Chapter 2: Prepare to Meet the Staff

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Bet you can't guess who the staff's gonna be.

"What are we gonna do this as? A play?" Sora asked Ryo-oki.

"Of course not! A movie!" Ryo-oki smiled.

"What's Kairi so upset about?" Riku muttered, pointing to her.

"Huh? Remember yesterday how I didn't say her part?" Ryo-oki grinned evilly.

"Yeah..." Sora and Riku said at once.

"Well... Her job is to flirt with you!" Ryo-oki grinned. "Selphie supposed to point you out to me."

"So that's why she's so upset..." Yuffie said in awe.

"Anyway, I have to introduce you to everyone!" Ryo-oki ran over to an office where a girl with long brown hair and dark brown eyes hidden behind glasses sat.

"Hello!" She smiled. "My name's Hurky. I'm Ryo's personal secretary and in charge of doing your scripts!" She handed everyone the scripts and bags of clothes. "These are your costumes."

A girl with short brown hair and brown eyes also behind glasses walked up to Ryo. "You DO know how much money we're spending, right?"

"This is Cindy, the accountant." Ryo-oki smiled. "TO THE CAFETERIA!"

They all walked down into a large room. "This is where the food's served." Ryo-oki explained.

"Obviously." Ansem commented to Sepheroth.

"Oh! Cindy, you got 'the thing' right?"

"Yes." She put a collar on Sepheroth and Ansem.

"No misbehaving, or..." Ryo-oki hit a button.

They both fell to the ground twitching.

"Shock collars." Ryo-oki explained.

"Nice!" A girl with reddish blonde hair walked up to them, laughter in her blue eyes. "You asked me to prepare my special potion for Axel, carrot?"

"Huh...?" Squall said, slightly confused.

"That's how she says 'correct'. She's the cafeteria lady. Her name's Effie." Ryo-oki smiled.

"QL937 reporting for duty!" A robot walked over to them.

"This is QL937. She's the cameraman." Ryo-oki frowned. "Have you seen Jane or Tiffany anywhere?"

"QL937 hasn't seen either! QL937 shall go search." The robot turned and left.

"Besides the robot, are the members of your crew girls?" Cloud asked.

"Of course not! There's a guy! Meet Jane!" Ryo-oki pointed to a man.

"I'm Kerchevskoinmoyvilnary Jane, but you can call me K.J. or Jane." The man held out a hand made of Popsicle sticks. "Look! I finally found a replacement hand!" He had stringy orange hair and 2 different color eyes. He wore a white shirt with a picture of a demon with the word 'Samael' written underneath it. ((I put more detail into him because he's from another fic. I just copy pasted.)) "Hey! You stole my jacket idea!" He shouted at Squall.

"What? I got this jacket first!" Squall shouted back.

"Yeah... Let's not fight with the director, OK Squall?" Ryo-oki pushed the 2 apart.

"I thought you were in charge." Aerith said, holding a mug of hot chocolate.

"I am, but I can't be shouting stuff if I'm part of the movie."

"She has a good point..." Nisemono muttered.

"My name's Tiffany." A girl said with short blonde hair and brown eyes. ((Lots of brown eyes...)) "I'm in charge of special affects." She smiled. "Where are Ryu and Rachel?"

"Right here." A boy with brown hair and blue eyes walked up to them. "Don't ask me where Rachel is."

"Right here!" A girl with black hair and green eyes tackled Squall. "My Squall!" She screamed happily.

"Please don't yell... OH NO! NOT YOU!"

"Yup! It's your biggest fangirl ever!" Rachel hugged Squall, and then hopped off.

"Well, you've met my crew. Anywho, tomorrow we'll start the movie!" Ryo-oki grinned. "We'll try on the costumes and practice! Hurry up!"

"I feel like an idiot..." Riku muttered, wearing some peasant clothes. The sleeves were torn and so were the bottom of the pant legs. "This is stupid..."

Ryo-oki walked out in a beautiful white dress with a light pink sash as a belt. "How do I look?"

Riku just stared.

"Wow! That looks great on you!" Ansem said. He was wearing a purple suit for his costume. "Now can you take this shock collar off?"

"No." Ryo-oki said, slightly annoyed. "I was asking Riku anyway."

Riku finally snapped out of shock. "Great! You look like a princess."

"Well, that's the point silly!" She laughed. "Where's everyone else?"

"We're not coming out." Cloud and Sepheroth said in the background.

"Why not?" Sora asked. "Cloud, you're the king!"

"You forgot to mention the cast change, didn't you...?" Hurky said quietly.

"Oh yeah!" Ryo-oki grinned. "Squall's the king now, and Cloud's playing a mouse with Sepheroth."

Everyone collapsed in fits of laughter.

Squall went into the dressing room they were hiding in and dragged them out. They had gray spandex ((lol)) on and shorts and t-shirts. "You're kidding me, right?"

That was it, everyone died laughing.

"Oh! Ryo, the Moogles are here." Hurky said, looking at her palm pilot. "The leader demands to speak our leader."

"Alright. Could you get them so I change back?" Ryo-oki walked into her dressing room.

Kairi walked out in a beautiful ball gown. "I really don't like this..." It was a pale blue dress with a dark blue ribbon wrapped around her waist.

"You look nice!" Sora smiled. "I'm stuck wearing this." He made a face at his ugly outfit. It was a red tailcoat. "I look like I'm British!"

"That's the point!" Hurky shouted.

"Ack! Weren't you supposed to get the Moogles?" Donald jumped. He was wearing an outfit similar to the one he wore in Disney Castle.

"I did." She pointed behind her to a large group of Moogles behind her.

Goofy stared. "Hyuck! That's a lot of Moogles." He was wearing clothes identical to his in the Disney Castle.

"Where is your leader, kupo?" One said.

"Right here." Ryo-oki walked out in her KH T-shirt and jeans. "Is there anything I can help you with?"

"Yes, kupo! How much do we get paid?"

"Hmm... I'll let you have as much food as you want in the cafeteria, deal?"

"Deal, kupo!" They all shouted.

"Good. Anyway, where are the others...?" She glanced around.

Namine and Nisemono were wearing nicely made costumes, both a light purple. Tidus wore a costume similar to Sora's, but his was green. Yuffie was wearing a royal blue cloak and had a cute little wand. Aerith and Squall were wearing an extremely dark purple. Wakka was wearing a yellow and orange jester suit. Selphie was wearing a maid's outfit.

"I think I did a good job with the costumes!" Hurky smiled. "Oh yeah!" She handed Riku another costume. "This is the outfit for the ball."

Riku came out of the room in a blue prince outfit. "I fell like an idiot..." He muttered.

Ryo-oki tackle/hugged him. "You look GREAT!" She said happily.

Riku turned bright red from embarrassment. "Get off of me. This whole movie is stupid."

Ryo-oki glared. "Well, I'm forcing you to do it anyway! Alright everyone! Practice!"

Axel grinned evilly from his little hiding place behind the scenery. "Soon, I shall get my revenge!"

Disclaimer

Hurky: Hurkydoesntknow

Kerchevskoinmoyvilnary Jane, AKA Jane: MortalSora

Cindy: My friend from dance class

Effie: Another friend from dance class

Rachel: Same Rachel as every other fic

Tiffany: Same as in my Games Do Come True fic.

Ryu: Black Ryu Lord

QL937: Friend from ALP

I hope you liked this chapter. I thought it was fun to do. Hope you enjoyed it!