IAG- First I don't own Fruits Basket and WELCOME TO THE FRUITS BASKET DARE SHOW!
LOTL- While Yuki is undressing Momiji has to say a certain thing to Hiro
Tohru- but they're still so young
IAG- it's what the dare says
LOTL- Ok Momiji fire away
Momiji- I want to have intercourse with you! Oh yeah
Hiro- uhh…………
(Yuki comes out in his boxers)
Girls- wow…
Boys- humph…
Yuki- do I really have to do this?
IAG- YES!
LOTL- NOW DANCE!
(Yuki starts dancing around the studio)
IAG- I bet this will help ratings!
Arisa- who wears polka dot boxers?
Yuki- YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ON AIR!
IAG- well she just did…
Yuki- can I go change now?
IAG- fine!
(Yuki goes to change)
LOTL- the next dare is from x Fade x To x Black x again
Everyone- greeaaat
IAG- well I like her she always send the best dares
Lord, you're hilarious.
I'm sending another dare. I think the fruits basket characters are going to add me to their List of People to Kill...oh well:)
I Dare Hatori to feel up Arisa and yell "I HIT THE MOTHERLOAD!"
Hahahaha.
Hatori- lord, lord, lord, lord, lord, lord, lord, lord, lord, lord, lord,…………..
IAG- I'll call the hospital
LOTL- not helping…. Better call emergency
Hatori- she's top of my people to kill list!
LOTL- go on!
Ayame- I hope he lives
Ritsu- (muffled apologies)
(Hatori walks up to Arisa and ahem feels her)
Arisa- (twitch)
Hatori- god help me I HIT THE MOTHERLOAD!"
Arisa- (TWITCH)
WHACK
BASH
BANG
CRACK
SLAP!
Arisa- YOU SICK BASTARD!
IAG- that was… VERY AMUSING!
LOTL- I think he died….
IAG- no he's still alive… I shall save him with my magic host power hahahaha!
(IAG zaps him with MHP aka Magic Host Power)
Hatori- groan
Shigure- are you all right
Hatori- medically speaking I should be dead
Arisa- you bet your ass you should
Tohru- do you need any help?
IAG- HELLO MYSHOW!
LOTL- the next dare is from Silver Moonlight
HI! GREAT STORY! HERE"S MY DARE (S):
Kyo
has to kiss Yuki for 5 minutes...so funny!
Momiji has to...see ALL
of his candy be destroyed
Shigure has to see his books be
destroyed
Akito has to wear a girly frilly pink dress! (Yes Akito
is a girl!)
Kyo And Yuki- NOOOOOOOO!
Momiji- WAHHHHH!
Shigure- ok…
Mii- NOO!
Everyone- you are?
Akito- I am?
IAG- you mean you don't know!
Akito- no not really
Everyone- o…
IAG- TOO MUCH INFO and anyway first ahem Kyo go kiss Yuki
Kyo And Yuki- NO!
LOTL- I really don't want to do this
Kyo And Yuki- THEN DON"T
LOTL- OH well…
(IAG and LOTL push them together)
Kyo And Yuki- I'M NOT GOING TO KISS HIM!
IAG- if you don't then I'll tell Tohru both of your deepest darkest secrets… with photos!
Kyo And Yuki- NOOO ANYTHING BUT THAT!
Tohru- huh?
IAG- then kiss!
Kyo And Yuki- (shudder)
(They. argghhh… kiss)
IAG- because this will take five minutes then we'll move on…
(IAG uses MHP and zaps all Momiji's candy here)
Momiji- sniff pwez don't do it
Tohru- isn't this a little cruel…
IAG. Uhh no (sets his candy on fire)
Momiji- WAHHHHHHHHHH!
Tohru- Awwww it's ok (tries to cheer him up)
LOTL- so touching…NOT now next
(IAG uses MHP and zaps all Shigure's books here)
Mii- NO DON'T DO IT!
Shigure- do you have any food here?
(IAG sets the books on fire and hands Shigure a banana)
Mii- NOOOOOOOOOO!
Shigure- thanks…wait are those my books!
LOTL- DUH!
Shigure- shit…
IAG- you guys can stop kissing now
(They move away and go to separate sides of the room)
Kyo- IF I EVER MEET YOU SILVER MOONLIGHT YOU WILL PAY!
IAG- now Akito although I don't want to know do you have your own dress?
Akito- yes…
LOTL- TOO MUCH INFO!
IAG- uggh go change
(Akito goes to change)
IAG- because I have MORE homework I have to end it here..
LOTL- soo..
IAG- See ya later!
("Forever" starts playing..)