IAG- Hello all welcome to THE FRUITS BASKET DARE SHOW!
LOTL- I hope you all saw the dare show contest it will run until episode 16
Cast- contest?
IAG- yes we are allowing 7 guest stars to appear
Cast- (wide eyed horror, then a look of revenge)
LOTL- geeze make up your mind..
IAG- oh yeah Hiro did you bring a seduced cop?
Hiro- (points sullenly behind him to a seduced cop)
Seduced Cop- what a cute boy and he's so mature…
IAG- (snort) mature
LOTL- so then we move on to a different dare
IAG- (zaps away cop) yeah this one is from Silver Moonlight
Kyo- aw hell
Hi thx for putting my dares! Here's another cast:
1. Hiro has to wear a...hm.the thing he hates the most and tell Tohru he loves her
2Make Tohru and Kyo make out for about eh...half an hour! (Sigh) You know they end up together in the Manga
3Hatori has to...eat the most disgusting thing the cast can think of and he CAN NOT vomit it
4 Kureno has to get locked up with Shigure, Ayame, and Hatori as well.
5 Kyo has to eat a ton (literally) of leeks.
6 Tohru has to wear a punk rocker clothes go out in public and yell "I have a criminal record!"
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Hehe Enjoy! -Evil smile-
IAG- this is MY show I can pair up anyone I want!
LOTL- calm down………..you always pair up who you want……
Kyo- this woman hates me…….
Hatori- (twitch)
Tohru- eh?
IAG- lets do the last two dares first one sec (zaps Tohru into punk rocker clothing and zaps a ton of leeks there)
Tohru- please don't make me do this if Mom were to do I don't know what I would do
Kyo- I can't eat these all!
(IAG pushes Tohru outside)
IAG- do it or else!
Tohru- …………
IAG- don't make me do something I might regret
Tohru- I have a criminal record!
Bystander- is that Tohru Honda I always thought she was such a good girl..
Tohru- (looks close to tears)
(They come back in to see a VERY green leek eating Kyo….Yuki's taking pictures)
IAG- wow…….can't you eat any faster?
Kyo- afggghhhghhhhhggghhgghghgggh!
IAG- huh?
LOTL- I guess now we make Hiro say I love you Tohru and make him wear what he hates most..
IAG- ok I think I know what it is ZAP!
Hiro- (pink tux)
Kisa- Hiro I think it looks cute
Hiro- I hate you!
IAG- now tell Tohru you love her
(Hiro walks…..well is shoved next to Tohru)
Hiro- Tohru I………………………………… love………………..you…………..
Kisa-………………..
Tohru- eh?…………..
LOTL- is Kyo done yet?
Ritsu-……………………………………(has nothing else to say if he can't say sorry)
Hatori- he has a little more to do
IAG- well I guess I don't think we can lock up Kureno, Ayame, Hatori, and Shigure they are involved in other dares…….
Hatori- thank god………………
LOTL- now Hatori has to eat something really gross
IAG- o I know! Mashed pig intestines!
LOTL- eeeewwwwww……..
Hatori- what?
IAG- mashed pig intestines…my sister's ex-boyfriend use to eat them..(shudders at memory)
Yuki- that's just sick….
Kyo- uugggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh
Kagura- Kyo's done
IAG- one sec (zaps mashed pig intestines in front of Hatori) EAT!….
LOTL- and you two start making out the couch is right there
(They start making out and Yuki is flaming with steam coming out his ears)
IAG-scary
(Hatori starts eating and turns green rather quickly)
LOTL- I guess we move on to another dare while we wait….
IAG- ok we have a dare from Tear Of Dreams
Loving the show! Hatori, I love you, but I ADORE the abuse to you!
1.I dare Hatori to sing 'Shake That' by Eminem along with...HIRO!
2.Hm...Shigure has to smell Ayame's butt. (he's a dog right?)
3. And for IAG and LOTL to rebuild Ayame's shop.
4. Oh and Momiji needs to dress up and act like a gangster for an hour.
I'll be back
IAG- I have to rebuild it……AGAIN!
LOTL- what strange dares……….
IAG- well Hatori you are the most abused
Ayame- HAH!
Hiro- I'm not singing!
Shigure-………………………
Momiji- gangster?
IAG- well first (zaps Momiji so that he's wearing a long coat, cigar, and a gun) now you just act like the godfather or something…
Momiji- youz talking ta me?
LOTL- wow he can imitate well
IAG- and I'll zap Hiro and Hatori so that they know the lyrics (zaps them both)
LOTL- ok you may begin…..
Shady, Aftermath
There she goes shaking that ass on the floor
Bumpin and grindin that pole
The way she's grindin that pole
I think I'm losing control
Verse 1 - Eminem
Get buzzed, get drunk, get crunked, get fucked up
Hit the strip club don't forget ones get your dick rubbed
Get fucked, get sucked, get wasted, shit faceted
Pasted, blasted, puke drink up, get a new drink
Hit the bathroom sink, throw up
Wipe your shoe clean, got a routine
Knowin still got a few chunks on your shoestring
Showin I was dehydrated till the beat vibrated
I was revibed as soon as this Bitch gyrated
And hips and licked them lips and that was it
I had to get Nate Dogg here to sing some shit
Verse 2 - Nate Dogg
Two to the one from the one to the three
I like good pussy and I like good trees
Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe
And I get more ass than a toilet seat
Three to the one from the one to the three
I met a bad bitch last night in the D
Let me tell you how I made her leave with me
Conversation and Hennessey
I've been to the muthafuckin mountain top
Heard muthafuckers talk, seen 'em drop
If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock
And when I bust yo ass I'm gonna continue to rock
Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet
It's real easy just follow the beat
Don't let that fine girl pass you by
Look real close cause strobe lights lie
Verse 3 - Nate Dogg
We bout to have a party (turn the music up)
Let's get it started (Go head shake your butt)
I'm lookin for a girl with a body and a sexy strut
Wanna get it poppin baby step right up
Some girls they act retarded
Some girls are bout it bout it
I'm lookin for a girl that will do whatever the fuck
I say everyday she be givin it up
Chorus - Nate Dogg
Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Come on girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Ohh girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Come on girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Verse 4 - Eminem
I'm a menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist
Open your mouth for about four or five minutes
Take a little bit of this fluoride rinse
Swish but don't spit it, swallow and I'll finish
Yeah me and Nate d-o double g
Looking for a couple bitches with some double d's
Pop a little champagne and a couple E's
Slip it in her bubbuly, we finna finna have a party
Verse 5 - Nate Dogg
Have a party (turn the music up)
Let's get it started (Go head shake your butt)
I'm lookin for a girl I can fuck in my hummer truck
Apple Bottom jeans and a big Ol' slut
Some girls they act retarded
Some girls are bout it bout it
I want a bitch that sit at the crib with no panties on
Knows that she can but she won't say no
Now look at this lady all in front of me, sexy as can be
Tonight I want a slut, will you be mine?
I heard you was freaky from a friend of mine
Bridge - Eminem
Now I hope you don't get mad at me
But I told Nate you was a freak
He said he wants a slut, hope you don't mind
I told him how you like it from behind
Chorus - Nate Dogg
Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Cmon girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Ohh girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Cmon girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
We bout' to have a party (turn the music up)
Let's get it started (go ahead shake your butt)
I'm lookin for a girl with a body and a sexy strut
Wanna get it poppin baby step right up
Some girls they act retarded
Some girls are bout it bout it
I'm lookin for a girl that will do whatever the fuck
I say everyday she be givin it up
Outro - Eminem
There she goes, shaking that ass on the floor
Bumpin and grindin that pole
The way she's grindin that pole
I think I'm losing control
God, come one
Eminem makes noises
I ain't leavin' without you bitch
Come here home with me
And my boy, and his boy, and his boy, and his gurl
haha, Nate Dogg
IAG- (twitch) I have heard that song SO many time on the radio!
Momiji- shut your trap sister!
IAG- (twitch) look kid don't press your luck rabbit feet are considered lucky remember
LOTL- now a Shigure has to sniff Ayame's butt ….strange
Ayame- uh………………
Shigure- whatever (sniffs Ayame butt)
IAG- wow I didn't have to force him to do it……
Shigure- smells like lilacs
Ayame- I bath often…
LOTL- too much info…..!
IAG- lilacs?
Momiji- I've killed for less than that
IAG- this is going to get SO annoying!
Mine- now fix our SHOP!
IAG- (humph) fine (snaps fingers ) there it's fixed
LOTL- but isn't it nice to do something good?
IAG- no
LOTL- well let's move onto the next dare from Kitkit Sohma (again)
I am so evil. evil laugh
1. I dare Haru to get drunk then walk around the city to see what he does...
2. I dare Momiji to eat all the candy in the world
3. I dare IAG to bring one of the cast from Inuyasha and make them do a dare that LOTL makes up!
4. hmm...looks to side I wonder...GET AYA, SHIGURE,and HARI DRUNK!
5. I dare Hiro to listen to the Banana Phone Song for 10 hours.
LMAO updated soon!
IAG- Haru………….drunk………..(is thinking) do you think he'll go black?
Hatori- most likely…..
Hatsuharu- drunk?
LOTL- strange…oh well
IAG- weird…oh well (dumps a whole lotta beer down his throat)
LOTL- lets throw him out side (LOTL throws him outside)
Hatsuharu- The grass is greener on the other side!
Kyo- he's singing!
IAG- well he's starting to walk so let's wait a while then see what he did….
Momiji-how fun!
LOTL- you kid are crazy!
IAG- I doubt he can even do it…….this is going to take a lot of power (tries to zap all the candy in the world there)
(The room fills with candy)
Kyo- HEELLLLLPPPPPP!
Momiji- Super bunny to the rescue! (starts eating the candy)
(30 minutes later)
Momiji- (burp) excuse me….
IAG- he….he ate it all
LOTL- HE'S NOT HUMAN!
IAG- hey that's my line!
LOTL- hey sue me!
IAG- whatever……should we check on Haru now?
Hatori- you won't have too (points at TV)
Yuki- since when was there a TV
IAG- (shrugs)
TV News Person- There have been multiple reports of a multi colored youth destroying the whole downtown…..
LOTL- hey that's Haru!
IAG- I better go get him (Zaps away)
Hiro- How come she gets to leave whenever she wants huh
Ritsu-she's the host she can do whatever she wants
LOTL- and the monkey is right…moving on till she gets back but I don't know how to zap beer a character or music…wait music I can do (zaps headphones playing the Banana Phone Song on it)
Hiro- NO!
LOTL- (puts the headphones on his head)
Hiro- (Twitch)
Kisa- so he's going to be like that for ten hours?
ZAP!
LOTL- Hey!
IAG- we're back (next to a soaked Haru)
Hatsuharu- you're cute
IAG- I think I like him better when he's drunk..
LOTL- he's white but drunk be serious
IAG- I was just joking (makes Haru sit down) STAY!
Cast- ok…..
IAG- so what did you do so far?
LOTL- just the Hiro music one
IAG- ok so which character should I zap here?
LOTL- Sesshomaru!
IAG- of course..
Kyo- who?
IAG- the only character she likesas much asyou
LOTL- bring him bring him bring him!
IAG- ok ok sheesh (zaps Sesshomaru)
Sesshomaru- (with sword raised) die Inuyas- (looks around)
Kyo- she likes HIMas much asme?
LOTL- EEEEEEE it's Sesshomaru
Sesshomaru-are you referring to this Sesshomaru
IAG- why does he always say that? LOTL just make up a dare or I will!
LOTL- uh…uh…..uh….uh….uh….uh….uh…..uh….
IAG- fine I will, Sesshomaru I dare that everything you wear including your hair to be dyed pink!
Sesshomaru- pink?
LOTL- does he know what pink is
Momiji- what's the big fluffy think?
IAG- wouldn't we all want to know…
LOTL- there's a debate wither it's a tail or a boa
Sesshomaru- this Sesshomaru does not wear pink nor does he collaborate with mere mortals
Haru- traitor!
Sesshomaru- ?
IAG- ignore him he's drunk
Kyo- hey pal I don't know what you are but being mortal is fine!
LOTL- he's a demon
Kyo- o…
Tohru- demon?
IAG- he's from another anime Inuyasha
Sesshomaru- it's called Inuyasha?
LOTL- yeah considering he's the main character
IAG- ok I've had enough of this!
Cast- oh no….
ZAP!
Sesshomaru- (clothing, hair, boa/tail thing turn pink)
Rin- she did that to me too
IAG- shut up donkey
Rin- (twitch) donkey!
IAG- yeah you're more a donkey than a horse
Sesshomaru- this Sesshomaru is not amused
IAG- you were fighting with Inuyasha were you not
Sesshomaru-yes……..
IAG- they probably miss you (zaps him away)
LOTL- now he has to fight Inuyasha pink…I find that I'm both horrified and amused
IAG- isn't it great , well now to get them drunk you do Ayame I'll do Shigure we''' do Hatori last
Hatsuharu- (stands up)
IAG- are you still drunk? (Holds up hand) how many fingers do I have up
Hatsuharu- five…
IAG- ok he's not drunk now to the other drunks
(Both get the two guys drunk)
Ayame- lace is pretty
Shigure- Hehe writer not poet!
Hatori- idiots
IAG- now you
Hatori- no..
IAG- yes (dumps beer down his throat)
Hatori- (hic) calling doctor romance!
Kyo- that's just creepy
(Hatori, Shigure, and Ayame start singing….badly)
IAG- O.K.… well let's move on to the next dare from xFadexToxBlackx
Hahaha.
I dare Shigure to pour oil all over Tohru. And French kiss her. While making out.
And I dare Akito to grope Kyo, Yuki, Hatori, and Hiro.
Have you realized nobody dared Kisa?
That's good.
I don't have the heart to poor Kisa. She's too cute.
IAG- I know she's SO cute (hugs Kisa)
LOTL- can he do that when he's drunk
Kyo + Yuki- NO!
IAG- how do you french kiss someone when you're making out with them?
LOTL- I don't know hmm
Tohru- eh?
Shigure-oil!
Akito- ……………………………………
To Be Continued
IAG- Tune in next time for THE FRUITS BASKET DARE SHOW!
("Forever" comes on)