[The sub has docked, and the Louds exit. Barney(as a hummingbird) flies down and lands on the dock turning back into himself.]

Lincoln: "I can't wait to meet our relatives."

Lynn: "Whoo!"

Luan: "Amazing."

Barney: "It sure is."

Leni: "I don't see a mall, but it's still totes pretty."

Lucy: "It's so wonderful, I don't even mind seeing it in the sunshine."

[Lori spots something, gasps, and takes a photo.]

Lynn Sr.: [in a Scottish accent] "Time for a wee dauber doon yonder!"

Luan: "An accent already, Dad? Really?"

Lola: "At least he's not wearing a kilt."

Lynn Sr.: "Oh, yeah? Check it out!"

[Lynn Sr. takes off his khakis, revealing that he does have a kilt. The family (sans Lana and Barney) is taken aback.]

Barney: "Very traditional, Mr. Loud."

Lana: "Sweet knees, Pops."

Lori: "Ooh! Bobby's not gonna believe I'm here." [prepares to call him]

[At the Casagrande mercado in Great Lakes City, Bobby's laptop gets a call from Lori.]

Lori's ringtone: [looping] "Boo-Boo Bear! Boo-Boo Bear!" [Bobby, holding a sticker gun, perks up and scrambles to the counter] "Boo-Boo Bear! Boo-Boo Bear!"

Bobby: [falls while reaching the counter] "Owie!"

Lori's ringtone: "Boo-Boo Bear! Boo-Boo-"

Bobby: [picks up] "Babe, miss you so much!"

Lori: "Oh, Boo-Boo Bear!"

Bobby: "I hope you got my texts. I sent one every hour, on the hour, just like you asked. How's the vacay?"

Lori: [breaks up] "It's ama-a-a-a-a-zing here!"

Bobby: "What? Oh, I lost you there for a sec."

[On Lori's end, Bobby is also breaking up.]

Lori: "Oh, I was just saying how much I love Scotland!"

Bobby: "Babe!" [breaks up]

Lori: "Wait, you're breaking up. I can't hear you!"

[Cut back to the mercado.]

Bobby: "Babe, I can't hear you!"

Lori: [breaking up] "I love Scot-"

Bobby: "Babe!"

Lori: "B-br-breaking up... y-y-you!"

Bobby: "Wait, what?!"

Lori: "Brea-breaking up... you!" [cuts back to her end] "Stupid phone." [hangs up]

Barney: "Maybe you can take some pictures for Bobby while we're here, Lori."

Lori: "Good idea, Barney."(She snaps a photo of the town ahead.)

[Back at the mercado, a stunned Bobby drops the laptop, thinking Lori is breaking up with him. Ronnie Anne, having a popsicle, is revealed to have overheard everything.]

Ronnie Anne: "Did Lori just break up with you?"

Bobby: [on the verge of tears] "She said she's in love with some other guy!"

Ronnie Anne: "Well, don't just stand there! You can't let some other guy be her Boo-Boo Bear!"

Bobby: [determined] "Heck no, I can't! There's only one Boo-Boo Bear, and that's me. Looks like I'm going to Scotland!" [He bikes out of the mercado, but heads back inside] "Wait!"

Ronnie Anne: "Huh?"

Bobby: "What was I thinking? You can't ride a bike to Scotland..." [gets a helmet] "Without a helmet."

[He leaves the mercado, for real this time. Ronnie Anne slowly turns to the camera, completely stupefied.]

[Back in Scotland, the Louds have finally reached shore...]

Barney: "Okay, everyone, who's ready to meet some Louds?" [The family cheers] "Hmmm..."

Lincoln: [spots someone]"Hey, let's ask that fisherman where we can find them."

[The others agree. The Louds advance on the fisherman, who is shocked and holds up a fish.]

Lincoln: "Excuse me? We traveled halfway around the world to meet our relatives. This is our friend Barney, and we're the Louds. Do you know where we can-"

Fisherman: "Louds? Louds?! LOUDS!" [bolts out of the harbor and into town] "LOUDS! LOUDS! LOUDS!"

[The Louds watch the fisherman flee in confusion.]

Lynn: "Think he's coming back?"

Barney: "Maybe he's looking for someone to help us out."

Lincoln: "Don't worry, everyone. I bet there are Louds this way. Follow me."

[The Louds and Barney head into town.]

Lynn: "Let's do this!"

[They enter the town, which is dotted with imagery of dragons.]

Lana: "Whoa, cool!"

[A flock of sheep stampedes in front of them.]

Lola: "What the sheep?"

[A voice comes calling from a distance]: Fluffy! Oh Fluffyyy!

Rita: "What was that?"

Lisa: "Hmmm. Quaint, yet illogical. Just like that door over there."

[She's pointing to a red door placed meters above the sidewalk. A dark-skinned woman exits the house.]

Mrs. Turnberry: "Have a lovely day, my dear."

[The Louds gasp (complete with Lucy saying "gasp") as the woman is about to fall into the sidewalk, but a man comes up with a ladder and places it on her doorstep. She walks down the ladder.]

Angus: "Watch your step, Mrs. Turnberry."

Mrs. Turnberry: "Thank you, Angus. Someday, someone will help us fix this silly town."

Angus: "One can only hope, ma'am."

Barney: (pulls out a pad and pencil and starts writing while quoting to himself) "New stairs."

Lynn: "Whatcha' doin, Big Purple?"

Barney: "Just listing problems that need to be fixed in this town. I never realized there were so many."

Lisa: "Looks like someone failed Door Making 101."

Lincoln: [notices a sign] "Hey, I bet those signs will tell us where to look."

[They head over to a list of signs, but they're all jumbled...]

Lynn: "Or not."

Lisa: "Someone failed Sign Making 101, too."

Barney:(starts writing again) "Mixed..up..signs"

[...and due to this obvious oversight, a woman, driving a car, is looping around the roundabout.]

Car Driver: "How do I get out of here?!"

Luna: [notices something] "Dudes, look at that!"

[At the bell tower, the big bell has been made into a nesting grounds for birds, and the town crier is using a little bell instead.]

Bell Ringer: "It's nine o'clock and all is WELLLL!" [gets attacked by the bird]

[Lori, Luan, Lynn, and the twins laugh at that while Barney makes a note of this on his notepad.]

Barney: Oh my.

Lincoln: "Never seen that before."

(Another voice calls again from a distance.): "Fluffy?" While another calls, "Here, sheepy sheepy sheepy!"

Luan:" I think I heard that voice before."

Barney: (Giggling)"I know what you mean."

Lana: "Yep, I know that cute voice anywhere."

[Barney and the Louds see none other than his best Dino friends Baby Bop and BJ wandering around the corner.]

The Louds: "Baby bop! BJ!"

Baby Bop: (she stops, noticing her friends, and waves at them.)"Oh! Hi, everybody! Hi! Hi, Barney!"(The Louds wave to the Ceratops siblings and greet them.)

BJ: Hiya, Barney! Hi, guys!

[Barney transports the siblings to him and the

Louds in the center of the roundabout to give Baby Bop a hug]

Barney: "Hi, Baby Bop! Hi, BJ"

Lynn Sr.: "So what brings you guys to Scotland?"

BJ: "We're trying to catch a whole flock of sheep around here to get 'em back to their pen."

Baby Bop: "Like a cute little lamb I'm watching–I call him Fluffy cause she's very soft."

Lori: "Well..I'm afraid you missed them, guys. They just ran past us in the middle of the street."

BJ: "Sorry, Sissy."

Baby Bop: (Disappointed)"Oh..Well, there goes Fluffy."

[Barney steps out to stand beside Baby Bop to comfort her, and Lincoln follows suit.]

Barney: "Oh Don't worry, Baby Bop. You can come with us, and we can see if we find Fluffy and her friends along the way."

Baby Bop: "Ooh, yay!"(Giggles, but then becomes curious)"So..where are we going. Barney?"

Lincoln: "We're going to meet our ancestors."

Baby Bop: "But your sisters are right there, Lincoln."

BJ: (laughing) "Sissy, Lincoln didn't mean his 'sisters'. He said their ancestors."

Baby Bop: "Oh, his ancestors. Barney, what's an an-cestor?"

Barney: "An ancestor is a family member that lived a long time ago."

BJ: "Wow! You mean you guys really have ancestors here?"

Lisa: "Indeed, we do. BJ."

BJ: "Then what are waitin' for?"

Baby Bop: "Yeah, I wanna go meet some Louds! Whoo!"(giggles)

[The two dinos join Barney and the Louds as they continue in search through town.]

Lynn Sr.: "Rita, they have a fish shop, and a chip shop!"

[Both shops' owners are arguing with each other.]

Fish Shoppe Owner: "The fish goes on the chips!"

Chip Shoppe Owner: "No, the chips go on the fish!"

Fish Shoppe Owner: "Nobody likes cold fish!"

Chip Shoppe Owner: "You" the cold fish."

Fish Shoppe Owner: "Well, you married me, didn't ya?"

Luna: "This place is crazy town."

[The Louds start walking along with the Dinos.]

Lynn: "Heh, talk about bonkers."

Lola: "Who's running this show?"

Leni: [to random citizens] "Have a nice day, Scott! Hi, Scott! Hey, Scott!"

Lori: "Why are you calling everyone Scott?"

Leni: "Um, we're in Scott-land. Duh." [keeps greeting citizens] "What's up, Scott? You must be-" [bumps into a young man carrying cloth. She looks into his eyes] "Scott..."

Scott: "Yeah. How did you know that?"

[Both blush at each other.]

Lori: [offscreen] "Leni!"

Leni: "Uh, bye, Scott from Scott Land..." [Scott stares at her as she returns to her family] "That was Scott!"

[Meanwhile, other citizens are apparently in awe at the Loud family. The fisherman meets up with Angus.]

Fisherman: "Hey, Angus. You're not gonna believe who's here!" [points at the Louds] "Look!"

Villager: "Are those the Louds?"

Angus: [gasps] "Well, blow my bagpipes!"

[The citizens are now crowding around the Louds and the dinos.]

Lori: "Oh, hi!"

Barney: "Oh-ho, Hi!"

BJ: "Hi, guys!"

Lola and Baby Bop: "Hello!"

Lori: "Everyone is so friendly."

Barney: "Well let's just say your family is very famous in this town."

Angus: [pushes through the crowd] "Pardon me. Are you really Louds?"

[A sheep bleats. The Louds pause for a second, before clamoring they are.]

Lynn Sr.: "Yeah, we sure are!"

Baby Bop: "Fluffy!" (Runs out to hug the sheep.) "Oh..I was so worried about you. [The sheep bleats happily.]

Angus: [laughs] "Barney. Good to see you, old friend."

Barney: "Oh Hello, Angus! It's nice to see you, too."

Angus: "Welcome to Loch Loud!"

[The crowd parts, revealing the name on various cars, trucks, and buildings as Scottish music starts to play.]

Lincoln: "Loch Loud?"

Angus: "That's right, lad. This town was founded by your ancestors!" [The Louds are fascinated.]"Riff, would you do the honors?"

[Baby Bop and BJ's cousin Riff Hadros is seen in a tartan outfit with bagpipes behind the Louds, who step out of the way.]

Riff: "Sure thing, Angus!"

The Louds and Dinos: "Riff!"

Baby Bop: "Cousin Riff!"

BJ: "Hiya. cuz! Good to see ya!"

Barney: "Hi, Riff!"

Riff: "Hey, guys! It's time to "Loch" n' Roll! Ha-ha!" (He starts blowing his bagpipes, and Angus starts singing.]

You see, about 400 years ago

Our village rose to fame

By a family who founded all

I believe you know the name

But we lost our leaders, lost our way

We've never been the same

[The Louds and dinosaurs get excited and follow Angus.]

That family's name was Loud

And now you've come home again!

Angus, Louds, and Dinos:

This town is named for you, yes

This town is named for you

[A few citizens jump into a river, from what was supposed to be a bridge, and Scott is moving a woman along, who is in the river, by hook-like pole, and then sees Angus, the Louds, and their friends run by. Leni waves to him, and he waves back, not noticing a man is being dragged away in the river.]

This town is named for you, yes

This town is named for you

This town is named for you, yes

This town is named for you

It's hard to believe, it's crazy but true

This town is named for you!

[Angus leads the Louds and Dinos out of town.]

Angus:

And 400 years we've waited

With a hope as strong as stone

For the Louds to come back home again

We've yearned

[A huge, yet ornate castle comes into view. Angus waves a hand to it, and the Louds are fascinated.]

In this glorious castle on the hill

We've been awaiting you

My Louds, at last, you've returned

Come on!

[Inside the castle, the castle stewardess, Morag, is bathing in a bathtub. She hears the commotion before getting annoyed. With a towel wrapped around her, she grabs binoculars, spots the portcullis drop, and is shocked to find the Louds walking and a group of strange reptiles (dinosaurs) dancing about on the castle territory.]

Angus, the Louds, and the Dinos:

This town is named for you, yes

This town is named for you

This town is named for you, yes

This town is named for you

[Morag gets nervous, and backs away from the window. The camera is focused on the Louds, Angus, and Barney's friends pointing side to side as Barney follows, skipping along.]

This town is named for you, yes

This town is named for you

It's hard to believe,~

Barney: it's crazy but true

All: This town is named for you!

[The Louds and Dinos run up to the entrance and take in their surroundings, admiring the scenery of the castle. Angus runs up to the entry doors as the song ends.]

Angus:

This town is named for you!

Leni: "'For You' is a weird name for a town."

BJ: (shaking his head) "Oh, brother."

Rita: "Uh, I-I'm sorry, but who are you again?"

Barney: "This is my friend Angus. I met him during one of my visits here when he was a boy."

Angus: "Now I'm the Loud Castle groundskeeper, and I welcome you to your ancestral home."

Angus opens the doors to the castle to reveal a beautiful sight. The castle interiors are as royal as it is majestic. The Louds and Dinos clamor in awe, and enter the Castle of Loud, taking in the sights around them. They can't believe their ancestors lived here, in a castle.]

Lana: "Sweet!"

Rita: "So fancy..."

Riff: "Cool-a-rama! I've never been in a real castle before."

Lola: "This is more like it."

Lynn: "Wowie... wow."

BJ: "You can say that again."

Lincoln: "I can't believe Louds lived here."

Baby Bop: "This castle is so BIG!"

Rita: "We could fit a hundred of our houses in here."

Barney: "This looks just like it did centuries ago."

[Upstairs, Morag bolts out of the bathroom wearing a towel, and enters another door. She exits, wearing her usual wear. Morag, in despair, sees the new visitors, then puts on a friendly face…]

Morag: "Oh me, oh my!" [traversing down the stairs] "Do my eyes deceive me? Why, you're, um..."

Angus: "Louds!"

Morag: "Yes, I heard the song, Angus. Everyone in Scotland heard the song."

[Angus bolts over to her and grips her in a bone-crushing hug.]

Angus: "Our dreams have come true, Morag! Louds are back after 400 years!"

[Angus beams, stars in his eyes.]

Morag: "Ho-oh, my!" [close-up] "Put. Me. Down."

Angus: "Oh, sorry! Sorry." [puts her down] "Loud family, may I introduce Morag, the castle caretaker."

[Enter Lola with her bag.]

Lola: "Oh! Would you care to take my bag?"

Rita: [pulls Lola away, leaving the bag there] "Lola! Heh heh, sorry."

[As Lola is dragged away, she points to her bag.]

Barney: "Well it's nice to meet you, Morag."

(Morag gasps seeing the seven-foot-tall T-Rex walking towards her. She shrieks, jumping into Angus' arms.)

Morag: "What in blazes is that?!

Angus: "Why this is Barney the Dinosaur, a good friend to children around the world and of the Louds' ancestors as well. And he brought his young dino friends here, too."

Barney: "Right. This is BJ, his sister Baby Bop, and their cousin Riff."

[ BJ, Baby Bop, and Riff wave to Morag.]

Dinos: "Hi, Morag!"

Morag: (nervously smiles and waves as Angus puts her down again)"Hmm..living dinosaurs. How nice."

Barney: "You've certainly done a Tee-Riffic job of keeping this place clean and tidy."

Morag: "Why thank you, um, Barney. After all, a clean castle is a good castle."

Angus: "I can barely believe Louds have returned to their rightful place!"

Rita: "Well, for a week."

Angus: "A week? Not forevermore?-"

Morag: [covering Angus' mouth] "Oh, let's not pry, Angus. The family is only here on holiday. Yes, well I do hope you enjoy your visit. You'll find lovely accommodations in the village."

Angus: "Or they can stay here! It's their family's castle after all."

[Morag is not pleased; the Loud kids pull off their convincing eyes.]

Lana: "You mean it?"

Lynn Sr.: "We can stay?"

[Some of the kids ramble.]

Lynn: "Yes, yes, yes!"

BJ: "Can we spend the week here. Barney?"

Riff: "P-lease?"

Baby Bop: "Oh please? Pretty please? Can we, Barney?"

Barney: "Well as long as it's ok with Angus."

Angus: "Absolutely."

Morag: [holding back her anger] "Mmph... what a…" [fake smiles] "…marvelous idea."

[The kids and young dinos rush over and hug her.]

Lucy: "I've never been so excited."

Leni: "Can we call you 'Aunty Morag'?"

Baby Bop: "Yay, Aunty Morag!"(laughs)

[Morag pulls her head out of the hug.]

Morag: "Oi! Hands off the antiques!"

[Which Lynn Sr. is tinkering with…]

Lynn Sr.: "Oh."

[…and thus causing a stand of armor to fall apart…]

Morag: "Oh my."

Lynn Sr.: "It was like that already."

[…and the battleaxe falls and knocks a piece off-screen, accompanied with a cat screech. Morag turns to Lynn Sr.]

Lynn Sr.: [chuckles] "That one's on me."

Lincoln: [walks up to Angus and Barney] "Uh, Mr. Angus, sir, what can you tell us about our ancestors?"

Angus: "Oh. A grander clan this land has never seen!"

[Angus withdraws the curtains to reveal a painting of the Louds' ancestors, who are literally identical to them, but in royal Scottish attire. The Louds and Dinos are in awe.]

Luna: "Whoa."

Lynn: "Whoa-ho! Barney, you weren't kidding"

Lana and BJ: "No… way!"

Lisa: "Am I experiencing double vision?"

Lynn Sr.: "It's old-timey us!"

[Barney chuckles]

Leni: "When did we pose for this?"

Barney: "Actually, Leni, they had quite unique names." (Clears his throat and uses a Scottish accent) There are the parents. Mr. Lindsay and Ms. Rhona Loud, then there's Lora. Lexi, Lena, Layla, Lyndsie, the boy, Lindon, Lucille, Lara, Lolita, Leith, and baby Lilias. "(Lily giggles)

Lori: "Ten girls and one boy. Literally just like us."

Riff: "Nice accent, Barn'." (The other dinos agree.)

Barney: (in his normal voice) "Why thank you, Riff. Visiting Scotland gives you plenty of time to practice."(giggles)

Lucy: "That's amazing."

Luna: [giggles] "Yes!"

Lincoln: "Yeah. How about that…?" [sports a worried expression afterward]

[Morag, meanwhile, is picking up the parts of the armor while the Louds are still commenting on the painting.]

Morag: "Just a week. Only for a week."

Angus: "Would you fancy a look at the rest of the castle?"

Louds: "Yes!"