IAG- Hi all! First I don't own Fruits Basket and now WELCOME TO THE FRUITS BASKET DARE SHOW!
LOTL- YAY we got seven different dares
Everyone- greeeaaaaaat
IAG- humph well the first one is from shortfry803
And, ah yes, I dare ... HM ... --thinks-- uh ... this may take a while ... --10 years later-- ah yeah I dare Shigure to spend 7 minutes in "heaven" with his editor. LOL! Update soon!
Mi- WHAT!
Yuki- when did you get here?
Shigure- Uhh…
Ayame- But Shigure you said you would never cheat on me…
Shigure- it's just a one-time thing (he says dramatically)
LOTL- Let's get on with it all ready!
IAG- YAH we DO have a show to run!
(A closet magically appears and Tohru's eyes bug out)
Tohru- ho- how did you do that?
IAG- I have the magical host power MUHAHAHAHAHA!
LOTL- oks you two IN!
Mi- this is hell this world hates me………
(IAG and LOTL shove them both in the closet)
Kisa- Sissy what does she mean by "heaven"
Tohru- uh err eh ah……..
IAG- Kisa! You're so cute! (Interception)
LOTL- Uh this might take a bit so let's get on to our next dare by Akito's Fan Girl..
Kyo- Akito has a fan girl?
IAG- DON'T INTERRUP
I dare Akito to eat 50 cakes and then do something stupid.
Akito- 50? (he twitches)
IAG- what kind of cake?
LOTL- How about chocolate fudge?
IAG- ok
(50 chocolate fudge cakes suddenly appear, Akito twitches again)
LOTL- go get them tiger!
Kisa- Hey!
Hatsuharu- this is so stupid…
IAG- if you weren't my favorite character I'd have to hurt you…
(Akito has eaten 1 cake)
Ayame- has it been 7 minutes yet?
Hatori- no it's been 6 minutes and 45 seconds
(Akito has eaten another cake only 48 more to go!)
Hatori- In my professional option that is VERY unhealthy
Hatsuharu- In ANYONE'S option that's unhealthy
Ayame- can we let them out yet!
IAG- YES!
(IAG with everyone behind her opens the door to see……..)
LOTL- takes a moment for the suspense
(They're playing Sevens)
IAG- WAHHHHHHH that wasn't worth it
(Everyone in the room sweat drops, Akito has eaten 10 cakes)
LOTL- SOO……. Uhh….
Shigure- HAH I won (does a little victory dance)
Kisa- so playing cards is "heaven"?
Momiji- Am I in a dare am I am I am ?
Kyo- SHUT UP! (noggies Momiji)
IAG- you guys cut it out on with the next dare by Sparkle Forever!
Hm
DARE YUKI TO HUG KYO FOR 2 MINUTES!
Kyo And Yuki- WHAATTT!
IAG- Hehe this is great
Kyo And Yuki- NEVER!
LOTL- you do know you guys are speaking in chorus ….
Kyo And Yuki- ARE NOT!
IAG- you guys are also speaking in capitals…
Tohru- hug?………
Kyo And Yuki- IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!
Ayame- my little brother is getting in touch we his romantic side (gets stars in eyes) o
(Akito has eaten 20 cakes and looking REALLY sick)
IAG- let the hugging begin
(IAG and LOTL came from two sides and push them together)
Kyo and Yuki- ARGGGHHHHHHH!
(Steam starts rising)
Tohru- what's going on?
Hana- I think they're melting…..
IAG- minute down……
(Akito has eaten 29 cakes)
Arisa- I think that Akito guy is going to die..
IAG- Cool!
LOTL- NOT COOL!
IAG- ok it's been 2 minutes
Kyo And Yuki- FINALLY!
(They both fall over)
Tohru- Kyo, Yuki are you all right?
(Tohru runs over Akito has eaten 35 cakes)
IAG- that was interesting if we did any longer they could be liquid right know….
Kyo- just do the next dare!
LOTL- you're not going to like it
Yuki- what is it?
IAG- it's from xAnimeDreamerx94……….
o have Kyo have to dance with Yuki for 15 mins to the waltz! lol.
(Tohru's eyes REALLY bug out, Hatsuharu twitches)
IAG- scary……
Hatori- very…….
(Akito has eaten 40 cakes)
(Waltz music comes on)
LOTL- should we make them wear outfits?
IAG- nah….
(LOTL and IAG push them together again)
IAG- Now dance!
Kyo And Yuki- NO!
IAG- Arisa can I borrow your pipe?
Kyo And Yuki- WE'LL DO IT!
(Kyo And Yuki start to dance)
Kagura- Isn't that cute?
IAG- shouldn't you be upset?
LOTL- Yah you "one and only love" is dancing with Yuki….
IAG- nice imitation
LOTL- Thanks
Kagura- not really
LOTL- We have to end the show here because all the other dare include either Akito or Kyo.
IAG- So see ya next time on THE FRUITS BASKET DARE SHOW!
("Forever" starts playing you know the rest)