Disclaimer: See Ch. 1.

Ryu and Hayate both have Butterfinger candy bars, and ski masks on. They go into a small gas station. They put the candy bar into a man's back. "Give us all your money now!" The frightened guy gives them his wallet. Hayate and Ryu both drop their candy bars on the ground and disappear. They re-appear back in their apartment and give each other high-fives. "SCORE!"

Zack goes out in public wearing a wedding dress, and somehow manages to look like Dennis Rodman in the process.

Ryu is caught watching the movie Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure, whilst eating cheese popcorn and drinking a Budweiser.

Hayate is caught dancing to Another One Bites The Dust.

Leifang is caught slitting her dresses. On purpose.

Jann Lee is caught stealing candy from a kid. A lollipop to be exact. A purple one. It was grape.

Bass was caught singing, rather horribly might I add, to Beyonce's Naughty Girl.

Kasumi was caught holding a strawberry condom.

Ryu was caught laughing.

Zack was caught screaming like a little girl when he saw a mouse.

Christie was caught smiling warmly.

Bayman was caught talking to his parakeet, whose name is Bobbert, using baby talk.

Leon was caught stuffing his face full of donuts. He gained ten pounds. He cried for hours straight. Clutching his teddy bear Mr. Snooglees.

Gen-Fu was caught sleeping with a teddy bear named Mr. Teddy Bear of Genius.

Helena was caught having singing lessons from her maid...O.O WTF!

Brad Wong was caught drinking Sun Drop...O.O I know, not whiskey or anything alcoholic.

Hitomi was caught dressed as Alice In Wonderland on DOA3 for her alternate costume. +OH DEAR GOD THE BLONDE HAIR, THE CLOTHES, THE BRIGHT COLOR...GOD HAVE YOU NO MERCY! SPARE US PLEASE+

Tina was caught stuffing her bra with padded cloth.

Ayane was caught spray painting her kunais purple.

Ayane was caught changing her contacts, so that her eyes could be red.

Ayane was also caught dying her hair a light lilac/lavendar colour.

Ryu was caught straightening his hair.

Hayate was caught fighting against a floating straw dummy...and lost horribly...O.O