IAG- I don't own anything but my computer, ps2, games, and the strange unknown thing in my room.
LOTL- and your mp3 player
IAG- Whatever WELCOME TO THE FRUITS BASKET DARE SHOW!
LOTL- to fill you in Akito has one more cake to eat and Yuki and Kyo are almost done dancing.
Tohru- they're good
Hana- I sense strange electric currents going through the room….
LOTL- you always do….
IAG- Hey Akito's done!
(Everyone's attention goes to Akito)
Arisa- I think he's dead (pokes him with iron pipe)
Hatori- Make way (walks over to Akito with his medical bag)
Shigure- is he going to be all right?
Hatori- yes he'll be fine but he gained 1,000 pounds
IAG- WOW
Akito- I see a light at the end of a tunnel (his stupid line)
Hatsuharu- he's fine
IAG- you guys can stop dancing now
Kyo- Now I hate you more than ever (he says once again to Yuki)
Yuki- what else is new?
LOTL- let's get on to the next dare.
IAG- it's from x Fade x To x Black X
Hahaha.
I dare Akito to put on a spandex leather suit and then try to seduce Hana and Arisa.
Hehehehehe.
Hatori- lord help us
Everyone- (shudder)
IAG- ok let me get a suit
Akito- it's alright I have my own
LOTL- TOO MUCH INFO!
(Akito takes out a spandex leather suit)
IAG- go change in the closet
(Everyone waits a few minutes)
Akito- here I am!
(Akito come out in the suit)
Kyo- oh my 3&$&&& god
(Hatori covers Kisa and Hiro's eyes)
IAG- uggh now for the next part of the dare…
Akito- why don't two lovely ladies like you come with me (puts arms around Arisa and Hana)
Tohru- this is going to-
WHACK
SHOCK
BASH
ZZTTTTT
DESTROY!
Arisa- you son of a bitch!
Hana- you might be careful what you do you could regret it
Yuki- and he doesn't regret it now?
Hatori- make way (looks over Akito)
Ayame- is he all right?
Hatori- he'll live
Kyo- nuts
IAG- anyway……… someone takes him out of my studio and change him….
Everyone- not me!
LOTL- hey Hatori you do
Hatori- why me…..
IAG- I have this strange feeling we're missing someone
Ritsu- I'M SO SORRY I'M LATE I'M NOT WORTH YOU WAITING FOR ME!
LOTL- well that answers you question
IAG- Ritsu welcome to THE FRUITS BASKET DARE SHOW!
Ritsu- NO I'M NOT WORTH BEING IN YOU SHOW!
IAG- that is going to get really annoying
Ritsu- OH NO I ANNOYED I'M SO SORYY I'M NOT WORTH LIVING
LOTL- here (hands IAG duct tape)
IAG- There that's better (duct taped his mouth shut)
LOTL- well anyway here's the next dare from Alana The Cat
This is hilarious! Update soon!
I dare Yuki to do a weird dance around the studio in his boxers! I don't why, but I think it would be fun to see!
IAG- well…
LOTL- uh….
Yuki- NEVER!
IAG- I don't know there are minors here
LOTL- it's not as bad as the leather suit
IAG- true…. Go change!
Yuki- NO!
(IAG shoves him in closet)
IAG- when you come out you better be in your boxers… I can't believe I just said that
LOTL- ok we might have time for a short dare from x Fade x To x Black x
Funny. )
I dare Momiji to...
say "I want to have intercourse with you! Oh yeah" to Hiro
Everyone- GASP!
Kisa- what does intercourse mean?
(Hatori comes in with Akito)
Hatori- what's new?
IAG- look up to see the next two dares
Hatori- o….
IAG- I repeat MINORS!
LOTL- oh well…
IAG- Because I feel like it (plus I have homework) that's today's episode of THE FRUITS BASKET DARE SHOW! See ya next time!
("Forever" starts playing you know the rest)