Chapter 6: The REAL End

I lied before. This is the REAL ending.


Just as the group was about to sit down, a man in a black suit rushed in. "Is there a 'Ryo-oki' here?"

Ryo-oki stood up. "How may I help you sir?"

"I am from the Disclaimer Department. I'd like to point out that on your movie, you never gave credit to Square Enix for their cast and the Moogles. Also, Disney is saying they're the only place allowed to release Cinderella movies that no one would watch unless they were five years old."

Hurky cocked her head. "I never heard that one before... Cindy, do you know where our legal advisers are?"

Cindy sighed, and then said, "Nautica and Brittany are on vacation in someplace called," she picked up a piece of paper, "Feudal Era, Japan to find Inuyasha and some other characters."

The man grunted, and a bunch of flying monkeys came in ((real ones, not the ones from my Witch of Ox fic if you've read it)). "Men, please help Ryo-oki to the car. We need to take her to court for a hearing that will probably take months and months on end."

"So we're free?" asked Riku hopefully.

"No, contract laws state that 'You sign it, you're stuck'. You'll be notified when she gets back and be forced into another fanfic/movie when and if she feels like it after the hearing. Good day." With that, the man was gone with Ryo-oki being dragged behind him by the monkeys.

"So... How long a break do we have?" asked Effie.

"Nobody knows..." replied Sora.

Ansem got an idea. "Hey Axel! How long we have off?"

Axel stared. "I may be nobody, but that doesn't mean I know. Marluxia or one of the others might though, and I'm not about to go and ask."

So with that, they departed back home for when Ryo-oki would be returned. The entire KH cast celebrated, knowing that they'd escaped their evil overlord for at least a little while.


That's it for this chapter. I know it wasn't as funny as the others, if it was funny at all, and much too short, but I wanted to complete this fic to work on some others. Actually, I think these ending notes will be longer than the actual chapter...

For an explanation of "The Disclaimer Department", it's based off a joke among a couple of my friends and me. They said I'd be taken to the "Disclaimer Court" for not mentioning all of the disclaimer stuff. In reality, everyone knows Square Enix owns KH and that the characters belonged to them, since it IS a KH fanfic. Cinderella technically doesn't belong to anyone, since any copyrights have probably been gone for who knows how long. That's why there are millions of versions out there. We all just thought it would be cute to put the "Disclaimer Police" in there.

Finally, I'd like to thank...

My friends who were placed in this story for all of the support, (Nautica and Brittany)

My Brother for his help writing

My friend Kurokagome for telling me this was actually a good idea. Lol.

And everyone else who read this fic.

I'd like to say that I might do a sequel with The Nutcracker, I'm not sure if I will or not. Probably not until I finish a few of my other fanfics that need completion to give myself some more time on my hands.