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Chapter 2: Ed's Audition
Ed, Al, Winry, Roy, Riza, Alex, Maes, and Gracia got off the train and stood in front of the convention center where the auditions are being held.
Ed: "Let's go." The group entered the building.
Envy, Lust and Gluttony arrived in front of the convention center and went inside.
Lust: "There must be something horrid in there." She was acknowledging the door that crying people, angry, swearing people, and some happy jumping people were coming out of.
Gluttony: "Can I eat them Lust?" He is eyeing the people around him.
Lust: "No, Gluttony. I let you have three before we came here."
Envy: "Well, look who came out to play. It's the Fullmetal Pipsqueak and his military posse." Lust and Gluttony looked and saw Ed, Al, and the gang.
Ed heard someone say 'pipsqueak' and a vein bulged on his head. "WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT, THEY CAN'T BE SEEN WITHOUT A MAGNIFYING GLASS!" he shouted at no one in particular.
A door opened and someone said "Next," and Ed went inside grumbling angrily. He saw a table at the side of the room with three people sitting at it, two men, and a woman.
"Excuse me, young man? No children in the audition room." One man said.
Ed: "WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL HE WAS GOING TO BE SQUASHED BY A TREE BUT WAS SQUASHED BY A TWIG INSTEAD!"
"I didn't say anything like that!" the man said.
"You were the one making all that racket, dawg?" the other man said. (Guess who?)
Ed: "DON'T CALL ME A DOG!"
"Excuse me, Edward?" the woman said looking at the audition paper, "You need to calm down and go on with your audition."
Ed: "Fine."
"So you're Edward. I wasn't expecting you to be so short." The first man said.
Ed's eyes went dark and he balled his hands into fists. He slowly advanced towards the judges table and….
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