IAG- Do not own Fruits Basket and let me tell you HOW HARD IT IS TO DO THIS WHEN I'M DROWNING IN SCHOOL WORK!

LOTL- whatever…

IAG- oh yeah WELCOME TO THE FRUITS BASKET DARE SHOW!…..where were we?

LOTL- Tohru has to kiss Yuki and Kyo

Tohru- uhhhhhhh

Yuki- uhhhhhhhh

Kyo- uhhhhhhh

IAG- ok I have a lot of dares to put up so just kiss!

LOTL- I think Tohru is mentally freaking out….

Ayame- Yuki is getting in touch with his romantic side!

Hatori- actually he isn't…..

Yuki- stop talking about me!

IAG- I said someone kiss NOW!

Kyo- FINE!

(Kyo quickly kisses Tohru)

Kagura- No it's me you really love it's only the dare!

IAG- is that…… I thought Tohru has to kiss THEM

Kagura- that means nothing!

LOTL- oh well it's fine

IAG- Now you! (points at Yuki)

Yuki- FINE!

(Yuki also quickly kisses Tohru)

Momiji- hey look Tohru's face is five different shades of red

(Yuki and Kyo glare at each other)

IAG- moving on next dare is from Broken And Fallen Angel Of Death

I dare Hatori to sing 'I'm N Luv Wit A Stripper' by T-Pain and have Ayame and Shigure dance to it. I dare Kyo to act like he loves Yuki for the first hour, pretend to be nice to him the second hour, and pretend nothing happened for the rest of the show. Update soon!

Hatori- what is it with people and making me sing

Ayame + Shigure- we get to dance!

(IAG zaps Hatori so he know the lyrics)

Goddamn Lil Mama
U know u thick as hell u know what I'm sayin
Matter fact
After the club u know what I'm talkin bout
Me and my niggas gone be together u know what I'm sayin
I ain't gon worry bout them really though
I'm just lookin at u
Yea u know
U got them big ass hips god damn!

Verse 1

Got the body of a goddess
Got eyes butter pecan brown I see you girl
Droppin Low
She Comin Down from the ceiling
To tha floo
Yea She Know what she doin
Yea yea yea
She doin that right thang
Yea yea yea yea ea
I Need to get her over to my crib and do that night thang
Cause I'm N Luv wit a stripper

Chorus x2

She poppin she rollin she rollin
She climbin that pole and
I'm N Luv with a stripper
She trippin she playin she playin
I'm not goin nowhere girl I'm stayin
I'm N Luv with a stripper

Verse 2 (T-Pain)
Out of all the girls she be the hottest
Like n the way she break it down I see u girl
Spinnin wide
And She lookin at me
Right in my eyes
Yea She got my attention
Yea yea yea
Did I forget to mention
I Need to get her over to my crib and do that night thang
Cause I'm N Luv Wit a Stripper

Verse 3 (Mike Jones)
She's every man's dream
She's God's gift to Earth
Women they love 'em too
That's what you call a women's worth
See I love all the strippers
Because they show me love
They know I never pay as free whenever I hit the club
But I can't even lie
The girls are here so fly
She slidin' up and down that pole got me mesmerized
Mike Jones don't ever trick
But god damn she thick
I can't lie, I must admit
I'm in love with a stripper

Chorus x2

Verse 4

She can pop it she can lock it
Teddy Penderass down I'm bout to see this sexy girl
In My bed
She don't know what she is doin
To my head
Yea She turnin tricks on me
Yea Yea Yea
She dont even know me
Yea yea yea ea
I'd have got her over to my crib to do that night thing
Cause I'm N Luv Wit a Stripper

LOTL- that was…

IAG- disturbing…

Kisa- Grandpa Hatori is a good singer…..

Akito- I hate it when I'm not the center of attention

IAG- Ok now Kyo has to do all the Yuki stuff

Yuki- lord….

Kyo and if I don't

IAG- secret….photos…Tohru..

Tohru- huh?

Kyo- FINE….

LOTL- well?

Kyo- Yuki my love!

Shigure- he sounds like The Yuki Fan Club

Hatori- or Kagura

Kagura- no not another rival! Kyo it's me you really love right this is just because of the dare right right!

IAG- well another one from x fade x To x Black x

Everyone- groan

I send the best dares, do I? evil smile

I dare Hiro to lick Hanajima's hand and then Hanajima punch her chest like Godzilla and yell "I AM ACTUALLY A MAN!" and then...
I dare Akito to pie Kyo in the face and then French kiss Tohru!

You guys rock. Muahaha.

IAG- Well first..

Hiro- I'm a ram not a dog!

Kisa- please do it Hiro

Hiro-……..

IAG- yah kid do it for your pint size girlfriend

Hiro- fine……..she's no my girlfriend

Kisa- I'm not pintsized!

(Hiro reluctantly walks over to Hana and uggh licks her hand)

ZAP!

Hiro- OWW!

Kisa- oh no Hiro are you all right?

Hiro-NO!

IAG- well next…

ZAP!

BBZZTTTTTT!

(IAG is smoking on the ground)

Everyone- YAY she's dead let's hurry and go!

LOTL- now wait I have MCHP (magic co host power) let me try and use

(LOTL zaps IAG)

IAG- ow that hurt hey you used your power………… I HAVE A TAIL YOU IDIOT!

LOTL- opps

IAG- uhh maybe we should skip Hana for now

Hana- good choice

IAG- Now Akito has to-

Kyo- NO!

Akito- this will be nice

(IAG zaps a banana cream pie here)

Akito- thanks

(Akito throws the pie at Kyo, which hits him in the face)

Yuki- cat like reflexes yeah…right…

(Kyo starts to fiercely wipe pie off his face)

Ritsu- I'M SORRYYYY!

IAG- hey how'd he get the tape off?

(IAG tapes his mouth shut again)

LOTL- and last…………

(Akito grabs Tohru and French kisses her)

Kyo and Yuki- WHY YOU!

Momiji- I was right everyone likes Tohru

IAG- I wonder if it was anyone else but Akito what they would do to him

LOTL- kill him…..

IAG- next dare is from Silver Moonlight

Haha!Thz for putting my dares! Here's more! -evil grin- MWAHAHAHA
Okay Yuki has to...hug his brother for 10 min. (haha Let's see how his brother reacts...)
Kyo...has to wear a frilly shirt and tux.
Ayame...ALL of his clothes in his store is to be burned to the ground along with his store.
Rin...has to wear a pink long frilly dress with lace trimmings!

Yuki- WTF!

Ayame- YAY!

Kyo- MF!

Ayame- NOOOOOOO!

Rin- NO FUCKING WAY!

IAG- HAHA Rin has to wear a preppy dress HAHA!

Rin- Fuck off!

LOTL- these people have very bad language……

IAG- I repeat MINORS and how come we can see when Rin swears

LOTL- I dunno

Ayame- Come brother so that we may bond

Yuki- no……

IAG- you have to…..

(IAG and LOTL push Yuki to Ayame)

LOTL- how long do they have to stay there?

Hatori- 10 minutes

IAG- well let me zap to Ayame's shop to get Kyo and Rin's outfits

(IAG zaps away for a moment then comes back with girly outfits)

IAG- here you guys go change

Kyo- there's only one closet

(IAG zaps another)

IAG- THERE!

Yuki- how much longer!

Hatsuharu- 8 minutes …..

(Kyo and Rin come out)

IAG- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Rin- shut the hell up!

Kyo- shut up!

IAG- now we burn all Ayame's cloth stuff so you two change out of those but first…..

(Takes out camera and takes a photo)

Rin- you bitch!

Kyo- give me that!

IAG- Uhh …..yeeeno

Tohru- I think you look good Kyo

Kyo- are you kidding who wears this stuff!

Yuki- now how much longer!

Hatori- 3 minutes

IAG- just go change and Akito where's that dress you were wearing?

Kureno- he's still wearing it

LOTL- SICK!

IAG- GO CHANGE OUT OF IT!

Akito- fine killjoy

(Akito goes in as Kyo and Rin get out)

IAG- Aww they changed oh well I still have the photo..

Yuki- are we done yet!

IAG- yes

(Akito come out)

Ayame- I will never forget that moment of brotherly love

IAG- yes you will I'm burning all your clothing stuff

Ayame- NOOOO!

IAG- here give those to me (clothes are given to IAG)

IAG- there I will zap me and Ayame to his store while LOTL will stay here so you can see what's going on.

(They zap there)

Ayame- Mine get out here hurry!

Mine- what is it boss?

Ayame- this evil woman is going to burn our store!

Mine- what you can't!

IAG- oh well

(IAG sets it on fire)

IAG- Did I mention I once set a fridge on fire it was cool

Ayame- o….

LOTL- I remember that story you covered a fridge you found with cooking oil then stole some matches and-

IAG- LOTL! There are children here

Yuki- something tells me we don't want to know….

Ayame + Mine- NOO NOT THE SHOP!

(IAG zaps back with Ayame and Mine back to the studio)

IAG- I hate those kinds of stores anyway

Ayame- first my hair then my shop what next!

Mine- whoa boss your hair

LOTL- you just noticed…….

IAG- next dare from shortfry803

I dare Kyo to tell his most embarrassing memory! ;)

Kyo- NO!

IAG- I'm sorry but that's my blackmail I can't use that……. I'M SO SORRY!

Hatori- you sound like Ritsu……

IAG- OMG I DO!

LOTL- well the next dare is from iujhnjnjkngjkl

I dare Kyo to sleep with Tohru for 5 weeks

Everyone- OMFG!

Kagura- NO WAY IN HELL!

Kyo + Tohru- NO!

IAG- wow did Tohru talk back….

LOTL- there's a first time for everything

Yuki- you can't seriously be considering it!

IAG- too bad they have to do it…..contract plus……blackmail….

Tohru + Kyo- o……

IAG- well each episode is a day so……. 5x7 35 episodes so 35+742 so episode 42 they stop sleeping in the same bed doing god knows what…..

Shigure- good thing I got her the big bed….

Kyo- YOU ARE SO FULL OF IT!

IAG- well the next dare is from Broken And Fallen Angel..

I want both Yuki and Kyo to strip down to their boxers and hug each other without cursing after or threatening for an hour after. Make it as long as you want but the maximum is 5 minutes. Update soon!

Kyo- of course I'll hug my love!

Kagura- NO THAT'S ME!

Yuki- (shudder)

IAG- NOW DO IT! START STRIPPING………. I can't believe I just said that…

(Yuki and Kyo start stripping)

Girls- WHISTLE

Boys- grumble

IAG- now hug!

Kyo- only if Yuki wants too (second hour)

LOTL- just do it!

(Yuki and Kyo hug)

Yuki- how long!

IAG- 5 minutes

Hatsuharu- what is it with dares and hugging?

IAG- I have homework AGAIN so we shall end it here

LOTL- and we have a quick host note

IAG + LOTL- HOW COME WE"RE NOT IN ANY OF THE DARES! WE WANT ATTENTION!

Everyone- o……

IAG- Ok see you next time for THE FRUITS BASKET DARE SHOW!

("Gone With The Sin" by HIM starts playing)

I love your skin oh so white
I love your touch cold as ice
And I love every single tear you cry
I just love the way you're losing your life

Ohohohohoh my Baby, how beautiful you are
Ohohohohoh my Darling, completely torn apart
You're gone with the sin my Baby and beautiful you are
So gone with the sin my Darling

(The song is cut off)

IAG- So sorry wrong cd Hehe

Kyo- you listen to that crap!

IAG- HEY DO I INSULT YOUR MUSIC!

("Forever" starts playing while IAG is beating up Kyo for insulting her music)