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Labyrinth and Danny Phantom

Chapter Two

Fairies, Doors, and Worms

He walked around the outside of the labyrinth for what felt like hours. He just couldn't seem to find the door. Why had he made that stupid deal with Jareth? Now he couldn't even find his way into it, much less through it. He was hot and tired and wanted to go home. He could only think of all the things he'd do to Jazz once back home. Maybe he'd flush her precious Bearbert down the toilet. His thoughts were interrupted when he walked right into an area where what looked like lightning bugs were flying around. He swatted at one to get it away from him. His hand struck it and it let out a yelp. As soon as he heard the yelp, there was a small woman like creature in his face screaming and yelling in a high pitched voice. It was speaking in another language he couldn't understand. Then it did the unthinkable. It bit his nose.

"Yaaaaaowch! The heck was that for!" Danny exclaimed angrily.

"You hit me! That's what!" the creature finally said in plain English.

"You were buzzing around my head like a fly! What was I suppose to think or do!" Danny asked still rubbing his already sore nose.

"Fly! FLY! You stupid human! I'm a fairy!" the creature exclaimed in an exasperated tone.

Danny couldn't help himself. He started laughing so hard that he fell to the ground.

"Fairy! Oh! That's rich!" he laughed.

"Why you...!" the fairy exclaimed right before she flew down and bit his arm.

"Owwwww! Cut that out!" Danny exclaimed, climbing back to his feet.

"Then don't laugh at me! Filthy humans always making fun of us." the fairy mumbled.

"Look, I'd love to stay here and discuss about the cruelty done to fairies by humans, but I really don't care, and I need to get into the labyrinth. Could you show me the door and we can be outta each other's hair?" Danny asked already tired of this annoying creature.

"Heh. If it gets you out of my hair as you say, then yes. Follow me." the fairy grumbled.

She led Danny to a spot where there was a lot of vines and stuff covering the wall. He could remember walking past this spot several times, but didn't remember the crack in the wall.

"Just push on that and your home free. Good bye, and good riddance." the fairy said starting to leave.

She stopped suddenly and flew back over to Danny. She sniffed at his hair and looked at him curiously.

"What?" Danny asked.

"You're not human...yet you are. You're a dead human! This is awesome!" the fairy said excitedly.

"Uh...yeah. Great. Wonderful. Bye now." Danny said as he started to walk once more.

"Wait, wait, wait!" the fairy exclaimed.

"Now what?" Danny asked in an annoyed tone of his own.

"You're the first dead human I've ever seen! You gotta be the first to ever try to get through the labyrinth! This I wanna see! I'm going with you!" the fairy said excitedly like a child who wanted to go to a carnival.

"No. It isn't gonna happen. No way. No how!" Danny exclaimed.

"You can't stop me. Even if you say no, I'd tag along anyway. Face it Dead Boy, you're stuck with me." the fairy said with a grin.

"Alright! Fine! Let's go. I'm in a hurry." Danny said.

"Yes!" the fairy exclaimed as she sat on Danny's head.

"Hey! I'm not a chair!" Danny growled.

"Oh hush. I barely way a thing. By the way, my name is May. What's yours?" the fairy asked.

"Oh. So now since I'm a dead filthy human I matter?" Danny asked.

"I wouldn't go that far. What's your name, or do you want me to continue calling you Dead Boy?" the fairy asked with a smirk.

"It's Danny Phantom." Danny said.

"Nice to meet you, Phantom." May said.

"Yeah, whatever. Come on." Danny said as he entered the labyrinth and started to walk down what looked like a straight alleyway.

"Hmm. that's strange. I thought a labyrinth twisted and turned or something." Danny mumbled.

"I wouldn't know. I live on the outside. Most fairies do. This is goblin territory. We stay away." May explained.

"Gee. You're a big help. From the outside it's sorta small and cubed." Danny muttered as he kept walking.

"Like I said, don't look at me." May muttered.

"Ahh! This is getting me nowhere!" Danny exclaimed as he started running.

"Hey! Not so fast!" May exclaimed.

"Then hold on! I'm fixin to go full speed." Danny said.

"Full speed? What's that supos..." May started, but was unable to finish as Danny leapt into the air and took off at a high speed of flight.

He flew as fast as he could all the way down the alleyway, but it never seemed to end. It just kept going on and on. He was losing some strength and finally landed and fell to his knees.

"Crap! Labyrinth my foot. It just keeps going on and on in a straight line!" Danny exclaimed.

"Feh! Giving up already? You're pathetic." The fairy on his head jeered.

"Ehh. Don't let the fairy there get you down, Boy." came a voice.

"Who said that?" Danny asked looking around.

"Why I did of course." said a worm that was perched on the wall next to him.

"Fairies and talking worms. This place has it all." Danny muttered.

"Now don' be like that. Buck up! This place can be a bit confusein, but you can't let it wear on your mind. Nothin 'ere is whot it seems to be." the worm said in a cockney accent.

"Oh? Then tell me how to get through here." Danny said angrily.

"Why just walk across there." the worm said nodding his head towards the opposite wall.

"Yeah, and crash into the wall. You're funny." Danny muttered.

"Oy. Hold up there, Lad." the worm muttered.

The worm disappeared into a hole in the wall, then returned with another younger looking worm.

"This is me son Jake. E'll show you the way." the worm said.

The younger worm, Jake, disappeared and repapered on Danny's shoulder.

"Great. I'm a cart horse to a worm and a fairy." Danny muttered.

"Shut up you." the worm on his shoulder muttered in what Danny guessed was an American accent.

This place was too weird.

"Let's go!" May said impatiently.

"Yeah, yeah." Danny muttered as he walked towards the far wall.

He got up to it and held up his hands and was surprised when there was no wall in front of him, but two new paths in front of him.

"Alright! You guys were right. I could hug you!" Danny exclaimed as he took off to his left.

"I hope he didn't want to go to the castle. If he was, he just went the wrong way. Oh well." the older worm said with a shrug as it went back into its hole.

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To Be Continued...

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