A/N: I know! I'm workin' on Don't Speak! I know it's been like...2 months. But things have been... hectic to say the least. It'll be up...Eventually. But To hold you over here's this! Too much kingdom hearts 2 can lead to strange things. Strange. Things. O.o

Disclaimer: Sirius and Remus belong to J.K. Rowling. Kingdom Hearts belongs to...er...who..they belong to... Point is it aint me.

Rating: K. No foul language here :)

"What makes you think you can help me?"

"I know I can."

"Pretty sure of yourself, huh?"

"I won't let him hurt you!"

"I don't need your help. I can take care of myself."

"Oh of course! Because you're doing such an amazing job by yourself! Why can't you just admit you may be over your head here?"

"Because I'm not! I'm perfectly capable of doing it myself! I've gotten this far haven't I?"

"If you wanna call that progress."

"I would call it progress! It's just…harder than it looks."

"Then let me help you! Please… I can't stand to just sit back be forced to watch as dozens of lives just end like that!"

"Don't you snap your fingers at me!"

"Fine! Don't let me help! I'll just sit and watch as you allow him to kill you."

"He won't kill me!"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"So what now you're just not gonna say anything?"

"You said you didn't need my help, so I'm gonna let you do it yourself."

"…"

"…?"

"Right now?"

"Right now."

"But…I'm… I'm not ready."

"Too late. There he is."

"OH MERLIN! I'M NOT READY FOR THIS! HE'S GONNA KILL ME!"

"You said you could take him! Now do it!"

"…"

"Don't close your eyes! Face him like a man!"

"But Sirius! I'm afraid to die!"

"Come one! Focus some of that wolfish strength!"

"But angels outrank wolves!"

"Remus! Think about it! He's only got one wing, so technically he's only half an angel!"

"STILL STRONGER THAN ME!"

"DON'T THROW THE CONTROLLER AT ME WITHOUT EVEN PAUSING IT!"

"SIRIUS GET HIM!"

"I'M TRYING!"

"SIRIUS WATCH OUT!"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"… You killed me."

"… Well… Sephiroth is hard."

"You promised you wouldn't let me die!"

"It's not my fault Sora's a weak little prat!"

"Oh, I don't think its Sora who's weak!"

"...Remus you're mean when you play Kingdom Hearts."

"Take it like a man, Siri."