[Meanwhile, it is night time at the Loud House…]

Rita: "Hey, kiddos, it's late. Time to get ready for bed." [Lori is texting, and Leni is painting her nails, in their room] "Last one has to take out the garbage!" [Luan is reading a joke book, and Luna jumps down from her bunk. Lynn and Lucy are in their room...] "For the rest of the month!"

[Hearing this sends the siblings into a rush-induced frenzy; Lynn and Lucy cat-fight each other, the twins are stuck at their doorway as they wrestle for firsties, Lily is chewing on her rattle as Lisa, who had heard the announcement, drops the chemical she's working on without looking, starting to cause an explosion. She notices and starts her own rush.]

Lisa: "Uh-oh!" [grabs Lily] "A suburb time to evacuate the premises!"

[She rushes out her door, with Lily in tow, as the others exit to the bathroom...]

Lori: "I get the mirror first!"

Luna: "Not happenin', dude!"

[Leni just exits.]

Luan: "You can't brush me off!" [laughs]

[Lynn and Lucy are still cat-fighting each other, and the twins have finally exited their room as Lisa and Lily run towards the bathroom.]

Lisa: "Quickly! Let's skedaddle!"

[All four are able to make it as the chemical explodes. Now Barney and Lincoln are in his room chatting.]

Barney: "That's a Super-Dee-DUPER idea, Lincoln!" [He eats a cream puff while holding the other three for his dino friends.]

Lincoln: "Thanks! Better get to the bathroom."[Lincoln runs to his family in the bathroom.]

Barney: "Ok! See you in a little bit. I'll just send these last three puffs to Baby Bop, BJ, and Riff."[Barney makes the cream puffs disappear and faces the viewer.] "The Louds all in for a very big surprise.. especially Lincoln. Shh!"[Giggles]

[Later, everyone is in the bathroom brushing their teeth, except for Leni, who is brushing her hair, Luan, who is flossing her teeth, Lily, who is taking a bath in the sink, and Lynn Sr., who is trying to pluck out his nose hairs.]

Lori: [angrily to Leni] "Um, I'm literally trying to brush my teeth here."

Rita: "We all are, honey."

Leni: "Shh, I'm trying to brush my hair and you keep making me lose count."

Lynn Sr.: "Yeah, well, I'm plucking nose hairs and I lost count too!"

[Everyone else starts arguing. Lincoln pops up from behind.]

Lincoln: "Mom! Dad!"

Luan: [laughs] "Lincoln has to take out the trash for a month!"

Lincoln: [to Luan] "I don't care." [turns to his parents, grunting] "What part of the world are we from?"

Lynn: [seeing toothpaste on her sleeve] "Who spit toothpaste on my arm?"

Lincoln: "Clyde's family's from France!"

Rita: "Well, my family is from right here in Royal Woods, honey."

Lynn Sr.: "I'm not sure where my family is from originally. Why?"

Lincoln: "Because if we knew, we could take a vacation, and meet our relatives."

[That gets the family's attention, and the girls ramble amongst themselves, mostly to their parents.]

Lana: "Vacation!"

Lola: "Five star hotel, please."

Lincoln: "All we need to do is find out where Dad's family is from."

[The girls join Lincoln in convincing their parents into finding out.]

Rita: "Okay, let's just slow down, everyone."

Lynn Sr.: "Well, can't hurt to find out."

Lisa: "All I will need, Father, is a DNA sample."

Lynn Sr.: "No needles." [shivers] "I hate needles!"

Lisa: "Pshaw. Oh, Father." [shines a light onto her face, which changes to a wicked grin] "Needles are for amateurs."

[In Lisa and Lily's room, Lisa pushes a few buttons and flips a switch on for a centrifuge machine. Said machine is connected to a rotator at a capsule going practically at hyperspeed with Lynn Sr. inside as the family looks on. He squeals as his head is squished back into the seat he is sitting in. Later, Lisa pushes buttons on a different device; this one repeatedly dunking Lynn Sr. into a tank of water.]

Lynn Sr.: "I shoulda... picked the... needles!"

Rita: [wincing at everything her husband is enduring] "Boy, I'm glad I know where I'm from."

[Lisa activates a third device. Lynn Sr. is strapped on a table which automatically lifts his arms as six fingers repeatedly tickle his sides, having him laugh uncontrollably.]

Lynn Sr.: [as he's laughing] "Please don't!"

[Lisa pulls a switch, shutting down the machine. A dazed Lynn Sr. collapses on the ground and drools, which Lisa collects.]

Lincoln: "You couldn't have just made him spit in a cup?"

Lisa: "There's a scientific word for that: Boring."

[In the living room, from Lynn Sr.'s point of view, he starts to regain consciousness with the girls all staring at him. Lincoln then comes into view.]

Lincoln: "Dad!"

[Scene switches to normal POV]

Lynn Sr.: [fully awake] "Dahhh, no more tickles!" [flails around a bit, prompting Lincoln to scream and bolt off.]

Rita: [walks up to her husband and consoles him] "Oh, there, there."

Lynn Sr.: [scared] "Is it over?!"

Lisa: "Indeed." [tosses a circular-looking device onto the floor] "My test has determined that we hail from a land of the Romans called..."

[The device pops out its legs, and the flaps open up to portray a grid-enhanced holographic image of...]

Lisa: "Caledonia."

[The siblings are confused.]

Lincoln: "Uh, just give us the street name, Lis."

Lisa: [walks through the hologram] "Street name:..." [presses a button on a remote, switching the name "Caledonia" to...] "Scotland."

[Now they are fascinated.]

Lincoln: "Whoa! Scotland?"

Luna: "We have family in Scotland?"

Barney: [from upstairs in the bathroom]"That's right!"

[He turns the faucet off and comes downstairs drying his hands.]"I never told you this, but about 400 years before I met all of you I actually wound up in Scotland during my travels and happened to meet a family of Louds at that time, too."

Louds: [surprised] What?

[Lynn Jr. steps out.]

Lynn: "Whoa, whoa, whoa. Time out. So you're saying..you met our family before?"

Barney: "Yep. Surprise!"

[The siblings gather around Barney in amazement.]

Lori:: So what were they like?"

Lana: "Did they have a farm?"

Lisa: "Were they scientists?"

Lucy: "Were they morticians?"

Leni: "Were they fashion designers?"

Barney: "Oh-ho-ho-Ho! Well actually when I look at you I can see they are all more like each of you. Two parents, a boy, and ten girls."

Lynn Sr.: "Huh. Well how about that?"

[Now they are fascinated.]

Lana: "Cool!"

Leni: "So exotic."

Lola: "So international."

Barney: "Oh Scotland is such a wonderful place to go. With its beautiful landscapes, Golf games..[pretends to swing a club] 'Fore!'.. its flannel attire, its Lochs, Scottish fabrics, the Highlands, and..its tall castles."

Lola: "Ooh..fancy."

Barney: "And historical. And they're all so full of surprises." [Barney starts singing while walking around the living room.]

Fairy tale castles with beautiful flags,

Flying higher than you've ever seen

Just imagine all of the things you can see

[He extents his hands to Lincoln and Lola, who take a bow and do a curtsy.]

Maybe even a king or a queen

[Barney then skips merrily around while singing.]

Castles so high up to the sky

I know that I would love to go there

Castles so high up to the sky

Wouldn't you love to go, too?

[The Loud siblings sing to convince their parents.]

Lola: Magical places

Luna: and musical things

Luan: Big surprises and so much more

Leni: We can ride a horse

Lana: having fun, of course

Lincoln: An adventure like never before

[Barney and the kids sing together while dancing around the living room.]

Castles so high up to the sky

I know that I would love to go there

Castles so high up to the sky

Wouldn't you love to go, too?

[The camera pans above Barney and the kids looking upward around the table. They then dance together hand in hand. Afterwards Barney and Lincoln pretend to sword fight and then take a bow.]

Castles so high up to the sky

I know that I would love to go there

Castles so high up to the sky

Wouldn't you love to go, too?

[Barney rises from the bottom of the screen between Lynn Sr. and Rita as the song softens.]

Barney: Wouldn't you love to go, too? [The song is over, and he walks away to stand with the kids.]

Lynn Jr.: "Heck yeah, we would!"

[The kids come together in agreement.]

Rita: "Hold on. Barney, as much as we all want to go, it's just so expensive. Thirteen of us traveling all that way?"

[The hologram disappears.]

Lisa: "Actually fourteen counting our life-sized prehistoric companion here."

Lynn Sr.: "I know, but we always do find a way to make vacations work." [puts an arm around his wife] "And the kids always have so much fun."

Barney: "And I'm sure this trip will be twice as fun."

[The kids plead to their parents to take them there.]

Lola: [drags Lynn Sr. down to her level; whispering] "Prove your love to us..."

[They look up at their mother, who thinks it over, and makes a decision.]

Rita: "Scotland, here we come!"

[Barney and the kids all cheer in excitement. Lynn ruffles Lincoln's hair, and Lori texts away on her phone.]

Lynn Sr.: "Let's check the old vacay coin jar. This is just the kind of thing we've all been saving up for!"

[Lynn Sr. later empties the jar, and all there is is just one quarter as it lands on the coffee table.]

Lincoln: "Where'd all the coins go?"

[Lola attempts to sneak away, but the creaky staircase blows her cover and everyone looks at her.]

Lola: "What?! This winning smile doesn't whiten itself, you know!"

[Lola rolls her tongue across her teeth and flashes them so bright, it blinds Rita, Luan, and Lily. Luna just puts on sunglasses.]

Luna: "No bucks, no luck, dudes."

[The family groans in disappointment.]

Lucy: "Really?"

Luan: "Unless we had a..'magical friend'..who could take us there. Hmm?"

[The Louds grin knowingly at Barney.]

Barney:[looking at their sneaky grins and giggles] "Who, me?"

Lynn Sr.: "Yeah. So, how 'bout it, pal?"

Lucy: "Is there a spell you cast?"

Lisa: "Will you use a portal or just transport us to Scotland?"

Barney: "All we would need to do is use our imagina-"[He points at his head but looks at Lincoln.] Umm.. actually since it was his idea maybe Lincoln can take the wheel on this adventure."

Lincoln: "You really think so?"

Barney: "Sure. If you can plan out your whole day, then I believe you can plan out a trip around the world."

Lincoln: "Thanks, Barney. [gets an idea and jumps onto the coffee table] Mom, Dad, we can make this work! Trust me. We just gotta be…" [The camera does a close up on his determined face] "…a little adventurous."

[The next day, Vanzilla drives to the airport as an upbeat song starts to play. Inside the airport, Lincoln gives his plane ticket to an airline ticket agent. She reads that it's a Class F ticket, and then looks at the grinning family.]

I've packed up all my things

No, there's no looking back

I'm gonna leave it all behind

[A plane starts to take off. As it takes flight, a flight attendant gives a man his drink.]

We might not get tomorrow, we got today

We got no time to waste, cause it's now or never

[Down below, Barney and the Louds have actually seemed to have to make it... inside the cargo load, and it appears to be quite a bumpy ride for them. Rita, Lynn Sr., and Lily notice wind blowing toward their direction and look over to see Lincoln waving to them, and holds up a parachute bag.]

Now, now

It's now, it's now

It's now, now

It's now or never

[All the Louds are now skydiving off the plane. Lincoln pulls out a map and the camera zooms into it, where the map is displaying the Louds' journey: the parachutes dropping into Paris, France, a bus driving to Germany (while consuming cheese and a sausage), a train making its way to Belgium, and Barney's colorful hot-air balloon over to the British Isles that is about to make it to the family's destination, but strong winds blow it away.]

Now, now

It's now, it's now

It's now, now

It's now or never

(Now, now, now, now)

(Now, now, now, now)

(Now, now, now, now)

It's now or never

[Lincoln looks around, and spots something. He turns around, gives Barney the thumbs up to deflate the balloon, he nods and does so, and it makes a splash into the ocean. The family's balloon resurfaces, and Lincoln swims it over to a periscope peeking out from the water. He taps it, and it turns to him.]

I wanna see the world

Wanna do something new

And who knows what were gonna find

It's now or never

[Once it does, a submarine resurfaces below the balloon. A female captain opens the hatch and gestures for them to hop in. The family all look at each other, smiling.]

Now, now

It's now, it's now

It's now, now

It's now or never

[Fishes are swimming underwater and Lincoln is seen looking out the window. Then all the fish spread out, and it shows all his sisters, even Lincoln, smooshed against the glass.]

Now, now

It's now, it's now

It's now, now

It's now or never

[The submarine takes off.]

[Bubbles pop up from the water. The submarine comes back up to the surface, and the captain opens up the hatch once again.]

Submarine Captain: "Loud family, welcome to Scotland."

[The Louds peek out and are greatly mesmerized at what is in front of them.]

Lincoln: "Whoa."

Leni: "Wow."

Lana: "Yeah!"

Lynn: "You did it, Stinkin'."

Lana: "Way to go, bro."

Luan: "Lincoln, you're the man."

Leni: "Totes awesome."

Rita: "Good job, Lincoln."

Lynn Sr.: "This is great, Lincoln."

Lori: "We're in Scotland!"

Lola: "It's like something out of a fairy tale."

Barney: [from inside the sub]"Hmm. I can't really see it. I know what to do. [He turns into a hummingbird]" 'Scuse me. Hummingbird coming through." [He flies up through the Loud sisters and onto Lincoln's head.] "Oh! Ho-ho-ho-HO! Great job, Lincoln. I knew you could do it."

[The submarine continues its journey, heading towards the land ahead, an island taking cues from the Scottish: Loch Loud.]