Chapter 3: Action!

Hello everyone! Just so you know, I don't need any characters. If I talked to you about that, I decided that the cast I had was more than enough. I'm sorry, but I have a bad habit of making too many characters and none being able to talk for the longest time. And the last update (for those of you who noticed) that was an accident. I meant to update another fic, and updated this one by accident. I'm sorry. Gomen Nassai! (I'm sorry for people who are worse than me at Japanese. I stink.)

SomeoneInThePastOfEarth: Sorry about not using your character. If you want to be in a fic, check out my .hack/ one. I'd gladly put you in that (Especially if you want to be evil. I'm desperate there. LOL)

Dark Dragon 00: Glad you liked the fic!

Jupiter-Lightning: I can't I got you hooked on the llama song... Glad you liked the chapter!

RuinsofTikal: I guess that means you liked the fic. YAY!

CodeLyoko: OMG I LOVED THAT SHOW! (Er... Sorry.) Glad you liked it.

Kato Shingetsu: Shortest response I've gotten yet. Only a smiley...

Ravenf6: Torture my polka? I MUST read that! What's MPFC? I'm bad with shortened things like that. I only know FMA and KH with that... I'm glad you liked the mouse and the shock collar joke. I did the mouse thing as an after thought.

Swordchick: Axel's going to try and keep messing things up. Don't worry. Cloud and Sephy are going to do some random things. Don't worry about that either.

Shirozora: Why pity Riku? Axel is going to do something. Something... RANDOM!

Blondie91: Glad you thought this was funny.

KH Fan: I liked the review. It's saved on my computer it was so funny. (I love poking fun at Phil.)

AloneInDespair: Actually, this is based off of a fic another of my friends wrote for Aladdin. It's called Desert Hearts by Ranko Urameshi. The fics are a lot different though. Mine'll probably have a lot more jokes between the characters, and less script following, but who knows what'll happen to Desert Hearts.

That was a ton of reviews. Thanks for the support! Oh! If you have fanart (such as a poster to advertise the movie) email it to me and I'll put it on my website (when and if I ever get it working again. I'm locked out of it...) Now for the update... Oh! 'Things written like this are ALWAYS people thinking.' Here's the story!

"Time to go on stage people!" Ryo-oki called.

"Stage? I thought this was a movie!" Nisemono said.

"He has a point." Riku agreed. "It isn't a play, Ryo. It's being filmed and will be watched by millions of people..." He went as pale as a ghost. "I can't do this!"

"This is no time for stage fright." Hurky nodded. "I say I did a nice job with the costumes."

"You didn't return that really expensive crown... Did you?" Cindy looked slightly annoyed at Ryo-oki. "Ryo! We'll go broke if you keep doing things like that!"

"Aw... We'll make it up in what we earn from the movie!" Ryo-oki smiled.

"As accountant, it is not my job to be optimistic about money. We're doomed I tell you! Doomed!"

"Oh!" Hurky turned to Riku. "There's been a change in the script. Everyone is going to keep their real names in this. You are now going to be called Riku."

"And when did you decide this?" Riku asked.

"About 3 minutes ago." Hurky and Ryo-oki sang at once.

"Ready? And... ACTION!" Jane shouted from his director's chair. He even had the little hat thing they always wear and a megaphone.

"A long, long time ago, in a galaxy..." Cid started to say, but Ryu hit him on the head. "Ow! OK, OK! A long, long time ago, in a KINGDOM far away, Naboo was under an attack." Cid got hit in the head by Hurky this time. "Jeez! You all are against me! A long, long, time ago, in a kingdom far, far away, there lived a boy named Riku, who had to fight with a light saber..." He got hit in the head by Squall's Gunblade, which Rachel had stolen. "Ow! Everyone's out to get me! A long, long time ago, in a kingdom far, far away, there lived a boy named Riku, who had to work for his evil stepfather and stupid stepbrothers." Sora ran and Tidus ran up to him and whacked him on the head with their toy swords. "Hey! I'm only reading the script!"

Riku walked on stage. "Oh dear... Look at this mess." He muttered, starting to sweep the floor. 'I can't believe I'm doing this...' He thought.

There was a knock at the door.

"I'll get it!" Sora yelled, diving for the knob. He opened it and Donald was standing there.

"Who is it?" Ansem and Tidus asked.

"Ahem! I have come from the castle with an invitation from Her Majesty, Princess Ryo-oki! Er... Her Royal Parents King Squall and Queen Aerith! They are having a ball for her to find a husband!"

Ansem turned to Sora and Tidus. "We shall attend."

"Excuse me... May I go?" Riku asked. 'I can't believe I'm doing this...' "It is for all everyone."

"Of course! Everyone in the kingdom is invited!" Donald turned and left.

"You can only go if you finish all of the chores!" Ansem yelled. "Do you understand Riku?"

"Yes..." Riku growled. He went back to sweeping as the others got ready.

Axel knocked on the door. "Hi there! I'm the ghost of all pathetic people to date! I'm here to help you get to the ball!"

"Um..." Yuffie appeared. "That's my job!" She yanked him off of the stage.

"Should QL937 cut and edit the camera?" The robot looked at Jane for help.

"No way! That was funny!" Jane laughed.

"Um... Who were they...?" Riku asked, trying to make it seem like he was still in character.

"This place is spotless!" Ansem came down the stairs. "Except now your clothes are all dirty! You can't go to the ball looking like that!" He pushed past Riku with Sora and Tidus following, both laughing.

Riku sighed and sat in a chair by the fire. "What am I to do? I can't go to the ball looking like this." He said quietly.

Sepheroth and Cloud hopped on stage, and because of Tiffany's 'special affect' magic, were as tiny as mice. "We can help!" Sepheroth smiled.

"I was supposed to say that!" Cloud pushed Sepheroth to the side. "We'll make a wonderful costume for you!"

"I was going to say that!" Sepheroth shouted, drawing a long needle.

"Oh yeah? Well I'll kick your butt!" Cloud roared, pulling out a pair of scissors that was too bit for him. ((Kinda like their swords, right?))

"Break it up mice!" Yuffie appeared on stage again. "I will help poor Riku in his time of need!"

"Yes Fairy Godmother!" Sepheroth and Cloud dropped their "weapons" and bowed to Yuffie.

"A Fairy Godmother? But you aren't OLD!" Riku said, surprised. 'Why did they make me say that?'

"Hey! I just got out of Godmother School!" Yuffie growled. "Do you want help or not?"

"Yes! Don't be mean!" Riku said, acting hurt.

"OK! Now we need a pumpkin!" Yuffie looked around.

"But we don't have any pumpkins." Riku muttered.

"No pumpkins? Hmm... We need a pumpkin or you can't go to that ball!" She looked around.

Axel came out again, but this time, holding a watermelon. "Will this do?"

"Why yes... Thank you random ghost no one cares about!" Yuffie pushed Axel out of the camera view. "Now what were those words? Zippity Zappity Zoo?" She pointed at the pumpkin. 'I can't believe I forgot the words!' She thought.

"Um... Try Bippity Boppity Boo!" Cloud whispered.

"Hey! I was gonna help her remember the words!" Sepheroth yelled, picking up his scissors again.

"Ah yes! Bippity Boppity Boo!" She waved her wand, and thanks to Tiffany using magic behind the scene, the watermelon became a beautiful green carriage. "Now for a horse and a coachman." She glanced evilly at the mice. "Bippity Boppity Boo!" Thanks to Tiffany's magic, the mice instantly changed costume and got bigger. Sepheroth was now in a white horse suit with his REAL hair as the mane. ((It is long enough after all.)) Cloud was wearing the white suit coachman wear. "There! Now you can go to the ball!"

"I think you're forgetting something..." Riku glanced down at the rags he was wearing.

"Oh yeah!" Yuffie hit herself on the head. "Bippity Boppity Boo!" She gave Riku the prince outfit. "There! NOW you can go to the ball. Happy?" She looked hopeful.

"Yeah! Thanks!" Riku nodded, smiling.

"Yes! I've passed my exam!" She spun around happily and disappeared.

"I thought she said she was out of school..." Riku jumped into the carriage and rode off to the ball.

Yuffie reappeared in the deserted house. "Wait! I forgot to mention that my magic... wears off... at midnight..." She looked around. "Crud. Where is he?"

QL937 shut off the camera. "That's enough for one day, Director Jane."

"I love being called that! That's it for today people!" He clapped his Popsicle stick hand and his real hand together.

"How was that?" Riku asked.

"Wonderful! I can't believe Axel kept interfering though..." Ryo-oki said, biting her thumb nail.

"Um... He sent a note saying if you didn't give him a part, he'd keep trying to get in the movie." Hurky held up the letter. "You didn't read it, did you...?"

"Uh... No?"

Effie sighed. "Dairy, you should read your mail." ((Dairydear))

"I know, but that's beside the point. You got the potion?" Ryo-oki grinned.

"But of course I have my evil thingy of doom." She handed Ryo-oki some sandwiches. "Give those to Axel and he won't know what hit him!"

"What's in the potion?" Rachel asked, still hanging on Squall.

"The potion is laxatives." Ryu muttered, trying to pull Rachel off of Squall.

Jane smiled. "When will we give it to him?"

Axel walked in and laughed evilly. "I went through with my threat!" He shouted proudly. "I shall win this battle!"

Ryo-oki walked up to him. "Here. I'm sorry I didn't give you a part! Take these sandwiches as a token of my sincerity!"

"What sincerity?" Tidus muttered to Wakka, who shrugged.

Axel ate them greedily. "Sneaking on stage does make me hungry!" He suddenly went pale and ran to the bathroom.

"Ha ha! I win!" Ryo-oki cried happily. "Alright! Now let's eat for real!"

Effie pulled out giant pizzas. "You thought we were lying when we said this was the Biggest Pizza Eating Contest, didn't you?"

Sora leaped up into the air happily and started pigging out on the food.

I hope you liked this chapter. I had fun with this one. Especially with Cid. That was a joke for my friend Firefox116, since he's obsessed with Star Wars.