A/N: I would like to reiterate.,.. this chapter is canon optional. If you want to think like it didn't happen. Then it didn't happen. IF you love the chapter a wants to have happened then it did. It will be up to everyone if it happened or not. Either way I hope you enjoy the story.
Also side note: If you've been reading Watching My Heroes Reborn the latest chapter finally got back to reacting to the actual story and not the canons of the various series... though the first part of the chapter is reacting to part of the Wano arc... Either way please check it out.
Chapter 71: Let Us Never Speak of This Again
It was a normal afternoon after training… which should have been a huge red flag to be honest.
However on the way to the therapy room Toru decided to reveal something.
"I got a note from Discord telling me that's he's bringing a friend of mine from my past life for a visit." Said Toru.
"What?" asked Katsuki.
"Did he say who?" asked Ochaco who was on edge.
Considering they were dealing with the spirit of chaos yeah… it was not going to be a good friend.
"I don't know…" said Toru, "He said it would be a surprise."
The others were now dreading who it was.
That was when they got to the they room.
As it turned out the door was stuck and Hibiki was trying to open the door.
"The door is stuck for some reason." Said Hibiki, "It's not locked and…"
"It's Discord…" sighed Momo.
"Wait… seriously." Muttered Hibiki.
"He decided to bring in an old friend of mine… but I don't know who." Said Toru.
That was when the door opened up, all of them were on edge as they entered the therpy room.
That was when the there was a bright flash of light and all of the windows and doors disappeared.
"Aiko… no… now's not the time to reference the Haunted Mansion." Said Hibiki.
That was when suddenly a man in a red and black suit showed up, placed a chair backwards and sat down.
"So… you remembered your past lives. You got screwed up in your mind… but the real question how are you going to make things right. Maybe you were cool! Take it from a guy who can see past the fourth wall, maybe the real way to be cool is the mess with any people are you can… we all knows what's right and wrong… something about trying to convince turkeys…" said the man.
"Deadpool!" cheered Toru recognizing the man.
She hugged the man in the suit who hugged her back.
"It's weird to hug you as an invisible human." Said the man named Deadpool.
"What the!" yelled Hibiki.
"Hey Tony! Digging the new look!" said the man known as Deadpool, "That's right! I'm here guest starring for chapter 71! Too bad it wasn't two chapters ago, 'cause that would have been awesome."
"HOW DO YOU KNOW EACH OTHER!" yelled Hibiki horribly confused.
"Oh we met during Death Battle…" said Deadpool.
"We ended up hitting it off rather than killing each other." Said Pinkie.
"Best birthday party ever!" cheered Deadpool.
"Death Battle?" asked Momo.
"Oh yeah! I'm guessing you two don't remember yours! Which was such a cheat by the way! I mean they forgot that Flight Armor! I know you had a lot in your past life! But they should have made sure they had every single one…" said Deadpool pointing at Momo and Katsuki.
They looked at him.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT!" yelled Katsuki.
"Don't listen to the guy... he's insane." Muttered Hibiki.
"Hey! I have you know I'm perfectly sane!" said Deadpool, "By way has it been confirmed with Todoroki is Zuko's reincarnation, because that would make that episode really awkward."
I haven't decided his hypotheical reincarnation… but Zuko's still in the running…
"Ah… makes sense… they are way too much alike… I mean there's the scar, the fire, the horrible fathers, the fact that their mothers were taken away from them… not to mention the crazy evil sibling with blue fire." Said Deadpool, "Spoilers… or maybe not… I mean everyone saw it coming."
"Who is he talking to?" asked Ochaco.
"It's better you don't know." Said Toru.
"HOW ARE YOU ALIVE!" yelled Hibiki realizing something.
"Well you know… reasons…" said Deadpool with a shrug.
"I'm well over 20 years old…" muttered Hibiki.
"Well Timey Wibbly Wobbly Stuff… I'm sure you know involving other universes, dimensions or whatever..." Said Deadpool with a shrug.
Hibiki looked at Izuku and Katsuki getting a hint.
This was something they needed to talk about another time.
"And yes… the weird timeline thing is canon and will be addressed in a later chapter." Said Deadpool, "Probably the only 100 percent canon thing from the chapter…"
Yeah…
Anyway…
"So he's from your old world?" asked Izuku.
"Yeah…" muttered Hibiki.
"How do you know each other?" asked Ochaco.
"One time I stole his armor…" said Deadpool.
Everyone stared at the man.
"Don't worry it was a good reason… I needed it in my search for Francis." Said Deadpool, "And I kept it good shape."
"You crashed into five buildings, 4 parked cars, a truck and compete wrecked the armor." Muttered Hibiki.
"Okay… that sounds bad." Said Deadpool.
"Steve told me that you also somehow managed to steal his shield." Muttered Hibiki.
"It would have helped in my search for Francis…" said Deadpool, "Didn't work… but on the bright side I got punched by Captain America!"
It should be pointed out that he was giving the thumbs up at this point.
"Also you stole Peter's web shooters." Muttered Tony.
"Okay! I'm going to be completely honest on that one… already killed Francis by that point… I just wanted them for funsies." Said Deadpool, "Also serouslly did you have to describe the fact I was giving the thumbs up like that? You know there's a reason why people complain about the lack of descriptions in your writing… I mean come on…"
And that was when Katsuki blew him up!
"Kacchan!" yelled Izuku.
"He's fine…" muttered Hibiki.
"How can he be fine." Said Izuku.
"Super healing!" said Deadpool, "I can heal from anything…"
"That's why he's fine after that incident I mentioned." Said Hibiki.
"Wait! How does it work?" asked Izuku.
"I'm glad you asked." said Deadpool, "I can heal from anything and parts of my body are cut off then it will regrow. But it takes time and it has to age."
"What do you mean age?" asked Izuku.
"Well you see when I cut off a limb it will first appear as a baby limb and…" said Deadpool.
"Izuku! Stop talking to him!" yelled Hibiki, "If you try to ask him another question I will make you sit in the corner!"
"But… what about…" said Izuku.
And so Izuku was forced to sit in a corner.
Izuku tried not to cry as he put in time out.
"So we're stuck in a room with a crazy man until Discord lets us out?" asked Ochaco.
"Unfortunately…" said Hibiki.
"Fuck this shit!" yelled Katsuki.
He went to the wall where the door was supposed to be and tried to blow it up.
But there was no damage.
This only infuriated him more and he tried to blow it up again.
"Katsuki…" sighed Hibiki, "If you damage the school then I will gladly pay for any damage."
Katsuki grinned at this.
"Are you serious?" asked Momo.
"I have the money!" yelled Hibiki.
"He's not as rich as he used to be in his past life… but he's still rich in this life." Said Deadpool.
"Anyways! I have some stuff I need to do… I'll see you later!" said Aiko.
And with that the Aiko device that Hibiki wore turned off.
"Did Aiko just ditch us?" asked Ochaco with a sweat drop.
"Not for long." Said Hibiki, "Can I borrow one of your transceiver?"
Momo knew what he was doing and gave him the transceiver.
He hit the Aiko button.
"Oh come on!" yelled Aiko.
"Return to the personal device and you're not allowed to leave while we're trapped here with that walking tumor!" yelled Hibiki.
"Yes sir!" said Aiko .
She returned the device grumbling.
"Wow! How did you make your AIs more snarky than before?" asked Deadpool.
Hibiki decided to just ignore the guy and message the headache he was developing.
"Are you okay?" asked Toru.
"I just have a headache…" muttered Hibiki.
"Maybe it's because your mind is dealing with the retcon." Said Deadpool.
"What?" asked Hibiki.
"Oh I was retconned into the MCU… my movies were added into it after Disney bought Fox." Said Deadpool, "After all we've always been at war with East Asia… or was it Eurasia? Shit if I know, I haven't read that book since high school."
"What are you talking about?" asked Hibiki.
"Then again Emma could be wrong… I mean it's just her theory that's how I'm going to be added." Said Deadpool, "It could also be that I'm added thanks to the second movie's ending where I mess with time… because of my time traveling shenanigans I'm part of the MCU."
Yeah… but I really hope it's the retcon.
"Hey! They better retcon me into the Thanos battle!" said Deadpool, "I mean if Howard the Duck was there! I should be there too!"
True that…
"Just ignore him he's a living mass of cancer…" sighed Hibiki.
"Hibiki!" scolded Ochaco.
"Look he's right." Said Deadpool .
He took off his mask relabeling his skin was actually quite horrifying, it was scarred in all sorts of ways and he was bald.
"Another reason why you're descriptions are terrible." Said Deadpool putting his mask back on.
Hmmm…
"You know if you continue to antagonize her, I won't give you any cherry changa." Said Toru acting as my saving grace.
"Oh come on!" yelled Deadpool.
"How…" said Momo.
"Well when I got my healing factor, it basically made me a giant wad of cancer…" said Deadpool, "and I…"
"Izuku… put the notebook down… and face the corner.," interrupted Hibiki.
"Oh come on!" yelled Izuku in Sanji mode.
"Hey… that's not very nice…" said Deadpool.
Hibiki just sighed…
"So you're an insane mass of living cancer…" said Mashirao.
"That's right…" said Deadpool.
Mashirao sighed and then walked away…
As it turned out he decided to join Katsuki in trying to destroy the wall.
"What fuck can you do!" yelled Katsuki.
"Bakusai Tenketsu was originally made for construction…" said Mashirao.
"What?" asked Katsuki.
"Don't ask…" said Mashirao.
"I didn't know Mashirao had limit…" said Ochaco .
"Everyone was their limits… and he's one of them." Muttered Hibiki.
"Oh come on Tony don't be that way." Said Deadpool.
Hibiki just glared at him.
IT became awkwardly quiet…
"Great… you hit the wall didn't you?" asked Deadpool .
Well excuse me, dealing with depression during the pandemic isn't fun! Being stuck inside almost all isn't fun!
"You know you're usually not very talkative." Pointed out Deadpool.
Pinkie or in this case Toru doesn't really interreact with me that much… so it makes sense .
"She's right you know." Said Toru.
Deadpool sighed.
He had to figure out what do to…
"Oh I know… how do you want to learn how to kill people in unexpected ways." Said Deadpool.
Really?
"Yeah… this one feels kind of forced." Said Toru.
"Fine…" said Deadpool, then he thought of something else, "Oh yeah this is supposed to be a therapy group right…"
"I am not giving you therapy…" muttered Hibiki, "I'm not even a licensed therapist…"
"Oh yeah…" said Deadpool, "Wait… isn't your school's therapist or whatever an actual dog man who forgets to speak when he's angry? What is that like when trying to talk about things…"
Ochaco and Momo both stared at him.
"Oh do you want to know what happened to Vision's body… it's a wild story." Said Deadpool.
"No." said Hibiki harshly getting the feeling that he didn't want to know what happened.
That and who he was talking to he really didn't want to know coming from this nutjob.
"Are you sure… it involves sitcoms…" said Deadpool.
Hibiki eye's twitched as he realized something.
"I can't belie I forgot." Said Hibiki.
He put his headphones on and he breathed a sigh of relief.
"I'm just going to sit in the corner and pretend I'm somewhere else!" said Hibiki, "Sorry… but you're on your own."
"Why that sly dog…" said Deadpool.
Eh… he forgot something…
"You know two can play this game…" said Aiko.
"What…" said Hibiki as Aiko also said it through his headphone.
"Oh I get it!" said Deadpool, "She's going to broadcast my voice."
"Yep!" said Aiko.
"If I'm forced to listen to nutjob… so will you." Said Aiko.
"You should know she'd do something like that after your forced her to still be here." Pointed out Izuku.
"No talking in the timeout corner." Said Hibiki.
"You know it's better I don't tell you what happened… since Emma still hasn't seen the show." Said Deadpool, "She has access to Disney+ too…"
Yeah, yeah… I need to get off my ass and check it out…
Anyways there was an another awkward silence.
That was when Momo sighed.
"We're trapped in a room with a rambling crazy person…" she sighed as it was really starting to hit her.
"Just join them… I know you want to." Sighed Hibiki.
Momo walked over to the wall which was destroyed yet.
"What… you think you have something that will open the wall?" asked Katsuki.
She created a large buzzsaw.
"Diamond tipped blades." She added.
"And another one bites the dust." Said Deadpool.
"How long have we been in here?" asked Ochaco.
"Time has no meaning…" said Hibiki.
"I'm pretty sure Discord is warping the room in some way." Said Toru.
"I kind of figured that out a while ago… it's why they haven't been able to break through the wall." Said Izuku.
The three at the wall stopped as they didn't even think about that.
"Why didn't you say that sooner!" yelled Hibiki.
"I wasn't supposed to say anything in the time out corner." Said Izuku slightly slipping into Sanji mode
"He's got you there." Said Aiko.
That was when Discord appeared.
"All right I think that's enough." Said Discord, "Time to say goodbye to your friend!"
"Sorry!" said Deadpool.
"It's fine." Said Toru, "I didn't think I would actually get to see you again!"
That was when a plate of cherry changas appeared in his hands.
"Yay! I get to eat these again" said Deadpool, "Oh and Joanne! Have fun figuring how to do this chapter… I know it will be a while but still!"
Discord snapped his claw and Deadpool disappeared.
And everything else reappeared (IE: The doors and windows).
He saw that with the exception of Toru, Izuku and Ochaco they were all glaring at him. With tiny explosions coming out of Katsuki's hands.
"Well I better leave before Captain Boom Boom tries to kill me." Said Discord.
"DIE!" yelled Katsuki launching himself at Discord.
But Discord teleported away before the attack could hit.
He landed with a thud.
"I really don't know anything about your friendship with him Toru… nor do I want to… but please understand what I'm going to say." Said Hibiki.
"It's okay… I get he's an acquired taste." Said Toru.
"Good… because I think I speak for everyone here when I say this… Let us never speak of this again…" said Hibiki.
And everyone agreed never to speak of it again… and it was better that way…
Next Time: It's finally time for License Exam. Will the class be able to pass the first part. Scratch that... will most of the class be able to pass the first part... because it starts off with a battle portion. The real real question is will the therapy group be able to hold back, even just a little? Find out next time!
A/N: Once again... if you want to ignore this chapter from continuity... you can... you can also deicide that it is canon... whatever you want!