IAG- HI! Welcome to THE FRUITS BASKET DARE SHOW!
LOTL- and a slight warning that IAG-
IAG- shut up!
Momiji-?
LOTL- IAG just got over a cold so she may be a little strange
Yuki- how?
LOTL- she'll be strangely emotional
Hatori- I'll be the judge of that
IAG- that I'm emotional?
Hatori- if you got over your cold…
IAG- o……….
(Hatori takes IAG's temperature)
Hatori- well you seem normal…
Ritsu- I'M SO SORRY IT'S MY FAULT THAT YOU WERE SICK I'M NOT WORTH LIVING!
IAG- WAHHH he's so pathetic it's sad and cute at the same time
(IAG hugs Ritsu and there's no pop)
LOTL- MHP (she reminds aka Magic Host Power)
Shigure- so that's what she meant…
(Kyo comes in the room on crutches)
Kagura- my love what happened to you?
Kyo- IAG hurt me for insulting her music
IAG- no one insults my music………is that guy that insulted Evanescence out of the hospital yet?
Everyone- o…
IAG- well here's a dare from Kitkit Sohma (who is actually a friend of mine mad at me for abusing Kyo)
Hm.. dare...
1. Haru to kiss uhh...Kisa!
2.
Points to Akito I dare 'it' to tell us what 'it' really is!
3. I
dare Hatori to run around the studio screaming 'I'm a pervert!'
IAG- well if it's Kisa……….
LOTL- ok Haru kiss Kisa
Haru- she's like three years younger than me
Hiro- what kind of no life would make a dare like that?
Kisa- (major blush)
IAG- just kiss her!………………I can't believe I just said that
(Haru kisses her quickly and when walks back is tripped by Hiro)
Haru- why you little punk!
Yuki- oh great he went black..
Kisa- Sissy was it my fault?
Tohru- no of course not
IAG- oh she's so cute I LOVE HER! (Not in the gay way)
(IAG hugs Kisa)
Haru- I going to rip out that little punk mouth of yours
Hiro- I'd like to see you try cow
IAG- he's so cool when he goes black (stars in eyes)
LOTL- ok…. Moving on so Akito what are you?
IAG- a girl or boy?
Akito- uhh…
IAG- what's with the uhh?
Akito- I don't know..
IAG- WAIT! YOU DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE A GIRL OR BOY!
LOTL- sick….
Ayame- I meet a lot of people like that
Yuki- that's because your shop is for people like that
Mine- WAS! (Hates IAG)
IAG- HAVE CAN YOU NOT KNOW WHAT GENDER YOU ARE…..forget I asked
LOTL- uhh that's for another day (LOTL- I think he's a boy)
(Haru and Hiro still fighting in the back)
IAG- now Hatori has to run around my studio yelling "I'm a pervert"
Ayame- I would say that he was only naughty when he thought of Tohru in that cute dress
Mine- oh yes "it" was a beautiful dress (wistful thinking)
Tohru + Kyo + Yuki- huh?
Ayame- yes we would have had quite fun dressing up Tohru….
IAG- well just do it
Hatori- lord what do these people have against me?
Shigure- let me get the camera
(Shigure runs out to get a camera)
LOTL- Hatori you better do it before he gets back
(Hatori starts running around the studio)
IAG- and……..
Hatori- I'M A PERVERT!
(Shigure comes in)
Shigure- damn I missed it
IAG- oh quit wining! Next dare from can'tletcastknowmyrealname
Cast- that can't be good…
Uh...well, since no one else did any dares with you two in them, I'll give 2 or 3 dares...
1. LOTL has to wear...the exact thing she hates! (I don't know if you prefer bright clothes or dark, so it's just the opposite of whichever one you usually prefer...)
2. IAG has to kiss someone chosen by...LOTL! (Be lucky I said her and not Yuki or Kyo like I planned on saying...)
well, I save my other dare ideas for later
later
IAG + LOTL- o…
IAG- well LOTL here's a bag with your least favorite clothing in it Hehe
LOTL- sigh if I have to……..
(LOTL goes into closet)
IAG- well because the 2nd dare involves her than we wait.. Oh and whoever entered this dare THANK YOU FOR NOT MAKING IT KYO OR YUKI!
LOTL- uh I'm coming out now
(LOTL comes out in a pink tank top and a jean mini skirt)
Everyone- O……..
IAG- you look…..uh nice
LOTL- please don't you hate these clothes as much as I do
IAG- well pink is…………. DIGUSTING! (It makes my skin burn)
LOTL- remember camp when the counselor made you wear that pink shirt
IAG- yes NEVER BRING THAT UP AGAIN!…Now (shudder) the second dare who LOTL do you want me to (shudder) kiss?
LOTL- hmmmmm rat boy!
IAG + Yuki- WHAT?
LOTL- just kidding… hmm
IAG- whew
LOTL- ok you kiss…….. AKITO!
IAG- WHAT! I HAVE TO KISS "IT"
LOTL- yup
IAG- shudder
Akito- (indifferent in the subject)
LOTL- if you do I'll (whispers in her ear)
IAG- ok ok fine
(Haru and Hiro come back from the back)
Tohru- oh are you guy's hurt
Haru- no…….
Hiro- why do you even ask…you think that fake caring will work
Kyo- don't talk to her like that!
(While no one is looking IAG kissed Akito)
IAG- HAH!
LOTL- CHEATER!
IAG- but I kissed "it" didn't I
Akito- (nods)
Everyone- (puts away camera)
IAG- next dare from Broken And Fallen Angel again
I think you're going to enjoy this. I dare IAG and LOTL to hug their fav characters, and they (the characters)can't fight back. They can't curse or threaten you (not like it would matter anyway cuz you guys have powers). I dare Hatori to let Shigure and Ayame to the MOST ANNOYING thing to him and not complain. I dare Hiro to confess his love for Kisa in front of you all! My dare was quite...disturbing. Update soon!
IAG- YAY
LOTL- HMM?
IAH- I get to hug Haru!
Haru- uh……..
IAG- who are you going to hug LOTL
LOTL- hmm let me think about that for a while
IAG- well in that case
(Hugs Haru happily)
Everyone- o…
Haru- uhh….
Shigure- aren't you going to hug someone?
LOTL- when I think of the right person….
(IAG finally let's go of Haru)
IAG- ok next part-
Hatori- no..
Shigure- but it'll be fun!
Ayame- yeah it'll be fun!
LOTL- Now I know who I'll hug
IAG- who?
LOTL- Kyo!
Kagura- WHAT!
(LOTL hugs Kyo slowly)
Kyo- (surprised)
IAG- well Ayame and Shigure start the annoying
(Shigure and Ayame dance around him poking him)
Hatori- …………..
Kisa- you- you love me?
Hiro- ……………
IAG- come one tell the truth!
Hiro- uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh …………yes
Everyone- Aww……(except Akito)
Akito- NO NOTHING CAN HAPPEN WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!
IAH- oh shut up!
(LOTL stops hugging Kyo)
LOTL- uh IAG?
(IAG leaning against the wall)
IAG- headache feel sicker need ice end show!
LOTL- well that's it for now see you next time on THE FRUITS BASKET DARE SHOW!
("Forever" starts playing)