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Chapter4: Onna
She opened her eyes and was greeted by the flat white ceiling 3 feet above her face. 'What a good sight to see every morning for the next three years.' she thought to herself. She looked to where the boy named 'Hiiro' was supposed to be sleeping. He sat there all night staring at her.
'How flattering!' she thought sarcastically.
His hands still glided over his laptop and typed words of no understanding. He was still remembering something he had known about a girl named Serena Tuskino.And General Tuskino. The colonies had ordered him here and it was not twist of luck, it was fate; destiny.
She sat up and was underneath the ceiling a couple of inches. Hiiro seemed to snap and realized his attention was on Serena and he had not gone to sleep.
"I have never met a boy with a girl's name. Are you a part of a project?" He asked with little emotion, as any perfect soldier would do.
"I guess you could say that." she said looking out the window at the rising sun. She had developed the habit to get up with the rising sun so she actually could eat breakfast. After her battles she had matured and had been much more confident, and to the great shock of her friends and Mrs. Haruna, she was getting good grades.
Mrs. H. had sometimes talked to the class about stories of a young boy that lost his mother in her kitchen. Nobody believed it was true but they loved to listen to the gruesome story that never changed. She didn't like that story of the brown haired, Prussian blue eyed boy; it stirred something inside her.
"The boy has an Onna's name, that is the weakest I have seen of the male gender yet." Wu fei said. His hair was still black and slick pulled into a ponytail that looked to hurt like crazy. and even after he had slept on it.
"I was named after my mother, thank you very much." she said in an offended tone, "But I'm glad my name isn't 'Wu fei'."
Wu fei shot a vicious glance at the snickering Duo and ignored her insult. Serena had not even bothered to look from the window.
"I would get my name changed." Duo said, trying not to get on Wu fei's bad side first thing in the morning.
"I think it's a individualistic name." Quatre said.
"I would prefer you to address me as Usagi." she said half-heartedly.
The bunk beds were spaced in the room just enough for someone to lay in between them. She was in the top bunk on the left upon entrance to the room, under her was Duo. In the middle bunk bed was Hiiro on the top and Quatre on the bottom. Then in the last bunk on the right was Wu fei on the top and Trowa, who hadn't even aroused yet, was on the bottom. To the right of the door sat an old, faded blue chair, the bed sheets were white and the bed posts were... well... they looked like wood. And the walls, so bland, they were as blue as the chair. Two windows were provided, one on either side of the middle bunk. Usagi was at least happy at this. Her things were stored in a cabinet to the left of the door, it was wooden too. Her military uniform had been put in previously and all her underwear was at the end of her bed in a drawer that was attached to the foot board.
"Yo, Hiiro! Why ya' typin all this mumbo jumbo?" Duo asked baffled. Hiiro looked down at the screen and realized he had typed 27 pages of things such as 'dbfuirgqwbguerpqghjvdilsafjdipisahudofpw.'
"Hn." was his only reply. Usagi looked at him.
"You are Hiiro Yuy, right? Not Hiiro Brinks?" Usagi asked him.
"Hn." he grunted.
"Bitch." she said turning back to the window. Duo immediately struggled to keep Hiiro to the bed, away from the unfortunate new-comer. Duo kicked Trowa in the head and he woke immediately. She looked at him, "You're not... my Hiiro would never dream of hurting me."
Trowa, could not understand what her remark meant. 'Her Hiiro? There really aren't that many Hiiros out there... Her Hiiro? Yeah right.' he thought to himself.
"You could not know Hiiro." Trowa grunted from his bunk.
"I knew a Hiiro, I haven't seen him in more than 10 years... but he must have changed a lot by now."
"I can assure you sir," said Quatre, "but we know for a fact you could not know him... perhaps you know someone else."
"Perhaps..." she mumbled. Only a split second after she mumbled a man walked in the door shouting.
"It is 0600! You are due on the target range at 0610! Up, Up, Up!" the man said in a shout that almost made Usagi fall over laughing after he left.
~END OF THE DAY~
Usagi was hot, sweaty, covered in mud, grass, gun powder, and everything else imaginable. She would be glad to take a shower at her group's turn. Lunch wasn't so bad either. She had been through tougher things than this camp at the beginning of her career as 'Sailor Moon.' She sat quietly eating her Dinner in-between Duo, who she had already apologized to for taking his bunk, and Wu fei, who had congratulated her on her being the first recruit to not faint or get exhausted on the first day. She guessed this complement meant that he would hold a truce with her: she not bother him and he wouldn't bother her. They were on a speaking basis. She guessed that was good. But she didn't like the terms he had used first thing in the morning like 'Capped baka.' She hoped he wouldn't call her that anymore, but she wasn't asking any favors after seeing his long sword.
Duo seemed to be the comedian of the group, or the one who would talk to her the most. She asked a couple of questions to Hiiro but only got the same reply: 'Hn.' She liked the color of his eyes but found a vacancy of emotion which made them very unpleasurable to look at. Trowa was almost as silent as Hiiro but would actually talk to her with short answers like 'yeah' and 'okay' or 'no.' But those were words and not grumblings like Hiiro. Quatre was polite and talked if he was talked to. Witch was okay in Usagi's opinion.
"So you help out Tokyo police?" Duo was stating in question, "But got caught trying to get drugs to another part of the country?" Usagi nodded her head. 'Helping the Tokyo Police' was her undefined term for Sailor Moon.
"I was going to visit relatives but my friend gave me a bag to take to one of his 'friends'." she put empathizes on friends and paused to make sure he understood, she had dumped Marmaru because she could not love him if he thought he could get away with everything by putting the blame on her. But the love for him held fast and she still took the blame. "Then one of the airport's drug dogs sniffed out the drugs." She paused again and he gave a slight nod. "So the man arrested me and made me sit in a jail cell for a month, after the judge passed sentence on me, I ended up here."
"I would have told them that your friend did it if he did that to me." Duo said. Usagi looked at him.
"I couldn't do that to him..." she said looking down at her tray. "We've been through a lot together... I wouldn't think it right... and besides, the judge would say that I was trying to get out of punishment..." she stood up and walked to the trash bin and dumped the rest of her food in it. She then looked back at Duo. Duo had leaned across her seat and to Wu fei and began to whisper.
"Is he gay?"
Wu fei looked as if recognition had slapped him in the face and his eyes looked at the door which she was now exiting. Then he shook his head 'no.' Quatre overheard the question from across the table.
"Duo, you shouldn't judge him so soon. He might have been friends with him for a long time or something." he said politely. Duo looked at him then placed his hands behind his head and looked at Trowa, who was across the table.
"I still think he's gay. What do you think Trowa?" he asked quizzically.
"I agree with Quatre." He mumbled.
"Hiiro?" he asked the boy in front of him desperately.
"Hn." he grunted ignoring the stupid question, which was a mistake.
"See? Hiiro agrees with me." He said with a grin. Hiiro's eyes looked up across the table to Duo at the last comment.
"I agree with what?" He asked angrily. Agreeing with Duo was something that usually turned out bad.
"That Usagi is gay." he stated again. Hiiro shook his head and pulled a gun to Duo's face. "I don't sleep in the same room as gays."
~AN HOUR LATER~
Usagi was leaning against a tile wall and shaking her head at the shouting Squad leader. She was not going to get in the shower with these boys, let alone boys who thought she was a boy.
"There are 40 groups of 6 in this whole damn school and you are the only boy who refuses to take a shower!" He screamed in her face. "That is 240 boys!"
She decided to scream back at his calculations and numbers.
"Alright sir! I will take a shower sir! But you will be sorry for the boys screaming like girls sir!" She screamed, trying her hardest to stifle her laughs at how funny she sounded adding the 'sir.' The man stared at her with the pleasure of superiority and walked away. She walked in a stripped down.
The only shower left was one in between Hiiro, who was at the first one, and Wu fei. Oh, what a trip this would be. She walked up and turned it on.
"It is very dangerous to disobey the commander." He mumbled almost to nobody. A grin took to her face.
"Look at me and you will see why I refused." She said lifting an arm to wash her hair, which was to the floor. He didn't see why not to look, but he wouldn't if he had known.
"This is a the male side of the boot camp. You aren't supposed to be here." He said with some surprise and embarrassment, his eyes looked as big as saucers. He looked quickly back at the shower faucet.
He was surprised he could identify these emotions let alone feel them. She looked at him and was glad to see his eyes had softened from emotionless to feeling a flicker of surprise. But his eyes stayed as big as the rim of a coffee mug.
The emotionless soldier showed emotion. His cheeks were tinted at a dark red. It looked so unnatural on him, she could see. Although she didn't know he was supposed to be emotionless, it was a surprise to see this color on his face because it reminded her even more of Hiiro Brinks. She closed her eyes and straightened her neck just in time to hear the footsteps of the perfect soldier exit the locker room.
She heard the clank of Wu fei's shampoo bottle. She bent over to pick it up, for it landed under her foot.
"Thanks." he mumbled as he took it from her hand. He had to double take as he saw her chest and, again, realization slapped him. "Onna! You're an Onna?" He asked looking at her slender feet, her breasts, up to her face, her breasts, at her hair, then at her breasts again.
The others, having known the familiar word 'Onna', looked at Wu fei, who was already screaming 'Onna in the showers' out the door with his towel. Quatre was almost as red as Hiiro, but he had gotten to his towel and ran out of the showers shouting before he could turn any redder. Trowa was simply strolling to get to his towel, he did not care of what the girl saw until she made a comment to him, for she wasn't letting any boy escape the showers without embarrassment and a red face.
"You know Trowa, you've got a great ass." she said with an ear-to-ear grin that was as wicked as fire. "Now to mention it. your dick isn't that bad either.
His face was as red as Hiiro's now and he had quickened his pace to a trot then got out quickly and began to scream at Hiiro for not telling him that there was a girl in the shower. But Duo, poor duo, Hiiro had taken his towel on his way out and, unfortunately Duo couldn't find it anywhere he looked. Usagi took this opportunity to be a tease. She came up behind him and put her arms around his neck.
"You know Duo, I'm not gay, I'm just a girl." she said nibbling his ear. The other gundam pilots were watching with swollen 'other members.'
"You heard that?" Duo asked startled.
"Sensitive ears." she replied.
"He will never be able to live this down" Wu fei said to Hiiro. Hiiro grunted and then held up Duo's towel which made Wu fei's face be taken over by a smirk. Hiiro smirked also for Duo had no towel and the skin contact was driving him crazy, as all the boys and Usagi could see.
Usagi began to fiddle with his hair which had been unbraided so he could wash it. He couldn't stand it any longer and he had noticed Hiiro holding up his towel. and his gun. He realized what would happen after the fun was over.
He made a break for it. But he turned around and turned all the showers on high to produce a whole locker room in steam. The g-boys couldn't see their hand in front of their face but they could surly here the sexual frustration being released by Duo. Hiiro had not expected this but ignored the feeling to jump forth and rip Duo from her then kill him.
Quatre was just a bit disturbed by the noises. They could do nothing but get frustrated themselves. So sure enough, Duo had won and they had lost; which Wu fei and Hiiro would not admit to, unfortunately.
~I hope ya'll liked this chapter and I will post Chapter 5 soon! That is. If I get five more reviews. THEN I will post Chapter 5! ^.^
*I do not believe in Disclaimers any more
Chapter4: Onna
She opened her eyes and was greeted by the flat white ceiling 3 feet above her face. 'What a good sight to see every morning for the next three years.' she thought to herself. She looked to where the boy named 'Hiiro' was supposed to be sleeping. He sat there all night staring at her.
'How flattering!' she thought sarcastically.
His hands still glided over his laptop and typed words of no understanding. He was still remembering something he had known about a girl named Serena Tuskino.And General Tuskino. The colonies had ordered him here and it was not twist of luck, it was fate; destiny.
She sat up and was underneath the ceiling a couple of inches. Hiiro seemed to snap and realized his attention was on Serena and he had not gone to sleep.
"I have never met a boy with a girl's name. Are you a part of a project?" He asked with little emotion, as any perfect soldier would do.
"I guess you could say that." she said looking out the window at the rising sun. She had developed the habit to get up with the rising sun so she actually could eat breakfast. After her battles she had matured and had been much more confident, and to the great shock of her friends and Mrs. Haruna, she was getting good grades.
Mrs. H. had sometimes talked to the class about stories of a young boy that lost his mother in her kitchen. Nobody believed it was true but they loved to listen to the gruesome story that never changed. She didn't like that story of the brown haired, Prussian blue eyed boy; it stirred something inside her.
"The boy has an Onna's name, that is the weakest I have seen of the male gender yet." Wu fei said. His hair was still black and slick pulled into a ponytail that looked to hurt like crazy. and even after he had slept on it.
"I was named after my mother, thank you very much." she said in an offended tone, "But I'm glad my name isn't 'Wu fei'."
Wu fei shot a vicious glance at the snickering Duo and ignored her insult. Serena had not even bothered to look from the window.
"I would get my name changed." Duo said, trying not to get on Wu fei's bad side first thing in the morning.
"I think it's a individualistic name." Quatre said.
"I would prefer you to address me as Usagi." she said half-heartedly.
The bunk beds were spaced in the room just enough for someone to lay in between them. She was in the top bunk on the left upon entrance to the room, under her was Duo. In the middle bunk bed was Hiiro on the top and Quatre on the bottom. Then in the last bunk on the right was Wu fei on the top and Trowa, who hadn't even aroused yet, was on the bottom. To the right of the door sat an old, faded blue chair, the bed sheets were white and the bed posts were... well... they looked like wood. And the walls, so bland, they were as blue as the chair. Two windows were provided, one on either side of the middle bunk. Usagi was at least happy at this. Her things were stored in a cabinet to the left of the door, it was wooden too. Her military uniform had been put in previously and all her underwear was at the end of her bed in a drawer that was attached to the foot board.
"Yo, Hiiro! Why ya' typin all this mumbo jumbo?" Duo asked baffled. Hiiro looked down at the screen and realized he had typed 27 pages of things such as 'dbfuirgqwbguerpqghjvdilsafjdipisahudofpw.'
"Hn." was his only reply. Usagi looked at him.
"You are Hiiro Yuy, right? Not Hiiro Brinks?" Usagi asked him.
"Hn." he grunted.
"Bitch." she said turning back to the window. Duo immediately struggled to keep Hiiro to the bed, away from the unfortunate new-comer. Duo kicked Trowa in the head and he woke immediately. She looked at him, "You're not... my Hiiro would never dream of hurting me."
Trowa, could not understand what her remark meant. 'Her Hiiro? There really aren't that many Hiiros out there... Her Hiiro? Yeah right.' he thought to himself.
"You could not know Hiiro." Trowa grunted from his bunk.
"I knew a Hiiro, I haven't seen him in more than 10 years... but he must have changed a lot by now."
"I can assure you sir," said Quatre, "but we know for a fact you could not know him... perhaps you know someone else."
"Perhaps..." she mumbled. Only a split second after she mumbled a man walked in the door shouting.
"It is 0600! You are due on the target range at 0610! Up, Up, Up!" the man said in a shout that almost made Usagi fall over laughing after he left.
~END OF THE DAY~
Usagi was hot, sweaty, covered in mud, grass, gun powder, and everything else imaginable. She would be glad to take a shower at her group's turn. Lunch wasn't so bad either. She had been through tougher things than this camp at the beginning of her career as 'Sailor Moon.' She sat quietly eating her Dinner in-between Duo, who she had already apologized to for taking his bunk, and Wu fei, who had congratulated her on her being the first recruit to not faint or get exhausted on the first day. She guessed this complement meant that he would hold a truce with her: she not bother him and he wouldn't bother her. They were on a speaking basis. She guessed that was good. But she didn't like the terms he had used first thing in the morning like 'Capped baka.' She hoped he wouldn't call her that anymore, but she wasn't asking any favors after seeing his long sword.
Duo seemed to be the comedian of the group, or the one who would talk to her the most. She asked a couple of questions to Hiiro but only got the same reply: 'Hn.' She liked the color of his eyes but found a vacancy of emotion which made them very unpleasurable to look at. Trowa was almost as silent as Hiiro but would actually talk to her with short answers like 'yeah' and 'okay' or 'no.' But those were words and not grumblings like Hiiro. Quatre was polite and talked if he was talked to. Witch was okay in Usagi's opinion.
"So you help out Tokyo police?" Duo was stating in question, "But got caught trying to get drugs to another part of the country?" Usagi nodded her head. 'Helping the Tokyo Police' was her undefined term for Sailor Moon.
"I was going to visit relatives but my friend gave me a bag to take to one of his 'friends'." she put empathizes on friends and paused to make sure he understood, she had dumped Marmaru because she could not love him if he thought he could get away with everything by putting the blame on her. But the love for him held fast and she still took the blame. "Then one of the airport's drug dogs sniffed out the drugs." She paused again and he gave a slight nod. "So the man arrested me and made me sit in a jail cell for a month, after the judge passed sentence on me, I ended up here."
"I would have told them that your friend did it if he did that to me." Duo said. Usagi looked at him.
"I couldn't do that to him..." she said looking down at her tray. "We've been through a lot together... I wouldn't think it right... and besides, the judge would say that I was trying to get out of punishment..." she stood up and walked to the trash bin and dumped the rest of her food in it. She then looked back at Duo. Duo had leaned across her seat and to Wu fei and began to whisper.
"Is he gay?"
Wu fei looked as if recognition had slapped him in the face and his eyes looked at the door which she was now exiting. Then he shook his head 'no.' Quatre overheard the question from across the table.
"Duo, you shouldn't judge him so soon. He might have been friends with him for a long time or something." he said politely. Duo looked at him then placed his hands behind his head and looked at Trowa, who was across the table.
"I still think he's gay. What do you think Trowa?" he asked quizzically.
"I agree with Quatre." He mumbled.
"Hiiro?" he asked the boy in front of him desperately.
"Hn." he grunted ignoring the stupid question, which was a mistake.
"See? Hiiro agrees with me." He said with a grin. Hiiro's eyes looked up across the table to Duo at the last comment.
"I agree with what?" He asked angrily. Agreeing with Duo was something that usually turned out bad.
"That Usagi is gay." he stated again. Hiiro shook his head and pulled a gun to Duo's face. "I don't sleep in the same room as gays."
~AN HOUR LATER~
Usagi was leaning against a tile wall and shaking her head at the shouting Squad leader. She was not going to get in the shower with these boys, let alone boys who thought she was a boy.
"There are 40 groups of 6 in this whole damn school and you are the only boy who refuses to take a shower!" He screamed in her face. "That is 240 boys!"
She decided to scream back at his calculations and numbers.
"Alright sir! I will take a shower sir! But you will be sorry for the boys screaming like girls sir!" She screamed, trying her hardest to stifle her laughs at how funny she sounded adding the 'sir.' The man stared at her with the pleasure of superiority and walked away. She walked in a stripped down.
The only shower left was one in between Hiiro, who was at the first one, and Wu fei. Oh, what a trip this would be. She walked up and turned it on.
"It is very dangerous to disobey the commander." He mumbled almost to nobody. A grin took to her face.
"Look at me and you will see why I refused." She said lifting an arm to wash her hair, which was to the floor. He didn't see why not to look, but he wouldn't if he had known.
"This is a the male side of the boot camp. You aren't supposed to be here." He said with some surprise and embarrassment, his eyes looked as big as saucers. He looked quickly back at the shower faucet.
He was surprised he could identify these emotions let alone feel them. She looked at him and was glad to see his eyes had softened from emotionless to feeling a flicker of surprise. But his eyes stayed as big as the rim of a coffee mug.
The emotionless soldier showed emotion. His cheeks were tinted at a dark red. It looked so unnatural on him, she could see. Although she didn't know he was supposed to be emotionless, it was a surprise to see this color on his face because it reminded her even more of Hiiro Brinks. She closed her eyes and straightened her neck just in time to hear the footsteps of the perfect soldier exit the locker room.
She heard the clank of Wu fei's shampoo bottle. She bent over to pick it up, for it landed under her foot.
"Thanks." he mumbled as he took it from her hand. He had to double take as he saw her chest and, again, realization slapped him. "Onna! You're an Onna?" He asked looking at her slender feet, her breasts, up to her face, her breasts, at her hair, then at her breasts again.
The others, having known the familiar word 'Onna', looked at Wu fei, who was already screaming 'Onna in the showers' out the door with his towel. Quatre was almost as red as Hiiro, but he had gotten to his towel and ran out of the showers shouting before he could turn any redder. Trowa was simply strolling to get to his towel, he did not care of what the girl saw until she made a comment to him, for she wasn't letting any boy escape the showers without embarrassment and a red face.
"You know Trowa, you've got a great ass." she said with an ear-to-ear grin that was as wicked as fire. "Now to mention it. your dick isn't that bad either.
His face was as red as Hiiro's now and he had quickened his pace to a trot then got out quickly and began to scream at Hiiro for not telling him that there was a girl in the shower. But Duo, poor duo, Hiiro had taken his towel on his way out and, unfortunately Duo couldn't find it anywhere he looked. Usagi took this opportunity to be a tease. She came up behind him and put her arms around his neck.
"You know Duo, I'm not gay, I'm just a girl." she said nibbling his ear. The other gundam pilots were watching with swollen 'other members.'
"You heard that?" Duo asked startled.
"Sensitive ears." she replied.
"He will never be able to live this down" Wu fei said to Hiiro. Hiiro grunted and then held up Duo's towel which made Wu fei's face be taken over by a smirk. Hiiro smirked also for Duo had no towel and the skin contact was driving him crazy, as all the boys and Usagi could see.
Usagi began to fiddle with his hair which had been unbraided so he could wash it. He couldn't stand it any longer and he had noticed Hiiro holding up his towel. and his gun. He realized what would happen after the fun was over.
He made a break for it. But he turned around and turned all the showers on high to produce a whole locker room in steam. The g-boys couldn't see their hand in front of their face but they could surly here the sexual frustration being released by Duo. Hiiro had not expected this but ignored the feeling to jump forth and rip Duo from her then kill him.
Quatre was just a bit disturbed by the noises. They could do nothing but get frustrated themselves. So sure enough, Duo had won and they had lost; which Wu fei and Hiiro would not admit to, unfortunately.
~I hope ya'll liked this chapter and I will post Chapter 5 soon! That is. If I get five more reviews. THEN I will post Chapter 5! ^.^