Hey. It's pickles. Used to be NZ Gurl 3. Haha! Oneshot on Harry Potter. I was bored.

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Screamed Harry.

"Why are you excited?" Asked Hermione.

"WEEEEEEEEEEEE!" He shouted into her face.

"Okay. Don't do that again."

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- Agh. Hack-cough"

"There. That should do. Nothing works better then a kick in the stomach."

"Being nice does."

"Duh! Are you stupid or something? Being nice never works."

Hermione walked away.

"Mudbl-Ow. Now, you kick me in the face? You are evil!"

"Shut up!"

"Yes, Ma'am."

"Good boy. Here's a cookie."

She tossed him a cookie and ran off to class

THE END!

Review! Haha. I was bored.