theories

Characters by Nobuhiro Watsuki

"So...you're not?"

"No"

"Are you sure? I mean...maybe you want to try something new?"

I knew that sighing in annoyance would only make it harder on this guy...but it was damn hard not to "No, I'm completely, and utterly straight. There's even this girl I've had my eye on"

He looked at the ground and scuffled his feet

The sigh came out before I could stop it "I'm sorry, but I'm not gay"

He look up at me "No, I'm sorry...It's just...you have such fine features and the way you act sometimes you seem really..."

"Gay, I know, but I'm not"

"Are you sure...?"

Do not hit the guy, Do not hit the guy, Do not hit the guy, Do not hit the guy, Do not hit the guy...

"I am po.si.tive."

He nodded and walked away.

The third boy this week.

It was Wednesday.

"Kenshin?" Blinking I turned around to see two friends of mine, Misao and Kaoru. Misao had this evil gleam in her eye that I didn't like "Another one eh?"

I grumbled "Maybe"

She giggled "That's the third time this week"

"I know"

"Pretty boy"

Do not hit the girl, Do not hit the girl, Do not hit the girl, Do not hit the girl...

"I am not!...well..."

"Gotcha!"

She did a little twirl around me "Maaaaybe you are gay? I mean, these guys seem pretty attracted to ya Kenshin...I didn't even know there were so many gay guys in our school!"

"Maybe you should shut up misao? I'm sick of everyone thinking I'm gay!"

I decided to ignore the smile Kaoru hide behind the sleeve of her large sweater.

"But you're so pretty!"

Do not hit the girl, Do not hit the girl, Do not hit the girl, Do not hit the girl...

It was Kaoru that gripped my arm, pulling me out of what had fast become my mantra "Come on, let's go walk around, we'll try and protect you from those horny boys"

I shot her a look...that had absolutely no effect what so ever.

And so, this is the first draft. Literally. I haven't even looked it over yet so excuse the suckiness and bad grammar/spelling. (because it is 11:21 and if I get caught it will not be a good thingand there is school tomorow) This is dedicated to Matt. Who everyone is absolutely certain (whether they voice it or not) that he is gay, or at leats Bi. I have sympathy for you! He actually had someone ask him out, only one boy though. I kinda exagerated it here, but I couldn't help myself.

Shattered theories