After about... what? 3 months... I'm updating again. o.o Simply because I'm lazy. Enjoy ma home fries xD (erm... don't ask... I'm just... weird...)
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!
Poor Zabuza, this is a freaky Halloween for him.
Chapter 2: Post and Pre lesson
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It had been a long first day for the new teacher, and he was damned unhappy.
"Cheer up Zabuza-san!!" his cheerful 7-ish year old "assistant" told him... cheerfully. "It's not like it's interrupting your plot to take over Land o' Mist, you need the money." Zabuza hated to admit it, but the kid was right. Was the damned brat ever wrong?!
"You're right Haku," Zabuza sighed.
"Am I ever wrong?" Haku asked innocently.
"Don't push me right now Haku, or your hair is going DOWN THE DRAIN!" Haku gasped.
"NOT MY LIFE!!"
"Excuse me?" Zabuza asked, very surprised.
"My hair is my LIFE SOURCE!!" Haku exclaimed as he began to lead the way home. "So, what are you going to teach tomorrow?" Zabuza paused, and whipped out his plan that the previous teacher had left.
"Umm... reviewing hand seals. Wow, that basic?" Zabuza scrunched his nose, making him appear to be like a horse with rabies and mad cow. It made some babies cry. "Damned babies..."
"Ah... not all children are as advanced as me," Haku pointed out, smiling and making all the babies go " goo...."
"Ah hahaha, the babes like you Haku," Zabuza snickered evilly.
"Gee, that's nice Zabuza-san. Glad to see you can point out the obvious," Haku stated sarcastically, earning himself a glare from Zabuza.
"I hate when you have attitude."
"I hate when you scare babies."
"We're even?"
"Not really, but whatever."
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The next day, when Zabuza entered the classroom with Haku (who had tied up his hair after being threatened to have it cut off more than twice) to see the classroom in... shock.
"WHAT DID YOU FUCK HEADS DO?!" Zabuza gaped. The children had some how... painted the walls neon colors and had written... very vulgar words on the walls.
"Didn't you know Zabuza-sensei?" asked the annoyingly pink haired girl looking up at him with her... huge... green... AHHH!!
"Know what?" Zabuza asked, staring at her in the way you would someone who has something very disgusting in their teeth.
"That Naruto is a HUGGE prankster!!" Ino added her two cents. Not that her parents trust her with money yet or anything.
"Funny, huge with two 'g's is in the dictionary... I MEAN!! No I didn't know that actually... NARUTO!!" Zabuza hollered at the spiky blond in the corner.
"Yeah...?" Naruto asked.
"Did you do all this yourself?" Zabuza asked.
"Of course!!" Naruto said—very proud of himself.
"How could you?!" Haku asked. "I mean, these poor other children!!"
"Zabuza-sensei... my mom says I'm not allowed to read things like this..." said Sasuke, looking all cute like. Earning himself to be ignored by both Haku and Zabuza.
"I don't know Haku," Zabuza said, frowning. "This kid is pretty talented to have done this ALL by himself... He deserves bonus marks..."
"But Zabuza-san!! That's not right!!" Haku frowned. "And not fair to the other students."
"Since when was I fair? After all, I am the bandit king!!" Zabuza laughed evilly.
"No more Jing for you..." Haku sweat dropped.
"Aww..." Zabuza hung his head. Both snapped promptly in their characters.
"Zabuza-san... I think he should be punished," Haku said sternly.
"Whatever. Uzumaki, clean the walls after school okay?" Zabuza said lazily. Naruto shrugged.
"Mmkay," Naruto stated, and skipped away happily.
"That's you punishment?" Haku frowned.
". . . Actually I was gonna make the Uchiha kid clean the walls... but then you would have told me I was unfair," Zabuza admitted.
"Depends on your reasoning," Haku looked thoughtful.
"Because his cuteness over whelms me."
"You always did hate cute things..."
"Except you Haku!"
"... I'll pretend I didn't hear that..." both stood there for a second then shrugged.
"ANYWAYS!! CHILLENS!" Zabuza clapped his hands all designer-like. The children immediately ran to their seats and smiled at the scary man. Zabuza twitched. "Today you're learning your hand seals. What can these seals be used for now?" A bubble with ". . ." appeared above the children. Zabuza looked at them like they were morons. Which on more than one level, they were.
"I don't think they know," Haku stated.
"Fuck off," Zabuza growled. "They're used for JUTSU's. You know what those are right?" Sakura raised her petite hand.
"OH OH!!" she waved it frantically. Sasuke also raised his hand. Zabuza ignored both of them.
"Uhm... Uzumaki," Zabuza snapped. Naruto looked at the man, looking vaguely like he was stoned.
"Uh-huh?" Naruto asked. He was still slightly mesmerized by the walls.
". . . right..." Zabuza twitched slightly again.
"Sakura-chan, would you answer the question please?" Haku asked the girl politely. She looked overjoyed.
"A jutsu is a technique! There are three different types of jutsus, genjutsu, taijutsu and ninjutsu. Ninja's use all of these," Sakura stated happily.
"Oh! Sakura's so smart!" Ino clapped.
"Ino-chan's smart too!! She just doesn't know it!" Sakura told her friend.
"How heart felt. Mind shutting up?" Zabuza asked. Haku frowned. Zabuza really was upsetting him. "Right... so a jutsu is a technique. An explain of this is ass kicking no jutsu." Naruto waved his hand frantically. "What?"
"Is that a jutsu you'll teach us?" Naruto asked excitedly.
"Well I could but--" Zabuza caught Haku in the corner of his eye. "—I'm not allowed to!" Naruto sighed unhappily.
"This is gonna be boring then..." Naruto pouted.
"Energetic tykes," Haku chuckled warmly. Zabuza gave him a weird look.
"Dude, you're... like... the same age," Zabuza pointed out.
". . . I hate you."
--;;;
laughing like an insane psycho
Eliza plushie: blinks sloooowwwllly
Faust Plu.: Eliza wants to know why you're laughing.
nn Simple my dear Fist-face! It's because... well... erm... IT'S HALLOWEEN!! I GET TO STEAL MY SISTERS CANDYYY!!!
Faust plu.: n0n!
Minna-san, I wrote this while listening to Bowling for Soup shameless plug
Reviews
Irukapooka: Erm... was it soon enough? n.n;; I have uber loads of fun writing this!! I love torturing people!
KakashiLvr: Yeah!! I'd love to be in that class! Hmm... you're probably right about the erasers... damn them.. being easier to throw...
Magicians of the Yami: Seriously? Well, I'm glad you read this then!
HaMsAe: YAY! I'm glad you liked it!
Lauren K: Oh my... o.o;; During an English lecture? I'm honored you would read my fic during school.
Eclipse-chan: I'm doing chemistry during science... --;; My teacher says I'm not allowed to blow things up yet. I have to wait till next year sigh Ah, I do all my homework at school. Because... I'm weird... and what else am I supposed to do during a 75 minute lunch?! Anyways, hope you enjoy this chapter too!!
saria almasy albatou kinneas: o.o I think Zabuza should give you an A
Wind Wanderer: You're wise beyond your years aren't you?
hiddenicenin: Ayah!! Everyone should have a teacher like Zabuza... I think I have one. Except he keeps telling us he's gonna choke slam us into desks. It's amusing in its own right.
Jay-Chan3: A field trip eh? Thanks for the idea!! Yeah, Iruka would be a bit young neh? Probably just taking his chuunin exam. 'Course he'll probably come up somewhere in this fic. Ugh, don't remember me of evil!sasuke right now... evil bastard... gonna eat his children... ITACHI WAS FRAMMMMEEEDDD!!
azure orbis: lmao, I'm glad you enjoy my demented humor! Believe me, I have some pretty strange ideas brewing (mmm... beer... wait.. I hate beer... mm... coke...) in this little head of mine. (You know, the one lacking a brain?) Although, Haku will have his share of adventures... >D I guess reviews don't need more than laughter. But laughter makes me laugh.
Strangely, "HUGGE" is in my dictionary. Oo I was rather afraid.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!
Poor Zabuza, this is a freaky Halloween for him.
Chapter 2: Post and Pre lesson
---
It had been a long first day for the new teacher, and he was damned unhappy.
"Cheer up Zabuza-san!!" his cheerful 7-ish year old "assistant" told him... cheerfully. "It's not like it's interrupting your plot to take over Land o' Mist, you need the money." Zabuza hated to admit it, but the kid was right. Was the damned brat ever wrong?!
"You're right Haku," Zabuza sighed.
"Am I ever wrong?" Haku asked innocently.
"Don't push me right now Haku, or your hair is going DOWN THE DRAIN!" Haku gasped.
"NOT MY LIFE!!"
"Excuse me?" Zabuza asked, very surprised.
"My hair is my LIFE SOURCE!!" Haku exclaimed as he began to lead the way home. "So, what are you going to teach tomorrow?" Zabuza paused, and whipped out his plan that the previous teacher had left.
"Umm... reviewing hand seals. Wow, that basic?" Zabuza scrunched his nose, making him appear to be like a horse with rabies and mad cow. It made some babies cry. "Damned babies..."
"Ah... not all children are as advanced as me," Haku pointed out, smiling and making all the babies go " goo...."
"Ah hahaha, the babes like you Haku," Zabuza snickered evilly.
"Gee, that's nice Zabuza-san. Glad to see you can point out the obvious," Haku stated sarcastically, earning himself a glare from Zabuza.
"I hate when you have attitude."
"I hate when you scare babies."
"We're even?"
"Not really, but whatever."
--
The next day, when Zabuza entered the classroom with Haku (who had tied up his hair after being threatened to have it cut off more than twice) to see the classroom in... shock.
"WHAT DID YOU FUCK HEADS DO?!" Zabuza gaped. The children had some how... painted the walls neon colors and had written... very vulgar words on the walls.
"Didn't you know Zabuza-sensei?" asked the annoyingly pink haired girl looking up at him with her... huge... green... AHHH!!
"Know what?" Zabuza asked, staring at her in the way you would someone who has something very disgusting in their teeth.
"That Naruto is a HUGGE prankster!!" Ino added her two cents. Not that her parents trust her with money yet or anything.
"Funny, huge with two 'g's is in the dictionary... I MEAN!! No I didn't know that actually... NARUTO!!" Zabuza hollered at the spiky blond in the corner.
"Yeah...?" Naruto asked.
"Did you do all this yourself?" Zabuza asked.
"Of course!!" Naruto said—very proud of himself.
"How could you?!" Haku asked. "I mean, these poor other children!!"
"Zabuza-sensei... my mom says I'm not allowed to read things like this..." said Sasuke, looking all cute like. Earning himself to be ignored by both Haku and Zabuza.
"I don't know Haku," Zabuza said, frowning. "This kid is pretty talented to have done this ALL by himself... He deserves bonus marks..."
"But Zabuza-san!! That's not right!!" Haku frowned. "And not fair to the other students."
"Since when was I fair? After all, I am the bandit king!!" Zabuza laughed evilly.
"No more Jing for you..." Haku sweat dropped.
"Aww..." Zabuza hung his head. Both snapped promptly in their characters.
"Zabuza-san... I think he should be punished," Haku said sternly.
"Whatever. Uzumaki, clean the walls after school okay?" Zabuza said lazily. Naruto shrugged.
"Mmkay," Naruto stated, and skipped away happily.
"That's you punishment?" Haku frowned.
". . . Actually I was gonna make the Uchiha kid clean the walls... but then you would have told me I was unfair," Zabuza admitted.
"Depends on your reasoning," Haku looked thoughtful.
"Because his cuteness over whelms me."
"You always did hate cute things..."
"Except you Haku!"
"... I'll pretend I didn't hear that..." both stood there for a second then shrugged.
"ANYWAYS!! CHILLENS!" Zabuza clapped his hands all designer-like. The children immediately ran to their seats and smiled at the scary man. Zabuza twitched. "Today you're learning your hand seals. What can these seals be used for now?" A bubble with ". . ." appeared above the children. Zabuza looked at them like they were morons. Which on more than one level, they were.
"I don't think they know," Haku stated.
"Fuck off," Zabuza growled. "They're used for JUTSU's. You know what those are right?" Sakura raised her petite hand.
"OH OH!!" she waved it frantically. Sasuke also raised his hand. Zabuza ignored both of them.
"Uhm... Uzumaki," Zabuza snapped. Naruto looked at the man, looking vaguely like he was stoned.
"Uh-huh?" Naruto asked. He was still slightly mesmerized by the walls.
". . . right..." Zabuza twitched slightly again.
"Sakura-chan, would you answer the question please?" Haku asked the girl politely. She looked overjoyed.
"A jutsu is a technique! There are three different types of jutsus, genjutsu, taijutsu and ninjutsu. Ninja's use all of these," Sakura stated happily.
"Oh! Sakura's so smart!" Ino clapped.
"Ino-chan's smart too!! She just doesn't know it!" Sakura told her friend.
"How heart felt. Mind shutting up?" Zabuza asked. Haku frowned. Zabuza really was upsetting him. "Right... so a jutsu is a technique. An explain of this is ass kicking no jutsu." Naruto waved his hand frantically. "What?"
"Is that a jutsu you'll teach us?" Naruto asked excitedly.
"Well I could but--" Zabuza caught Haku in the corner of his eye. "—I'm not allowed to!" Naruto sighed unhappily.
"This is gonna be boring then..." Naruto pouted.
"Energetic tykes," Haku chuckled warmly. Zabuza gave him a weird look.
"Dude, you're... like... the same age," Zabuza pointed out.
". . . I hate you."
--;;;
laughing like an insane psycho
Eliza plushie: blinks sloooowwwllly
Faust Plu.: Eliza wants to know why you're laughing.
nn Simple my dear Fist-face! It's because... well... erm... IT'S HALLOWEEN!! I GET TO STEAL MY SISTERS CANDYYY!!!
Faust plu.: n0n!
Minna-san, I wrote this while listening to Bowling for Soup shameless plug
Reviews
Irukapooka: Erm... was it soon enough? n.n;; I have uber loads of fun writing this!! I love torturing people!
KakashiLvr: Yeah!! I'd love to be in that class! Hmm... you're probably right about the erasers... damn them.. being easier to throw...
Magicians of the Yami: Seriously? Well, I'm glad you read this then!
HaMsAe: YAY! I'm glad you liked it!
Lauren K: Oh my... o.o;; During an English lecture? I'm honored you would read my fic during school.
Eclipse-chan: I'm doing chemistry during science... --;; My teacher says I'm not allowed to blow things up yet. I have to wait till next year sigh Ah, I do all my homework at school. Because... I'm weird... and what else am I supposed to do during a 75 minute lunch?! Anyways, hope you enjoy this chapter too!!
saria almasy albatou kinneas: o.o I think Zabuza should give you an A
Wind Wanderer: You're wise beyond your years aren't you?
hiddenicenin: Ayah!! Everyone should have a teacher like Zabuza... I think I have one. Except he keeps telling us he's gonna choke slam us into desks. It's amusing in its own right.
Jay-Chan3: A field trip eh? Thanks for the idea!! Yeah, Iruka would be a bit young neh? Probably just taking his chuunin exam. 'Course he'll probably come up somewhere in this fic. Ugh, don't remember me of evil!sasuke right now... evil bastard... gonna eat his children... ITACHI WAS FRAMMMMEEEDDD!!
azure orbis: lmao, I'm glad you enjoy my demented humor! Believe me, I have some pretty strange ideas brewing (mmm... beer... wait.. I hate beer... mm... coke...) in this little head of mine. (You know, the one lacking a brain?) Although, Haku will have his share of adventures... >D I guess reviews don't need more than laughter. But laughter makes me laugh.
Strangely, "HUGGE" is in my dictionary. Oo I was rather afraid.