IAG- get these stupid handcuffs off me!

LOTL- why don't you use your MHP?

IAG- oh yeah…….(zaps off handcuffs)

Kyo- oh great they're back……..

IAG-we told you we would and look we have weapons (holds out a katana and that other sword I don't remember the name)

Cast- O.O

IAG- oh yeah welcome to THE FRUITS BASKET DARE SHOW!

LOTL- and I believe we are starting a new dare

IAG- because the last one GOT US ARESTED!

LOTL- the next dare is from Sakimi1014

hey!I'm falling out of my chair laughing! (literally) Ow! It hurts (clutches stomach) anyway...my dare...Hm...
I dare Yuki to slap the president of his fan club across the face.

Yuki- uh……….

IAG- I think all LOTL and me can say is FINALY!

LOTL- for two reasons she's obsessed with Yuki and two she's obsessed with Yuki

(IAG zaps Motoko aka fan club president there)

Motoko- huh where am I huh! Yuki what are you doing here?

IAG- this is my

LOTL- ahem

IAG- I mean our dare show for the Fruits Basket cast we just didn't want to invite you

Motoko- you mean I'm on air with Yuki ……

IAG- actually you just so happen to be in a dare…Hehe

LOTL- go on Yuki go on and do it…….

(Yuki walks up to her)

Motoko- Yuki?

Yuki- do I really have to do this?

IAG- YES!

(Yuki slaps Motoko)

Motoko- but Yuki…..I….love you………(is holding her face)

IAG- lookie I got a photo

LOTL- be sure to make me a copy

IAG- ok now wait….

(Zaps a broken Motoko back to wherever she was before)

IAG- ok now next dare from Echo-Waters

Cast- oh…no…

I dont hate Hatori T T poor Hatori... but that doesn't mean I'll stop the Hatori abuse! (I'll lay off today)

okay... I dare IT (Akito) to put on a girly princess dress and skip around throwing flowers (same as Hatori)

I dare Kureno to say to arisa's (uotani) face that he's married and has children, and is extremely faithful to his "wife"

I dare IAG and LOTL to make Yuki drink a keg of beer, then hand him a pair of nun chucks

IAG- oh no beer…..

LOTL- well Akito here the outfit go change (hands Akito the dress, Akito goes into the closet)

IAG- Ok Kureno you know what to do

Kureno- Grrr………

(Kureno walks over to Arisa)

Arisa- huh it's you what are you doing here?

Kureno- I'm a Sohma but I have to tell that…..

IAG- go on!

Arisa- you're a Sohma?

Kureno- yes I also have a wife and children and I'm very loyal to them so I'm sorry if I lead you on….

Arisa- WHAT? Why you bastard!

Kureno- I said I was sorry (is being chased by Arisa and her metal bar)

IAG- ok well moving on to Akito (Akito walks back in with the dress on)

Cast- oh my lord……..

LOTL- MY EYES!

IAG- (shudder) well here's your basket

(Akito starts skipping around and throwing flowers)

Akito- tralalalalalalalaalalalalala!

IAG- did that dare include singing?

LOTL- I don't know well zap a keg of beer

IAG- I hope we don't get arrested again

Yuki- no you can't make me!

IAG- oh yeah (pours the whole thing down his throat)

Yuki- (choke gag)

LOTL- here are your nun chucks

(Yuki look up drunk looking and looks at the nun chucks)

Yuki- wohoo! Look at me I'm a ninja (starts running around waving the nun chucks)

Tohru- Ahh Yuki be careful

Yuki- hyaa! Fear em! (Starts to hit the equipment)

IAG- hey watch then stuff

Yuki- osdfsdljfhiasbvfiaylsdhbgfipyasvifyvasilhb

IAG- (zaps Yuki)

Yuki- huh what happened

LOTL- that was…entertaining now next dare from namelessshadow

IAG- oh and Akito do us all a favor and GO CHANGE!

Akito- humph (goes to change)

There are three dares
1.make Tohru get a job in a strippers club for like 1 month
2.force Rin to sleep with every guy except Haru
3.make Yuki to tango with Haru

Cast- strippers club?

IAG- hmm oh well poor Tohru

Cast- ATTACK! (All the cast except Tohru and Akito attack IAG)

IAG- help me! (Is soon engulfed in the cast attack)

(After 10 minutes)

IAG- (zaps herself not wanting another tail) ok I won't do the stripper club thing

Cast- humph good!

LOTL- that was scary..

IAG- how come you didn't help!

LOTL- it was scary…

IAG- whatever Rin tonight you sleep with Hmmmm Hiro

Hiro –huh?

Rin- you bitch I thought you said no sex!

IAG- I did you only have to sleep in the same bed as them what you do is up to you……did you call me a bitch?

Rin- you going to do something about that?

IAG- yeah watch this (zaps Rin)

Rin- well too bad because it didn't hurt

IAG- watch and learn

Rin- huh (hair slowly turns pink)

IAG- and victory is mine!

Rin- (twitch)

LOTL- now the tango thing

IAG- (twitch)

LOTL- come on you have to do it, it's not like they're together or something..

IAG- fine….(zaps on tango music)

Yuki- I can't believe I'm about to do this

IAG- oh suck it up you did that waltz with Kyo after all…

Hatsuharu- (indifference)

LOTL- just dance!

(They both start dancing)

IAG- (twitch)

Shigure- (taking pictures)

Ritsu- I'M SORRY IT'S ALL MY FAULT MAY SOMEONE KILL ME!

IAG- I will soon if you don't shut up!

Ritsu- OH NO I OFFENDED YOU!

LOTL- I think they're done

IAG- finally (zaps off music) there now next dare is from Silver Moonlight

Hi! Do ya remember me? Here's my dares:
1.Hatori has to wear a slutty outfit, run outside in public, scream "I'm a slutty stripper", AND make out with whoever IAG chooses.
2.Yuki has to wear a wedding dress with heels, wear a girl wig, go in public and say "I just got married!"
3. Kyo has to wear a tux
4.Ayame's shop is burned down again
5.Ritsu has to go throughout 5 episodes without saying sorry. (PS he has to be included with all 5 shows.)
MWAHAHAHA -evil grin- don't ya just love my dares?

IAG- this shall be very amusing….first off Ritsu you are not allowed to say sorry till episode 16.

Ritsu- but but (muffles himself)

IAG- whatever (zaps three bag here) now here are the outfits Hatori and Yuki you dress first

Yuki- why me!

Hatori- (is close to tears)

IAG- go change while I think about whom he'll make out with…

(Yuki and Hatori go change)

LOTL- why don't you just zap them into the outfits

IAG- oh duh! (hits herself)

(IAG zaps all three into their outfits)

Arisa- this is the funniest thing since well ever!

IAG- ok Hatori and Yuki time to go outside

(IAG drags them both out there)

IAG- now you both have something to say

Hatori- someone shot me………. I'M A SLUTTY STRIPPER

(A few civilians walk be faster)

Little Girl- Look Mommy there's a man in a his underwear and some lady got married

Mother- come on dear don't make eye contact….

IAG- Hehe and Yuki……

Yuki-……. I just got married!

(Some people stare)

Bystander- did that women marry a stripper?

IAG- ok time to go inside before someone calls the police

(They go back inside)

Tohru- but it looks nice

Kyo- damnitt women zap this thing off me!

IAG- hmmm no

Ayame- please don't do it to my shop again

Mine- please we'll do anything!

IAG- uh no (snaps her fingers again) your shop is now and her (zaps Hatori and Yuki out of their outfits and into normal clothing)

LOTL- now whom is Hatori going to make out with?

IAG- uhh…Hm……how about Tohru

Tohru- huh?

Yuki + Kyo- WHAT!

Hatori- ………………!

IAG- yeah you can use the couch now go MAKE OUT!

Hatori- (stuck in place)

Tohru- (stunned)

IAG- just go make out it's only for a bit

(They very reluctantly begin to lol make out)

Kisa- Sissy…..is…making out…..with grandpa Hatori………(Shudder)

Hiro- why does everyone like that fake girl!

IAG- well the next dare is from iujhnjnjkngjkl

Cast- lord help us…

I dare Yuki to run around the studio screaming I HATE MY BROTHER I HATE MY BROTHER I HATE MY BROTER I HATE MY BROTERand I dare Rin to take revenge on who ever she wants.

Yuki- finally! Someone understands how I feel……….

Ayame- no dare will break us apart!

IAG- well Yuki you may begin

(Yuki starts running)

Yuki- I HATE MY BROTHER I HATE MY BROTHER I HATE MY BROTHER!

Ayame- he…he really does hate me…….

Rin- revenge…………….who will I take revenge on……….I have pink hair…..because of…HER! (points at IAG)

IAG- me?

Rin- yes you and the dare said anyone I want

IAG- heeellllppppp!

(Rin is chasing IAG around the studio)

LOTL- uhh…….you guys can stop making out now

(Hatori and Tohru jump up)

Hatori- uhh…..

Kyo- sick…….

IAG- WHY…YOU!

Rin- me what?

IAG- take this! (zaps Rin )

Rin- (in a pink bikini) you wench!

IAG- HAHAHAHA!

Momiji- anyone want some candy

IAG- anyway (fixes shirt) next dare from The Broken And fallen Angel of Death

Cast- NOOOOOOO!

Hehe! So funny! I know you might be annoyed with me but... I have dares.

I dare Hatori to let Shigure contaminate his mind with dirty thoughts for half an hour. (that's what my friends are trying to do to me!) And like what xFadexToxBlackx said, it's because I love you Hatori!

I dare IAG and LOTL to kiss their most hated characters on the neck. Tehe!

And I dare Yuki to strip with 'I'm So Sexy' in the background. I don't really know if that's a song but who cares! And remember Yuki, it's because I love you.

Oh yeah, Kyo kisses IT (Akito) on the cheek. Hope to see more soon. It's because I love you Kyo! Kyo-kun! XD

Shigure- well let's begin

IAG- you can sit on the couch

Hatori- I can't take this much longer

Ritsu- I feel bad for you

Shigure- high school girls in swim suits

IAG + LOTL- (twitch)

Kureno- who are your least favorite characters?…well for IAG it's obvious

IAG- uhh…… lord……….help…….me…

LOTL- who is my least favorite char……I think Hiro…

(Both kiss there least favorite character on the neck IAGRin LOTLHiro)

IAG- argghhh MOUTHWASH! (IAG runs to the bathroom)

Shigure- porn sites….

LOTL- now Kyo kiss Akito and the cheek…

Kyo- do I have a choice?

LOTL- no…

(IAG comes back in)

(Kyo kisses Akito and the cheek)

IAG- whoa that was a nice welcome…..

Kyo- ugghhh it burns!

LOTL- well aside from the Hatori thing we have a new Serena-Demon Goddess

ROFL...

one word: wow

Anyways, I dare IAG and LOTL and Momiji and a Sohma with a deep voice to sing "Freckles" from Rurouni Kenshin or "Butterfly" from DDR.

And if you can drag Uo over, get her to sing "Redneck Woman". ROFL

IAG- cool I have that song……

LOTL- which one?

IAG- Butterfly

LOTL- oh yeah you sing don't you?

IAG- uh huh you sing a little too don't you

Momiji- yay we get to sing!

Arisa- I won't do it (hits the wall with iron pipe)

IAG- uhh ok and Kureno you have a deep enough voice come sing'

Kureno- what an awful show…

(IAG takes out stereo and one of her cd)

IAG- Butterfly is on this one……ok there here are microphones

(Butterfly comes on)

Ai yai i yai
Ai yai i yai
Ai yai i yai
Where's my samurai?(Whoo!)

I've been searching for a man,
All across Japan.
Just to find, to find my samurai.
Someone who is strong,
But still a little shy,
Yes, I need, I need my samurai.

Ai yai i yai,
I'm your little butterfly,
Green, black and blue
Make the colors in the sky.

Ai yai i yai,
I'm your little butterfly,
Green, black and blue
Make the colors in the sky.

I've been searching through the woods,
And high above the hills.
Just to find, to find my samurai.
Some who won't regret,
To keep me in his net.
Yes I need, I need my samurai.

Ai yai i yai,
I'm your little butterfly,
Green, black and blue
Make the colors in the sky.

Ai yai i yai,
I'm your little butterfly,
Green, black and blue
Make the colors in the sky.

Ai yai i yai
Ai yai i yai
Ai yai i yai
Where's my samurai?(Whoo!)

Ai yai i yai,
I'm your little butterfly,
Green, black and blue
Make the colors in the sky.

Tohru- wow our hosts aren't that bad at singing

IAG + LOTL- we told yah!

LOTL- we sing Evanescence sometimes

Kureno- I'll never live it down

Momiji- that was fun!

IAG- ok our next dare is from xmadenxofxthexdragonx

Its me again Sorry about the Tohru and Kyo thing it wasn't me it was my sis she's such a pervert.. but anyway.. since no one has made Hari kiss anyone I will...Hari has to kiss Hm... Tohru muhahahaha! and Kyo and Yuki have to kiss her for 10 mins... Its only cause those ppl are my faves... so remember its cause I love y'all!

This show is so funny love it! see ya!

IAG- it's alright and actually Hatori already kissed Tohru but oh well…

Hatori- again?

Yuki + Kyo- ……………………………………………………………………………..

Hatori- (kisses Tohru)

IAG- that was indifferent and Kyo can go first and use the couch….. let me set the timer

(Kyo and Tohru begin to kiss)

IAG- they almost look happy about it…..

LOTL- …………………..

(After 10 minutes)

IAG- Ok you guys can stop now!

Yuki- stupid cat….

Kyo- you girly man! I'll laugh when some dare makes you strip!

Tohru- (confused)

IAG- now Yuki and Tohru must kiss for 10 minutes

(They begin to kiss)

LOTL- Aww they make such a perfect couple (we are Yuki/Tohru fans all the way!)

IAG- Aww it makes me want to cry…

LOTL- oh no not another hang over!

(After 10 minutes)

IAG- stop already!

(They both blush and stop)

Kyo- (twitch…twitch….twitch)

IAG- ha-ha now another dare from Fade To Black

Gosh. How funny can you get?

I dare Hiro to seduce one of the cops.

IAG- I'm not going to bring another cop here so……Hiro tomorrow's episode bring a seduced cop with you and that will complete the dare!

LOTL- until then see yah next time in THE FRUITS BASKET DARE SHOW!

IAG- BYE!

("Forever" starts playing)