AN: I don't own any of these characters, JK has that happy pleasure. Happy Easter!
Never Tell Voldemort that the Easter Bunny is Fictional
'Can we go in yet? Please?' came the nagging voice of Lucius Malfoy as he hopped up and down with barely contained excitement.
Snape looked to the kitchen window where a 'thumbs up sign' could be seen.
'Sure,' he muttered as the blond idiot and his pimp stick zoomed past, closely followed by a bald, marble-skinned freak in an overly large black cloak.
'OHH! Has he been? Can you see Lucius? Move it! Let me past!'
The two men fought briefly to get through the front door first, once in the Manor however, their scrambling turned into jubilation.
'Severus! Come quick! He's been!'
'Look! You can see his paw-prints on the carpet! Look Fluffy, look!'
Severus waltzed up behind the two men and smirked. Bella had drawn giant rabbit prints on the floor with a piece of chalk, just like they'd planned. You had to keep the Dork Lord and Malfoy happy somehow.
Bella suddenly emerged from a side room and stood next to Snape.
'They fall for it?'
Severus nodded, 'Thank Merlin nobody's told them that the Easter…ahem…the Easter Bunny doesn't exist.'
All chatter ceased as Malfoy and Voldemort turned around slowly…
Seconds later, the villagers of Little Hangleton were witness to what the Authorities would later state as a gas explosion from Riddle Manor.
During the next hour, a large majority of the Death Eaters who were on the Ministry's most wanted list, had filtered into St Mungo's with various hex marks and curses on their person…this was an Easter they wouldn't forget in a hurry…