IAG- Grrr hello welcome to THE FRUITS BASKET DARE SHOW!

Kyo- what's with her?

LOTL- if you haven't noticed she on crutches

Cast- o…

Tohru- what happened?

IAG- Grrr I pulled a leg muscle and it hurts like hell!

Kureno- so that means we don't have to do today's episode?

IAG- are you insane?

LOTL- oh yeah and characters in the anime watch out we just rewatched it all and now she might want revenge…

IAG- you're a big jerk! (She stomps Akito's foot take note she just zapped on high heels and used her other leg)

Shigure- ow..

IAG- and you punk you're so mean to Tohru (stomps Hiro's foot)

Hiro- ow!

IAG- and you are so cute! (Hugs Kisa)

LOTL- can we just get on with the dares

IAG- oh yeah……well uh Shigure if my memory is correct then pour oil over Tohru then French kiss her!

Yuki + Kyo- (twitch)

Shigure- whatever (pours oil all over Tohru)

Tohru- peh!

IAG- at least it wasn't hot oil

Shigure- (French kisses her)

Yuki + Kyo- (look very evil)

Shigure- Yuki and Kyo are scaring me TT

LOTL- next "It" has to grope Kyo, Yuki, Hatori and Hiro

IAG- gross!

Akito- (indifference)

(Akito gropes all listed above)

IAG- mentally scarred!

LOTL- ok the next dare is from Chris73

cry cry) my friend tortured me to give u a dare... i don't want to be hated though, i'm a pathetic sometimes... Hatori gets an hour break from the show and ... Ayame's and mine's shop is rebuilt. i hope no one hates me... i'm sry Furuba characters! plz forgive me!

IAG- -.- (sweat drop)

Cast- -.- ……….

Hatori- bye!

Cast- THAT'S NOT FAIR!

IAG- the shop is already rebuilt!

Hatori- enjoy the hour full of dares without me! (Hatori leaves)

LOTL- cheater……

IAG- well the next dare is from KattKMcAdam

Hey, i love your show , ok i got a... few dares.
1. Tohru kiss Yuki for 30 minutes
2. i dare Kyo to dress in drag and do the hula this one...not my fault, its my b/f, go get him if you want after
3. i dare Hatori to kiss Akito for ten minutes
4. i dare Yuki to dance with Tohru for a half an hour with the song "Can't Stop Falling in Love" from DDR.

ok that's it and remember, i only do that to Yuki and Tohru cause i love them and...my b/f and i just wanted to have fun with Kyo , bye

IAG- well Hatori is gone….lucky bastard

LOTL- well you two can start kissing

IAG- but first (zaps oil off Tohru)

Tohru- thanks

(They start kissing)

IAG- uhhhh does anyone here know what a drag is?

Everyone- no……

IAG- nuts then we can't do the dare

Kyo- yes!

IAG- well because they still have 28 minutes let's move on to the next dare from Echo-Waters again

Cast- SNARL!

wow... 0.0 everyone hates me... well anyhow...

I dare Kagura to run out into the streets and yell "I LOVE PERVERTED NOVELISTS!"

I dare Hatori to copy (imitate) Momiji for the rest of the episode (yes i'm back to Hatori torture)

I dare Yuki to act like a military cadet for the rest of the episode.

I dare Kyo to drink a keg of beer and for IAG and LOTL to hand him my precious shiny nun chucks (which is currently hanging on my closet door)

I dare Haru and IT (as you probably know by now, Akito) to giggle and gossip and whisper like girly-girls

IAG- once again Hatori is not here so Kagura let's go outside for a minute

(They both go outside)

IAG- ok Kagura run into the street and yell….

Kagura- (runs into street) I LOVE PERVERTED NOVELISTS!

Bystander- I'm not going to walk in this street anymore

(They go back inside)

Shigure- Kagura I didn't know you cared

IAG- ok well when Yuki's AHEM done he has to act like some military dude

LOTL- but for now here Kyo (dumps a keg of beer down his throat)

Kyo- (hic)

IAG- and (nun chucks appear in her hands) here (hands Kyo them)

Kyo- WHOOHOHOHOHHO I'm scary!

IAG- -.- ………

Kyo- look I'm Sasuke!

LOTL- isn't that a character from Naruto?

IAG- that's just rude! And he's one of my favorite charrs and he doesn't use nun chucks!

Hatsuharu- I thought I was your favorite character at least because of that you go easy on me

IAG- you are but Sasuke is up there with a lot of other people

Kyo- lookie at me I'm Kohaku

LOTL- from Inuyasha?

IAG- he's a demon slayer!

Kyo- whoooooooooooo!

IAG- ½ hour over stop kissing now dance!

(Yuki and Tohru stop kissing)

Yuki- yes Sir! (salutes)

IAG- good he noticed the dare (Can't Stop Falling In Love starts playing)

(They start dancing)

Kyo- ME!

IAG- ok officially annoyed! (water appears out of nowhere above Kyo)

SPLASH!

Kyo- (shakes his head) BITCH!

IAG- (sigh) now Haru and It have to act like girly girls (shudder)

Akito- pshehehehehe and then he psasasasasasa and so dsjknfdjfjd asjdnsbnfjasbf

Hatsuharu- hjgfhgcfhdgfxstxstesersegxsterstdtr so then swjnfjksfjksn

IAG- TT it breaks my heart to see him like that, that's good enough STOP!

LOTL- that's a relief now we move onto the next dare from Usako-chan'07

That was so freaking AWESOMELY HILARIOUS! Yuki/tohru all the way! Ooh, which leads me to a dare: i dare Tohru and Yuki and Kyo to have a wedding ceremony, with Yuki &Tohru as the 'happy couple' Kyo as the best man who gives the blessing and Hatori as the flower girl!

Everyone- major eye popping

Arisa- GAK!

Hana- I'm going to cry

Kyo- NO WAY IN HELL!

IAG- that is…

LOTL- strange

IAG- sudden

LOTL- that too

Yuki and Tohru- uhhhh………………

Hatori- flower girl?

Kyo- no way I'm way I'm being the best man at that rat's wedding

Ayame- oh I have the greatest outfits!

IAG- I'll guess we'll do it, tell me the outfits Ayame

Ayame- (whispers in IAG ear)

IAG- and me and LOTL want (whispers in his ear)

ZAP!

(Everyone is wearing wedding outfits except LOTL who is wearing a modern blue dress and IAG is wearing a Victorian black dress)

Kyo- you can't wear black to a wedding!

IAG- I can and I will

END OF PART ONE!

LOTL- see us next time in THE FRUITS BASKET DARE SHOW!

IAG- and please wait an episode before you do more dares I have like 2 ½ episodes worth of dares to get through before the guest stars

("Whenever, Wherever" yes new song comes on)