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As soon as DD saw the moaning wall, he fainted. The wall said, "Ah man! I can't believe he fainted!" Another part of the wall said, "Weak in the knees Ed boy needs to stop lying around and help, ya?" While another part of the wall said, "Hey! I think I'm starting to flake off!"
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So Michael, Nicky, Ed, and Eddy walked cautiously through the woods. Michael was covering the back, Nicky was covering the left side while Ed was covering the right side, and Eddy was in the front Every time a leaf would crunch or a twig would snap, they would all look to where it had happened. Ed was looking around when he saw it. He saw a gray thing running through the trees on the branches. "Guys, the potato monster is in the trees!" Everybody turned to the trees and saw the gray flash that ran through them. It soon jumped out and swallowed Nicky. Everybody pointed their guns at it. But it swung its tail and knocked them to the ground. Before it left it used it's sticky spit and pulled Eddy into its mouth. By the time Ed and Michael got onto their feet the monster was gone. "Crud!" Yelled Michael, banging his fist on the ground. "If only we knew where it was hiding."
"OOO! Pick me!" Yelled Ed, waving his hand around in the air.
"Uh, Ed."
Ed put on his fake glasses so he would look smart. "The answer is quite simple, Michael. Follow me." Ed then reached into his pocket and pulled out a remote control. "It'll go faster if we go by rewind." Ed whispered to Michael. Ed then pointed the remote at himself and clicked rewind. He then started to do all of the things that had happened a couple of minutes ago and started to run backwards. Michael followed him. He was surprised to see that Ed had led him to the monkey boys cave. "It's here." Whispered Ed. So the two crept into the cave and saw something horrible.
They saw all of the kids glued onto the wall by the sticky spit of the monster. "Guys!" Shouted Ed. He then ran over to the wall and hugged the part of the wall that had Eddy and DD. "Ed! Run away!" Yelled DD. "Huh?" Ed could feel something breathing on him. He looked around and saw the monster. "AAAHHHH!" He threw his hands up and accidentally threw it into the monsters mouth. He then jumped out of the way. The monster was about to dive for Ed when a little laser shot past it.
It then directed it self towards Michael. "Shoot him Ed!" Yelled Michael, running for his life while the monster chased him. Ed looked at his hands and saw that his gun was missing. "Sorry. Can I borrow yours?"
"BORROW MINE!" Michael was still running from the monster. "ARE YOU N… stay there Ed!" Michael then started to change where he was running. He then made a quick turn around and started to run towards the monster. "Take this!" Michael threw his gun so it went right past the monster. It hit Ed in the head and bounced into his hands. While the monster picked Michael up, Ed aimed his gun and shot it. The monster then shrunk until it was no more and Michael fell to the ground. The two then tore all of the kids off of the wall. That was the last time that they ever had monster problems, for a while that is.