Reaction Shorts 1.

Flex it On

I DO NOT own any of the characters in this story except my OC,

RWBY belongs to their rightful owner, Rooster Teeth,

all Flex Seal products and Commercials belongs to Swift Response and Flex Seal TM

"Talking." "Whispering." *Noise*

'Thinking.'

'Telepathy.'

(Author note.)

Bold text as screens.

{Talking through device.}

[Technology text.]

After the dual-screen system offer it's suggestion, the good people of Remnant decide that maybe it is for the best, perhaps what they need now is taking their mind off the heavy topic that kinda hunts the children.

The gray area people? Whatever.

The bad guy? Why would you even ask?

The dual-screen system boot up the videos it need.

Trivia: without further ado, let's start the video.

FLEX TAPE® Commercial

The first thing they see is a blackboard getting water poured on it, making the transparent liquid spreading everywhere, while the upper-right corner of the screen have a Logo that says: Flex Seal (And tiny words that says: Strong Rubberized Waterproof Tape. Not that they can see it, it was small.)

Then merging from the center of the screen, a logo gradually zoom in.

Flex Seal

Strong Rubberized

Waterproof Tape

Taiyang: "Wait… is this a product commercial?"

Summer: "Flex Seal?"

Glynda: "Strong Rubberized-"

Ozpin: "-Waterproof Tape?"

Trivia: This is, by far, one of the most well-known and popular products among Master's society. Coming from the universe known as Flex World.

Emerald: "Flex World?"

Roman: "A waterproof tape? You joking? We have that stuff on Remnant."

Trivia: Doubting? This is no ordinary waterproof tape. You'll change your mind once you saw what it can do and the rest of other products.

Mercury: "Yeah right, what can a tiny tape do?"

Trivia: Ohhh ho ho, you will be surprised. :)

Unknown to everyone, Neptune feels like he is seeing a new light of the world. Here is a hint: it has something to do with fear.

A spokesman was then shown on the screen, he was a slightly chubby middle-aged man, dressed in a black shirt, blue jeans with a black belt and brown sneaker. He looks like every other normal human on Remnant, if anything, his appearance tells them he is not a fighter like Huntsman, more of a normal citizen.

But overall, he gives off an energetic personality and a friendly feeling.

Trivia: That, my friend, is the legend known as Phil Swift, the god of Flex World, the man who created a powerful element that was known as 'The Flex'.

Ren: "He is a god too?"

Roman/Coco: "Doesn't look like one to me." Both flamboyantshare a quick glance at others, then decide to shrug it off.

Ilia: "He seems… like a normal human."

Coco: "And he dressed like a normal human citizen."

Trivia: Phil is the kind that was content with a normal look, nothing flashy, nothing showy, he's the kind that cares more about creating. A creator.

Oobleck: "Interesting."

Ozpin and Salem say nothing, but in their mind, they are thinking about how different their life would be if the Brothers is more of this kind of gods.

"Hi my name is Phil Swift here for Flex Tape. The super-strong waterproof tape!" As the man finishes his sentence, he slaps the black tape in his palm hard on the giant glass tube that is leaking water with a big hole beside him.

*SLAM* And just like that, completely emphasize by the slow-motion, the leak is stopped by the black tape that blocks-off the hole.

Somehow, maybe it's the way it was shown got some people intriguing with it. Now they want to find more about this Flex Tape.

As for the others? Maybe after they learn more.

All except one.

Emerald: "Super-strong, rights… come on, this is commercial, they likely are just exaggerating how powerful their product is so people buy it then get fraud."

Mercury: "Shush, I can't hear what he is saying with your blabbing."

Emerald gives him a look of: Are you for real?!

Phil: "That can instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair." He happily introduces the usage Flex Tape is for, and is having a hearty smile the whole time.

Ruby: "He seems like a really nice person." Many agree with her, Phil does seems like a nice guy.

The scene then changes to different examples as Phil continues on the explaining of Flex Tape.

Phil: "Flex Tape is no ordinary tape, it's triple-thick adhesive virtually welds itself to the surface, instantly stopping the toughest leak." An example of a water sink leaking being patched.

"Leaking pipes can cause major damage, but Flex Tape grips on tight and bonds instantly." Another example of leaking pipes being patched.

Taiyang: "You know… this tape might comes handy if we ever get leaks in the house."

Qrow: "You already buying it?"

Taiyang: "Hey, changing a pipe is not cheap you know. Plus, why call the plumber when you can do it yourself." After the earlier humiliation of his fixing skill, Tai comes into a new resolution: He will become good at fixing stuff, he refuses to admit this defeat.

"Plus, Flex Tape's powerful adhesive is so strong-" Phil speaks as he places the tape in his hand in the transparent glass tank, and the tape sticks on while it's underwater.

"-it even works underwater."

Neptune: "Cool." Ideas began forming in his brain. Maybe his longtime wish can finally become true. Become waterproof.

Ozpin: "So the adhesive works underwater? I don't think Remnant have a product like this." They do have waterproof tape, but those don't work underwater.

Coco: "Sure it is useful, but it just ruins the looks if you patch stuff with tapes." Like, come on, if you use tape to patch stuff, you can spot it from miles away.

Trivia: There is a transparent version Flex Tape, we'll get to that.

Coco: "Huh? Then ok I guess."

"Now you can repair leaks in pools and spas without draining them."

Some of the audiences is being convinced by the usefulness of Flex Tape already.

"Flex Tape is perfect for Marines, Campers, and RVs."

And now they are even more sold.

The screen change back to Phil.

"Flex tape is super strong, once it's on, it holds on tight." Phil speaks while casually lifting a 45 LB iron plate with only a Flex Tape bond on one side. With a tiny warning that says: May not bond to some surface.

Sun gives a whist upon seeing the tape was able to hold off without splitting in two.

Neptune: "Okey, that is like… very impressive."

Yang: "Woah, seriously? This is not fake?"

Trivia: Of course not, this is all real, that tape is that strong.

Tyrian: "Makes you wonder how painful it is when you removing it from the mouth, ha hahah! Probably rips the flesh off!"

Everyone (Includes Salem), give Tyrian a look of disgusting.

'What is his problem?' 'Why do I recruited him in the first place?'

"And for emergency auto repair, Flex Tape keeps its grip. Even in the toughest conditions." An example of car bumper being held in place by a single tape of Flex Tape while driving on rugged road while it's raining.

Taiyang is sold at this point.

*Thunderstrike noise* *Tree cruising noise*

"Big storm can cause big damage,-" The screen showed a broken ceiling caused by a fallen tree branch.

"-but Flex Tape comes super-wide, so you can easily patch large holes." And how easily the hole was patched with Flex Tape applying on top of the hole. (Noted: 12-inch wide tape shown.)

Raven: "Hmmm, this might actually be useful to the tribe, repairing ceiling would be so much easier with this."

Qrow takes a double check, was his stick up in the ass no-nonsense sister actually buying this product?

Emerald: "Are you guys actually buying what he said?"

Mercury: "Hey, if it works, it works."

Trivia: Then you are going to like what comes next, the real power Flex Tape has.

The screen once again change back to Phil, but this time he is wearing a goggle, and gloves, a power saw in his hand, and some metallic thing by his side.

Phil: "To show you the power of Flex Tape-"

*Sawing noise*

And the camera move it's angel, showing a boat fallen in clean half, following with Phil facing the screen with a big smile.

"-I saw this boat in half!"

All of them blink their eyes.

Oscar: "What… does a boat have to do with this?"

Yang: "Wait, is he going to..."

Trivia: Yes.

Phil: "And repair it with only Flex Tape." (Noted: 12-inch wide Flex Tape used on both inside and outside of boat.)

Qrow: "Hold it, he did not just tape that boat back."

Oobleck: "I believe he was not joking."

Weiss: "There is no way a tape can bond and hold a boat back!"

Mercury: "Wanna bet on it?"

Emerald: "5 lines they use a fake video."

Mercury: "Deal."

Then the scene changes to the ocean, where Phil is plotting a boat on full speed. "Not only does Flex Tape's powerful adhesive hold the boat together, but it creates a super-strong watertight seal, so the inside is completely dry!"

Mercury: "You were saying?" He smugly taking his lines.

Emerald: "Piss off."

"Yeee! Doggy!" Phil is having a lifetime it seems.

Nora: "I want one."

Ren: "And where would we put that?"

Nora: "Silly, we have a parking lot in the school ground."

Ren: "You parking a boat in the parking lot?"

Nora: "Hmmm… yeah."

The stoic green ninja looks at the Headmaster & Headmistress, the former one shrug, and the latter one facepalm.

Ren simply sighs in defeat.

Jaune: "Ummm, shouldn't we... have a saying in this?" In which he gesturing Pyrrha, who nervously waves.

"Just cut, peel, stick 'n' seal."

Phil: "Imagine everything you can do, with the power of Flex Tape." As he speaks, the screen shows a list of stuff Flex Tape can be used in.

Home repair

Boat ● Marine

Automotive

RV ● Camper

Outdoor Gear

Construction

DIY Project

So Much More!

The commercial ends.

Raven: "Hmmm, is there anything this tape can't fix?"

Trivia: Broken Marriage.

Qrow/Roman/Mercury "Pfffffffffff! *Snort*" They can't surpass their laugh, this is spot on for their humor, as they all laugh uncontrollably.

Qrow: "Oh s**t Tai, *Snort* I am sorry, I just can't! *Snort* It's too funny for me! *Snort* Sorry!"

Tia: "Uh hun." He is not mad, but he is definitely not amused. Marriage joke is still a sore spot for him.

Neo: "Seriously?" She gave her father figure? a look of deadpan.

Roman: "Ahhh ha. My humor is pretty dark, Neo, I won't even deny that."

Neo: "Whatever." She can only give an eye roll.

Raven: "You are saying that on purpose, didn't you?" Her eyes is twitching.

Trivia: Mayyyyyybe?

Unknown to all of them, the two cursed people is taking fully offensive from that comment.

Ozpin: "So… is that all?" Surpass his displeased, he asked.

Trivia: No, there is more products. We'll continue on with Flex Tape Clear.

FLEX TAPE® Clear and Gray Commercial

"Hi Phil Swift for Flex Tape Clear. The super-strong waterproof tape that's clearly the best way to patch, bond, seal & repair!" Our man Phil once again, demonstration the usage of our new product: Flex Tape Clear.

But this time he gently patches the leaks of a water tank unlike the last time, and thanks to the transparent tape, there is no trace of tape from afar.

Yang: "Get it, Clearly the best way?"

She and her father share a high five.

Many groan at the pun.

"Flex Tape's triple-thick adhesive instantly bond to the surface, stopping the toughest leak, while remaining virtually invisible."

"Plus, Flex Tape is so strong-" Phil again with another glass water tank, and a tape in hand.

Phil: "It even works underwater!"

Nora: "It even works underwater!"

Many give Nora a funny look.

Nora: "What? I can't help myself, it just sounds fun to say it together."

"Now you can repair pools and spas with a clear watertight seal,-" Another scene with Flex Tape Clear patch a crack of a pool.

"-and even make quick repairs without changing the looks of your beautiful surfaces." And a tape patch the shell of a wooden shelf.

More and more people is starting to like Phil's products, it sure is very handy.

"Now it's easy to fix rips and tears. Plus, Flex Tape Clear holds on tight, even when wet."

"Flex Tape Clear is perfect for emergency auto repair and lets light pass right through."

"Boats, Campers, Trailers & RVs, now everything in plain sight can be sealed watertight."

The scene changed back to Phil once again, and this time he is wearing a welding mask, gloves, a welding torch in his hand.

And right beside him, is another boat.

"To show you the power of Flex Tape Clear."

Yang is laughing. "Again?" What crazy attempt is he gonna do?

*Welding noise* *Metal clunk noise*

"I cut a giant hole in another boat!"

Sun: "Dude! No way!"

Trivia: Way.

"And repair it with only Flex Tape Clear." (Side note: ONLY Flex Tape Clear used to seal bottom of the boat!)

Neptune: "Only one side? Bruh, that's wild."

The scene changes to another ocean, with Phil driving the boat.

"Not only does Flex Tape Clear's powerful adhesive keep all the water out of the boat!"

"But even in shark-infested waters." (Side note: No sharks were harmed during the filming of this commercial)

Flex Tape Clear is holding it strong.

Jaune/Sun/Neptune: "Wow."

Nora: "Awesome!"

Penny: "Astonish!"

Weiss: "Shark-infested water..."

Emerald: "This… is… bulls**t."

Phil: "It creates a super-strong watertight barrier that seals out the elements, and you could see right through!"

The next scene is Phil driving the boat at full speed, the boat jumps up and down with the waves, and the tape is still holding it strong.

"And even in the most extreme conditions, Flex Tape Clear can take a pounding and holds on tight!"

Yang: "So… how much force is that tape taking?"

Penny: "If we taking accounts of the depths of the water, the wave cycle, the terrain currently under the water, and also the moving force and the reaction force, then-"

Yang: "Ummmm no offensive, Penny, but I think we would prefer a simpler answer."

Penny: "Oh, then probably somewhere between 180 - 250 kg." (AN: I know nothing about physical science, this is just all me bulls**ting, I might be horribly wrong on this. DO Call me out if I am wrong please.)

Sun: "K, that is impressive."

Phil: "I think I'm gonna need a bigger boat. Waa Hoooo! Guys? Hello? Where'd everybody go?" The screen zooms out to show he is passing through a beautiful coast.

Velvet: "That place is beautiful! The water is so clean!"

Coco: "Where is that place?"

Trivia: On a planet called Earth, and in a place called Bahamas, a country that consists of a chain of islands, it's a beautiful place.

Summer: "Must be a nice place."

And the commercial ends.

Trivia: Ok, loads the next commercial.

Flex Shot® Commercial

The screen starts with an old cannon fire it's shots.

Oobleck immediately focuses on the screen, that's a very ancient model of cannon!

Ruby focus on the screen too, outdated or not, a weapon is a weapon, and she never saw this kind of cannon. Ohhhh, so that's how old model cannon fire looks like?

The logo of the produce zooms out from the center of the screen.

Flex Shot

Thick Rubber

Adhesive Sealant

Phil: "Flex shot, from Flex Seal."

Ozpin nods his head in approval. "That certainly is a very unique way to catch the attention of the watcher."

Kali: "Although… why would they show a cannon firing?"

Junior: "Probably catching watcher's attention, or he has done something crazy this time too."

Phil: "Hi Phil Swift here, this is Flex Shot, the easy way to caulk, bond, and seal virtually everything." He immediately shows how to use Flex Shot to seal the gap between the wall and the kitchen table.

"And it's so easy to use, simply push the trigger to make quick repairs. with pinpoint accuracy.

Flex Shot's thick rubber formula fills huge cracks and holes, making everything completely waterproof.

And it's mildew-resistant, making it perfect for kitchens and baths." (Side note: white & almond mildew resistant when cured.)

"Water gushes out of this huge hole, but after it seals with Flex Shot, there is absolutely no leaks. Just a quick shot gives you a perfect bead that last up to 30 years."

Taiyang: "Damn."

Ghira: "So far, his product is very impressive I must say."

Trivia: Yeah, so is his method of showing the power.

Glynda: "Method?"

The scene changed to an open field, with Phil standing next to an old model cannon, the fuse in his hand.

Phil: "To show you the incredible strength of Flex Shot."

Mercury: "Bro. No way."

Oobleck: "By Monty!"

Trivia: Oh yes. :)

"I'm gonna blast huge holes through the bottom of that boat with this giant cannon! Ready?"

*Boom*

"DUDE!" "AWESOME!" "WHAT!"

The teenagers were clearly amazed by this turn of plot. They were not expecting a commercial to be like this.

The same could be said for the adults as well. Dr. Oobleck especially.

And just like that, the cannonball fly pass through the air, smash right through the bottom of the boat.

The screen showing the moment in slow motion, the iron ball tears through the bottom of the metal boat.

What? you were expecting it to be just one shot?

Wrong.

He is firing it multiple times!

*Boom*

*Boom*

*Boom*

*Boom*

Sun: "Dude, this is like the best commercial I ever watched."

Mercury: "Count me in, this s**t is awesome."

Phil: "Holy [Beep], Look at all this damage!" He wasn't exaggerating, there is like, 5 giant holes on the bottom of the boat.

Junior: "And he is going to repair with only Flex Shot?"

Trivia: Yep :p

"And we're gonna repair it only using Flex Shot!" (Noted: Multiple coats used over several days)

And the screen change to Phil sitting in the boat, on a lake, with swans swimming around. The boat is floating just fine.

Roman: "Man, this stuff is really holding it together."

"Flex Shot sealed every hole. Imagine what you could do with the power of Flex Shot."

And the commercial ends.

Cinder: "Is that all?" Not that she is against, but… this kind of stuff is not what she is used to, and the level of bizarre is kind of scaring her.

Trivia: Nope, we are not done, it gets better. :D

Nora: "Show us the next one, show us the next one!"

Trivia: Next commercial, coming right up.

Flex Seal® Liquid

Phil: "Hi Phil Swift here for Flex Seal, the easy way to coat, seal and stop leak fast." As Phil speaks, he shows us a colander that's been coat with Flex Seal, essentially making it a bowl.

Weiss: "That's a colander, it's supposed to leak."

Roman: "Yeah no s**t Ice princess, because he is showing us how that product makes things that are supposed to leaks stop leaking."

Ruby: "Hey! be nice."

Roman: "Not my problem your friend is a party pooper, Red."

Ruby: "You take that back meanie! Weiss is not a party pooper, right guys?" She looks at her friends.

No one dares to meet their eyes with Ruby.

Weiss can only shrink in her seats. Guess that's another point she needs to work with.

"And now there's Flex Seal Liquid, the super thick Rubber you could pour right into cracks, to stop water dead in its tracks." And he pours a can of Flex Seal Liquid into a rock with a big crack.

"You could brush or roll large areas for a watertight seal. Even dip all your tools for a tough no-slip grip."

Kali: "Sounds useful, but seems condition-based." When you think about it, there is not many tools you can dip into Flex Seal Liquid.

"Flex Seal starts out as a thick liquid, and turns into a super-strong flexible rubber. Dip PVC pipes or downspouts, to create a watertight seal that lasts for years.

This rubberized coating prevents rust and corrosion.

In extreme heat or cold, Flex Seal keeps its hold." It shows Flex Seal Liquid showing no affected under heating sun-ray or freezing blizzard.

"Unlike thin paints, Flex Seal Liquid is super thick." A comparison of normal paint and Flex Seal Liquid is shown, the paint immediately leaks through the strainer while Flex Seal Liquid stays on top.

"And creates a flexible barrier that's completely waterproof."

Phil: "It's like a handyman in a can!"

"Flex Seal Liquid is safe around plants and animals, so we use it to seal this fish pond. Now any project, big or small, with Flex Seal, you can do 'em all."

The screen change back to Phil again, with something beside him.

Qrow: "I am sensing some Deja' Vu."

Phil: "To show you the incredible sealing power of Flex Seal Liquid, We made this entire airboat out of screen." (Side note: Entire hull made with screen)

Qrow: "Yep, Deja' Vu."

Coco: "What is with him and boats?"

Trivia: I dunno, but it is funny.

"And covered it in Flex Seal Liquid."He grabs a paint roller and start applying Flex Seal Liquid on the strainer.

The screen changed, and Phil is on the boat, zooming around on a swamp.

"After a day on the water! Flying through Alligator infested swamps, Flex Seal's watertight barrier takes a beating, stay strong and flexible." (Side note: Multiple coats used.)

Phil: "And the inside is completely dry! Yahoo!"

Nora: "That one looks fun too!"

"Brush, roll, dip, or pour. Imagine everything you could do, with the power of Flex Seal Liquid."

Words quickly scroll through beside Phil.

Foundation Cracks

Basement Leaks

Shower & Baths

Pipes & Gutters

Cars & Trucks

Campers & RVs

Hobbies & Projects

And with that, the video ends.

Mercury: "Man, is there anything else that is awesome?" He asks the dual-screen system.

Trivia: Knowing you, there is one product you will like, it's is call Slick Fix. The commercial itself is pretty tame compare to the ones I show, so I'll just cut to the deal, it prevents metals joints from rusty and squeaking. While keeping anything from attaching dirt or sticky stuff.

Mercury: "I'll buy 6 cans!" He immediately digs out his wallet.

Trivia: That'll be 48 Lines.

Mercury: "Deal." His lines disappear in his hand.

And a few seconds later, a box of 6 Slick Fix was dropped in his lap.

Emerald: "You do realize your legs is not prosthetics anymore, right?"

Mercury: "But I can make myself metal boots for weapon still, genius."

Emerald: "I hate you."

Mercury: "Sure, keep telling yourself that."

Ruby herself is planning on buying a huge supply of Slick Fix, Crescent Rose would certainly need a nice coating of barrier that blocks off filthy stain for a long time.

Trivia: While we are on it, there is also products for clothes instead of tools, the Block Out, the spray that forming a waterproof barrier that blocks off elements that could cause stains. And the stuff Block Out is made of won't damage expensive materials, keeping fashions as clean, dry and new.

Coco: "I'll buy 40 boxes!" She digs out her wallet.

Roman: "I'll buy 10 crates!" He digs out several wallets of his, yes, his wallets.

Such action makes others back off a step or two.

Meanwhile Emerald is thinking how to pickpocket these two's wallets.

As for Glynda, she have one question. 'Why does Torchwick have his wallets on him?' Didn't they detain his belongings?

Trivia: With the amount, your order might take some time, yours especially, Mr. Torchwick.

Coco: "Worth it."

Velvet: "*Sigh*"

Neo: "Really now? Roman."

Roman: "Come on, you know it's a fine investment, you won't need to wash your outfit if you ever got dirty from the work."

Nero: "Hmmm, fair enough I guess."

Oobleck: "A simple spray that is effective enough to keep out wet elements?"

Trivia: Powerful enough to make tissue become anti-water.

Neptune: "Wow."

Trivia: Let's keep on with another commercial.

FLEX GLUE® Commercial

Starting off with a dark screen, dem light comes in with a Logo slowly merging.

*Dramatic music*

Flex Glue

Strong Rubberized

Waterproof Adhesive

The Legend, Phil Swift shows up once again.

Phil: "Hi Phil Swift here for Flex Glue, the super-strong rubberized glue." Again with his opening phrase, while adding the Flex Glue paste on a brick.

"Flex Glue's powerful adhesive, with an amazing instant grab, it locks into place, and it holds on tight." And bond that brick on another brick, and another.

Taiyang: "Man, usually repeating lines would get boring and overused, but he somehow making it work like a charm." Several people nod in agreement.

"Even this heavy brick, is gonna stick." Phil happily put another Flex Glued brick under a door frame, and the brick instantly sticks in place.

Ozpin: "Impressive as still."

"And out pro formula has even more instant grab.-" He moves on to a concrete block, which has been glued.

"-So you can tackle the biggest job." And bond the concrete block to another concrete block. "For everything you do." And lift the two-block in air.

Jaune: "Man, this really isn't no ordinary glue."

"With Flex Glue you don't need screws or nails, Making it perfect for all types of repair." (side notes: In some cases bracing may be needed.)

Junior 'Maybe I should buy some of this, could save me some lines for repairs.'

"Not only does Flex Glue have amazing instant grab. But it actually gets stronger over time,-" Phil bond a woodblock with another woodblock, and then the camera zooms out to show something incredible.

It was a pole with 11 dumbbells at each side, chained to the same woodblocks bond like the one he just demonstrates, and a weight calculator chained on the top.

And a controller lower down to Phil's hand.

Taiyang: "Hold on, is he seriously going to-"

"And once it reaches its maximum strength, Flex Glue can easily lift over 1000lbs." With a push of a button, the chain goes up, lifting the extremely heavy dumbbells up to the air, and the Flex Glue seal between the woodblocks holds on tight. (Side note: Reaches Maximum Strength After 7 Day Dry Time)

Almost all teenagers woah in amaze, and most of the adults.

Weiss: "Wha- but- how-" She is completely lost, such thing is not against science, but the way it was showed looks just impossible.

"Indoor and outdoor projects, virtually any materials in all conditions. Wood, glass, tile, and metal." The video quickly demonstrates a bricklaying, showing how effective this way it is compared to using cement, it instantly completely the job, and you don't have to worry about rain anymore.

"Flex Glue is so strong," Scene change to another water tank, with one brick in the tank, another one in Phil's hand, glued with Flex Glue. And Phil, as expected, bond the two bricks together, underwater.

Phil: "It even works underwater!"

Ruby/Nora/Penny: "It even works underwater!"

Ruby: "You are right, it was so much fun to say!"

Penny: "I agree!"

Glynda: "I must say, as insignificant as the appearance is, it is an incredible invention."

Ozpin/Oobleck/Port: "Agree."

"So you can apply Flex Glue underwater, and it even dries underwater. This rubberized adhesive is UV resistant and totally waterproof!"

Sienna blinks several times just like others. "Well, color me impressed, I didn't expect the glue to dry while making contact with water." To be fair, none of them were.

The scene change to Phil, this time, he was plotting a bulldozer, with the blade holding a pile of metals and pipes.

Roman: "There he is again, with his crazy attempts."

"To show you the power of Flex Glue!" He lift up the blade, and dump all the metal parts on the floor.

*Metal clank noise*

Phil: "We took all these metal parts, and Flex Glued them together," (Side note: Metal Sleeves, Tubing and Panels Bonded Using ONLY FLEX GLUE!)

"And build the Flex Glue Monster 4x4!" He changed to a racer outfit, sitting in the newly build monster car.

Ilia: "He build a car together with only glue."

Emerald: "This is bulls**t. There is no way-"

"Slamming into giant logs and rocks! Flex Glue's powerful bond withstands the shocks, and holds this beast together!"

Phil is driving the car around, having a lifetime. "YEEE~ HAAWWWW!"

*engine roaring noise*

"Hahahahaha!"

Emerald and Weiss had their eyes twitching. The former with the reason that Mercury is enjoying this, the latter with the absurdity.

Sun: "Dude, that truck is awesome!"

Mercury: "I want one!"

Nora: "I need one!"

Trivia: Master have one replica in the garage.

Nora: "Can I drive it?!"

Trivia: Sure, but we need to see your license card first.

Nora: "Ummm… you see… I never-"

Trivia: Then No.

Nora: "Oh come on!" She pout.

Mercury: "Well, time to start get that license then, does this place have Driver Training Institute."

Trivia: No, but I know where you can get one.

In Roman's mind, one hypothesis forming. 'If that Paladin was built with this glue, maybe blondie's punch really won't stand a chance.'

"Now any project, big or small, with Flex Glue, you can do 'em all!"

And the commercial ends.

Cinder: "Well, how many more commercial we still have?" She has no problem with these commercials, to be totally fair, she just can't find the use of it in her plan or nearby future.

Besides, using glue or tape to achieve world domination?

That sounds like a total joke.

Trivia: Three more, then we're done.

Taiyang: "They really make a lot of products didn't they?"

Trivia: Yeah, I take off a few commercials that is tame compare to the one you just saw, but Phil's first crazy attempt replaces the bottom of a boat with a plexiglass, drill 100 holes on it, then patched it with Flex Seal.

Yang: "What with him and boat? Seriously."

Trivia: Dunno, but it's fun, so who cares? Anyway, since I mention Flex Seal, load up the 'sub' commercial.

Flex Seal® Colors "Sub" Commercial

Phil can be seen stand beside a convert belt, with cans and cans of Flex Seal spray can, but each bunch have different color scheme. Blue, red, yellow, green, gray, orange, brown.

"Hi Phil Swift here for Flex Seal Colors, the colorful way to coat, seal and stop leaks fast."

Summer: "They make color version of the waterproof spray?"

Trivia: You know about those street art made with spray paint? Yeah, this product was made for this market, for it dries quicker, waterproof, and mold-proof.

Ruby: "So he is going to paint street art?"

Trivia: In a way, yes.

"Flex Seal Color have the same sealing power as the original, now in vibrant colors, that can transform and protect virtually anything" Examples of furniture being coating with Flex Seal Color was being shown.

"Unlike paints, Flex Seal Colors' thick liquid dries to a watertight, flexible, rubberized coating. Just a quick shot fills cracks and holes, stopping the toughest leaks while remaining completely flexible."

"It's actually liquid rubber, in bold, beautiful colors. Ideal for arts and crafts, sealing outdoor decorative items, even projects and hobbies."

"Forget thin, runny spray paints, Flex Seal's thick rubberized formula covers fast, in just one pass." A comparison video of normal spray paint and Flex Seal Color was showing, and Flex Seal Color come superior.

Once again, time for Phil's crazy attempts, it was showing him standing next to an old rusty truck.

"To show you the incredible strength of Flex Seal, we took this old pick up truck,-"

Neptune: "Wait what?"

"-coated in Flex Seal colors, and turned it into the Flex Seal Submarine." (Side note: Flex Seal. Flex Shot & other materials used to create submarine. Do Not Attempt.) Yep, the truck is painted with a new coat of waterproof bright colors.

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Hazel: "Did he seriously just turn a car into a submarine... "

Ruby/Jaune/Oscar: "Wow."

Qrow: "Are you certain he didn't have some loosen screw around his… you know, brain?"

Trivia: In all honesty, you tell me you never done something crazy.

Qrow: "Fair points." Yeah… one word: skirt. Although he was being set up.

At least he got the last laugh in that.

"Red, blue and green, it's the coolest sub you'll ever seen! And the inside is completely dry!" Yep, there is no leak.

"Full speed ahead! Hey! What are you looking at?" A turtle casually swim pass by.

Scene change back to the production line.

"We seal everything you see here, imagine what you could do with Flex Seal Colors!"

Commercial ends.

Trivia: moving on

Flex Glue® Clear Commercial

Phil: "Hi Phil Swift here for Flex Glue Clear, the crystal clear rubberized glue with amazing instant grab, it locks into place, and it holds on tight." Phil apply Flex Glue Clear on a plastic board, and then bond it on the glass table, and lift it up.

Sienna: "Instantly bond as the other."

"Ordinary glue are thin and runny, but Flex Glue Clear is super thick, it clings to the surface, and, it virtually disappeared." And the next scene showing a perspective angle, the transparent glue allows anyone to see through the glass it was bond on. Showing the Flex Glue Clear logo that was underneath it.

"So now, no matter what you glue. you can see right through." Another piece of glass bond with glue being applied on the glass in front of Phil, and the camera can see right through.

Glynda: "Impressive as ever."

"The incredible power of Flex Glue Clear is perfect for places that are always on display."

Junior 'Maybe I should made a few purchases for this.' He thinks.

"This clear adhesive is mildew resistant and never shrink, won't run or drip and virtually disappeared."

"Now you can make all types of repairs that are in plain sight without changing the look of your beautiful surfaces."

Scene change to Phil again, and he dips the Flex Glue Clear underwater.

"Flex Glue Clear's Hi-tech formula won't wash away, and it even works underwater."

"So you can apply Flex Glue Clear underwater and it even dries underwater!" An example of gluing tile underwater was shown.

The scene change back to Phil, wearing helmet, goggles, thick gloves, and a mallet in his hand.

Qrow: "Oh joy, what crazy attempt is he going to do this time?"

Phil: "Nobody would be crazy enough to build a boat out of glass!" (Side note: Dangerous Demonstration DO NOT ATTEMPT)

And he smash the glass with a swing, the glass shattered in a beautiful web shape in slow motion.

*Glass brake noise*

"But I would!"

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Summer: "Excuse me, Trivia, but..."

Trivia: Yes?

Summer: "Are all gods like EXRB or Mr. Swift? You know… these… ummm..."

Trivia: If by what you mean: crazy attempts and achievement, then yes, but actually no. You see, when you & all the others have all the power in your hands, you would try to be different, so you would do things that nobody ever done before.

Roman: "Building a boat out of glass, not in a million years have I ever thought of that."

Ozpin/Salem 'So am I.'

"Using these heavy glass panels, and only the incredible strength of Flex Glue Clear." (Bracing was used during construction of glass boat.)

"Not only does Flex Glue's powerful adhesive hold the entire glass boat together. but it's incredible formula is virtually invisible so you could see right through!" (Side note: Glass boat made with ONLY tempered glass panels and Flex Glue Clear, DO NOT ATTEMPT) This time Phil with his new boat is on another beautiful ocean, coral reef can be seen underneath him.

"Wow." Many were touched by the beautiful scenery that was shown to them.

Summer: "Where is that place this time?"

Trivia: Looe Key, a coral reef located within Florida Keys National Marine Sanctuary. While this may not be much, but Master does have a section of beautiful scenery build for watch. I can show you guys later.

Kali: "Then we might take your offer. Thank you."

Trivia: Not a problem.

"Wow! Look at all these beautiful colors! Now that's Flex-tastic! Woo Hoo!" Phil stands up on the boat, proudly declare this new success.

"Get Flex Glue Clear, or any of the Flex Family products at Flex Seal Product. com." Scene change back to the studio, a series of Flex products being shown on the screen. Flex Glue Clear, Flex Seal liquid, Flex Seal, Flex Shot, Flex Glue white, and Flex Tape.

The commercial ends.

Oobleck: "So the next one is the last commercial?"

Trivia: And also the latest new commercial. Loading right up.

Flex Paste™ Commercial

"Hi Phil Swift here for Flex Paste, the incredible rubberized paste." Our Lord, our Prometheus, Phil shows up, with a bucket of Flex Paste white and a trowel in hands.

Neptune: "Paste? alright, show me what you got."

"Right out of the tub, Flex Paste is super-thick." *Clang noise* Phil sticks the trowel to a wood panel. "It clings to the surface! And-" Phil grab a single hand axe, chopping a hole on the wood panel, and seal it with the Flex Paste on the trowel. "It instantly fills gaps and holes."

Phil then moves on to another table, with another bucket of Flex Paste black. Grabbing the trowel, Phil applies the Flex Paste to a wood block with a groove carved on it, with glass panel making it an Anatomy look. "Flex Paste penetrates deep into hard-to-reach areas."

Ghira: "So this one is straight up used for fill gaps and hole."

Moving on to a box filled with FLex Paste, Phil uses a trowel to wipe it. "You can spread it, shape it to take on just about any form." Showing that Flex Paste is shapeable.

Use the paste he scrapes up, Phil applies the Flex Paste on a surface of different materials: Brick, Metal, Wood, Glass, and Rock. "Use Flex Paste on wood, metal, all types of surfaces."

"Once it dry, it turns into this.-" Phil grab a dried Flex Paste film, pull it to showing the flexible of it. "-a strong flexible rubber, it expands and contracts"

Jaune: "So it's basically a protecting barrier."

Scene change again, Phil is wearing goggles again, and a chainsaw is beside him. A set of barrels and one that is cut half to serve as a tub set nearby.

Roman: "There he goes again with crazy attempt."

Trivia: Actually, this one is a normal showcase.

Roman: "Wait what?"

Phil: "Flex Paste is top stuff." He grabs the chainsaw. *Chainsaw noise* He looked at the camera with a nod.

And stab the chainsaw into the barrel with waters, create a leak hole. "Ha ha ha ha!"

Put down the chainsaw, Phil speaks. "Now that's a lot of damage!"

"But with Flex Paste.-" Grab a trowel, Phil applies Flex Paste on the hole he sawed, stop the leak. "-you can create a watertight seal."

Ghira: "That's very overkilling to making a point." Many nods with him.

"Flex Paste rubberized coating is UV, chemical and mildew resistant, in extreme heat, driving rain, or freezing cold, FLex Paste keeps it's hold."

Sun: "Hmmm… I wonder, can these be used as a protection coat on Bullheads?"

Many thought about it, and surprisingly, they decided: sure, why not?

"Flex Paste is perfect for projects." An example of making a landscape model for toy train was showed.

This immediately gave Oobleck idea, maybe he could use this to create a tiny version of the kingdom's landscape! This surely could help the students have better understanding about some event's play out.

And also, it would be nice if it makes them pay more attention.

"Craft and hobbies, shape it, mold it, or paint it with any color. With Flex Paste, you can create about just anything you can imagine."

Yep, the Doctor needs to try this method, if it can inspire the new generation to be interesting about history.

"And when insects and rodents are getting into your home, use Flex Paste to seal up large hole to keep those unwanted pest out."

Port: "THAT'S IT, I'LL BUY YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!" He jumps up from his seat and Lines, credits cards in hand already.

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As I don't need to explain, you can guess what most people is reacting to his sudden behave.

Glynda simply being the only one who facepalming, and muttering a very faint: "Not this again.".

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Oobleck: "Peter, don't you think you're over-reacting?"

Port: "Nonsense! with this paste, we can make sure Beacon is a completely rodent-free environment for our students!"

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Yang: "Does Professor Port afraid of mouse?" She whispers to her friends. Which, none of them had any idea about.

Summer: "Oh yeah! Peter is afraid of a small cute mouse." She giggles, remembering the times in class where Port jump high up in the air upon seeing a mouse in front of him, while screaming like a girl, completely unfitting for his character.

And the following next 2 weeks, Port's classroom and outside hallway is filled with mouse traps, and himself is having a can of Rodent repellent at his side. Which also, following with Glynda constantly trying to tell the man to chill down.

Port: "*Ahem* Miss. Rose, I'll have you know those evil creatures not only eating our food supply, invade our personal area, biting on our personal stuff, leaving their stinky marks everywhere, while spreading deadly disease around!"

Qrow: "Yeah, almost forgot Pete is afraid of anything rodent related."

Port: "JUST LOOK AT THOSE MUTATIONS, COMPLETELY UNNATURAL WITH THOSE HAIRLESS TAIL! UNNATURAL HAIRLESS TAIL!"

Sun: "If this is how he reacts, then I'll hate to know what he might do if there is mouse-based Grimm."

"Un-huh" His friends agree with him.

"Flex Paste's advanced formula won't dissolve or wash away, and it even works underwater!" Yep, you know the drill.

Pyrrha: "Are all products they made waterproof?"

Trivia: It's a running theme.

"So you can apply Flex Paste underwater, and it even dries underwater!"

"And once Flex Paste dries, it turns into a strong flexible rubber."

Trivia: And most products is rubber too.

"Strom can flood and destroy your home." An example of stormy day, where water flooding up, leaking into basement.

"But you can push Flex Paste deep into wet surfaces, and hard-to-reach area, now it's easy to seal up windows and doors to help prevent flood damage."

The scene change, coming up with a close shot of chicken.

Most of them tilted their head.

"What?"

A chicken nest is set up in front of the screen, and Phil walking into the scene.

"To show you the power of Flex Paste." He grab the edge of the net, and tear it down.

"I took this chicken wire! Woow!" (Side note: No chickens were harmed during the making of this commercial.)

*Chicken noise*

Weiss: "I… have several question."

Trivia: Don't worry, it'll be answered right now.

"Bent, shaped, and molded it, then cover it with only Flex Paste."

Sun: "Wait, is he going to..."

Neptune: "Bro..."

Scene change, we now back on the water bois, and Phil has something to say.

"And created, the world's first Flex Paste rubber boat!"

Roman: "And now he made an entire boat out of his product. What's next? Creating a life form using this element?"

Trivia: Actually, one particular fellow godman tried that before… it didn't ends well for him.

Sienna: "Do we want to know what happens?"

Trivia: He fused himself with Flex, and achieve a new level of perfect waterproof. And dare I quote: "Just let me die, just let me die! Let me die in peace! I am PERFECT! I am TOO PERFECT! This is what you get when you trying to play god! Ahhhhhhhhhh!" [1]

Ilia: "That sounds… horrible?"

Neo: "Should we be glad you only use described not showing visual image of what actually happened?"

Trivia: Probably. And the reason of horrible is because he has become perfect; His Blood is Flex Liquid; His skin is Flex Spray & Flex Tape; His muscles are Flex Shot & Flex Paste; and the rest is Flex Seal. He has ascended Mortality. Finally realized the Hell he willingly committed himself to, all the wishes is to go back...

Qrow: "Poor guy?" Your entire body turning into flexible rubber?

…

Yeah, that's pretty horrible.

Trivia: Don't worry, Phil change him back. Can't have his customer unsatisfied with his product.

Jaune: "That's… good?"

Neptune was kinda glad he didn't act recklessly back there, that was exactly what he was planning to do. Fuse with this Flex element.

Now that he thinks about it, waterproof clothes were enough for his need.

Still, doesn't change the fact that his fear of water sucks.

"Not only does Flex Paste seal up every hole in chicken wire, but it creates a strong watertight barrier that bents and stay flexible, and the inside is completely dry! Cocko du-lu-do!"

"You can get Flex Paste, and the entire Flex Seal family products at Flex Seal. com." And a new member joins the Flex Seal.

The commercial ends.

Trivia: So… what d' ya think?

Ozpin: "Certainly interesting. As odd as it is." His friends, students nod with him.

Ruby: "Sooooooooo, what now?"

Surprisingly, everyone all come to the same conclusion for her question: shrug.

"Did I miss something?" They turn their to the source of the voice, and find Ironwood enter the room.

Qrow: "Where did you go?"

Ironwood: "The library, find some good books to read." It was a lie, but then again, it was a promise he made with the god, for now he'll just have to wait and see how this play out.

looking left and right, Ironwood notice something isn't right.

"Where is specialist Schnee?"

Qrow: "Welp, about that Jimmy..."

And suddenly Winter was dumped back in her seat. With some crystal still attached to her.

Qrow: "Well, there she is."

- Somewhere in EXRB's dimension.

*Thud* the sound of people being drop-in.

"Oof!"

"Ow!"

"Hmmm?"

"Hmmm? Oh my, where am I?"

"Wellcome! newcomers, allow me to introduce myself."

I'll be honest, I had a blast writing this chapter, cause I get to MEMEing. And also, who doesn't love some good 'o' Jontron MEMEs?

As for the next meme material, all I can think currently is Old Spice body wash commercial by Terry Crews. Those are certainly some next level wild shit.

Starting from now on, if some chapter gets too heavy topic and depress, I'll put these react shorts in between.

And these reaction short is mostly lighthearted or comedy, or just purely MEME.

If you got MEME idea, leave a review, make your suggestion. Might give me ideas.

But then again, I make no promise to do your idea or request, I only listen to your idea.

And also, the world is still in a crazy time, wherever you are, stay safe.

[1] If you don't know what this is about, go watch Jontron's video: Waterproofing my life with Flex Tape. Most MEME reference I put in this chapter is coming from this video.

And also, subscribe Jontron that dude is awesome.