Disclaimer: I don't own EENE and I never said I did.
DD was driving the bus like a mad man, always looking around to make sure there was no monster following them. They had been driving for five minutes when Michael asked, "DD! If this bus has been abandoned for years, wouldn't that mean it would need some gas?" The bus then stopped. Eddy looked out the back window and saw the some gray cockroach crawling after them. "INTO THE TREE HOUSE!" Screamed Nicky.
The boys frantically climbed up the tree house. They boarded up the entrance and took a peek out of the window. The monster got to the tree house and looked around for the boys. When it couldn't see them, it started to sniff around. It jumped back in pain and then looked at the top of the tree house. It then all became obvious. "Eddy, are you wearing your cologne?" Asked DD. Eddy then stared at his feet with a guilty look on his face. The tree then shook violently. The monster was banging his head on the tree, trying to shake them out of it. Then it stopped.
"He must have left." Whispered Michael. They all looked out the window and saw a gray blur moving around the cul-de-sac. DD then got an idea. He then started to look around the tree house. "Whatcha lookin for DD?" Asked Ed. While DD searched through the laundry room (they fixed up the tree house) he answered, "When I went down into my basement, the monster costume was missing. And it sounded like Plank wanted to tell us that the monster was the costume. Maybe it still has clothes like property."
"What does that mean." Asked Michael. DD then found a laser pen and some starch. "It means that we might be able to shrink it. Look for these." He handed them some notes for a laundry detergent that starched clothes but still kept them comfortable. "When you mix my detergent with laser waves, you get a laser that can shrink clothes!" Explained DD. By the end of the day they had 6 brands of laundry soap, a laser pointer, starch, and a water gun. They all worked all night, taking turns being asleep and being awake. By the third day it was finished. The water gun had DD laundry detergent in it and a laser.
"Lets test it." Said Nicky. They grabbed a shirt and hung it on the door. When DD pulled the trigger, a whitish blue beam shot out. When it hit the shirt, it shrunk to the size of an apple. They now were all armed with squirt guns and were now hunting the monster.