React world origin: Nintendo Direct Presentation – Splatoon Game Overview (5/7/15)


Alright, I've at least collect myself enough to finish out new chapters. But my depression is still not gone, I am getting better, but it still might get worse at any moment. But we are getting somewhere.


First of all, I need to shout out to a god blissed YT channel: Caitlin Koi

Why? You ask? Because in Splatoon, there are soooooo many heavenly melodies, Spicy Calamari Inkantation, City of Color, Tide Goes Out, Bomb Rush Blush, and despite these songs are all heavenly good…

They all lack actual lyrics…

HOLD IT!

I know what you are going to say, Splatoon's song lyrics are Japanese, No it is not.

It is pronounced in Japanese Hiragana, but the word does not make any sense.

The best way to describe it would be: You are singing English, but what you are singing is "asdfgsjdjhagshf", it is a word that doesn't make any sense. Ya catch my drift?

There is a thing called: Auditory Pareidolia. When human brains are trying to understand something it can't understand, it transforms the information into something it can understand. Simply put: What the Eye Sees Isn't Always Real.

To make a simple example: You look up in the sky and you saw a heart-shaped white cloud. OR. You take a closer look at a walnut, and it looks like a brain.

Still don't get it? Then Google it.

Ok, so what does all this have to do with this channel? Simple, this channel adds an understandable and sensible English lyrics by using the magic of Auditory Pareidolia, which makes these Inkling gibberish make sense. Go to this channel, give these Un-official English Lyric Splatoon songs some love. Thanks to this channel I was able to actually make Squid Sister's first appearance & the Song: City of Color; and also Off the Hook & the Song: Color Pulse not awkward. Even tho it was just a few lines of words. God bless the Inkling and Octoling gibberish.

Since the react video I use here is indeed a video game presentation video, and I have something planned for the way this fic progress. Some parts of the original video is altered so it won't raise questions. Because let's be honest, if you were kidnapped by a god, and then you were forced to watch a video game presentation video, wouldn't that be weird? But still, the fact that this world is a game is going to be revealed, because I have some plans.

Does this make me paradoxical? Yea it does… I have problem, send help.

I'm not going to give RWBY crews an identity crisis. I am NOT planning to break the identity 4th wall, and certainly not in any future.

And to answer a guest review: Why did I write the story in script manner? I'll be honest, I never once noticed this until you mention it. The reason is probably because I'm trying to keep on track who was talking, and I just sorted… write who is talking at the very front.

I mean… we right now have 42 characters from RWBY. And to including MY OCs and other characters from other franchises, which mind you the number will slowly increase as this fic growing. That's at least over 50 character I'm going to keep tracking. OVER 50!

But I agree this is weird in reading, I'll try my best to "TRY" fixing this problem. But I can't promise anything. You have all been warned.


-AUTHOR'S Q&A and MOSTLY POINTLESS RANDOMLY RANTS-

Ok, first of all: We've passed 100 followers now bois! Thank you all for the support.

And secondly: Let's start answering some review… (I know I should've done this for a long time, but I kinda completely forget this, I am very sorry.)

BUT WARNING: I've said I only consider about your suggestion, I never made any promise to do any of these suggestions.

davidomega59: Thank god Spanish won't translate to weird thing in English, so I understand your review clearly. But if I were to translate your review into Chinese, oh boi, how do I even type that horrible translate typo into English? Anyway, I personally have no feeling toward Fate / Zero series, and the fact a lot of writers already choosing this series, I don't want to repeat the same story react. Sorry.

Stormquake the Elementalist: World of warcraft cinematics… I'll be really honest with you all, I hate MMO games. I don't know why? Being a Video game geek, and for whatever reason, I just hate MMO, just because, it never sits well with me. I really have some serious problems. Lived 20 years of my life, and I believe I am definitely anything but normal. So no I am afraid. Sorry.

Armentho: You definitely give me some ideas. Hunter X Hunter is some real shit right there, I am really mind blown when I finally get into this series recently (What the heck is wrong with my childhood?! I miss so much good shit.) Netero's speech is definitely something I would like to show.

Sefar: Oh boi, Fate / Zero really is that hot topic? I feel so guilty to put you guys all down like this. But no. I don't believe myself enough that I can write it right. Sorry again.

avaiz: You write: MCU. In your review, what is this acronym stand for? Sorry I do not know anything about this.

GXY-2013: Oh dear… There is a lot of action series in your suggest. But I am afraid I have to put these all down except Yu-Gi-Oh. Since I am an Asian, Taiwanese, My country is close to Japan, the beautiful place that generates these famous series. But there is one thing that's very wrong with me when I was a child: I am way too realism for a child (I am too mature, which makes me a very boring person to hanging around. Something is definitely wrong with me when I was born), and I end up dislike action TV-show like Ultraman, Kamen Rider, or any Power Ranger like series, because of the incomplete shooting technology (Everything looks fake to me that time, if those was filming with the technology now day? I would give it a try). But sadly, I have zero knowledge, and zero interesting. So no to these series. Really Sorry.

Never played Yu-Gi-Oh in my life, and judge by my brother's comment (He have played the series.) about the series, I would only do the earlier era. (The later era's system is broken.)

However Dave Microwave Games is something I think I can write for my Halloween plan.

Transformers: Optimus Prime Origins by Xamtaro (I'll think about this one.)

Transformers Cyberverse (Not sure about this one.)

Guest(Chapter 9): You definitely gave some good suggestions I'll give you.

Max Payne Trilogy (Maybe, but I have to dig into this series first. Never a fan for FPS game.),

Uncharted (Already on my to-do list, showing this to tell Qrow he is definitely not the unluckiest one in the universe.),

Red Dead Redemption 2 (Have to dig into this on too. Might take some time to do so.),

Grand Theft Auto IV (Might… emphasize 'MIGHT'.)

The Last of Us (My to-do list, I am still waiting for the sequel game official release.)

Horizon Zero Dawn (A Maybe too.)

Batman Arkham Trilogy (Never was a fan of superhero franchise (Tragedy story really is not my thing.), but consider Batman is just a normal human, I'll think about this.)

The Walking Dead (Maybe, never watch this series before, but judge by the praise, maybe I guess? There isn't much method to get my hand on this series when I was younger, being an Asian, you really wouldn't watch other country's TV show normally. And there isn't a properly sub-title at that time.)

Bully (2006) (Maybe, I've looked up this, and I think it was interesting enough.),

Wolf Among Us (I'll think about this.)

Guest(Chapter 9): Yu-Gi-Oh the dimension bond (You gotta be more detail in the name, do you mean the movie? If so then no I am afraid.)

Stormquake the Elementalist: Overwatch (A hard choice, I am not a fan for Online games. But consider this is a big game… I'll think. But no promise.),

Borderlands (Writing FPS gameplay into novel… just by thinking this give me headache.),

Pokemon (The biggest problem I encounter now is the battle scene, and which game should I choose first, but I'll figure that out.),

Skylander (Not much though about the game, but dragon is a topic I won't say no to. I'll think about it.)

Wily Machine King: Ni No Kuni (I'll think about this one.)

davidomega59: Darksiders (I'll think about it… I think.),

Devil May Cry V (I think it would be unwise to straight-up jump into the 5th game. Maybe after I do the first game.),

Code Vein (Never heard of this game, I'll look up.),

Dissidia Final Fantasy NT (Same like DMC, I think I should do the series in order.),

Assassin Creed Syndicate (This franchise's story hurts my head so much, I don't think I would be able to do this.)

Shadow of War (Never heard of this game, I'll try look up this.),

World of Warcraft harbingers -Illidan and Gul'dan (Really have no motivation for this franchise.),

God Eater (I'll think about it.)

Prototype 2 (Not interesting.)

Asura Warth (I think it has been done.)

SilentXD7: Man, you got a long list here.

Cthulu Mythos (I know literately nothing about this.),

Watchman (Are you talking about the video game or the film? If game, I'll think; If film, NO.),

Dead Space (Horror game or movies are BIG NO to me, I am a pussy, I can't watch a horror story without having nightmare.),

Marvel Zombies (I think someone already did that in the Multiverse story… Gore and Snuff is always a big NO to me. Even if the story is good.)

Goblin Slayer (In my opinion, this series is way too overrated when it was out, but I think I'll give it a go. Maybe.)

Devilman Crybaby (Sorry, gore or bloody stuff is No.)

One Piece (I'll think about it, Devil fruit is really an interesting ability concept compared to Semblance.)

Bleach (Been there, never a fan of it. Although the weapon system is good.)

Mob Psycho 100 (I'll think about.)

Metal Gear Solid (Should I start from 3rd game? The storyline is really puzzling if you don't know the relationship between.)

Read Rising (That's some real Dark Comedy Gold right there, my to-do list.)

Manhunt (No to both game or film.)

Bioshock (Really not interesting in this franchise.)

Outlast (No. Out of here.)

Boku No Hero Academia (We'll get to there eventually.)

GGG: Warframe (Not interesting in this franchise.),

Dark souls (Maybe, I'll probably do the highlight part of the story.),

Bloodborne (No. Bloody stuff is just not for me.)

Hollow Knight (My to-do list.)

Mass Effect (Not interested, But I'll think.)

Halo (Never play this series before, I'll think.)

Santiago.M.G: WoW (Really not interesting in this franchise, sorry.),

Warhammer 40,000 (A never-ending world of war? Sorry, but no.)

thegoldenboy2188: Death Note (I'll think about his one, the concept is interesting.)

Gadget916: I know I am going to facing the truth sooner or later, here we go.

I do not like DBZ, because the first impression is so bad for me. Now, I'll have you know a few things, in the English dub version, the Voice Actor is fine. But in the original Japanese dub, OH MY FUCKING GOD, why is Goku's voice dub by a middle-age lady?! It just sounds so cringe to me; And too much steroid for me, never like that much muscle; And the plot is too easy to guess; And the last straw: The freaking 5 minutes of Namek Explodes, episode 97, to episode 106, 3 hours of total screen time for the planet to finally collapse. What the actual fuck?! Why would they drag on for this long! I am sorry, but I just don't like Dragon Ball series at all, it a masterpiece in its own right. But it was just not for me.

Guest(Chapter 10): Persona is definitely one I would do in the future.


Now thirdly: I AM CRAZY. Because this is an over 40,000 words chapter. A CHAPTER! Over 40,000 words! Because there is so much word, I end up split it into two parts. (The first game & second game) The first part had 22,000 words (That's minus this part of explaining and Q&A), the second had 18,000 words.

Oh god, I am not going to pick big scenes or long stuff for a long time, Hell NO. I am going to pick small react for the next few chapters, just maybe… then I'll re-consider about writing big chapter. Emphasize the word "MAYBE".

And the reason this takes so long is because writer's block (hench I had zero experience at Splatoon, and the fact that I am not native English speaker, I have to check the grammar again and again, until I can't find any mistake or miss it, hopefully not. And last: because I try to fix the fact this entire chapter is almost written in script manner, and I end up spending 3 days fixing the story.) God, write something you have zero understand is actually scary as f**k.

And still, all react this fic is going to do are mostly video games related. I am too much of a pussy who afraid to f**ked up this good fic, I really don't want to step out of my comfort zone. Too soon.

Ok, my pointless rants is over, let's start the fic. Ignore me.

WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS?!


Everyone is chilling, or minding their own business, there's still 20 more minutes until their host finish whatever he was preparing, until the screen suddenly activate, showing a noise jamming screen.

Mercury: "What? Is this thing broken?"

And the screen reconnects the signal.

Coco: "Apparently not."

Yang: "Another world to react? But didn't that require a… how do you call… world file?" As far as she can tell, none of them had any idea how this entire thing worked.

Weiss: "And there is still 20 minutes left before the time Mr. EXRB finishes… whatever he was preparing." She added.

Summer: "Maybe he finished already? Or a sudden announcement? Seems like the kind of thing he would do." She suggests.

Qrow: "Perhaps. Let's hope it's not another prank of his." To be completely honest? He still doesn't think they can fully trust this random god, this man may not want to hurt them (His family especially, consider Summer is brought back from death. He hopes he was right about this.) there must be a reason why he brings all these people here, especially if it includes the Grimm queen. There is no way he really is doing this out of boredom.

But how to find out? That's an entirely different task, he can only hope Ozpin had some ideas or thoughts. For now, just stick with it, see if they can find any hint.

The little break to take the bathroom did confirm one of his suspects: He still can change to a crow. That means this god allows him to change. But why? He'll need a talk with his colleague to figure out the next move.

Watts: "This better not be some nonsense again." The book of Laws of Magic of Universe turns out to be a prank, because it was written in an alien language he doesn't know, which means he still doesn't understand anything about the magic of other world. And that only readable one line on the last page did not help at all: 'Git rekt m8.' What does that even mean?

Nora: "Shhhhh! It's starting!"


Splatoon


The screen starts as a black screen, with a message on it:

On May 2nd 2015, the Squid Research Lab introduced a gathering of scientific experts to a new breed of squid.

Oobleck: "May 2nd 2015? Is this a calendar system? This is similar to the system we use, but with different years."

Glynda: "Squid Research Lab? Is this a research file of a science facility?"

Port: "New breed of squid? Oh ho! This certainly is interesting, another new creature we don't know!"

Mercury: "Squid? How uninteresting." Of all the creatures to watch, it had to be some boring Susie material? He'll choose wolf, lion, bear, or even boar, any creature that's battle instinct as priority, that sounds more appealing for his taste.

Today, the world will hear their exciting findings in a series of video records.

Nora: "Ohhhh! Are we going to see some new discovery?"

Coco: "Apparently so."

Yang: "Let's hope it's not some boring documentary."

The screen showing an orange clipboard, and a black background that's painted with various colorful paint splashes. The paper on the clipboard has a very simple message:

Squid Research Lab

Video Records

Splatoon

Ozpin: "This… certainly is a colorful file." To be fair, all of them were expecting some formal science documentary files. But instead, what they see is a file that seems to be painting with various inks. Like some kind of DIY projects you'll see in kindergarten.

Winter: "Splatoon? What is this word?" Splat… and toon? Is this a word combination of these two words?

Ironwood: "Guess it has something to do with this new breed of squid." 'But this word can also be split into S and platoon… I hope it has nothing to do with war.'

A male narrator's voice starts talking: "Hello there, how are you? We here at the Squid Research Lab are doing wonderful." It was a calm male voice.

Ilia: "He certainly sounds exciting." Said ilia sarcastically.

Narrator: "Because later on, we'll be filling you in on how you can get involved in our Squid Research.

But first, it's our job to present to you our findings on the ecological curiosities of this fascinating squid creature." The screen is showing an outdoor facility, with a trail of light orange paint-like substance splattered on the ground.

Ruby: "What... are those things on the ground?"

Glynda: "I believe those are… some sort of paint-like substance." From the look of it, it did not look like any kind of nature liquid matter, so that means it must be some sort of man-made substance.

Narrator: "Excuse me? There is no creature? Sorry about that.

Here, please take a look. A really good look." The screen zoom in on the paints.

Sun: "Awkward."

Emerald: "This better be worth, I don't want to waste my time." If this is how this react is going to be: Boring. Then she would like to just take a nap or something, because this seems very pointless.

Mercury: "But there's no time here, Em." And so is this insufferable prick.

Emerald: "And certainly not waste my time on you."

Mercury: "ouch, no need to be this cold, will ya?"

Cinder: "Behave, the both of you." Serious, when they finally get private space, she is going to sort whatever the Oun damn problem between these two. They are still in disguise as students. And she will not be a happy lady when their disguise blew up.

Nora: "Come on! Where is this Squid!"

Suddenly, something jumping out of the paint, and dives back in it.

Everyone blink.

Jaune: "Did… did something just jumping out of that pile of paint?" He is doing a double check, to see if he actually start seeing things.

Ren: "I believe so?" He wasn't sure at all, he did not expect this. Same can be said for everyone.

Weiss: "Wha? How?! That thing is definitely bigger than the paints' surface! How does it even able to hide underneath it!?" This does not make any sense to her, so many logical have been violated by this thing, HOW?!

The thing start moving in the paint, it was sprinting? swimming? Regardless, it was moving in a very quick manner.

Hazel: "Whatever this thing is, it certainly has some agile mobility." He carefully inspecting this thing, it moves like a fish in the water.

The thing jumping out of the paint again, and the screen stop at this moment, showing what this thing looks like.

Narrator: "See? A little squiddy."

It was a cartoonish squid look like creature; it resembles a small, cartoony, monochromatic squid. It has some small arms in the middle of its body, with two large tentacles on either side. It has a short mantle with relatively large fins, and two big upward-facing, human-like gray eyes. The undersides of their enlarged tentacle heads are white, and they have a single large sucker on each

Taiyang: "This… is surprising? I really don't know how I should react..." At this rate most people are having the same problem as him: lost.

Qrow: "You are not the only one." He comments to his brother in law while taking another swig of his flask, he has seen some real weird s**t in his job by working for Ozpin, but this is taking the concept of weird to a new level.

Narrator: "But this is no ordinary squiddy." The screen resumes, showing the squid keeps moving in the paint, until it finally comes to a stop.

Milita: "Just showing us what's special about this stupid squid already." No offense to this creature, but the twins just don't like slimy things.

Melanie: "This is starting to get really boring."

And the screen show something nobody was expecting, the thing once again emerging from the paint, but what comes out this time is a Faunus looked like Humanoid creature.

Narrator: "This particular squid can IN FACT transform into a humanoid! Eureka indeed!"

The now humanoid creature has a black marking that resembles a mask around their eyes, pointed ears homologous to the squid's fins, The mouths contain 2 ridges similar in shape to human teeth, as well as three larger sharp points, two on the top and one on the bottom, which resemble a squid's beak. This female look-alike creature has a noticeably thinner and shorter eyebrows, and two long tentacles that reach past their waist and hang from both sides of the head in front of their ears that resemble a mane. As for the tentacles that serve as "hair", the "hair" color gradient down to a darker tone when it comes near the bottom tips of the tentacles.

For attire, the female humanoid wears a pair of bulky gray headphones (Studio Headphones); a white short-sleeved shirt. On the front are some unrecognizable letters printed in black, and on the bottom is a small purple tag with a brand Logo. (White Tee); a black sport pants, with an orange strip line at each side; as for shoes, she wears a pair of brightly colored pink sneakers with sections of purple and light blue. They have blue laces, and another brand logo at the top of the tongue. (Pink Trainers)

While most audience's attention is put on the appearance, two things catch a few audience's attention, a toy looking water gun in her hands, and the big cylindrical container that looks like a liquid tank on her back.

Everyone simply blinked.

Milita: "I take back what I said."

Melanie: "Same."

Weiss: "Wha? How-HOW?!" More physical law have been violated again.

Sun: "Ok… this female looking creature, by all means, is definitely not Faunus. Squid Faunus doesn't look like that and definitely can't transform like that. Even though it's so awesome in my book."

Port: "I… I honestly did not expect this… wow." As the professional huntsman, also a professional hunter, Port had seen various kinds of creatures, but this, by far is even surprising than the sentient animal. An animal that was able to change form? Only bugs do that, and they can't reverse the change like this.

Winter: "Is this transforming the work of Semblance? No, that can't be right. Semblance are all unique. ('Our family is an exception, of course.') A species trail perhaps?"

Summer: "Do they even have Aura in the first place? Remember EXRB told us it's basically our world only."

Qrow 'Now which one is worse, turning into a bird? Or turning into a seafood? Yea, I would still prefer being a bird. Thank you very much.' He thoughts very sarcastically, but still grateful for his magic transform. Because apparently, things always get worse when it comes to all the matter in the Universe. Imagine being a fish on land, no thank you.

Oobleck: "What are those symbols on that shirt? A different language?" A different language?! So many questions need to be answered! So much study he needs to do!

Coco: "What kind of material did that clothes used? It can melt into the paint with her?" This detail catching her interesting.

Ruby: "Is that a weapon?! Ohhhh! What can it do? What can it do?"

Ironwood 'A liquid tank, and with a water gun. Something tells me this is going to be some kind of concept we never imagined.'

Narrator: "In Squid form: They can dive into and become one with their ink. While in Humanoid form: They can utilize various tools to cover their turf with it.

Trust me, I am geeking out too. I'm a scientist, that's all I can do!" The screen shows the creature changing between Squid and Humanoid, using the water gun in her hand to paint the ground around her. And swimming in it.

Port: "So they use their ink to paint their path, and they use tool too? This really is an interesting concept." He knows animal likes to paint their territory, but never once had he thought it would be represented like this.

Ilia: "More like a weird concept."

Jaune: "I don't know, something is not added up here."

Pyrrha: "What do you mean?"

Jaune: "I'm not sure… but there is clearly something missing."

Ironwood 'There is only one reason for weapon to exist… I hope it is not what I thought.'

Narrator: "Well we have officially named this breed of squid the Inkling, we prefer to just call them Squid." The screen showing a Humanoid form of Inkling, and a Squid form.

Taiyang: "Inkling… that's…not a bad name. But why?" He was not sure how to think of this name, there must be a reason.

Yang: "Because squid shoots inks?" She randomly answered, without thinking much.

Yang/Taiyang: "Ohhhhh~ so that's why." This answer earns another wave of groans from others.

Narrator: "Unsurprisingly they each have a gender, there's our Inkling boys and Inkling girls." This time the screen shows a male Inkling who has blue "hair" color and two tentacles tied in a ponytail at the back of his head, tied together with a brown, yellow, and green band.

His attire is a long-sleeved dark gray shirt and the short-sleeved white shirt worn over it. The white shirt has another logo that's currently unidentified on the front in black, white, and magenta, and a tiny, olive green tag at the bottom. Also at the bottom, the end of the dark gray shirt can be seen poking out. (Zink Layered LS); the same sport pants like the female counterpart, but with blue stripe line; a dark purple sneakers with a white arrow on each side, gray lace, and around the lace is neon yellow fabric. The soles are the same color gray as the laces. (Purple Hi-Horses)

Coco: "Nice taste." She is eyeing the Inkling from head to feet. While this wear is a big NO for fighting Grimm. It's a big pass for normal attire.

Ghira: "So they have genders too, like us."

Narrator: "And like more common squid, they can alter their appearance at will, including skin tone and eye color." The screen now showing an Inkling change to different skin tones and eye color.

Now this information surprise people, alter their appearance? At will?

Roman: "Pss, Neo, this trail kind of resembles your Semblance."

Neo: "Yea… it does." Change hair & eye color? An entire race that can do that? But it looks like they can only change it physically, not as both physically and illusion like hers.

Narrator: "For some reason though, their hair like tentacles seems to change color automatically in combat situations." The scene shows a 4 man group Inklings, each wearing different style clothes and wielding different weapons (From left to right: Splat Roller / Splattershot Jr./ Splattershot/ .52 Gal). The scene repeated showing they emerge from a large, metallic device with a flat surface on top filled with the ink that matches their current tentacle color. Green, purple, blue, orange.

Ozpin 'A 4 man group, and each wielding a different weapon, this looks more and more similar to our team system. Similar, yet different. Huh?'

Port: "So they can change their color at any time to suit their needs… This really is interesting."

Ilia 'Kinda like my chameleon trail. But they seems can't blend in with the surrounding, only their inks.'

Ruby: "Ohhhhh, that's machine gun! And a grenade launcher! And a… ummm… large paint roller?"

Blake: "Are these paint tools?" Using paint tool as a weapon? What?

Weiss: "Why would anyone use paint tools as a weapon?" This is weird, very weird for her.

Narrator: "Another curiosity, these squids apparently gained the ability to transform into humanoid form at the age of 14." The scene showing an evolution chart, the Inkling Development Process. It's a chart of an Inkling, starting as just a squid blob, evolving into a teenager like humanoid.

Oobleck: "Fantastic, they didn't have the human form from the beginning, but develop it by aging."

Ghira: "From reptiles crawling to bipedal standing."

Glynda: "Age of 14, that's very close to Huntsman-in-training's age. If their age processing is similar to us."

Ozpin 'The resemblance is really strong… I hope there's no dark past with this world.' Sadly, Ozma, this world had a surprisingly dark past.

Narrator: "In this bipedal form, their stubby legs move relatively slowly.

But as a squid, they can swim through ink at high speeds."

Narrator: "It's hardly worth comparing; they swim at nearly twice the running speed." The screen split into two feeds, making a compare video.

Narrator: "This affects jumping too. The height of a jump is equaled in both forms. However, if they build momentum before jumping, their distance will significantly increase." The screen showing the comparison of the jumping result.

Ironwood: "So their weight change based on with their forms, this certainly is peculiar."

Winter: "A species that can change their body measurement alone with the weight, this indeed is special."

Narrator: "Despite everything I known of gravity matter and… science in general, they can also swim up walls when submerged in ink." The scene showing the Inkling swimming in the ink that's on the wall.

Weiss: "That… doesn't make any sense, not only swimming on the wall, but the ink actually stays on the wall too?" This is starting to hurt her head; the same can be said for the good Doc and evil Doc. What physical logic is this?

Narrator: "However they strangely cannot seem to cross this little barrier, must be a mental thing I'm assuming." The scene showing that, the Inkling bump into the bulge on the wall.

Neptune: "I'm pretty sure any normal creatures can't do that."

Penny: "Except creatures like centipedes, scorpions, spiders and most insect, which they can scale on any surface."

Neptune: "Yea, except those."

Yang/Sun/Mercury: "Nerds."

Narrator: "Continuing this trend of odd behavior, it seems Inkling only shoot ink in humanoid form, using the tools to paint their territory." The scene keep showing how the Inkling using their weapon to cover the surrounding with paint… ummm… ink, and swimming in it.

Port: "Hummm, so unlike normal squids, they can't shoot inks like them, but have to rely on tools to do that…"

Pyrrha: "That's actually weird." It certainly is, a squid that can't shoot ink by itself?

Narrator: "Aha, ink flowing like a torrential waterfall, science is beautiful!

Blossoming, popping the ink; swim in the ink. This is the basic movement pattern of the Inkling.

We barely dipped into this creature's odd behavior patterns.

Let's dive a little deeper into this titillating batch scientific goodness."

The screen then shows a category title:

Squid Research Lab.

Video Record #1:

Squid-on-Squid

Turf War

With a picture of two group Inklings holding weapons facing each other.

Coco: "Okey, they really have some good fashion style sense." She is impressed, these creatures really know how to dress.

Ruby: "GASP! New weapons! What are these? Sniper rifle? Machine rifle? And… Paintbrush & Paint gun?" She trailed off as she saw the last two weapons.

Nora: "Wow, they must really like paint if their weapons are looking like painting tools."

Glynda: "Turf War?"

Ozpin/Ironwood: "Turf War."

Junior: "As if the Turf War?"

Roman: "Now this is interested." So there is some gang war going on?

Narrator: "One unique Inkling habit is to protect its habitat.

Oh the humanity… or the squiddity." It shows two teams, orange and blue, fighting with each other.

Taiyang: "Ha, I get it, they are squid."

Yang: "It's a nice one." She shares a high-five with her dad.

"Groan"

Narrator: "Inkling refers to this goofy garish scene as a Turf War." The screen showing two Inkling Teams facing each other, one Orange and one Blue, both trying to occupy as much ground as they can, splatter ink everywhere.

Pyrrha: "So it's like a game of some sort."

Glynda: "Thank Oum." It was a relief to see the 'habit' is not the act of killing, despite secretly being a guardian of the world, she never get used to the concept of killing.

Roman: "Now this is just disappointed." He takes a drink of whiskey, he was hoping for some action of gangster war.

Emerald: "Why? Because it's not the campaign of criminals?"

Roman: "What can I say? It's my comfort zone."

Narrator: "They split up into two-team of four Inklings each, then, they Fight!

Why? To claim their turf. Or, at least to cover more than the other team in 3 minutes' time." The scene now showing some of them throwing water balloons.

Blake: "So… they treat this activity as some kind of sport?"

Penny: "Like the Vytal festival tournament?"

Blake: "Rather than fighting, I think it's more in a sport like way. Because there's a timing."

Yang: "Like Boxing?"

Weiss: "Fencing?"

Velvet: "Or Tennis?"

Sun: "Soccer?" (Author note: Now, since Rooster Teeth still hasn't made any human sport element into RWBY as canon, I am going to stay a really open mind, that some sports exist on Remnant. But I personally don't think Baseball & Golf, any sports that require a huge space can exist on Remnant.)

Ruby: "Are those water balloon grenades?"

Nora: "Ink Grenade?!" Ink or not, as long as it explodes, it's a grenade in her book.

Narrator: "Their weapons of choice? Anything that dishes out massive engages."

Yang: "In a nutshell, making a mess everywhere."

Taiyang: "Sucks to be the guy that has to clean the area."

Glynda 'Which I have to fix the mess you two create every single time.' The property damage the student cause is always a thorn in her side, and the Xiao Long family's recorder is really outstanding, she really needs to demand a raise from Ozpin if the future students keep behaving like this.

Narrator: "When the 3 minutes are up, the victory is determined by a mysterious cat beast named: Judd." The screen showing the map result of both team's cover, and a bipedal domestic cat being a judge, calculate the coverage area percent of both team. With a Percentage calculation bar showing the score points.

It was an Exotic Shorthairs cat with a large head and body, small limbs, yellow eyes with small black slit pupils, a tail that ends in an arrow shape, and white and black fur with pattern that looks like a tuxedo-like fur patterning.

Narrator: "A cat named Judd, who judges Turf Wars, Oh~ Science, how you amuse me." It was indeed showing Judd observing the winning team by just glance at the area, and then pulling out a flag with the color of the winning team.

"Wot?" is the reaction of most audience.

A cat, being a judge of a game? What?

Most reasonable audience can't understand the logic behind this event.

As for a certain someone…

Nora: "Ruby, can Zwei be a game referee or playing games?"

Ruby: "Well… a referee, yes. But… I don't think playing games would be a good idea…"

Yang: "You are not going to like the outcome." She remembers the first time she and Ruby playing Remnant: The Game with Zwei… let's just say it did not end well for both sisters.

Jaune: "Why?"

Yang: "He'll completely dominate any of the card game you play with him." To this day, Yang still doesn't understand how can a dog be this good at card games. She loves Zwei, but that dog complete destroy her in just 5 turn! And it was every time! HOW?!

Taiyang: "It's not that bad. Mostly depend on what kind of game you were playing. But… never play anything that's gamble related."

Pyrrha: "Is there a problem?"

Summer: "Technically… we did make Zwei play poker game one time."

Qrow: "Yea, and it ends up all of us lose our money to him. And a lifetime ban from any casino for the mutt." Despite lost game to the little mutt, the experience actually give Team STRQ an idea, and they bring Zwei to Vale's biggest casino, the result… is pretty bizarre.

Zwei: "Arff!"

Raven says nothing, but to this day she still can't let go of the fact she and every people in the casino lose every card game to a freaking Corgi.

Roman: "You guys did what?" What did he just hear? A Corgi, dominate the entire casino? What?

Ruby/Yang: "Wait. What?" What did their family do in the past? Did they actually bring Zwei to a casino to win money?

Weiss: "He can what?" Weiss suddenly hold a new respect toward the adorable mutt.

Ironwood: "How come I never heard anything like this? Qrow lose a card game to a dog?" He eagerly asks Ozpin. he have to know the details, you don't hear a man lose to a dog every day. Especially if it's a golden material for making fun of the dusty bird.

Ozpin: "Honestly, that day is pretty interesting." Imagine watching a bunch of grow up Huntsman getting chased by a group of angry gamblers in Vale city. That's some amusement he learns to enjoy in his long life.

Glynda: "Which I have to deal with the casino owners complain." She gives both the old team and the headmaster a mean glare.

Blake feels more alert and dreads toward the little Corgi. If he is intelligent enough to actually win money from the casino, imagining what kind of evil scheme he can do?

Neptune: "Are we just going to ignore the fact that the cat's name is a pun of judge? No one?" He tries to be the logical one, and sadly the voice meet deaf ears.

While most of the audience focus is circle around the little mutt, one person is focused on the cat on screen.

Salem 'By Oum… what is this… long face… fatty… cuddly…snuggles looking beast.' Something inside her tickles, and she can't quite put it together. What is this feeling? Why does she want this cat lying in her lap, and stroke this fuzzy beast's soft-looking fur? Why?


-Meanwhile… in an outdoor area…

Our host can be seen standing behind a wall, his hand holding the water gun looking weapon from the react file.

And he suddenly had a violent shiver.

EXRB 'Why do I feel like I just made a huge mistake? That I unleashed something that is not supposed to be awaked.'

"Bombs Away!" Shout a robotic male voice. [1]

EXRB: "Ahh shhhhhiii-"

*Splat!*


-Return back to our guests…

Ironwood: "Ok… Did that cat just… judge the winner… by simply glance at the map only once?" Finally, his brain notices the unusual sight that's in front of him. Ok, who's idea to let a cat be the judge?

Penny: "General, sir, I believe his judgment is right, the percentage calculation is exactly right as the map shows." Despite transforming into a human, EXRB didn't take away Penny's advantage as a robot. Rather than remove it, he turns it into a controllable power. In simple terms, Penny was given a super brain that can counter her original processor and a Semblance that's her analysis and calculation ability.

Ironwood: "… I think I need a drink."

Oobleck: "Amazing, such accuracy. By just glance once, he can tell which teams have obtained the most ground."

Glynda: "What is even going on anymore…"

Narrator: "As does this curious limitation, Inklings can only swim freely in their own team's ink even in squid form."

Coco: "Seems logical, but weird."

Jaune: "Well, this does sound like a sport game now; you can't step on the opponent's territory."

Sun: "Let's see, we got the player, the space, the tool, the rule, and a judge. Yea, this is pretty much a sport."

Narrator: "Once they step foot in enemy territory, they'll get stuck in the ink like a bear in a honey bath… expect it's far less pleasant."

Emerald: "Gross."

The screen showing a male Inkling struggling in the enemy ink, and then suddenly getting blowing into nothingness by a splat shot in the face, make him burst into inks, killing him?

Velvet: "Eep!"

"!" Witness the Inkling suddenly getting killed startles a bunch of people.

Jaune: "Oh Crap!"

Sun: "Maybe this ISN'T!"

Neo: "Nice shot."

Tyrian: "Ohhhh~" He is still wearing the Redtro Badge [2], which makes everything he sees look like a bloody mess.

Narrator: "In fact, Inklings are so susceptible to foreign ink, getting hit by enough of it will cause them to spontaneously burst." The screen keeps showing Inkling burst into ink one by one.

Even if there's no blood, the scenes still manage to make all the teens feel uncomfortable. But poor Oscar is not so lucky.

Neptune: "Okeeey, this is taking a dark turn very suddenly…"

Oscar: "They-they a-are… d-dead…" He is tumbling by this sudden death scene. He knows about the concept of death, but never seen it this closely. Certainly not about a person explodes into nothingness.

Narrator: "It won't earn them any bonus points. But popping enemies will extend their turf."

Roman: "Humm… seems about right." Neo nod her head with that. Your normal Remnant gangster war is always gruesome; you either rise up by killing or get stepped on by being killed. But Roman Torchwick right here is neither, he simply watches the idiot wasting energy killing each other and waits for the right moment to steal the prize. And Neo just scavenges any enjoyment and kill she can get.

Raven: "The strong lived, and the weak die. Seems like this world is functioning just right." And she received various types of stare: disbelief, questioning, disappointing, and hating.

Narrator: "Luckily, once they pop, they don't stop. Instead, they'll respawn, allowing them to Super Jump."

"Phew" The teenagers let out a breath, at least those Inklings are not dead, no one was killed.

Qrow: "Or there's no such your so-called strong and weak nonsense in this world." He's giving Raven the smuggest grin he can measure, sister or not, there's no way he is going to stay quiet about her sister's stupid view of life.

Winter: "Even if this is a game. This is taking the concept of Turf War too far."

Narrator: "They can jump back to their teammate's ground point, allows them to quickly get back into the action, right to the front lines of battle, or support an ally deep in enemy territory."

Roman: "They surely are not wasting any time here. Immediately jump back into battle zone after you got killed, who even does that?"

Junior: "Apparently they do."

Narrator: "However, I've also heard that less aggressive squid may prefer hiding from others and focusing on covering territory to increase their turf. Hide-and-go ink, it' a sound strategy."

Winter: "Either go aggressive for push the front line with risk, or go cautious for holding steady grounds with less risk."

Ironwood: "Hum… Penny, can you try to write down any notes from these information, this could prove as a good assault training method, it may be weird, but we could actually replace the bullets with ink, using the splat area to calculate the shot proportion."

Penny: "Yes sir."

The screen showing a victory team getting their result.

Narrator: "Points are rewards from the performances in the matches. And points are currency using for gears.

And that's not all pupils; the points also determine how fast these Inklings level up, fascinating."

Oobleck: "This looks like a legit tournament system, competing for points, points for better equipment." He is written down all the information he's seeing in a rapid-fire speed. Which is amazing considering the notebook didn't catch on fire.

Ironwood 'A rank system… maybe we could add this into the Vytal tournament, or create a new tournament.' Years and years of the same rule is starting to get boring, it'll certainly be a new sight to see new ideas.

The screen showing a new category

Squid Research Lab.

Video Record #2:

Battle

Stages

Narrator: "Squids are all about happening events, especially Turf Wars.

And here are few spots you'll find them."

Oobleck: "Ohh, are we about to learn their living environments or perhaps landscapes?"

The scene showing an arena under a highway.

Narrator: "This strange location is called Urchin Underpass. Here, several areas are divided by concrete walls. So the clever Inklings will memorize the shape of the path between these areas."

Emerald: "Landscape that was named after sea creature? Why am I not surprised." She said sarcastically with an eye roll.

Narrator: "Split should especially watch out for the paths connected to the centers in by VB plaza, it gets messy there."

Glynda: "So, unlike the Vytal Tournament, where the battle arena is always random, their battle arena is always the same landscape."

Summer: "That means they only have to change strategy based on the opponents" Fighting on the same ground… that could only mean the team needs to adapt all kinds of strategy & counter if they want to win. That requires a very high tacit understanding with your own teammates.

The screen change to an ocean-based oil rig, with pipes, crates, and suspended platforms resting over a large body of water.

Narrator: "Next we'll explain Saltspray Rig. This danger zone is known for the large chasm between its high and low area, both teams will surely attempt to claim the large area on top to earn the victory from above.

That said: if they're not paying attention to the lower area, the opposing team may turn the tides of battle covertly."

Jaune: "Saltspray? What does that mean?"

Neptune: "I believed that's what we referred to salts that coming from ocean waves."

Janue: "Oh."

Sun: "Funny that's coming from a nerd who afraid water."

Neptune: "Geh geh geh! Intellectual. And we are not debating THAT here!"

Kali: "Holding the activity at an industrial area, that's not safe." She states worryingly.

Taiyang: "I don't think they even know the word safe at all."

Summer: "But… what is this industrial facility? I never saw anything like this." (Author note: Consider Remnant use Dust to power the vehicle; I would like to think they never discover oil, or develop gasoline. Therefore never build any oil rig, let alone knowing it.)

Ironwood: "True, what is this facility for?" 'Guess I'll have to ask EXRB about this later.'

The screen cut to a huge skateboard park.

Narrator: "Blackbelly Skatepark contains many wild-open areas so the battle takes place all over the map."

Ruby: "Blackbelly? What's that?"

Port: "I believe that must be a type of fish, or sea creature at least."

Yang: "This big place is a skateboard park? Man, these guys know how to enjoy themselves."

Narrator: "It's a race for ownership of the center platform, if a team can manage that; they should be able to manage a win by controlling the higher ground."

The General and the Specialist give a nod of approval, claiming the high ground is always an important key point on battlefield.

The screen cut to an inner place, a warehouse, featuring obstacles such as crates, boxes, and conveyor belts.

Narrator: "Walleye Warehouse is a close-quarter map, the teams are locked in a tug-of-war on two sides of series of obstacles."

Summer: "Wow, they are really taking the activity everywhere."

Taiyang: "Sucks to be the guy who has to clean the warehouse."

The screen cut to an outdoor mall, decorated with stores, plants, banners and advertisements.

Narrator: "Arowana Mall jams both teams into a narrow area for intense matches"

Weiss: "A mall?! Even a mall?!"

Qrow: "Now it sucks to be the guy."

Narrator: "looks like Turf Wars can break out just about anywhere, like my chronic rash… unn… yea right…"

"Ewe." Several audiences shiver or disgust at the unnecessary information.

Mercury: "The f**k dude?! We don't need to know that!" The cursed mental image, the horror.

Narrator: "Moving along!"

"Yes please!"

Narrator: "Although Inklings are mere squid, I must say… they are extremely fashionable." The scenes showing different Inklings, each having their own sense of fashion style.

Yang: "Can't argue with that."

The Scene change to another new category.

Squid Research Lab.

Video Record #3:

Unexpected

Fashion

Sense!

The screen showing a picture of two people, a humanoid looking girl with a hair that looks like a Sea anemone, and a cartoonish clothes wearing jellyfish.

Velvet: "Oh no…"

Coco: "Oh… My… God." She lowers her shade, to see if her eyes are playing tricks with her, apparently it is not. This is truly a moment of bliss. She wants to learn about these Inking's fashion culture as much as possible.

Narrator: "They'll wear hats, glasses, outfits and shoes collectively known as Gear.

I'm no fashion expert, but as a scientist, I'm utterly enamored by Squid culture."

Coco: "Understatement of the year."

Narrator: "My theory: these fashionable Squid trends must end from an urban habitat. Let's take a look."

The screen showing a roughly square-shaped plaza surrounded by various buildings. Behind it are an impressive large metropolitan area, multiple skyscrapers, and high-speed ways.

At the center is a large sidewalk square.

At the far north side is a neon green color steel frame built tower of some sort, in the shape of curved 'A' with four legs leading into a wide base, which the tower narrows as the height increases, the bottom is decorated with a large cross arrow icon. Resting on top of the tower is a wide, cylindrical observation deck surrounded by satellite dishes of various sizes.

Beside the Tower are two noticeable large statues: on the left is a straw hat and orange t-shirt wearing black tanuki standing on top of a square shape looking building; and on the right is a blue-scarf wearing white fox standing on a column shape looking building.

On the south side is a train station looking like place, with a railroad pass by.

"whistle~" Yang let out an impressive whistle, while the city of Vale has some cool hotspot to hang out, those places got nothings compare to this interesting one.

Sun: "Now this is some badass looking city." It is true, because of the existence of Grimm, and Nevermore especially, Skyscraper or tall buildings are usually considered impractical to build, CCT tower aside that is.

Winter: "So this is the standard scale of a city in their world? It is very impressive."

Ozpin: "By the look of it, I suppose this world have no Grimm exist in it too." By his comment, several audiences start pounding on the thought of an ideal world. Is this how a city would look like without Grimm?

Qrow: "Man, I would love to take a holiday at this place."

A lot of teenagers now have a look of jealous about this world, this place is certainly way better than their world.

Salem 'A world without Grimm? Well then, I certainly wouldn't mind invade this world. Where there is light, the dark will come and overshadow it, there's no escape. Just you wait. Ozma, the paradise you so seek does not exist, humanity is something that could never become better, the only destiny awaits humanity is doom. That's why you never win, because you still keep yours, while I have get rid of mine from the very beginning.'

Narrator: "Here it is, Inkopolis. Fashion central for a young Squid kids." Inklings could be seen anywhere in this plaza, hanging out, shopping, chilling; and some Jellyfish looking creature that looks exactly like the one the video just shown are enjoying themselves too.

Neptune: "So this is a hotspot then."

Sun: "Definitely wouldn't mind hanging out at this place."

Narrator: "Inkopolis is home to various shops, like a weapon shop and a clothing shop, each one owned and operated by a charismatic shopkeeper."

Ruby: "WEAPON SHOP?!" A high pitch squeak escapes her mouth. Weapon fangirl mode activated.

WBY/JPR: "Oh dear."

Narrator: "Now. Take a look at the tower in the middle, the shopping area next to it is called: Booyah Base. Here each shopkeeper represents a different section of marine life." The screen showing the front screenshot of the plaza, located on the right side of the tower is indeed a street of shops.

Ruby/Penny/Oscar: "Booyah Base?" They speak in union while tilt their head in confusion.

Pyrrha: "A vocal word reference?" she suggests a guess.

Sun: "Booyah… booyah… Nope. Seems too forced to be."

Yang: "Any ideas why this name? Not that this is a lame name… but… it's weird."

Jaune: "Maybe another reference of a type of fish?" He suggests.

Weiss: "Don't be ridiculous. There's no fish named like that." And she shoots it down immediately.

Oobleck: "Actually, there is an old Vale traditional fish stew called bouillabaisse, which pronounces just similar to Booyah-base…

… Please forgive me." (Author note: Since Vale is the most Europe looking country in RWBY, and I just have to bring all the pun material in Splatoon into the story. So here is my solution.)

Weiss looks like she wants to end her own life. Several others look like they are considering the option.

Glynda: "Bartholomew… for once, can't you just for once, not bring up historical related topic?" She pinches her brows, questionable logic is hurting her mind, and the pun reference is not helping at all. But sadly, the suffer is just about to begin.

The screen showing a clothing store, with an annotation: The Clothing Store: Jelly Fresh.

It is a store with a clean and tidy decorating style, white and purple color scheme. The store has various stylish clothes, Shirt, Suit, Jacket, Hoodies, Sweaters, Polos, Vest. Each attire looks very normal compared to the RWBY casts, but somehow these clothes still end up looking very stylish.

An Inkling Girl can be seen shopping in the store. And a Fresh looking Jellyfish clerk can be seen serving the Inkling.

Weiss: "No…" The white skin tone of Weiss just gains a new layer of pale.

Ruby: "This can't be happening…" So is Ruby's skin.

Glynda: "Oh god why…" She is pinching her brows. Maybe agree to this God's invite is a mistake.

Taiyang/Yang: "chucks" "Jelly fresh. That's a good one."

"NO IT IS NOT!"

Narrator: "This one is the clothing store, the Jelly Fresh, it's a specially shop for tops. The store clerk Jelonzo has a unique speech pattern, but he's popular with the Squid kids, so I guess that makes him hit."

The Jellyfish clerk named Jelonzo, is an ocean blue jellyfish who has cartoonish white eyes, and black rhombus-shaped pupils. For attire, he wears a purple and white mesh cap and a black scarf with big blue dots. And a white T-shirt with an orange skull and white tentacles coming out from the bottom.

Ruby: "Wow, He looks squishy. And cute."

Jelonzo: "Jelly Fresh! Thanking your visit. Buy Jelonzo's clothes to become full of the confidence!

Abilities are being inside of the gear items. Information is living in the manual. Press 'Home' for the reading, yes?"

Pyrrha: "That… is… some special speech pattern."

Mercury: "More like a broken language, can't he talk normally?"

Coco: "So these clothes do have special abilities. Is that's why they can turn into inks."

Oscar: "Manual? Press Home? What does that mean?"

Yang: "Not the faintest idea. But probably something related to these clothes."

Narrator: "Maybe that's why he wears a different T-shirt every day. He's got a rep' to pretend." The screen showing a split screen of his different T-shirts. The orange skull one they see; A white T-shirt with a pink-purple fuzzy eye symbol in the middle; A black T-shirt with a neon green jellyfish pattern in the center.

Coco: "I think I just find my spirit animal."

Adam: "And just what do you mean by that? Huma-" And suddenly Adam was bound by several chains that are made from light, and a gag made from light too. It tied him up completely tight in his seat. And the screen stopped.

… No one was sure what to say.

A recorder appeared out of the air, and start playing what's recorded in it. It was EXRB's voice.

"Click"

Recorder:[Pzzz… pzzzzz… Is this thing working?... Pzzzzz… Hello? Hello?~ Pzzzzzzz Test test 1 2 3, test test 1 2 3, Ahem…

I'm pretty sure I've state there will be NO racist comment under this ceiling.

And since this is a pre-recording alert system I set up, so I don't know which one of you made the comment. But I sincerely hoping it was not you, Mr. Taurus, but if it really was you, then I must say I am very… VERY DISAPPOINTED with you.

So…Whoever you are. Here is the drill. You've scored yourself 1 point, so here's hoping you don't set another score ever again.

DO NOT MAKE ME REPEAT MY WORD EVER AGAIN. Or score yourself 3 scores.

O̸r̶ ̶y̷o̴u̸'̷l̵l̶ ̸w̶i̸s̷h̸ ̶d̴e̵a̷t̶h̶ ̶b̷y̵ ̸t̴h̵e̷ ̴t̸i̵m̴e̶ ̵I̷ ̸a̷m̷ ̶d̴o̴n̵e̸ ̷w̶i̵t̷h̷ ̷y̷o̵u̶.

And that's all I have to say folks, Chao~] And the recorder disappeared. But that one specific part of the vocal sound so wrong on so many levels, not because it was said in a demonic voice, but the actual promise of killing presenting in it.

"Muffff" Adam trying to break through the restraint, to no available.

Suddenly the recorder re-appeared.

Recorder: [Oh, and since you dare to ignore my warning, that means you are the type that does not restrain yourself all the time, so I'm gonna keeping you bound for the rest of the time until I return. I'm not taking any f**king chance here. If you feeling itchy somewhere? Well… your problem.] The recorder disappears for real this time.

Sienna finds this scene very amusing, mostly because her supposed future killer is looking absolutely pathetic. It'll be better if she can just straight out laugh in Adam's face, ohhh, that'll feel very good no doubt. But that certainly will raise a lot of question and problem, and that means more problems for the host. She wants to make a good relationship with the host, if that means she can learn more about how to avoid the supposed future, for now, she'll stay quiet if she must.

Ilia wasn't sure how she should look at this, part of her wants to defend Adam, but part of her also feels justice because of what Adam plans to do in the future. Maybe she should ask for help from the Belladonna family, given they are probably the only people she can call family.

Speaking of… Belladonna family could only look at the bull faunus with disappointment, Ghira especially; with Blake feeling hurt and mostly regrets.

'Not even allowed to scratch? He is a devil.' Several teenagers all think alike about their host's decision.

The screen continues playing.

The screen now shows a shoe store, with an annotation too: The Shoe Shop: Shrimp Kicks.

It is a store with a fashionable and advanced minimalist decorating style, black and Peacock blue color scheme.

Taiyang: "Ha, Get it? Because shrimp has multiple legs."

"No, just no."

Yang: "You guys don't know how to appreciate good humor." She huffed at the denial of humor, one of these days they're going to accept the ultimate truth of humor, just you wait.

Narrator: "Next up, The Shoe Shop: Shrimp Kicks. This store is devoted to the fashion of footgear." The store's display wall has various types of shoes display on it. Sneakers, Sport shoes, Leather shoes, Boots. Too bad there's no high heel in this store, the heel wearers of the audiences could use some new heels.

The same Inkling Girl can be seen shopping in the store. And an Eye-catching looking shrimp clerk can be seen serving the Inkling.

Narrator: "The store is owned by Crusty Sean, the tiger prawn, he loves shoes so much he wears a different shoe on each of his eight feet."

The owner of the store: Crusty Sean, is indeed a shrimp. He has two arms that end in pincers and four pairs of legs, each with a different pair of shoes. He's wearing a dark purple beanie and a fuzzy yellow-orange full body jacket. But what's the most irony and funny part is that the fuzzy jacket he's wearing makes himself looks like a Tempura (A type of Fried Shrimp dish).

Weiss: "No… no… no no no no no no no NO!" This is a nightmare, yes, this must be a nightmare. She just needs to wake up, and everything will be fine.

Qrow: "Oh god, this guy is a double pun?! I am not drunk enough for this s**t."

Yang/Taiyang: "(Shred a tear.)Beautiful, simply beautiful."

"Groan"

The screen changes to a headgear store, with an annotation: The Head Gear Shop: Cooler Heads.

Compared to the previous two shops, this one is more of a friendly welcome tone of the decorating style, the warming home sweet home brown color scheme. And a bit too crowded with the goods. Hats, Caps, Beanies, Knit Hats, Headbands, Straw Hats, Visors, Fishing Hat? (The irony), Headphones, Glasses, Contacts lens, Bandanas, Berets, Pith Helmets, Bike Helmet, Round Helmets, scuba goggles, Pilot Goggles, Military night-vision goggles, even the Gas Mask.

Narrator: "Here is The Head Gear Shop: Cooler Heads."

Neptune: "Wow, that's a LOT of options for choosing."

Ironwood: "Even military gears?" Somebody wearing actual military gear as fashion accessories? He sure never saw that before. And no, Officer hat & cap doesn't count.

Coco: "Well well well, so many possibilities, the combination is almost endless." She is experiencing this moment of bliss. All these fashionable clothes. She wonders if they have Fashion Magazines?

Narrator: "In addition to caps and hats, it offers glasses and other accessories too.

Annie is the poster girl for this shop, she's a bit timid but she has a huge following of bunch of fan Squid if you asking me." The same Inkling Girl is seen shopping in the store. And a pretty looking female clerk can be seen serving the Inkling.

The shop owner, Annie, is a humanoid looking like creature with a hair that looks like a Sea Anemone, the 'hair' is colored pink tinted with pastel green at the tips of the ends, with a shiny indigo star-shaped accessory. For the face, she has cyan eyes with hot pink pupils and baby blue sclera, along with purple eyelids with eyelashes. She wears black thick frame glasses, and… apparently she doesn't have visible ears. But she wears a magenta headphone nevertheless. For attire, she wears a chartreuse jacket emblazoned with magenta and aqua blue squids, and a dark teal dress, orange tights with black squids on it, and a pair of black biker boots.

Neptune: "Why hello there, gorgeous." And which he got a stare from Sun that just screams: Dude, really?

Weiss: "Dear Neptune, what is that?" Oh dear. She is angry.

Neptune: "Gulp… Nothing?" U done messed up, sonny.

Weiss: "You, I, we are going to have a long talk later, don't you dare forget. Vasilias."

Neptune: "Gulp… buddy?" He is seeking help from his good bro.

Sun: "Sigh… I've already warned you before; you are on your own, buddy, this is for your own good." As much as an awesome bro Neptune is, the entire habit of flirting with girls need to change. Sun can only hope Weiss would settle this like a civilized person, and without shredding Neptune into pieces.

The screen then focuses on a small orange clownfish that resident in Annie's Anemone hair.

Narrator: "Oh, and that's Moe, he sure has a sharp personality."

Moe: "LOSER ALERT!"

Glynda: "Annie & Moe… anniemoe…(facepalming) Oum damn it!"

Yang: "Pfff ha ha ha ha ha! Ohhhh~ that's just beautiful!" Two person combine together to complete a pun? Genius!

Weiss: "Somebody end this misery please." She pleads, hoping some deity would end this suffering, but sadly, the only god in control is not here and he certainly won't do anything.

The screen shows the last store of the four stores. The Weapon Shop. It was a forge looking decorate style store, with mostly colored gray of cement. The Weapons all polished shiny, settling on the display wall or display case.

Mainly the default looking water gun (Splatershot), some sniper rifle looking water gun (Splat Charger), the giant paintbrush (Splat Roller), a water gun looking minigun (Heavy Splatling), the triangle looking grenades (Splat Bomb), A giant Medical Needle looking like object (Splash Wall), a huge Spray paint can with a suction cup at the bottom (Suction Bomb), a toy missile looking weapon with a control pad (Inkstrike), a water gun looking bazooka (Inkzooka). The most special one is a huge megaphone looking like weapon (Killer Wail)

The annotation: The Weapon Shop: Ammo Knights

Narrator: "And finally, this is The Weapon Shop: Ammo Knights."

Port: "Ammo Knight… ammoknight… ammonite… oh…" Another pun.

Glynda: "(Aggressively breathing noise)" Seriously, EXRB NEEDS to make a stress relief room, for everyone's sake.

Ironwood: "Sigh… when will this end?" He simply massage his temper, normally he wasn't the type to care about cringy puns, but this is starting to get on his nerves.

Qrow: "Welcome aboard the pain train. When will we arrive the next stop? Not in a million years." Knowing the Xiao Long for this long, Qrow already quit bothering with the cringy puns, and believe it wasn't the work of his Semblance, just some cruel fate.

Despite the puns, Ruby is currently too focused on the weapons to even cringe.

Coco let out a hum of approval, while she was no fan of weapon, it was nice to see minigun being given some love in the world too. Despite it was a water gun version.

Narrator: "The store owner is Sheldon, this horseshoe crab is pretty much obsessed with all things military, get him talking shop and he just won't stop. But his knowledge of weapons is definitely top-notch."

Sheldon is a horseshoe crab who has brown eyes and 'buck' teeth, Sheldon's helmet are the shell of that species of chelicerae. He wears a military jacket and military boots, as well as a red scarf and a red belt. His most obvious appearances are the brass binoculars that we assumingly he was using as glasses.

Sheldon: "Hello, hello! Let me guess- You're looking for some new weapons? Then you've come to the right place!

Our weapons come in sets- a Main Weapon, a Sub Weapon, and, yes, a Special Weapon!

Sound complicated? Well, don't worry. You can always try out any of my products before buying."

Jaune: "Looks like we find a person who can counter Ruby's weapon obsessed."

Ruby: "Hey!"

Coco: "Is he serious wearing brass binoculars as glasses?"

Roman: "Either he has poor eyesight or just wants to creep people the flip out." Seriously, that makes his eyes looks like it's going to pop out.

Ironwood 'Main weapon? Sub weapon? Special weapon? Do they wielding multiple weapons?'

Narrator: "A word of caution however, my research assistant tells me that the variety of weapons available at shops improve as Squid Rank level up."

Qrow: "Thank god. Talk about straight-up giving a noob a Dust ammo gun blade, the aftermath." In his time at teaching in Signal, he and Taiyang had to constantly dealing with a bunch of amateur parents who though giving their children a flaming sword is a good Idea for first weapon. They can't even lift it correctly yet for Oum' sake!

Taiyang: "And I still have to deal with this thing every new semester." He is giving his brother in law a mean stare, because of his 'Job', Qrow is no longer a teacher in Signal, that means he has to deal with the rest of the s**t all alone.

Narrator: "Next, I'll lecture on some weapons his shop carries."

The Scene change to another new category.

Squid Research Lab.

Video Record 4#:

Weapon

Variety

The screen shows 6 inklings welding different weapons, an orange & blue Inkling holding the stander water guns (Splattershot), a pink Inkling welding a paintbrush (Inkbrush), a purple Inkling holding a paint roller (Splat Roller), a neon green Inkling firing a sniper rifle (Splatterscope), and a cyan Inkling firing an Ink bazooka (Inkzooka).

Narrator: "There appears to be three major types of ink-based weaponry."

Ruby: "Ohh~?"

Ozpin: "It seems they don't have too many types on the weapon."

Main Weapons

Narrator: "For rapid-fire inkling, look no further than the Shooter." The scene shows a blue male Inkling, and his weapon: The Splattershot.

Narrator: "For long distant projectiles, there's the Charger." The scene shows a neon green female Inkling, and her weapon: The Splatterscope.

Narrator: "And to squash opponents while spreading ink, say Hello to the Roller." The scene shows a purple male Inkling, and his weapon: The Splat Roller.

Port: "Never have I imagined I would see someone using a paint roller as a weapon."

Summer: "Guess you see something new every day."

Narrator: "Now, let's review the signature weapons of each type."

The scenes once again showcase the Splattershot, the toy water gun looking weapon. With a video showing how it's functional.

Narrator: "This is a standard sort of weapon, it shoots rapid-fire bursts when the trigger is pulled, allowing squid to quickly cover a large area.

With this weapon the careful Inkling will be well equipped to claim turf OR take down bows."

Coco: "Function just like any toy water gun, not that impressive tho."

Ruby: "But he says it's a standard type, which means there must be better ones!"

The scene changes to a different weapon, a sliver looking paint tool gun.

Narrator: "One such weapon is called the Aerospray MG."

Ruby: "Ohhhhh~"

Narrator: "It fires quickly burst so its user can hose down a relatively large area in a short time."

Ren: "Compare to the previous, this one surely shoots quicker."

Narrator: "Speaking of short, it's a short-range weapon, so it'll make quick work of nearby targets."

Ironwood: "Comes with a price it seems, fire quicker, but shorter ranges. It'll do poorly when against long-range weapons."

Ozpin: "It is a balanced mechanic system by the look these information is showing."

Narrator: "Next, I'll show you the Jet Squelcher." The screen showing a dark agate green color C-shaped segmented sniper looking gun with a long barrel.

Narrator: "It has the longest firing range in the shooter category. I can get a fairly effective sniping tool."

Winter: "So this one is a long-range, but slow fire speed. Guess it's a trading system, choosing speed or range."

Narrator: "The last Shooter of the day is The Blaster, it shoots bullets that explode into ink."

Nora/Ruby: "GASP! Grenade launcher!"

Jaune: "Oh dear…"

Ren: "Oh no…" Explosive always catching Nora's attention, and these two words don't mix well.

Narrator: "Enemies may be caught in the blast, but a straight shot will easily wipe them out."

Port: "A power-based weapon, but with the cost of fire speed."

Oobleck: "This battle system is getting more and more interesting within every new knowledge."

Narrator: "Next, let's examine the Charger. This type of weapon requires a short charge, but then it'll dump ink everywhere in one massive shot." The screen showcasing the basic type of the charger: Splat Charger.

The ink was indeed splatting out in a straight-line fashion.

Ruby: "So, it takes 2 seconds to fully charged, and by the look of the ink trail, the shot presser must be really strong. I wonder…"

Summer: "Did you think of something?"

Ruby: "Can we create a gun that can shoot dust powder like this?"

This was an ambitious idea, but way too ambitious.

While most people in present are brave, they are not THAT brave enough to try that.

Weiss: "NO."

Yang/Sun/Neptune: "Uh-un."

Blake/Ren: "Don't."

Jaune/Pyrrha: "I don't think that's a good idea..."

Taiyang/Qrow/Summer: "Nope."

Glynda/Ironwood: "No."

Penny: "Your idea is most likely an unstable and a dangerous one, which could go wrong in thousands of ways, it's an unwise decision, friends Ruby."

Ozpin/Oobleck/Port: "Please don't. Miss Rose."

Ruby: "Awwww…"

Narrator: "It's perfect for soiling pants… I mean- distant enemies or for splattering the land in linear fashion"

Qrow: "Speaking of which, how does their clothes stay clean even after getting shot?"

Coco: "That's what I am trying to understand."

Roman: "I certainly wouldn't mind having a coat that doesn't get stain." Seriously, any stains on white clothes are a b**th to clean off. That's why he prefers to let Neo do all the 'Dirty' work, not that Neo mind. Which works very well between them.

Narrator: "This charger is the E-lite 3K." The screen showcasing an industry style looking paint gun that looks like a sniper rifle. Its long distance ink spread result showing how powerful the shot pressure is.

Sun: "Ok, had to hand it to them, that's an impressive distant for just one shot."

Ironwood: "The structure of the gun must be very sturdy, to hold the ink in such high pressure."

Sienna: "Makes you wonder how much it's going to hurt if you get shot by it."

Narrator: "its charge is fairly time-consuming, but its firing range is impressive. This is really going to be-" Before the narrator can even finish his line, the screen showing a poor Inkling getting bullseye straight center by the shot.

Most of the Huntsman or Aura unlocked audience winced, getting shot is no joke, even with Aura blocking, and getting sniped dead center? And it's by a high pressure force? That has to sting to the next week. Even Neo cringed. Expect Tyrian, you could already guess the reason.

Mercury: "Okeeeeeey… that's painful to watch."

Sun: "Oh Oum, that hurts physically." He is holding his chest, he can actually feel it, few others share the same thoughts.

Qrow: "Poor guy."

Narrator: "Yeah… that had to hurt. Relatively speaking of course- I mean Oh Ouch again." Before he could even finish his wince, the screen showing another poor Inkling getting shot straight center.

Jaune: "Yikes, these paint guns are really dangerous."

Ghira: "More like unnecessary."

Narrator: "This next one is the Splatterscope. Some Charger like this feature a scope. Making it easier to aim at distant enemies." The showcasing sniper rifle has fairly rangers too, even by just a little bit more than its scope-less counterpart.

Ruby: "Weird, why would you not use a scope on sniper rifle?"

Weiss: "These -Charger- are similar to Sniper gun, but they are not. And by the look, they are mostly used in rifle manners." With how they fight in close quarters, scope is usually considered useless in those situation.

Narrator: "Last but definitely not least, The Roller is a great weapon for advancing forward while marking turf, and steamrolling opponents." The screen showcasing the giant paint roller's function.

Neptune: "Ok, either that roller is light, or Inklings are naturally strong. That thing looks heavy, consider that the roller absorb the paint, it must at least weight."

Yang: "Probably the latter." By the look so far, they seem to be strong creatures. [3]

And the screen showing an Inkling getting squash by the Paint roller.

Port: "Not sure how to think about this one, whether the given end or the receiving end. You basically squash the enemies, brutally."

Qrow: "I would say it sucks more on the receiving end."

Summer: "No arguing here."

Narrator: "Shake the roller and it will spread ink all over, Splooshing any foe in an Inkling perimeter. Sploosh~"

The Inkling that was using the Splat Roller swings the roller like it was a sword. Splash a good amount of ink in front of her.

Coco: "So the paint roller can be wielding in a two-hand sword manner it seems."

Velvet: "Wonder if Yatsu would like this weapon?"

Coco: "Probably not, he likes to keep things tidy, can't imagine him making a mess."

Narrator: "The Dynamo Roller is a prime example. It's a tank of a roller that chugs along slowly while deflecting incoming fire when shaken."

Sun: "Overpower the incoming fire? Damn."

Yang: "A weapon that goes fully offensive? Too bad it's a hand wielding weapon; I wouldn't mind overshadow enemy's attack with my attack."

Narrator: "The 3 types we just showed you are all Main Weapons, but there are Sub Weapons and Special Weapons too." The screen showing the combination of a weapon unit set. The Main, The Sub, The Special.

Taiyang: "So, instead of one transforming weapons, they choose to equip various weapons to their fighting style."

Qrow: "Can't say it was a bad thing, all has its own advantages and disadvantages."

Narrator: "Together, a Main weapon, Sub weapon, and Special weapon make a set."

The screen showing the Inklings trying different combinations of the weapon set.

Narrator: "To squid, selecting a weapon set that suits one's battle style is of clinical importance."

This certainly is an interesting sight to the Huntsman presents, Huntsman usually only focus on one weapon style, and unlike them, Inklings masters various styles at once.

Sub Weapons

Narrator: "Sub weapon consumes a relatively large amount of ink. The amount depends on what type is used." The screen showing an Inkling throwing what looks like a triangle looking glass container. It inflates then explodes; spread a good chunk amount of ink everywhere. It is the weapon: Splat Bomb.

Nora: "I knew it! Those are ink grenade!"

The screen showing another different type of sub-weapon, the Inkling throwing it to the ceiling, the object sticks on the ceiling, and it starts spinning and shooting ink, it is the weapon: Sprinkler.

Taiyang: "Never have I thought there would be the day someone actually use garden tool as weapon." (Just you wait, there's a certain someone who gets quite a reputation by using shovel.) [4]

Oscar: "Well, the game was about splat ink everywhere, so sprinkler is a good choice." This certainly feels new to him, someone actually uses farm tools as weapons?

Narrator: "There are 9 Sub Weapon types. Including some gadgets and support tools that have a scientific community geeking out."

The screen showcase a new one, the Inkling throwing what looks like a remote racing boat object in a bowling manner, the object starts moving on its own, chasing the opponent Inkling while living a trail of ink, and explode upon contact. It is the weapon: Seeker.

Winter: "Chasing bomb? Interesting."

Ironwood 'Hmmm. Interesting idea, but I don't think we could retrieve a disposable weapon or have much use of it. Interesting nevertheless.'

While the good guys are thinking how they can use such concept on the weapon, the evil guy think of a sinister usage.

Watts: "Milady, how about we create some Grimm that does suicide bomb attack? Levithan can breathe fire, maybe a Grimm that contains fire and grab Human then directly explode in their face?"

Salem: "Hum, tempting, I'll be sure to think about it." Fatal attack are always the most effecting method, and she can massive produce Grimm as she wishes, but she must regain her power back first. This mysterious God shall not best her. Never.

The screen showing a long object, it was a large medical needle, with extended pipeline holding by frames on both sides, it extended to full then spread the ink out, forming a wall of ink fall, blocking a path for the opponent. This is the weapon: Splash Wall.

Many people raise an eyebrow at the Splash Wall.

Summer: "Medical needle as a weapon? Ok, did not see that coming."

Ghira: "They certainly are creative with their weapon."

Ruby hiss at the giant needle, even if it was a weapon, it still doesn't sit right with her, NEEDLES ARE EVIL.

Narrator: "One example is the Suction Bomb. It sticks to walls and other services, exploding shortly after." The screen showing a spread can looking thing with a suction cup at the bottom. Stick on the wall, and burst into inks, killing? A nearby Inkling opponent.

Nora: "Sticky bomb? Ohhh~ I am so going to try this idea when we get back!" Her teammates could only look at each other, there's going to be a lot of work when they return home.

Narrator: "Now, for a different thing that goes boom, tried the Burst Bomb. May not be as powerful as others, but it explodes on contact and uses less ink, allows an Inkling to throwing them in rapid succession." The screen showing a water balloon looking bomb being throwing by Inkling.

Ozpin: "So the ink are coming from the container they carry behind their back it seems."

Yang: "So that's the usage of that container. And I guess their inks are like our dust."

Coco: "Like ammo pack. But what happens when they run out of it?" Now that's a good question, what will they do when they are out of ammo? If a Huntsman run out of dust ammo, they still can fight with melee, but these Inklings are not, how do they fight without ammo?

Suddenly the dual-screen EXRB summoned from earlier startup, showing a video of how to refuel the ink tank. You stay in the ink and they'll refuel itself.

Neptune: "So that's how." This reveal was rather blunt, but it did answer their question. So let's roll with it?

Narrator: "The Point Sensor is a support tool, doesn't attack, but it does locate sneaky enemies and shares that information with all teammates." The screen showing a black, cube-like objects with cylinder-shaped protrusions being thrown to the ground, it explodes immediately, and the opponent's location is indeed revealing by a point arrow that surrounds their body, and it was visible through walls.

Weiss: "Wha- but- HOW?!"

Ironwood: "Like a searcher it seems." Looks like someone has joined the club of not questioning logical.

Velvet: "Sensing other enemies that are around…"

Coco: "Sounds like Fox' Semblances. But more powerful." (Author note: In the official Publish Novel: RWBY: After the Fall it has clear out each member of Team CFVY' Semblance, and Fox' Semblance allow him to telepathy to people and sense people that's nearby.)

Narrator: "The Ink Mine is another type of sub-weapon, it's invisible to opponents when it's on the ground, detonating after a certain amount of time. Or, automatically when enemies pass by." The mine was a thin paper looking alike object, and it was indeed invisible on the ground, and a poor Inkling is moving directly above it… … That has to hurt.

Glynda: "They manage to create a bomb as thin as a paper?" Ok, Remnant may have transforming weapon that can shrink to tiny size, but this is way too impressive.

Nora: "Hummm… can I-"

Various Voice/Ren: "No."

Nora: "Awww."

Narrator: "The Squid Beacon is handy too! Set one down and teammates can Super-jump straight to it." The Screen showcasing how the Inklings quick travel back to the front-line.

Winter: "A Fast transfer. It is indeed convenient, allow the member to call for backup."

Narrator: "And finally, the Disruptor doesn't damage rival squid, but it will slow them down a bit, and lower their ability as well." The Inkling throwing what looks like a chemical flask at the opponent, de-buff her ability.

Ironwood/Sienna/Cinder 'A state interference? That'll come in handy when facing troubled enemy.' Unnoticeably, all three ambitious people thinking alike.

Special Weapons

Narrator: "Special weapons are perhaps the most intriguing of all. They can only use after filling up the gauge by covering the ground with ink." The screen showing Inkzooka shooting a huge ink blast.

Sun: "Like a trump card in fighting games, you have to achieve some conditions in order to use them."

Ozpin: "A Table-turning key point it is then."

The screen then shows the weird speaker object from earlier, the Killer Wail, it firing a huge sound blast on its path, completely ignores walls, as if they didn't exist.

Everyone is completely dumbfold by the huge speaker.

Summer: "Did… did that thing just create a visible sound wave?"

Penny: "I believe the sound waves are actually solid matters…"

Oobleck: "They were able to create a solid matter that pass through wall... FANTASTIC! THESE INKLINGS REALLY ARE ADVANCE CREATURES!" He keeps writing down everything he sees from the screen, today had been the most profitable day he ever had, so much knowledge!

Watts 'Bested by some smelly seafood, what in tarnation is this madness?!'

Narrator: "The Inkstrike defies reason. Touch a location on the map of the control pad and a rocket will be shot there, creating a fearsome ink tornado." The Screen showcase how the airstrike work, the missile pinpoint its destination, and strike down, create a massive tornado blast!

Sun: "Holy…"

Yang: "S**t."

Ruby/Summer/Taiyang: "Language!"

Nora: "IT WAS AWESOME!"

Ozpin: "For once, I am actually glad we don't have anything like this in our world." His colleague all agree with him. Imagine the mess they had to… *cough* *cough* I mean… Glynda had to deal with. Oh boi, she will NOT be happy about this. That's for sure.

Narrator: "The Echolocater is great for locating enemy… enemy… enemy… enemy." The narrator pretends the last word -enemy- is echoing. For dramatic effect of course.

Narrator: "For limited time, it allows an entire team to see the foes locations." The screen showing a Charger use the Echolocater to scan the entire arena, pinout every opponent's location.

Winter: "So this is an upgrade version of the Point Sensor, instead of a small area, this one is the entire battlefield."

Coco: "Looks like Fox got a serious competitor here."

Narrator: "The bubbler is pretty self-explanatory that deflects enemy attacks, gets near a teammate and they'll get bubbled too." The screen showcasing the usage of Bubbler.

Jaune: "A counterattack key point. Using the shield to push and break through the enemy's defense line. Maybe we could form some new strategy… me and Pyrrha both use shields…" He was talking to no one but himself.

Pyrrha smile to her partner, so far, the team battle formation of team JNPR has proven to be pretty solid when it comes to 4v4 battle.

Ironwood raises an eyebrow to the current generation Arc. From the normal chat with Ozpin, Team RWBY & JNPR have been proving as the most promising rising stars of the year. The general are quite interesting to see what they can do, especially the ability to forming strategy by the Arc boy, if the high praise from Ozpin himself is anything to go by.

Narrator: "And finally, the Kraken can turn Inkling into a giant invincible squid, for a while anyway." The screen showing an Inkling girl transforming into its squid form, but instead of its cute appearance, her appearance turn into a monster-like squid, pointy arrow-like head, each tentacle get more spikey at the end. It charges right into the enemy territory, ignore the ink, and coming ink shots, smashing into the enemy, burst them into ink one by one.

Port: "So this one turn them into an invincible force. Ignores the damage from the enemy. And was able to move freely in an enemy's ink."

Oobleck: "A bit too powerful I'll say." Oh, you have no idea doc; the power of Kraken is too strong it becomes a MEME.

Yang: "I guess you can say they-"

Weiss: "Don't you dare, Xiao Long."

Yang: "-Release the Kraken~ eh? eh? (Wink)"

"Groan"

Narrator: "So let's see, a Main Weapon, a Sub Weapon, and a Special Weapon. It seems squid always go into turf war with a set of these weapon types.

But Squid battling proficiency isn't just about weapons."

Squid Research Lab.

Video Record #5:

Gear

Abilities

The screen showing 2 Inklings and various icons.

Coco: "So the clothes ARE enchanted with some sort of power."

Ruby: "Like the dust enchanted clothes?" She remembers the talk with Professor Ozpin, about the mysterious woman who intrude CCT tower.

Summer: "If we change the dust into ink, yes, I think."

Now everyone is interested in the clothes of this world, what kind of things can they do?

Narrator: "Let's take a look at the area outside Booyah Base to find out more.

Inklings like to gather here because they're drawn to - happening events.

These particular squids are other players that comes from all over the world to Inkopolis Plaza in order to join the famous Turf War." The plaza has various Inklings hanging out there, chatting, shopping; attend the Turf War from the Inkopolis Tower.

Sun: "So apparently, this plaza holding event very often."

Yang: "Man, I really would like to hang out there."

Narrator: "But if Inklings are one thing, it's fashionable.

They developed several brands of Couture and enjoy mixing and matching styles to create their own unique look." The screen shows a series of fashion magazines. Street-style (Zekko), Sport-style (Zink), Western-style (Rockberg), Hiking-style (Inkline).

Coco nearly faint, Ohhhh, the more she learns about these Inkling, the more she loves them.

Melanie: "They certainly look very photogenic."

Milita: "And have good taste for style."

Narrator: "Studying the different types of gear, squid uses offer some fascinating insight into their strategies." The screen showing different Turf War Profile of different Inklings. The clothes are divided into 3 parts, headgear, clothing, shoes.

Taiyang: "So not just the weapons, but their clothes affect the fighting style they use."

Glynda: "Kind likes Semblance, but now they are on the clothes." Interesting, your own fashion style affect your ability, never heard of such concept.

Narrator: "If a squid sees something they like, it can be special ordered."

Coco: "Nice, there's even a customer service."

Narrator: "A closer look reveals icons on this gear. These denote what I like to call: abilities.

Each piece of gear comes with abilities that power up an Inkling." As we take a closer look, each clothes seems to hold different abilities.

Narrator: "There are many types of gear abilities." The screen showing 8 icons portraying 8 abilities:

Ink Saver (Main), Special Charge Up, Quick Respawn, Ink Saver (Sub),

Ink Recovery Up, Bomb Range Up, Tenacity, Quick Super Jump.

Narrator: "For example: if a piece of gear increases ink efficiency, the lucky Inkling who has it equipped will consume less ink than usual when using a Main weapon." There's a compare screen, without and with, the one with Ink Saver (Main) use less ink than its ability-less counterpart.

Ilia: "More ammo to use. That's actually convenient."

Ren: "I guess Quick Respawn means they come back to the battlefield quicker. But what does Tenacity do?" Tenacity? It could mean so many things.

Oobleck: "Not sure, but I know we'll have to watch more to find out."

The scene change to another 8 abilities:

Damage UP, Special Saver, Run Speed Up, Swim Speed Up,

Comeback, Defense Up, Special Duration Up, Bomb Sniffer.

Narrator: "Other abilities include Damage Up, Defense Up, and Run Speed Up, plus more curious ones like the Ninja Squid, and Stealth Jump" As He speaking, the scene once again change to another 8 abilities:

Opening Gambit, Ninja Squid, Recon, Last-Ditch Effort,

Cold Blooded, Haunt, Stealth Jump, Ink Resistant Up.

Both Ruby and Nora have smoke coming out of their ears. Seems like someone absorb too much information in a short time.

Opening Gambit? Cold Blooded? Haunt? These certainly are some interesting names for abilities.

Port: "I'll say, these are quite a complex system, the combination of strategic planning is really huge if we combine all the previous information of weapons types and rules."

Glynda: "It certainly is more than meets the eye than I originally thought." Glynda is actually impressed; who would have thought a child's play game could be this complex?

Oobleck: "Clearly more complex than our Vytal Festival Tournament!"

Ironwood: "Ozpin, do you think we could compare and emulate the system of theirs?"

Ozpin: "Hum, it might actually be possible, to be honest, I think we might need some new factors for our tradition after all these years. It would be quite an entertaining result."

Narrator: "The number of abilities each piece of gear can have is based on its star count, the more stars it has, the more slot it will have. Up to 4 abilities can be equipped per piece of gear."

Yang: "Wait, does the gear have some sort of tier list?" More star? Is there some kind of tier list in their clothes?

Velvet: "I remember he says the higher level Inkling gets, the better gear will be available to them."

Narrator: "However, other than the first one equipped are assigned at random, frequent usage of the same gear apparently generates more abilities to equip, in this way squid can level up a piece of to enhance its strength or make up for its weaknesses." It was true, some gears have a slot that appears as ? , means the ability will be random for every Turf War.

Coco: "Thank Oum." She was worried for a second, if someone actually abuses the system by just simply wearing better ability gears without care to look good, she would put those people down if she has to, No one disrespect fashion in front of her. NO ONE.

Narrator: "And so, gear combinations can improve one's strategy.

By the way, I suppose I should explain who this mysterious fellow is."

The screen showing an Inkling walking to a shady alley of the plaza, and around the corner is a sea urchin with orange skin and dark purple, spiky hair with lighter purple tips. His eyes are green and the sclera of his eyes is purple. He wears a dark-colored poncho, multi-colored bracelets, green pants, brown shoes, and clogs. Under his poncho, he wears a black undershirt. He sits on a rug that looks similar to his poncho. Around him is a bunch of sea snail looking like things, gray color scheme shell, with pink-purple point tips, and inside the shell is a deep cyan color body with a simple pair of eyes.

Spyke: "S'appening, mate? Wot'll be, then?"

Coco: "Dame, strong first impression. Really Shady."

Yang: "Urchin with spiky hair?" As a person who takes care of hair very carefully, she can't imagine how much his hair care is going to cost, unless his hair is actually solid spike like real Urchin, then it's an entirely different matter.

Narrator: "His name is Spyke and somehow… he can increase the number of slots allotted to gear."

Spyke: "So…wot gear ya want the new slot in? It'll cost ya one Super Sea Snail. Or I can reroll abilities on item wif full slots!"

Roman: "Ok, this one is actually funny, a literal street urchin." A shady business dealer, so no matter which world it is, something never changes it seems.

Pyrrha: "So he can unlock more secondary abilities slot for the low rarity gear, kind of like unlock Aura. But reverse in a sense in this case."

Blake: "Or change the abilities, which feel like changing Semblances. Weird… but not weird at the same time."

Oscar: "Super Sea Snail?"

Penny: "I believe it must be the sea snail look like thing around him."

Narrator: "That said, one can't make a request without a Super Sea Snail. And it won't always be easy to acquire one. If one does take advantage of his services, it may be possible to optimize the abilities of every single piece of gear."

Neptune: "Wait; are this Super Sea Snail some sort of currency?"

Junior: "I would say it might be more like some rare material. Given what the information just says. An enhancement material that somehow add more slot of abilities."

Mercury: "Currency? Looks more like a food to me."

Oobleck: "Technically, Urchin do eats sea snail as food."

Roman: "Well, guess that solves the problem of making a living for him."

Nora: "Hummm…" She was thinking.

Ren: "Sigh… what now? Nora?"

And A Super Sea Snail is summoned right in Nora's hand.

Hazel: "Did you just summon that thing?"

Nora: "Well… I was wondering what it taste like? So I guess this is actually a food." Consider EXRB never state what the snack rules are, so as long as the things count as food, it will being summoned.

Ren: "I'm not going to take care of you if you get a stomachache." It was a lie, there's no way he would let Nora in pain, even if it was her fault, but no pancakes for her for 2 days.

Narrator: "Oh, and by the way, Spyke can get gears that require higher level from the shops the Inkling currently can't get, although he can only get you one piece pre-day. Psss, keep this a secret."

Roman: "Yep, a dealer." Too bad Vale didn't have a fashion dealer, that would be a good deal no-doubt. Roman takes appearance very seriously, criminal these days have no sense of styles. You gotta have skill, good looking, and fine service, that's what gets you a high-class client. And some good luck too, because he get a b**chy client by some cruel fate.

But the screens then shows something weird, in the distant corner, an old man looking Inkling peeking his head out of a manhole, but he quickly dive back into it.

Narrator: "Wait, did you see that? It looks like a peculiar old man was peeking out from that manhole… or a squidhole? Let's see what happens."

Summer: "Wait what? What is an Inkling doing there?" Why would someone staying in a manhole?

Mercury: "I dunno, seems like some kind of creepy crazy guy."

Nora: "We shall investigate it!"

Emerald: "How about no?"

Oobleck: "Nonsense, Miss Sustrai, Science is all about discovery! No matter what topic it is."

Glynda: "Like we discover how much caffeine you and Ozpin consume a day?" This earns a laugh from the students. Much to the doctor and headmaster's embarrassment.

Squid Research Lab.

Video Record #6:

Going Solo in

Octo

Valley

The title is showing with some strange picture.

On the left side are some weird octopus tentacle looking creatures, with skinny little stubby legs, their face is forming by two protruding, circular eyeballs with a green sclera and purple-blue small iris with purple markings around the eyeballs. And large, round, connected, purple lips, but lack other visible features such as ears or noses. And they don't have any other limbs such as arms.

They are standing on some small, simple vehicles consisting of a cylindrical platform with a black ring on the bottom, a long hose-like protrusion with a megaphone-like nozzle on the end, and a single joystick on top which service as control stick.

On the right side, is a female Inkling, yellow-green hair color, orange eye color. She's wearing what looks like a set of suits, a pair of earpieces with large pointed shapes jutting out to the sides connected by two thin bars that curves around the back of the head; the clothes is a form-fitting black upper-body suit with a large neck collar, and a bright yellow safety vest worn on. And the default sport pants; the shoes are a pair of black sneakers with lime green accents. They have a black strap halfway down and blue lights at the top.

Behind her back is the ink tank, but this one is different, Instead of the usual caps with varying shades of green, it has smooth, dark gray caps with a lighter gray check pattern. In her hand is a futuristic-looking ink gun with a black and lime green color scheme, with many blue lights glowing on it.

Winter: "What…are those creatures?"

Sienna: "Looks like octopus tentacles, and looks creepy" The way those tentacles look unnerves her.

Oobleck: "Octo Valley? Another place to learn?"

The scene changes to an outdoor valley looking place. There's floating rock and structure everywhere.

Narrator: "Oh My. Science, you've outdone yourself. Who could have imagined something like this existed underneath Inkopolis."

Everyone blinks, A blue sky, underground? Right beneath a city?! What? Excuse me, but what the F**K! This doesn't make any sense!

The dual-screen activate on, showing a roughly drawing of Inkopolis and Octo Valley, with an ocean separating two places, and an underground tunnel connects it.

Ironwood: "Phew, for a moment I thought this world had some physical breaking law exist." Several others share the same opinion as him, Weiss especially, she will quit if that was actually true. (Uh-oh, Octo Expansion would like to meet you…)

The screen showing a weird-looking Inkling, not sure if it was the problem of old age, but his body looks like it was suffer from Dehydration, he looks skinnier than normal Inkling, his eyeballs are huge, and it was poking out from his eye stock, like some sort of living cartoon drama effect, which is creepy. His face is skinny triangle shape, talks about how old he might be; he has a white messy beard, thick hairy eyebrows.

As for attire, he wears an old rag-woven cloth as a robe, with 4 medals pin on; underneath it was a worn-out short work pants, and the leather shoes he is wearing has multiple hole. On top of his head is a peaked navy cap, with patch woven, It is made of somewhat worn dark fabric with a lighter patch sewn onto the top and a dark-colored visor, which, along with the band, is lined with a dull gold. On the very front is some sort of military looking symbol. And the back of the cap has a hole torn to let out his tied up hairs. And he use a bamboo cane to help him standing.

No offense, but he looks like some crazy hobo.

Emerald: "Oh great, it IS some kind of crazy hobo."

Ironwood 'Weird, those medals looks like real deal, what's his story? A retired officer?'

Narrator: "I've heard this old man fish's name is Captain Cuttlefish, likes bordering Inklings to battle with octopi it seems."

Cap'n Cuttlefish: "Th-th-the... Oc-Oc-Oct... The Octarians are coming!" Behind him is an old-looking shack, with multiple radios and a notice board with various notes and pictures of those octopus tentacles looking creature from earlier.

Winter: "Wait, did he just say bordering Inkling to battle?"

Ghira: "They are fighting some sort of war?"

Mercury: "I think that guy is just crazy."

Taiyang: "Ha, he is a Squid, and his name is actually cuttlefish." He and his daughter share a high-five.

Ozpin says nothing, but he is feeling griming toward the information he just heard. If war exists, there must be some conflict in this world.

Cap'n Cuttlefish: "Starting today, you are Agent 3 of the New Squidbeak Splatoon!" He is speaking with the girl Inkling from earlier. Who now wearing the full set of Hero Suit.

Narrator: "Maybe it's the outfit, but that Inkling actually seems to be taking his orders and prepping for battle! Man, squid really are suckers."

Cap'n Cuttlefish: "Now let's go get those Octojerks! I'm countin' on you, bucko!"

Summer: "They are fighting octopus… judge by the way it seems."

Weiss: "Wait, how old is that Inkling girl?"

Pyrrha: "If the information from the start is right… 14."

Ilia: "He is sending a child to the battlefield…" For some reason, All Huntsman teachers present all get a feeling they just got insulted.

The Screen showing the Inkling, now knowing as Agent 3, splat some ink on some tea kettle looking device.

Ruby: "What is that thing?"

Glynda: "It appears to look similar to the spawning device we see from the Turf War."

Blake: "But the question is, what is it for?"

Narrator: "What is this? A tea kettle like thing. If my calculations are correct and I assume they are. Tea kettle is somehow connected to the octopi net." The device turns out to be a teleporter, or an ink network connect device. Either way, it sends Agent 3 to a new area.

Narrator: "No you brave fool! Don't go in there!" Too late, Agent 3 is going to paint the octo-hideout green, Literally.

Winter: "They have teleport device?!" Ok, their weapon may not look that impressive compared to Remnant's, but their technology is way more advanced than theirs.

Watts wants to scream, just how is it possible for some lowly mollusk to be this advance?!

Jaune: "Wow, this world is really advancing."

Narrator: "Science tells us that the natural nemesis of the squid is the octopus or… in this case: the Octarians. But Octopi will do." The screen showing a squad of Octotrooper.

Yang: "No offense, but they look creepy."

Narrator: "It seems that Captain Cuttlefish has ordered the Inkling to take back a Zapfish stolen by the Octarians." The screen showing Agent 3 rescuing an interesting looking electric catfish, it has yellow skin; for the head it has two small eyes, two nostrils, and a pair of thick orange lips. Below the head is a smaller body. If you look closely, you'll find out its body shape is similar to a light bulb. Just with small black fin & tail."

Milita/Melanie: "Cute."

Kali: "Zapfish? They use that as a power source?"

Ghira: "A fish that generates electricity?"

Nora: "Hummm…"

A note appeared in front of Nora, it says: Zepfish are inedible, don't try it. PLEASE NO.

Nora: "Shoot."

Narrator: "There are many types of these octopi and they'll use whatever arms necessary to stop the Inklings, they do have plenty to spare" The screen showing Agent 3 fighting various types of Octarians: Twintacle Octotrooper, Octopod, Octo ball, Octostamp, Octocopter.

Sun: "Man, these guys surely come in different sizes and different look."

Yang: "Which they all looked ugly."

Velvet: "At least not scary like Grimm."

"Agree." All students agree on this, except one person.

Ruby says nothing, and her expression doesn't looked good, which Yang noticed.

Yang: "Ruby?"

Ruby: "…" Now both Summer & Taiyang is worried too.

Summer: "What's wrong? Sweetie?"

Ruby: "She is… killing those Octarians…"

It was now others realize what was happening on screen, Agent 3 is indeed fighting a war, and she is busting those Octo left and right.

Yang: "Oh… unnnn…" She doesn't know what she should say, the Octarains may be stealing some sort of power source, but since none-of them know about the full story, they can't say the Octarains are the bad guys here.

The atmosphere again turning into a depressing situation.

Until the dual-screen start up again, showing the aftermath when those Octarains bust into ink: they just respawn back at their home base, beat up, but not dead.

"Phew" The good guys let out another breathe they were holding again.

Ruby: "Sigh"

Yang: "See, turns out everything was ok." She hopes this will calm her baby sister down.

Ruby: "It's ok Yang, it's just- I just have a little difficult to get behind the idea of killing, it's-it's fine, I'm ok now." It was clearly a lie, judging by her body language, she is still slightly trembling.

Minus the bad guys, no one was sure what to tell Ruby, it was always a heavy topic to talk about, even for the ones like Ozpin, no matter how long it has been past… it is just never the right thing. It never is.

The Rose & Xiao Long family can only give Ruby a family hug to comfort her.

Narrator: "Just look at these gadgets! And gizmos! And thingamajig!" The screen now is showing the strange device that was invented by the Octarains: Propeller box, ink Geyser, floating Sponge, Ink Rain, explosive Balloon Fish, Invisible Floor, Ink Cannon, ink Flooder.

Ruby: "Ohhh~ what are those things? Is that a cannon!" And just like that, Ruby's depression was washed over by her curious when weapon shows up.

Everyone just simply sweatdrop at her sudden swap of emotion. At least she is not depressing anymore.

Narrator: "To survive them, Inklings must shoot ink in human form and use their squiddy navigation prowess to circumvent them, sneaky little suckers."

Ironwood: "Floating device, does this world have something like gravity Dust? And furthermore, invisible floor, that's something even Atlas still hasn't figured out yet." To say Ironwood is impressed is an understatement, so far these Creatures have succeeded and surpass his expectation of an advanced species. There's so much things Atlas can study.

Narrator: "With Captain Cuttlefish's expert advice, they may just take back that Zapfish.

Depending on their location, some Octopi may move like squid when they attack, or they maybe a little bit more powerful." The scene showing Agent 3 struggling with some humanoid Octarains called: Octolings. And fighting some huge Octarains.

Qrow: "To be fair, kinda saw that coming already." He was not surprised to see a humanoid octopus, walking seafood? He had seen enough today.

Sienna: "So the Octarains have humanoid forms too it seems."

Ghira: "Another species that are at war with each other… Sigh" Seeing conflict like this hurts him, why can't sentiment animals learn to live in peace?

Narrator: "Worst, gigantic weaponized squid boss anyone?" A giant mechanic looking sea calm was showed on the screen.

Everyone blinked again; ok… they did not see that coming.

Qrow: "Ok, did not see that one."

Penny: "General? Should I record this one as well?" After the first react, Penny feels not so sure about recording destructive technology, it feels wrong to her.

Ironwood: "Unnn… sure…"

Narrator: "Items can occasionally be found in the middle of an area. For instance, this armor increases an Inkling's durability." The screen showing Agent 3 equipped with a protection Armor, she is now wearing a helmet similar to a bicycle helmet but longer and pointed at the back; the body now wears a black thick jacket with vivid green at the lower part; the shoes are now black thickly padded boots with white interiors. They have thick, light gray soles and are secured to the wearer's feet by three vivid green straps, each with a white and gray arrow on it.

Coco: "Hun, not bad, could use more style. But consider she is wearing that for war, I'll let it slide."

Velvet: "Sigh… Coco, could you not for once."

Coco: "Sorry Vel, it is what I am."

Jaune: "I can feel the heat by just looking at that armor." True, most of the Huntsman doesn't wear heavy armor, not only because movement limit, mostly because the heat from workout of battles. Nobody likes to be a sweaty pig.

The dual-screen startup… again, showing information about each parts: impact absorption, lightweight and preserve body heat.

Jaune: "Oh."

Ironwood 'Impressive, but only if we could see more technology about robot.' (Oh no no no no no, Tin Man, you rely on machine too much, it's gonna backfire you, originally tho.)

Narrator: "Looks like there are other helpful items too like the Bubbler or other special weapons."

Neptune: "Aren't these seems a bit too… convenient? I mean, what are the chances of an armor randomly appear for you to use?" He points out the coincidence that's too much of a coincidence.

The dual-screen startup with a simple message: Universe just worked in a weird way, IT JUST WORKS.

Roman: "There's your answer."

Ghira: "It's not too late to joining the: not questioning logical club?" All of these illogical is starting to hurt his mind.

Qrow: "Suit yourself."

Junior: "I think I'm in as well."

Narrator: "And these little things are scattered all over, they are called: Power eggs." The little things are small, orange orbs that appear similar to fish eggs, floating around everywhere.

Blake: "Gulp" The Power Eggs reminds her salmon roe, which makes her mouthwatering.

Kali: "Is that fish eggs?" Everyone all share the same thoughts, why is fish eggs floating around everywhere?

Narrator: "Apparently Power Eggs power up your weaponry. For this reason it's a good idea for any squid worthless tentacles to collect as many Power Eggs as possible." So the fish eggs looking things is a weapon material.

Surprisingly, this time it was Blake who summoned the Power Eggs. Which gets sweat drop from her friends.

Yang: "Seeing something ya like ehh?"

Blake refuses to answer that question.

Narrator: "However! Of all the items out there, we at the Squid Research Lab are most interested in these: The Sunken Scrolls." These pieces of old information are scattering all over the Octo Valley, and each one reveals another piece of this world's mysterious past."

Oobleck: "WHAT?! BY OUM'S, PLEASE TELL ME I DID NOT HEAR HIM WRONG! PETER!" His eye weiden by this reveal of information. And he is particularly shaking Port, demanding his friend for a clarification.

Port: "Well… you heard the man."

Oobleck: "I ABSOLUTELY MUST GETTING THESE VALUABLE HISTORY PIECES!" He making his declares, he knows what he should do when the host returns.

His colleague can only sweat drop or facepalming.

Yang: "Hun, wouldn't you know? Their Scrolls are pieces of papers unlike ours." It certainly is an interesting information, who knows that the very same word could mean different things in another world?

The dual-screen startup… yet again, with another message: To be fair, of all universes out there, your world is one among the few that called communication device: Scroll. Which irony, is just information written on papers in other world. While most other worlds called their communication device: Telephone or Phone for short.

Yang: "Wait really?"

Ozpin: "This is quite interesting to know." True, so far, the react shows them a lot of new information.

Neptune: "No one is going to questioning the screen just talk to us?" Again, his question meets deaf ears.

Winter: "But… what is the story between these Inklings and Octarians? Surely there must be a reason for them to go to war."

Dual screen: They are not just fighting a war over energy resources; there was a natural phenomenon of the living environment that causes both to take the action of war as the resolved. A war for survival.

Ozpin: "For survival?" Are there other factors like Grimms that threatening the life of this world?

Dual screen: This part of information is not contained in any of these research files. This world is in a state of lack of living space. Long story short: There were amicable relations between the Inklings and the Octarians. However, the rising of sea levels force them to battle fiercely over the remaining territory.

Yang: "Wait. Wait wait wait… Aren't Inklings and Octarians both… whatever the hell they are: squid and octopus? sea creatures? Can't they like… live in waters?"

Dual screen: …

"…" They are waiting for a response.

Dual screen: They… can't live in water, water kills them. While other creatures are completely fine by it.

"WHAT?!"

Dual screen: Oops, it seems the file forgot to mention that during the evolution of Inklings and Octarians, their body becomes literal inks, they will dissolve into nothingness when they touch water, they die, they die when they touch water.

Jaune: "Die when they touch water…"

Ironwood: "Squids-like and Octopus-like can't touch water. Is this… some kind of sick joke?"

Dual screen: No, it is not. More like the purpose of irony.

Roman: "Ok. I am not sure what I should think about this. But one thing is for sure: I sure as hell don't want to piss off any kind of gods if this is the kind of things they do just for amusement." Several more lawful people make a life vow to never piss off their host, while the more evil people didn't really care, except Mercury, getting burning alive sucks.

Dual screen: There are quite a lot of irony in the universe.

If there is anything people from Remnant learned here: Universe is weird; So are Gods.

The screen turns back to the colorful background and the orange clipboard.

Narrator: "As I've stated previously, squid are all about big events, the Squid Research Lab proudly presents a live performance, BY THE SQUID SISTERS!" The screen now changes to a live stream. With a logo of a language no one can read (The Inkopolis News Logo)

Ilia: "Wait, a live performance? Isn't this a pre-recorded file?"

Sienna: "Probably parts of the record."

Winter: "And suddenly he changes the topic from a war that was unknown to the citizen back to a TV shows." She comments her thoughts annoyingly, and because she is still kept out from Ozpin's circle, she has no idea how much punches her words packs.

The secret guardians of Remnant did not feel good about this; they feel like they were being targeted. (Totally not EXRB's intention. NOPE)

- - - Playing music: Splatoon Music – City of Colors OST - - -

Narrator: "The Squid Sister are a new hit group comprised of Callie and Marie. They are the hottest star in the Inkling world!" That name… THAT NAME!

Yang: "Pfffff HA ha ha HA! Oh my Oum! This is just PERFECT!" She is laughing mad in her seat, this is simply too much, ohhhh, the irony, a squid Idol sisters whose name is a pun of squid dish.

Taiyang is covering his mouth, and holding his stomach too, trying his best to not laugh like his daughter. They both now had a fair understanding why some Gods decide to make things irony, because it's funny as hell!

While others simply groaning for the seemingly endless suffering.

Callie is the magenta and black color scheme Inkling, and has a more 'outgoing' design in comparison to her partner. Her tentacles, which are black with a purplish-pink tinge at the ends, are very long and tied in a large bow on the back of her head, leaving the ends to dangle, along with a bang swept to the right of her face. She has large, angular eyes with gold irises and light brown pupils in the shape of a '+'. Her black eye markings end in small eyelash-like points, and her eyebrows are large and oval-shaped. Her ears are slightly narrower, longer, and upturned than those of the average Inkling, and on them, she wears a pair of chunky, milky white earrings.

Her outfit, which appears to be a romper with a corset and purplish pink lacing in the back and puffy shorts, is black with a reflective texture as if covered in sequins. On the front are three magenta marks, which, somewhat morbidly, resemble the cuts made in squid when it is cooked. With this outfit, she wears magenta tights, white gloves, and a small, white, pointed neck accessory giving the impression of a shirt collar. On her feet, Callie wears a pair of black wedge shoes with a texture similar to leather, which has a shiny purplish-pink material on the bottom and two pink buttons on either side of the ankle. She wears a pink and white hat resembling a fish dish known as Ikayaki on her head and has a beauty mark on her left cheek.

Marie is the lime green and light gray color scheme Inkling, and has a more 'laid-back' design in comparison to her partner. Her tentacles, which are light gray, are tied in a large bow on the right side of her head, with the ends wrapped around to the other side and curling up slightly at the ends, along with a bang swept to the left of her face. Marie also has a faint green tinge at the ends of her tentacles. She has large, downturned eyes with gold irises and light brown pupils in the shape of a plus or a 'ninja star'. Her eye markings end in small, slightly curved points, and her eyebrows are large and oval-shaped. Her ears are slightly narrower, longer, and downturned than those of the average Inkling, and on them, she wears a pair of chunky, milky white earrings.

Her outfit, which appears to be a corset dress with green lacing in the back, is black with a reflective texture as if covered in sequins. On the front are three bright green marks, which, somewhat morbidly, are made to look like the cuts made in squid when it is cooked, and the underside of the skirt portion is also bright green. With this outfit, she wears lime green tights, black shorts, white gloves, and a small, white, pointed neck accessory giving the impression of a shirt collar. On her feet, Marie wears a pair of black wedge shoes with a texture similar to leather, which have a shiny green material on the bottom and two green buttons on either side of the ankle. She wears a green and white hat resembling a calamari ring and has a beauty mark on her right cheek.

Coco: "Dang, these two know how to look good." She's lowering her shade; try to take a good look at the pop idol duo.

Milita: "Well-"

Melanie: "-they surely look like twins."

Dual screen: Trivia: they are not actual sisters but cousin.

Ruby: "Wait, Cousin?" She looks at Yang.

Yang: "Really?" And she looks at Ruby.

This is kind surprising, because… you know, aside from the colors, they look extremely similar.

C: Did you really know the way to winning?

You wouldn't listen, not when I'm here.

C: Do you really know how :M

When you went in

You want it

C: You went in, you win a lot

Now we have you.

M: We fellow many

We allow any

We handle many

Go ahead and head out

Having nothing on me

Too many people are living

You and me

- - - Music got cuts - - -

The performance got cut; looks like the SRL (Squid Research Lab) just pulled a teasing on everyone.

Nora: "Hey! I want to hear the full song!"

Yang: "Sounds like it was about Turf War. Guess their culture is all about it."

Ruby: "I like the tune. Too bad it got cut."

Kali: "You think this was EXRB's doing?"

Glynda: "Mostly likely."


-Meanwhile with EXRB

EXRB was hiding behind a wall.

"Achoo!" He suddenly sneezed.

EXRB: "Urg, did someone just talking about me behind my back?"

"Thunk" It was the sound of metallic footstep.

EXRB: "Uh-oh." Sweatdrop appears all over his face. His sneeze exposes his position.

?: "Found you." The mysterious hunter appeared, his weapon point right at EXRB's face.

EXRB: "There is no way for me to talk out?" He attempts to negotiation, mostly hope.

?: "Let me think about it… Hummmmm… yep."

"Splat!"


-Back at our audiences

Narrator: "Anddddd I'm back. Science never sleeps and neither can I."

Squid Research Lab.

Video Record #7:

Gameplay

Variety

This time the screen showing various icons.

Sun: "Gameplay? Is this about the Turf War?"

Yang: "Like different gameplay mode?"

Penny: "Could there be more way to play the Turf War?"

Taiyang: "I guess we have to watch to find out."

Ironwood 'Are these scientists really going to ignore the fact that a war is happening in this world?'

Narrator: "Right now you're looking at the second floor of Inkopolis tower, it's the Battle Dojo."

Ren: "A training room?"

Ruby: "Like sparring ring?"

Glynda: "In a sense I believe it is."

Narrator: "Here, Inklings can compete in private skirmishes, play against friends casually and practice to perfect one' skills for real battles.

The goal? Elementary to deflate most balloons and egos.

1 point is awarded per pop balloon, but taking damage will subtract some points.

Points earns the last minute are doubled, that way, underdog stories are abundant as our total stomping."

Sun: "Yeah, was kind worry there's no place for practice."

Narrator: "After earning their tentacles in dojo, a confident squid may want to swim onto to world wild Turf War to battle against opponents from all over the world."

Narrator: "Look no further than Inkopolis Tower, to enter such grand battle."

The screen showing the base of the tower, the entrance of the lobby.

Narrator: "There are Two types of Turf War: Regular Battle and Rank Battle.

Regular Battle refers to the Turf Wars, which I detailed in research record number 5. In this mode, the winning team is decided based on the amount of area covered in their ink."

Weiss: "Ranked battle, must mean something like elites battle."

Pyrrha: "Perhaps." Pyrrha is a curious, hench these Inklings treat this activity very serious, how will experience player do in this child game? She would like to see what they can do. The competitive fire of the invincible girl is slowly blazing up.

Narrator: "After each match, players are shuffled between the two teams. Like the motion of particles, randomly in other words."

Ruby: "Wait. They swap team members?! They didn't stick with the same team members?!"

Summer: "That's… surprising." This kind of sparring battle is unheard of.

Ren: "This does serious throwing both teams' strategy off, you don't know who's going to team up with you in the next round, every factor is random."

Glynda: "This brings more matters up to the plate, on one hand you have to think multiple plans to work for random teammates; on the other hand you have to think what kind of fighting style suits best for this system if you have to work with strangers in order to win."

Port: "Ha HA! I'll say these Inklings might be equal or better than us Huntsman. They start learning how to cooperate with stranger this earlier in life." It was true, Huntsman teams in academy are always the same until graduate (That's if no accident happened, let's not talk about that.), only then will they start working with real stranger when they become real Huntsman.

The students were shocked to learn this, they still haven't considered what to do that far, fighting alongside with a stranger? Ruby sure as hacc hasn't crosses with that thought once. And it was scaring her so much right now.

Weiss 'They been trying to learn how to work with others, they are far more better than us.' (Yes Snow White, they didn't get into Super Smash Bros as a fighter for nothing. They are THAT good.)

Pyrrha 'They works with strangers for the same goal: to win. It didn't matter if they are enemies in the previous round. They throw away the position they are in, all working together…'

Blake was at a loss of words, these Inklings cooperate with others better than anyone on Remnant, this was a representative of cooperate.

Ozpin was really impressed; it seems EXRB didn't choosing these worlds randomly; there is always some message behind these viewing. Like… he was trying to educate the child… wait. Was this what he means when he says he is going to make sure the children's mind is ready when the truth is revealed?

Ozpin 'If only we had you as God, the world would be a better place, there's no doubt. Maybe there is hope this time, maybe I can finally hope again. And love…' His thoughts were cut off by a voice calling him.

"Headmaster?" It was Glynda's voice.

Ozpin: "Yes? Miss Goodwitch?" It seems he just spaced out.

Glynda: "You were smiling."

Ozpin blinked, he didn't even realize he was smiling.

Ozpin: "Am I?"

Ironwood: "You were."

Qrow: "Yea Ozzy, what is it on your mind?" It was not that Ozpin rarely smile, it was that it has been too long since the last time he smiles out of genuine happiness. The smile he always put is just a mask, and his colleagues can tell this one is different.

Ozpin let out a humming, take a sip at his fine brewed life liquid.

Ozpin: "I was just thinking, in the previous hours, we've learned so many things from just staying here, more than we could teach in a day. I feel like our jobs is being threatened." This was obviously a lie, but hey, what can he say? He did learn something here. And he would like to keep it a secret.

His friends could only look at each other; they still can't read a thing about this old man's mind, but it is better than his usual riddle-like wordplay.

Salem could only cast slightly glances at her enemy, there's NO WAY Ozma would be this relaxing, even if they can't hurt each other here, during all these years, there's one thing Salem did learn: Ozma live to this day by lying to anyone and himself. He knows the fact she can't die, and he simply dances around this matter, always avoids facing the truth. Like a coward he is.

But this God mentions they will return back to Remnant eventually. So there's no way Ozma should ever feel this relief.

Unless… there is some secret conversation between them, if this God can actually stop time, then that means the conservation already happened, they are planning something. She needs to form some plan and she must act quickly.

Sun: "Hey, Ruby, Jaune, you think we can try to do that once we return back to Beacon? Let's swap teammates and spare."

Weiss: "That's… not a bad idea." In Weiss' defense, hearing something like this from Sun kind catching her off guard. Because this is an actual GOOD idea compared to his usual scheme.

Sun: "I'll have you know I didn't get chosen as a leader for nothing."

Neptune: "Who knows, it might prepare us for the Vytal Tournament or the future jobs." He agrees with the proposal of his leader.

Jaune: "That… might be a good idea, sure. We can use it as a challenge." It does sound like a good idea, he finds no reason to not doing so. But… why does he get a feeling it's not going to be easy?

Nora: "Gasp! But I want to fight with fearless leader!" Oh right… Nora usually refuse to separate from her teammates. Once the bubbly girl takes a like at you, she will stick around like glue.

Ren: "Nora, he didn't say he was going to swap you."

Nora: "And I'm not fighting without you either." She is pouting, and makes the matter worse.

Jaune: "We'll… figure it out… eventually. I hope."

Pyrrha: "Ruby?" Someone has been awfully quiet.

Ruby: "…"

Yang: "Ruby?"

Ruby: "Can we… not swapping teammates please?" She is using puppet eyes, that mean she is trying to bargain.

Weiss: "Ruby."

Ruby: "Pleaaaaaaase?" (◕-◕)

Blake: "Ruby, you can't use social awkwardness as an excuse forever."

Ruby: "But I'm only 16. It's too early for me." (◕ʌ◕)

Yang: "Actually 17 after this year's birthday."

Ruby: "But I really don't want to separate from any of you.

Especially my BFF." (✪v✪)σ (ㅍʌ´ㅍ ) - Weiss.

Yang: "…"

Ruby: "Pretty Please?" (✪ʌ✪)

Yang: "It is decided, we will doing teammates swap sparring then."

"No objection." They all agree. 8 vs. 2 (The other one is Nora, but with the promise of pancakes, she will agree with this plan.)

Ruby: "Awwww…" ( ´•̥̥̥-•̥̥̥` )

It seems arguing with her friend is not gonna work, that means one last method.

Ruby: "Mom?" (✪ʌ✪)

Summer/Taiyang: "Nope." Despite being their priceless rose, they know Ruby needs to grow out of her shell.

Ruby: *Sound of puppy whining* ( ´•̥̥̥ʌ•̥̥̥` )

Coco: "Don't mind if my team joins in?"

Sun: "Sure, the more the merrier."

Narrator: "In this mode, Inklings can easily join friends who are already playing Turf War. As always, teams are chosen at random so they may end up as bitter rivals"

Neptune: "Like some online game."

Jaune: "It does feel like it."

Narrator: "In Turf War, wild squid will notice that certain weapons offer key advantages in certain stages. So weapon choice is an important strategic decision."

Stage Combination Swaps Every 4 Hours

Narrator: "To best apply these strategies to the battle at hand, Inklings always choose from two stages, these stages change out every 4 hours, giving eager Inklings a reason to fight throughout the day."

Port: "So it seems the Turf War is a 24/7 full time activate, people can join in anytime they want."

Sun: "Woah, talk about manic dedication."

Blake: "It's almost like Turf War was part of their lifestyle."

Narrator: "In fact, a newscast will announce which two stages are available for play when they change out, allowing clever squid to pick the right weapons set for their current situation."

Kali: "They even make a news channel for this?"

Oobleck: "So it is like what we do for the broadcast in Vytal Tournament, except they do it every day…"

Yang: "Dang, they surely are busy."

Narrator: "The other Turf War mode is called Ranked Battle. There's more than one way to play this mode.

Including Splat Zone: Where squid brothers and sisters fight over control over a specific portion of the stage. Whichever team holds on to this area the longest wins the match."

Jaune: "So in other words: King of the Hill."

Narrator: "Because both teams are drawn like magnets to this one area, these battles are incredibly fierce by nature." The screen showing a battle in Walleye Warehouse, both teams are clashing in the center area, trying to claim the 'Area'.

Pyrrha: "This does seem like an elite's battle mode."

Narrator: "In Ranked Battle players are rated based on skill and skill alone, ranks go up and down based on hands and losses, which Ranks ranging from C- to A+. Across nine levels, that way, players of similar ranks can face off against each other."

Velvet: "So the better you get, the skillful opponent you are going to meet."

Kali: "Hard to imagine a game can become something like this."

Glynda: "I think they treat this more like actual war."

Narrator: "All right, here is where we separate the Inklings from the squid babies, you see, to participate in Ranked Battle, one must reach level 10 or greater."

Taiyang: "To prevent people from just jump into elites battle like a headless chicken. Or arrogant meathead." He remembers some of Signal's case, some cocky up stars think they are all tough, and challenging year 4 student in sparring. It did not end well for them.

Narrator: "But that's not all. One other condition must be met to play Ranked Battle, a global condition: All across the world, the more players that reach level 10, the closer we'll get to reach an exciting new event. At that point, Ranked Battle will be unlocked for the world to enjoy."

Oobleck: "This is interesting, the more Inkling joins the Ranked Battle, the more new event will be held. Keep the game fresh."

Narrator: "The Squid Research Lab will provide status updates on this worldwide event on Nintendo's social media channels.

I'm sure that together we fellow squid fanatics will reach this goal in no time flat, and in the meantime, you can enjoy honing your skills, unlocking gear, ranking up and fending off the Octarians rat."

Ruby/Penny: "Nintendo?"

Yang: "What is that? A name?"

Sun: "Sounds like a game company name." (A BIG ONE.)

Jaune: "Or actually the creator's name of this universe? I mean… consider EXRB's name, and he said every single file we see is created by other Gods. And massive produce."

Ren: "Maybe cooperate founders? A few Gods work together to create this world?"

Coco: "Then the group surely chooses a weird name."

Narrator: "Now, for what is quite possibly the most startling revelation of all, soon peoples the universe over will have tons of exciting events to look forward to.

It all started after the launch of Splatoon, with various elements being powered up with free content, you won't know what to be expect, but you will know to stay tuned for what's happening and what's coming.

Sometimes new stages will be added to the mix, the initial selection has plenty to wrap your tentacles around. But soon after launch, some far more technical stages will be added."

Sun: "This really feels like some sort of games, later add content."

Winter: "Isn't this supposed to be a research publication?"

Summer: "Wish EXRB was here, this information does seem confused."

Narrator: "New weapons will be introduced as well, including this one: the Ink brush. This Roller type weapon looks like a paintbrush, but the only art its specializes in is Turf War."

Ruby: "Ohhhhhhh~"

Narrator: "Eventually new gears will be added as well, including clothes and shoes."

Coco: "Nice."

Narrator: "These events will also usher in new rule sets for Ranked Battle. The next to arrive is called: Tower control. And by science is it interesting." The Tower is an object built by a large blue cube with a stake on top.

Ruby: "Tower Control?"

Sun: "No idea what that is, but sounds fun."

Narrator: "Stand on the tower in the center of the stage, and it will start moving on a rail toward enemy territory. The team who pushes through the tower and to the goal first wins. Sadly the poor Inkling on the tower will be a constant target for the opposing team. Such is his fate; the split on the tower must be punished for his actions. And his allies must protect him. Natural selection at its finest."

Ironwood: "A stronghold advance." Altas military already has stronghold advance as training program, but it is still a new sight to see the training program getting used in different activities.

Narrator: "Ranked Battle will also receive a third rule set called Rainmaker. So far my research is inconclusive, but they must have called it that for some reason, Making it Rain~ baby! Making IT RAIN! Oh yea~" The Rainmaker is a weird object, it looks like a carp fish with a beast face, the object itself is color entirely golden, but we aren't sure if it was real gold or not.

Qrow: "Oh god, that attempt was so bad…"

Ruby: "That… looks like a mini cannon, but the barrel doesn't look like it was using bullet… an energy cannon perhaps?" Without detailed information, Ruby could only try to guess what this weapon looking thing can do.

Narrator: "Cough Cough, Moving along."

August 2015

HUGE POST-LAUNCH

UPDATE EVENT!

Narrator: "August is when the competition really heats up with a major event, this new event will add in two additional matchmaking options as more and more players master the strategies, weapons and stages of Turf War and Ranked Battle."

Glynda: "Post-launch?"

Sun: "Okey… this really sounds more like an actual video game the more information we get."

Weiss: "Don't be ridiculous, why would someone create a world as a game?"

Qrow: "To be fair, Ice princess, that sounds exactly like a thing our host would do."

Dual screen: Trivia: This is going to be very awkward… this world is created by the purpose as an entertainment videogame for individuals like master EXRB. And it was a successful franchise with huge fan base.

Raven: "You mean to tell me… this world is a game for that random god?"

Roman: "Well… the screen just tells us the fact."

Weiss: "I'm not going to think about it, and pretend this information never exists."

The more logical audiences all agree with Weiss, such an idea doesn't make any sense for them.

Narrator: "The first allows for friends to team up and search online for another team to battle against; and the second option will gather eight friends together to wage customer online battles, enabling players to choose any stage and any rule set they want, this will be perfect for settling old score or… starting up new rivalries with seasoned squid buddies… sounds tasty."

Nora: "4 vs. 4. Let's ask EXRB to let us try Turf War! We'll defeat you like the food fight!"

Yang: "Oh? It's on then! And we won the last time."

Nora: "But I knock you up in the ceiling!"

Yang: "That's because you got lucky."

Weiss: "Could you two not drag us into your silly game?"

Nora/Yang: "It's not a game, it's war!"

Both RWB & JPR could only sigh in defeat. And Prof. Goodwitch sigh in annoyance.

(Author note: And here is supposed to be the #8 category, about the Ambio system, which is way too weird for reacting, so I decide to straight-up cut it out.)

The screen change to Inkopolis, but it was at night time it seems. There are more Inklings gathering in the plaza, but one thing is different, this time, there are only two colors in their hairstyle: orange and green. And there are stages build up in the plaza, fireworks lit up in the night sky.

Narrator: "Well I almost forgot to divulge the most scientifically relevant portion of my reports: Splatfest!"

Jaune: "They look like they are celebrate something…"

Velvet: "Splat... fest? Is this a festival event?"

Neptune: "Could it be the event the narrator keeps mentioning?"

Despite not being part of their world, everyone can't help but being curious about what kind of cultural activity they have.

Narrator: "Remember the Squid Sister? It seems they are not just pop stars, they are also the host of a news program that announces events that ends in new maps and break battle-related news, including: Splatfest." The so-called news program is showing, with the Squid Sister being the broadcaster.

Callie: "Hold on to your tentacles…" This line gets a laugh from a certain father and daughter.

Marie: "It's Inkopolis News time!"

Narrator: "Splatfest are very special events that happen in Inkopolis, the players all across the world will be divided into two teams."

Callie: "Which do you like better-cats or dogs?"

Marie: "Head over the Pledge Box and pick a side!"

Behind the two pop stars, is a broadcast screen that's dividing into two sides, showing a picture of a cat, and a dog.

Glynda: "They are holding a world wild event… to determine which option is better…" She just simply facepalm, so is the other serious adults.

The sheer amount of weirdness is unimaginable in this one. A species that going as far as holding a world event to debate small option?!

As for the children… let's just say… EXRB opened Pandora's Box…

Because the option war just running loose. (Author note: Disclaimer, these RWBY cast options are NOT CANON, they are what I feel like the most possible option toward each characters.)

Ruby/Weiss/Yang: "Doggy for the win!" They lift Zwei up in the air. (The way Simba is being showing in Lion King.)

Blake: "Cats. And traitors…"

Jaune: "Unnn… puppies?"

Pyrrha: "Sorry… but I prefer cats."

Nora: "Doggies for the win!"

Ren: "Cats."

Coco: "I'll choose cats."

Velvet: "I like puppies."

Sun: "Cats are cool." He really tries to keep his cool, but the reason is so obvious.

Neptune: "Dogs, they are smart buddies."

Oscar: "I prefer dogs."

Penny: "I think both are adorable creatures, but if I must choose, I'll choose dogs."

Ilia: "Cats." The reason is obvious too.

Milita/Melanie: "Cats."

Neo: "Cats."

Mercury: "Meh… Dogs."

Emerald: "Cats."

Narrator: "Players allied themselves with one of these two teams and battle it out. When the ink settles, the winning side will be determined based on the results. Splatfest have their own ranking system separate from Ranked Battle based on the player's total points earned during Splatfest."

Ozpin: "It seems the result is determined by the outcome based on the performance of all the people in the team, rather than the number orientation in both option."

Narrator: "Your final ranking at the end of the Splatfest may earn you that special item we mentioned earlier. The Super Sea Snail. With this you can ask Spyke to enhance your gear."

Ilia: "So that's a way to getting those snails."

First Splatfest

From:

June 20th (Sat) 6:00am PT

Through:

June 21th (Sun) 6:00am PT

Narrator: "The first Splatfest will take place from Saturday June 20th at 6 a.m. through Sunday June 21th at 6 a.m. Pacific time."

Yang: "The event only lasts a day?"

Neptune: "Either they prefer to make it quick, or they have a lot of topics to debate. Which I think they probably are the latter."

Ironwood: "Pacific time, a time zone system I presume."

Narrator: "The theme is: Which do you like better? Cats or Dogs? Squid is not an acceptable response sadly."

Yang: "Hah! Nice one."

Weiss: "Urggg… just let it end…"

Narrator: "The real question is: are you team Cats? Or team Dogs? If you belong to the winning side, you'll be rewarded with a Super Sea Snail. Your number Splatfest happens on an irregular basis, so stay tuned."

Blake: "So it was a sudden event. Well, that's one way to make people being consist in."

Narrator: "Well, it seems we're reaching the point where the human mind simply cannot handle any more squid related info."

(Author note: And here is supposed to be the part where the test-demo is announced, but let's just skip it.)

Narrator: "It seems my research concludes here squid fans, it's my dearest wish you are as dedicated to squid education, appreciation and combat as I am, see you at the next time, good day to you all!"


-The screen ends. This video is over.

Penny: "Good day to you too, Mr. Narrator." This earns her few sweat drops and weird look by others.

Ironwood 'Perhaps I really should tell Dr. Polendina to let her do social interaction more often.'

Sun: "I guess the react is over?"

Coco: "Seems like it."

Adam 'Good, that means I can finally be free from this absurd nonsense, I'll kill this stupid human god for making a fool of me like this.' Ohhh~ Bullhead, you are way too naive; the problem between you and EXRB is way bigger than you thoughts.

Because the screen startup with another video, you thoughts so huh? boi!

Wait what?

Weiss: "There's more?"

Everyone can't help but react with the same thoughts: "WUT?"

But… It was then Adam realizes one thing.

He is going to being restrained like this for gods know how long. His body is feeling aching already.

Adam 'What the actual f**-'


The end, not really. moving on to the next part, shall we? (This is the first part of the Splatoon react.)

[1]: Just a character that's going to be introduced eventually, the only hint I am gonna give is that he has connection to a certain world that'll be react in the future.

[2]: Just a Badge from A Hat in Time. It turns all the things you see into red.

[3]: Consider that in Super Smash Bros Ultimate, Inklings can perform grab attack of throw attack to heavy characters like: Bowser, Dedede, Ridley, King K. Rool, Incineroar, or R.O.B. I would say they are strong creature by nature.

[4]: Yeah yeah yeah, consider it a teasing, Shovel Knight is going to be react eventually, I am still waiting King Knight's DLC chapter, I want to present the full story of Shovel Knight world.