IAG- HI all I don't own Fruits Basket

LOTL- How many times must you say that?

IAG- each episode and WELCOME TO THE FRUITS BASKET DARE SHOW!

(Akito comes out in the dress)

Kyo- my eyes!

Ayame- that looks like one of the dresses in my shop

Akito- it is…

LOTL- TOO MUCH INFO!

IAG- I have another felling we're missing something

(Rin and Kureno come in)

LOTL- you must be physic or something

Hana- that's what I am

IAG- YOU! (Points at Rin)

Rin-…

(I HATE RIN! HARU IS MINE!)

IAG- everyone ignore that little note above…

Rin- I thought Haru and I broke up…

Shigure- you like Haru?

Hatsuharu- you like me?

IAG- I SAID IGNORE THE NOTE!

LOTL- opps we forgot a dare

IAG- which one?

LOTL- this one from Fayt Esteed

Ok! It's me again! Ok...I want to dare Kyo to eat lots and lots and lots and lots of leeks!

Kyo- I hate you

(IAG zaps 2 pounds of leeks here)

IAG- there eat up.

Yuki- (snicker)

Kyo- NO!

IAG- deepest secret… photos…Tohru…

Kyo- FINE!

Tohru- huh?

(Kyo starts to eat the leeks)

Kyo- uggh

IAG- because this might take a bit here's the next dare from echo-waters

Um... I dare Hatori to sing and dance to "my lumps" by black-eyed peas

Hatori- why what did I ever do to you?

(IAG zaps Hatori so that he knows the lyrics)

IAG- here's a microphone

(Hatori shudders than reluctantly starts to sing + dance perversely)

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and NaDonna
Karan, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin' fly
But I ain't askin,
They say they love my ass 'n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't taken
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.

My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps,
My hump, my hump, my hump,
My humps they got u,
She's got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What u gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps. (Check it out)

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let's spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump.
U can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my hand boy,
You ain't my man, boy,
I'm just tryn'a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
In the back and in the front (lumps)
My lovin' got u,
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon' do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.

She's got me spendin'.
Spendin all your money on me and spendin' time on me
She's got me spendin'.
Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me

Everyone- ooo……..

IAG- I will know say how much I HATE THE BLACK EYED PEAS AND EPECIALLY THATSONG!

LOTL- I already knew that……..

Kagura- hey Kyo's done eating all those leeks….

Kyo- Hatori tell me the truth am I going to die

Hatori- well to tell the truth that was the healthiest thing you could have done

Kyo- OMFG

IAG- HEY watch you language!

LOTL- well the next dare is from Young Mitsuki

LOL! Hilarious!

My dare: Hmm...make Ritsu shut up for at least an hour or 30 minutes.
or
Ayame cuts his hair
or
Hana wears a bright colored dress, dies her hair blonde, and ask one of the Sohmas am I pretty?

IAG- hmmm I will pick….

(dramatic pause)

IAG- Ayame has to cut his hair

Everyone- uh ok (except Ayame)

Ayame- NOOOOOO STAY AWAY!

IAG- don't worry I can cut hair pretty good……. (holds scissors menacingly)

(IAG grabs Ayame and starts hacking away)

Yuki- o…

IAG- there how does he look….

LOTL- scary….

Ayame- my hair…..my hair……my poor hair…hair…..hair….

Hatori- I think he's gone insane

Ayame- my hair….hair…hair…

IAG- next dare from iujhnjnjkngjkl

I dare Tohru to kiss Yuki and Kyo!

(Tohru, Yuki, and Kyo's eyes POP out)

IAG- wow…..both I was hoping for only one …..oh well

Arisa- gggrrrrrrrrr (takes out pipe)

Hana- (electricity around her head)

Kyo- uhhhhhhhhh……..

Yuki- uhhhhhhhh………

Tohru- uhhhhhhh……….

IAG- because they seem stuck in place we'll have to end it here so tune in next for THE FRUITS BASKET DARE SHOW!

("Forever" starts playing)