Disclaimer: I don't own EENE and I never said that I did.
Behind them was what looked like a giant, gray grasshopper with horns sticking out of the side of its mouth. Everybody broke into panic and started running for their lives. The gang of six was ahead of everyone else, thinking of a place to hide. Nicky looked behind and saw the monster jump and grab Jimmy, Sarah, and Nazz with its tentacles. The monster was starting to gain on them. "It's gaining!" Yelled Nicky. "Don't (huff) worry. He can't (puff) catch us now." Said a positive and tired Double D. Then a barf colored, sticky line shot right past Double D's head. It then started to retract, but it now had Kevin stuck to it! Double D jumped out of the way of Kevin. "Well never be able to make it now!" Said a horrified Eddy. "If only I could run like the mutant track monster, Speedlar!" Said Ed, once again remembering one of his comics. Double D then had an idea. They need modern day technology (one of Double D's inventions)!
Double D put his hand in his pocket ands pulled out a helmet made from a strainer that was supposed to look futuristic. "Everybody get by me!" Yelled Double D. Now that everyone was close together, Double D put on the helmet and pressed one of the buttons on it. Suddenly, a zoom bike appeared at their feat and they were now riding what looked like a car made of everyday junk (like from the one when the candy store was giving out free jawbreakers). Double D then turned a twister dial to a label that said "fast", and then they zoomed off, leaving the monster in their dust. As soon as they turned into the lane, the vehicle stopped. "What's the matter Double D, keep moving." Said Eddy. Double D then turned around with a grim look on his face and said, "We're out of fuel." Every body started to panic. Ed looked and saw that the monster was starting to get closer. "Follow me!" Commanded Ed, and he then jumped off the vehicle and lifted up the fence, and Ed's house was right behind the fence! "We'll hide in the fortress of Ed!" Declared Ed. He then grabbed everyone, went through the fence, and jumped through the window that led into his basement and locked everything.
Everyone looked out the window and looked to see what the monster was doing. The monster just stood there, looked around, and then went away. Everyone let out a sigh. "Hey Ed. Do you have anything to eat?" Asked Aaron. "Do I ever!" Replied Ed. He quickly opened up his closet (which was over flowing with food) and pulled out a pizza. Everyone ate the pizza and started to talk about what they should do about the monster. Michael was about to suggest something when they heard something move. The all looked over to Ed's bed and saw it jumping around! Ed's sea gulls were making noises and flapping their wings. "Don't worry Penelope! I'll save you!" Ed then jumped under the bed and started to wrestle with whatever was under there. A flash then ran out of Ed's bed and into the bathroom. "AHHH! SPLINTERS!" Ed crawled out and started to pull wood out of his hand. Everybody then grabbed something to attack the thing when they opened Ed's bathroom door. Aaron had part of a car, Michael had the broken leg of a table, Nicky had broken side of a chair, Double D and Eddy had chickens, and Ed had one of his deadly toys. They opened the door and were ready to whack whatever was in there. "On the Count of three." Said Nicky. "1…2…3!"