IAG- Sigh hi all welcome to THE FRUITS BASKET DARE SHOW!
LOTL- we have a bunch of dares to get through
IAG- now where were we?
LOTL- I think that we do the lie detector test
IAG- cool, come on boys let's hook you up
(IAG and LOTL grab them both and hook them to the machine)
IAG- oh muhahahahahahahaha let's begin with question one: do you have a crush on Tohru?
Yuki-……………
Kyo- No why the hell would I!
LOTL- whoa that one almost broke the machine!
IAG- sooooo Kyo you do like Tohru interesting
Tohru- uh what?
Kyo- it's lie!
IAG- Yuki are you going to answer the question do you like Tohru yes or no TELL US NOW!
LOTL- uh…
Yuki- …….yes…………
Tohru- (eyes bug out of head)
IAG- so both boys like Tohru………………..
Tohru- nonononononononononono that can't be true I'm not special enough why two great boys like them like me…(goes on and on)
IAG- well moving on questions two: do you ever have gay thoughts?
Yuki- no
Kyo- no
LOTL- it's neutral!
IAG- what's that mean?
LOTL- means I don't know….
IAG- drat ….uh question three: have you guys ever had a girlfriend?
Kyo- errrr…….uh yeah
Yuki- no
LOTL- Kyo's lying Yuki's telling the truth
Kagura- what about me!
IAG- you don't count…. Question four: have you guys ever been in trouble with the police?
Yuki- sigh no
Kyo- uhhhhhhh …….no
LOTL- Yuki's telling the truth and Kyo is…………lying
Shigure- ooooo what did you do?
Kyo- shut up you're so full of it!
IAG- I think we all want to know……….
Hatori- he beat up a bunch of kids at school then they called the police he has a criminal record for that and more..
Kyo- who asked you bastard!
Everyone- o………….
Yuki- stupid cat…..
IAG- and now…drum roll please……………….question five: have you ever had thoughts about Tohru?
Everyone- gasp!
Yuki- NO!
Kyo- NO WAY IN HELL!
LOTL- Hehe they're both lying…
Shigure- who knew I had such perverts in my home
Momiji- ha-ha Kyo's a pervert
Kyo- shut up you damn happy rabbit…
IAG- I wonder what Tohru will think of these two now…I wonder, which she'll, chose hmmmmmmmmmm………………
LOTL- hmmm I wonder…well the next dare from Maya Sohma….
TeeHee! This is hilarious! Um let's see...
1.
I dare Momiji to hug Kyo for 10 minutes!
2. IAG to kiss Hatsuharu
for hours (I hope your happy! you fill in the blank)
3. Kagura
has to. Evil grin say, "I HATE KYOU!" really loud!
Ok that's all! PLEASE UPDATE SOON!
IAG- whoever you are THANK YOU!
LOTL- the lip locking session will be last ok?
IAG- fine…. First Kagura's thing
Kagura- no don't make me saw such awful things
IAG- let me remind you he likes Tohru, he hates you, he yelled at you in public and he forgot about that memory between you two.
Kyo- huh?
Kagura you're right sniff… I HATE KYO!
Kyo- yes!
IAG- jerk………ok Momiji hug Kyo for 10 minutes
Momiji- ok (hugs Kyo)
Kyo- why you little…
IAG- hey behave! Don't hurt the bunny
LOTL- so how long you going to kiss Haru?
Hatsuharu- ……………………(shocked)
IAG- only one hour
LOTL- your self-restraint amazes me I thought you might make it forever..
IAG- I do have to run but during that hour you will have to host the show
LOTL- cool I get a one-hour promotion…
Hatsuharu- (doesn't know wither to be glad or disappointed)
(IAG shyly starts kisses Haru)
LOTL- cool I get to host the show for a while well while we wait let's do the next dare…from wait no…can't do that one.. Ok from Tatsumi's Chick….
...Since Yuki and Hatori are my favorite characters I think...they should tell their most darkest secrets...and Akito must admit that she is a girl! (I know I read!) I just wanted to say "Hi Ayame...you inspire me!" and Ayame I dare you to pick between Hatori and Shigure and hug them for 3 minutes . Update ASAP!
(A/N- I don't know their real deep dark secrets so I'll make some up muhahahaha oh and I know he's a girl but this is MY show I can change people muhahahaha)
Ayame- thank you thank you I glad my perfected imagination inspires so many….
LOTL- ok Yuki you go first what is one of your deepest darkest secrets….
Yuki- uhh……. I once had a dream…
LOTL- and……….
Yuki- everyone I knew was in it……
LOTL- and…
Yuki- they had no clothes
Shigure- Yuki I'm so surprised that you are such a pervert….what did Tohru look like…
WHACK!
Shigure- Yuki's being cruel again
LOTL- so Hatori what's you secret
Shigure- no beating around the bush now…
Hatori- once every month I…
LOTL- you….
Hatori- I spy on Kana…
Shigure- I side of Hari we've never seen!
LOTL- whoa well moving on Akito do you have any thing you wish to admit
Akito- I'm telling you I don't know what I am
Yuki- if he's a girl then I think I'll kill myself…
LOTL- ok well Ayame pick who you want to hug…. speaking of hugging Momiji you can stop now
Kyo- stupid punk (whacks Momiji)
LOTL- I'd update on the IAG session but err it's not my place
Ayame- I pick..HARI!
Hatori- lord…
Shigure- Aaya how could you?
(Ayame smothers Hatori)
LOTL- now that's scary……….
(waits three minutes)
LOTL- ok you're done
(Ayame reluctantly lets go)
LOTL- next dare from…………..can'tletcastknowmyrealname
Everyone- OH NO NOT THEM WHOEVER THEY ARE!
I got another one! here it is(it's two part):
part 1: Kyo picks someone that Yuki has to kiss
part
2: Yuki picks someone that Kyo has to kiss
that's all for now!
later
Yuki- Kagura
Kyo- Rin
Kyo- why you damn rat!
Yuki- stupid cat!
Shigure- let me get my camera
LOTL- just stay here! Ok you four kiss!
Rin- why the hell do I have to kiss Akito's pet
Yuki- don't call me that!
Kagura- come my love we've done this before
LOTL- just do it quickly we have more dares
(Kyo quickly kisses Kagura)
Kagura- that was short!
LOTL- come on Yuki we have stuff to do……
Yuki- I hate you
(Yuki kisses Rin)
Kisa- a half hour
LOTL- what?
Kisa- they have a half hour left
LOTL- you mean you've been counting
Kisa- uh huh
Hiro- don't they need to breath?
LOTL- I don't know Hmmmm oh well next dare from xFadexToxBlackx again
Everyone- RUN FOR COVER!
this story is pure awesomeness.
and Hatori: people
obsess over you because you're so CUTE:D
I'm giving you
all a dare.
umm...
make Hatori dirty dance with Rin and put his
hands in inappropriate places.
remember, Hatori, its cause I love
you. : )
Hatori- that helps so much
Shigure- poor Hari he is the most abused
LOTL- I hope I can do this right..
Yuki- what?
LOTL- make there be music remember I'm only a co host
Ritsu- I'M SORRY IT'S ALL MY FAULT I'M NOT WORTH LIVING!
Kureno- didn't you give IAG a tail
LOTL- did you have to bring that up?….ok I can do this….
(Background music comes on)
LOTL- YES HAHA! I DID IT! Know start dancing and remember Rin no killing till after..
Rin- screw you all…
(They both start dancing VERY dirty)
Tohru- (covers Kisa's eyes)
Everyone- whoa…………
(after eight minutes)
LOTL- ok you're done
Rin- bastard
SLAP!
Hatori- shoot me now!
(Buzzer goes off)
Kyo- what the hell!
IAG- that was heaven……..ok on with the next dare (is suddenly behind LOTL)
LOTL- AHHHH! Lord don't do that
IAG- but I always do that it's fun
LOTL- don't you do that at school enough?
IAG- uh no…..now I saw the whole thing and those were good dares know the next one is from xmadenxofxthexdragonx
Hm... lets see here...I'm such a sick person but here
goes! Muhahahaha! okay...1) Akito has to make out with
Tohru...Muahaha! 2) Kyo has to you know with Tohru! and last but not
least... Ayame has to kiss Tohru for hover long you like but the max
is 6 mins...
Oh and can't forget LOTL and IAG can I muhahahaha
has very evil look in eye's You both have to kiss the person you
hugged earlier...for lets see 2 min's... okay bye update soon bye!
IAG- Ok THERE I DRAW THE LINE!
IAG- see that up there LINE IS DRAWN here is a new rule NO SEX! The cast will only do that of their own free will, not trying to be mean or anything but that's not something I want to force them to do!
LOTL- very well said
IAG- thanks
Cast- whew…..
IAG- ok Akito…Tohru you can make out over there (point to couch)
Kyo- where did that come from!
IAG- I zapped it earlier
Everyone- o…….
(Akito and Tohru start to make out not willingly well maybe Akito….)
IAG- well while they're busy LOTL you have to kiss Kyo for two minutes
LOTL- (hair stands on edge then fake indifference) ….ok……
IAG- and I kiss Haru…..again ……cool!
(LOTL starts kissing Kyo and IAG starts kissing Haru)
Kagura- A rival…I must kill her! (runs at LOTL but is grabbed by uhh a invisible force)
IAG- (pulls away from Haru for a moment) we still have power remember (kisses Haru again)
(Yuki is glaring at Akito while steaming next to Kagura who is also steaming)
(after two minutes)
IAG- Ok Akito and Tohru you are done
(everyone stops kissing whoever they were)
IAG- it's amazing how my Dare show has turned into a make out show strange… now Ayame is going to kiss Tohru for umm 30 seconds
Ayame- such a short time but I will indeed honor the princess with a kiss
Hatori- I think Tohru's been in complete shock since the lie detector scene
LOTL- strange
(Ayame kisses Tohru for 30 seconds, Yuki and Kyo try to not kill him)
IAG- ok we have time for one more dare from Kitkit Sohma again
OhOh! Also, I dare everyone on the Furuba Dare Show (AND I MEAN EVERYONE!)To drink 20 Gallons of beer! And I don't care about that drinking age crap!
IAG- I have a bad feeling about this……oh well….
(IAG zaps A LOT of beer there)
LOTL- well……….cheers
Kisa- Sissy should I really drink this?
Tohru- well…no……
(They all slowly start to drink)
IAG- this cannot be good
(Suddenly a bunch of cops burst in!)
Cop- Ok who's in charge here!
IAG- well that would be us…
Cop- you are under arrest for illegal underage drinking and providing minors with alcohol!
IAG- but…
LOTL- but…
Cop- you are both under arrest anything you do or say can be used against you in the court of law, you have your right to a lawyer….
(Handcuffs both IAG and LOTL)
IAG + LOTL- wait we're innocent
Cop- and we'll have to take all this beer
IAG- curse you Kitkit!
(IAG + LOTL are dragged out)
Cast- YAY!
Camera Man- Hello I'm the camera man my name is Merle, IAG and LOTL my bosses have asked me to give this message to all you viewers out there. Please submit all your reviews to the latest chapter so that they see it thank you. Oh and also they said "WE'LL BE BACK…………WITH WEAPONS!"
("Forever" starts playing in the background)