Chapter 5: The Princely Boot

I have good news, and bad news. The bad news is that I'm going on a field trip for school soon, and won't be able to update for a week and KH2 is coming out in March instead of December. The good news is I saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico! Wait... (reads cue card again) That's not right... Sora! Do the right card! (reads) Square Enix has just given me the rights to Kingdom Hearts and said that I will appear in the next game as Riku's stalker... I wish... Riku! Help Sora! (reads card and nods) All right! The Kingdom Hearts Manga is out in the US after months of waiting. Review corner thingie!

Hurkydoesntknow: I thought the multicolored Moogles were hilarious too.

AnAlternateAkiAndFuyuAnAlternateFallAndWinter: AHHH! LONG USERNAME! Sorry. You can't guess the roles? Think: Sleeping Beauty. Who will be prince and the princess?

ZeldaLover: According to my KH game, it's spelled Moogle...

KHK and Co.: Long time no see! I liked the joke about Inuyasha.

KH Fan: What does Ja Ne mean anyway? (is dense) Anywho, YAY! YOU KILLED ANSEM!

Jupiter-Lightning: NO STEALING MY UPDATE SOONISH LINE! TIS COPYRIGHTED BY ME! (Riku: I feel for you BR)

Magical Girl Pretty Sammy-Chan: What girls? I thought I disposed of them all... I liked the warped Cloud...

Firaga: Not my fault about the dreams... It's your overactive imagination's fault. Anywho, would you mind if I steal the stinks like a fish line?

Ozzyiwannabeagoat: Yes, I'm a Riku obsessed person. Lol. OH NO! YOU SPOKE N00B! Anywho, glad you like the fic.

Arrastrago: Uh... The Squall fangirl is based off of someone I know, who is a bit of a Mary Sue. Plus, Squall DOESN'T like his obsessed fangirl.

"Places everyone!" Jane yelled. "We need to finish the last part of the movie to sell it for big bucks!"

Cindy sighed. "Is all you think about money?"

"No, that's your job! I just need to pay for my subscription to 'The World'!" he grinned.

Riku ran into the house and sat in a corner. 'That was close... That creepy fangirl almost kissed me!' he thought as he said, "I can't believe that the stupid fairy forgot to mention the midnight rule!"

Meanwhile, the castle was in an uproar. Ryo-oki had decided she wanted to marry the mysterious stranger she had danced with, but he was no where to be found. "I shall marry the man whose foot fits in this shoe!" She had declared that morning.

She went around the kingdom, checking everyone with the shoe, until she reached Riku's house. "Are these all the men in the house?" she asked when Sora and Tidus failed the test with their huge feet.

Ansem smirked, since he had locked Riku in the closet. "Yes, maybe you should try me too." He put on the shoe, and using his evil magic, made the shoe fit. "Oh look, it fits."

Ryo-oki gave him a quizzical look. "You're too old! He had shoulder length silver hair too, not long creepy evil white!" She heard a door banging, went upstairs, and found Riku locked in the closet. "You try on the shoe." She said, figuring out Ansem's trick.

Riku put the shoe on and it fit perfectly. He rolled his eyes as Ryo-oki glomped him yelling something about knowing it was him when she saw him in the closet. "Yeah." He said, forgetting his line.

Axel jumped on stage at the same time as the fairy godmother appeared. "You've found your true love!" Axel cried, stealing the godmother's line.

Yuffie glared at him, and with Cloud and Sepheroth, even though they were midgets in mice costumes, beat him to a bloody pulp. In the end, there was a bright flash, and it cut to a wedding.

"Great! We're done!" Riku cheered.

"No we're not," Ryo-oki said. "Hurky?"

Hurky pulled out a contract, the one they were all blackmailed to sign. "Ahem, it says 'I agree to be in all plays, fanfics, movies, and anything the authoress Ryo-oki pleases'."

"In an idiot's terms," Sora said, trying to figure it out, "it means we aren't free yet?"

Ansem glanced around. "That IS evil," he said eventually, giving up on a loop hole. "I say we just leave!"

Everyone started heading for the door, but Ryu and Rachel blocked them off. "You aren't going ANYWHERE!"

They all sighed and sat down again for the briefing of the next movie.

THE END!

I'd like to thank everyone who actually sat through the randomness of this fic. Thank you everyone! I know it was a short chappy, but my compy is acting up again. I'll write the next series eventually.